- Now she knows what I ment when I told her that driving in England was like driving through a tunnel (narrow twisting roads blocked by 10' high hedgrows.
- She's looking the wrong way when crossing the street.
- They (the extended family) went out to eat, and the biggest steak they offered was 8oz.- at a premium price.
- During a discussion of politics (they're sounding more European/communist) they were complaining about the immigrants.
Them: Ummmm, why?
Her- You can hold their feet to the fire, make them do something.
Them- What if they don't?
Her- Then vote them out.
Them- Wah? That's not done. If we do that then the other party will win.
Her- So? You vote for the person with the ideas that you believe in.
- One brother didn't vote- and she fell down then by not telling him to shaddup and quit complaining- since he let others choose.
- Our Air Conditioners work!
- Fuel doesn't cost almost $6/ gallon for diesel.
- Real portions of meat!
- Space.
- Less crowding.
- Real showers.
- FoxNews- theirs is even more leftist than CNN and CBS.
- Broadband.
She thanked me for rescuing her, even though she didn't realize then that she needed rescuing.
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