Friday, April 30, 2010

"Your papers! Please!"

I keep hearing those lies about Arizona's immigration reform measure.

I hear there are going to be a hyped number of rallies with a hyped number of participants protesting the law that mirrors the official one voted on by their teleprompter Jesus.

Anyway, if I was asked 'for my papers' I'd show them this:


And the trucks insurance card.

Karen- being a legal resident alien would need the above and....



Which she's required BY. FEDERAL. LAW. to carry whenever she's out in public, and to show the appropriate authorities when requested.

And you Union thugs In the National League who are threatening an AZ Diamondback boycott?
I haven't watched a Major League Baseball game since you cancelled the World Series...the FIRST time. Go f*cking piss up a rope.

Sing it Rodney

In honor of these brave women marching in Farmington.

That'll certainly help

The ever vigilant and legalistic administration of The Won is sending their lawyers down to N'awlins to "help" with getting things together in the spill response.

I've never been involved in a major disaster, but my knowledge of utility...problems tell me that with things being bad enough, and just accomplishing anything positive just got ten times harder.
Now instead of just coming up with a plan and doing it, they'll have to run it past a bunch of eggheads who have no clue about what they're being asked, except what they know about suing people on one side or the other- and make their decision that way.

You know what's *really* bad about this?

You know they weren't drunk because they're in the 'Stan:



Now, about that DaDT...

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Don't WE have any say?

The Liberals in DC just voted to authorize a vote for statehood in the VERY anti-American, spanish speaking welfare protectorate of Puero Rico.

...And we don't even get a say in adding that PoS fourth world island to our fellowship of like minded states. What are we going to have? 50 stars and a dangling turd on the flag? Where are the other 6 states going to come from Barry?

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

If my life took a different track

...And I ended up in aviation, I'd want to be a Warthog driver.

Missed this the other day

I was in stationed in Rota, Spain when Chernobyl blew.

Where were you when you heard about it?

Of course we didn't hear about it when it happened, because the Soviet Union- being the most open and trustworthy government the world has ever known- didn't bother telling anyone until days later.

When other governments started noticing funny things happening on their radmeters.

Here's a good rundown of then and now by a Russian Girl who likes to ride her bike through the results.

She's in Russia (duh)- so sometimes her site is down, but when you get there be prepared to be entertainingly educated.

So tell me - Ed,,,

Where *did* that money you paid back your GM loan come from?

You've seen that commercial where Ed Witacker is bragging about GM paying back that loan?

What he's NOT saying is that it was profits that payed it off, but even MORE taxpayer money from his buddy Barry.

What? You though he got that cherry job because he supported McCain?

Dude, you're trying to get people to buy your stocks, too. Why should anyone think that the next time Obama wants to repay the UAW for voter fraud getting him elected- that he won't steel ANOTHER 70% of your property to give to them?

He did it once, why wouldn't he do it again?

OH....and when are we going to hear a widespread MSM outcry about the safety concerns of your steering just locking up? Much less a record fine from your owners at .gov?

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

I've got it!!

We've got those self-important peacocks in DeeCee holding hearings and proposing all kinds of B.S. regulations to "Do Something!" about the last financial crash.

Maybe we should all start mailing them a letter saying something like:


Dear Congesscritter,

You're trying to get to the bottom of who is the real cause of our financial problems.
You're holding hearings and conducting investigations.

I can show you the *REAL* cause of most of Americas problems, please look at the enclosed- shiny side up.

The person you're supposed to represent,

Me
Hondo, Tx


Then be sure to enclose a pocket mirror.

They're starting to realize something

It looks like the MSMs Golden Child is getting a bit tarnished.

The author of this AP article may be one of those unemployment statistics when the White House sees it.

She's worn out her desk top thesaurus in trying to skirt the concept that Obowma is lying to the American people. But they starting to notice a bit of green tinge on their lips when they get off their knees nowadays -and they may start wondering why.

Monday, April 26, 2010

So it was the confederate flag that tipped the scales?

Because we know that the "88" (for HH -Heil Hitler) Wouldn't antagonize ant muslems.
Hitler is as popular to them as Che is to the staff in the White House.

Lets decipher the rest of that coded message...

The number 88 stands for the eighth letter of the alphabet, H, doubled to signify "Heil Hitler," said CAIR's Ibrahim Hooper. "CV" stands for "Confederate veteran" -- the plate was a special model embossed with a Confederate flag, which Virginia makes available for a $10 fee to card-carrying members of the Sons of Confederate Veterans. And 14 is code for imprisoned white supremacist David Lane's 14-word motto: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."

OR- could it be that they were offended (again) by the graphic on his tailgate?

The giveaway that something was amiss, Hooper said, was the truck itself. An enormous photo of the burning World Trade Center towers covers the entire tailgate, with the words: "Everything I ever needed to know about Islam I learned on 9/11."


The way everyone is going out of their way to get offended, pretty soon they'll have to issue blank plates.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Oh! That's why

Someone in Russia clicked on my blog looking for bukkaki.

"Jeffery,,, come back"

See, I was enjoying this, when this caught my eye-



...And I couldn't help thinking of his nerdy brother:

This says it all

It explains why we have an entire government that feels free to do whatever they want to socialize America.

It's showing people old enough to join AARP talking about what they are going to do "when they grow up."
It's the whole "ME generation" personified. The same ones who probably elected what we have in DEE CEE now- the ones who operate on feelings rather than fact.
The ones who were telling each other at Berkley "Man, I have this Communist professor who really opened my eyes to the whole American Atrocity thing in Viet Nam,,,we need to do something to help those little brown people, man."

"Yeah man, we'll- like get some protests going, then we can walk away from S.E. Asia and let those little brown people get all copacetic with each other, man- them we'll spit on the returning service members and call them 'baby killers'."

"Cool man, them we can, like start questioning authority- man."

"Right man, and speaking "truth to power", man- it'll be groovy"



You know, in every other generation that actually contributed something positive to their country- they'd be acting their age...instead of their usual "ME" thing.

That's another reason I'll never send any of my money to AARP.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

This weeks inner racist clip

Lifted from The same banned movie as the last one-

(Don't tell Obamas internet police I'm posting these)

You. Can't. Make. This. Up.

The unintentional hilarity of this picture from the O-bots at Yahoo! titled "Our Jesus takes a break- in the woods.

Here's some video of Michelle.

Friday, April 23, 2010

I feel this tonight

I could feel it before we got the weather warning...

Stampede on the Cimarron

By J. Frank Dobie
... The cattle and the night were so quiet that the two herders stopped now and again on their rounds to listen. They could not help expecting something. The air grew warmer and more stifling, as the lightning flashes approached and dim thunder began to rumble up. The men could still skylight the cattle.
Presently a dun steer that had been in the lead of the herd from the beginning and had been named Old Buck awoke, lifted his head slowly, rose to his knees, and looked around.
Apparently he did not trust the looks of things, but, being long experienced in life, wasn't startled, and he said nothing.
He got to his feet, raising his nose to smell, and gazed towards the approaching storm. The two men on guard sand as gently as they could th songs they had sung over and over to sooth the cattle down and prevent any sudden sound from breaking in and frightening them.

But Old Buck had no idea of going back to bed. He seemed to be expecting something--something as sudden as a telegram used to be. Another steer got up, stood still, expectant; then others and others until the whole herd was on it's feet, motionless. The songs grew louder now, unrelenting, pleading.

The night grew blacker, the lightning brighter, the humidity of the air heavier. And then, almost at once, on every tip of the five thousand horns of the waiting steers, appeared a ball of dull phosphorescent light-- the foxfire, St, Elmo's fire, will-o-the-wisp of the folklore of the world. In the intervals of utter blackness the two guards on the lone prairie could see nothing but those eerie balls pulsing on the tips of long curved horns. But the guards were not thinking of ghosts or remembering ghost stories now. Their voices rose high in the wild but cow-quieting notes of "The Texas Lullaby", which is not made of words and cannot be conveyed by musical notation. It is made of syllables and tones conveyable only by voices trained in darkness and deep thickets. The notes cime long, low and trenbly. The wailers of "The Texas Lullaby" did not yell or shoot; as men who savvied the cow, they would not scare the as yet still cattle.
The ghostly balls of fire on horns must have looked as strange to the steers as to the men. The steers began to move at a walk, their motion becoming circular, the riders around them preventing any decided movement away from the bed ground. At first the walk was slow; soon it became faster. And then out of blackness came a great flash of zigzag lightning forking down over the seething mass of animals, so close that darting tongues of flame seemed almost to lick their backs. At the same time a mighty clap of thunder shook heaven and earth, reverberating and doubling.

It's answer was the thunder of ten thousand pounding hooves that popped ans clicked, while horn clacked against horn. The stampede started with the swiftness of the lightning's leap.

All hands in camp had mounted at the first salvo from the skies; they reached the herd in time to join the pursuit. The gigantic thunderbolt had knocked out the sluice gates of the sky. The water poured down in sheets and barrels. It rained blue snakes, pitchforks and bobtailed heifer yearlings all at once. One minute it was darker than the dead end of a crooked tunnel a mile deep under a mountain. Then the prairie was a sea of blue and yellow light dazzling to all eyes.
......


That's the kind of storm I'm expecting tonight.


BTW...want me to finish that chapter?


UPDATE:

0105 HOURS- marble sized hail is *REALLY* loud on a metal roof. It scares dogs, too.

Driving jobs availble

It looks like there may be some OTR driving jobs in Arizona soon.

Their Governor showed more balls than the entire U.S congress when she signed Arizona's new illegal immigrant reduction act today.

But, as usual, some aren't happy about it and in the usual liberal way- are going to throw a temper tantrum.
Yes, there will be a Mexican/Mexican-American truckers boycott.

I can see three things from this:
  1. Drivers will be able to listen to channel 40 and hear some English spoken.
  2. In this bad economy- there'll be O/O jobs available.
  3. People will notice this just like they noticed those 'we'll shut down America by not showing up for our under-the-table-jobs' protests.

It's for science, ladies

...And real science at that.
Not that 'fake-but-accurate' AGW pier* approved Barbra Streisand UN Climate paper stuff either.

This Monday is what the 'real' scientists call proving your theory.

It's your mission ladies, to prove that Iranian cleric wrong about the causes of earthquakes.
Go here and sign up to do your part to prove Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi wrong about the true cause of earthquakes.

Naturally photographic documentation would greatly assist in quantifying results.
That would be kangroo78656@yahoo.com

Thank you for your participation in this great scientific experiment.


*No, it's not 'peer' approved because most real scientists would have thrown it out for bad science.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Happy earth day!












To all of you hippies that want us to return to the 19th century.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

SIR, I respectfully disagree-Sir!

As far as I know, Sir- school lunches are about as healthy now as they were when I went to school. Actually, they're probably healthier.

Your report that school lunches are a threat to national security....Why all of a sudden is 'everything' a threat to national security? ...I think is a little off the mark, Sir.

If I remember my history correctly- Sir:

In the depression (the first one, not this one) students were lucky to be able to bring an onion and butter sandwich to school: and they were taught much harder subjects than today.

In the '80s- the cry was to 'buy them breakfast' because somehow being hungry made their grades worse.
We bought them breakfast and lunch- their parents got food stamps, WIK, AFDC and all tho other .gov goodies,,,and they STILL couldn't pass.

So instead of skinny educated kids of the Depression- we got fat stupid kids of the Clinton era.

NOW Sir- You are saying that the school lunches are the main problem in recruitment because your targets potential service members are too fat?

Don't you think that a lot of THAT problem is from them just sitting on their @ss all day long...Sir? Instead of actually getting up and 'doing something' physical?

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Good frigging Gawd...

Apparently, there's going to be a strike by -from what New Yawkahs say- the most important people in their lives. Aside, maybe, from their immediate family.

What exactly does a Doorman do, anyway? From what I can tell, they're a combination of maid, janitor and greeter. OH and security- because we're afraid of guns.

I guess us in this backwards flyover country just can't understand why someone without some kind of specific job skill can pull down $70K/year with bennies. I could live nicely on that- AND I'd be in the A/C in summer and the warm building in the dead of winter.

Dude! The management companies are handing out 45 page self help books on how to cope without your apartment nanny. BUT being the stalwart, self reliant people who reliably vote Democrat- they have volunteer sign up sheet to help their building and her residents cope.

Most are still empty of volunteers.

“The whole operation of the building would basically be shut down and we’d rely on residents to pitch in just to get by,” said Dan Wurtzel, president of Cooper Square Realty, one of the largest residential management companies in the New York. “There’s a tremendous amount of preparation we have to undertake. Then, if it doesn’t happen, we can breathe a sign of relief. If it does happen, then we’re prepared to deal with it.”

Many buildings have also posted sign-up sheets for residents to volunteer to watch the front doors, clean hallways and take out garbage, though the forms in the lobbies of a handful of Upper East Side buildings remained mostly blank on Sunday afternoon.


Because aren't we all believers in an entitlement mentality?

Harold Gerber, who runs a real estate business and has lived in his co-op on East 75th Street for more than two decades, said he was already worried about security, and grumbled at the prospect of hauling his own trash. “It will affect us tremendously,” he said.

Sitemeter problems?

Is Sitemeter having problems of some kind, or am I banned on Google for not adoring our Teleprompter Messiah enough?





Discuss.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Oops...

I didn't think of that.
Guess I should have measured first.



Oh, well- I guess it's good that I have a wood work bench.


...And that I know Mr. Inclined Plane is your friend.


Now, what should I turn this into?

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Slick Willy is worried

He told us that Friday.
He's worried about the anti-government rhetoric that could have severe consequences on our way of life.

OK, Slick- do you mean these mostly white middle aged crowds?

OR these mostly white middle aged crowds?

OR these mostly white crowds?
I know which bunch I'd hope my daughter's car broke down in front of, but Chelsea can handle herself- right?

No connection at all

I don't see any connection at all here.

The fact that Russia has been invading British airspace since January 2009 probably has nothing to do with Nevill Obama's 'Smart power' plan.

I mean, it's just a co-incidence that the world biggest woos got elected and Putin decided to go back to his roots.

Like it has nothing to do with Obowma dissing Iseal and the Pallies rioting and getting SCUD missiles from Syria.

Nothing's connected at all.

Two thousand words

Obowma's Mideast policy





Any questions?

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Embracing my inner racist

Now that the Lamestream media has uncovered our hidden racism last Thursday, I guess it's ok to let loose with a banned clip:

Friday, April 16, 2010

Name that movie

"I got my orders, we're bombing Drambuie,"

"We're going in at 1800 hours, flying in from the north under their radar."

"When will you be back?"

"I can't tell you that, it's top secret."


...





.....





"well I guess I'll have to pick up a copy of the NYT."

OK, that last part wasn't part of the script, but- you know...

It didn't do Pompeii much good

Sorry.

I saw this article about the hazards of volcanic ash and just couldn't help it.

Because they're so much smarter

Yes, us ignorant rubes out here in flyover country have to take a back seat to the vastly more intelligent minds of our Liberal betters:



I bet we'll hear one of them blame it on globull warming soon, too...

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Revenue enhancement

We know that Obowma is going to have to find a way to pay for his titanic government spending.

He's looking at all kinds of fees and new tax schemes. The problem with those is that there probably aren't enough qualified people to do the ,,,revenue enhancement.

So with that idea, I give you a quick course in Obamanomics.

Two Post titles available

The first one I thought of when I saw the article headline was:

SO where is Greenpeace and the rest of the Greenies?
The other title after I read further into it was:

Quick! Lets tax plastic.

Because "something" needs to be done about this second huge island of plastic they found in the Atlantic ocean. Let those greenies put their money where their mouths are and start cleaning it up- they've got a couple ships, and it would probably help the whales more than harassing Japanese whalers anyway. I'm sure once this is out in the general news, that all the usual Gaea worshipers (EarthFirst, Elf, the World Wildlife Fund,,,)will turn out in force to mitigate this blight on the earth.

The second title was that "something" needs to be done about it. Some .gov.org should take charge and use their nations resources to make it happen- Obowma is looking for something to polish his creds with our enemies. Why not throw a couple trillion dollars at it, AND since it's already been made- we can save millions of barrels of oil by recycling the existing plastic instead of MAKING more.

See, everybody wins.



Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Oh,,,,look

She's levitating!


Quick, throw a bucket of water on her!

A whole lot of nothing

That tendon I tore two months ago is still bothering me from last Friday when I broke the light duty restriction and was wrestling with a sweep 4" steel ninety.

Yesterday was a long day too. I was moving equipment and picking up irrigation pipe for the bosses ranch making a 13 hour day by the time it was all done.

I'm off today because of weather and the gaf attitude, but that's ok since I'll be getting workers comp for missed work. It's nice....and tax free for now.

I still have to finish those f*cking tax forms...and find a way to come up with that $2200 they want on top of what we already put in.

The yard looks like it hasn't seen a mower in a month altho I mowed it a week ago.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Todays news round-up

First are some Yahoo! trends I noticed that haven't been their before:


Then, headlines from Drudge:

In which our lunatic Rep. from Texas redefines the word corpratist (which blogger doesn't recognize).

Who is bringing us higher credit payments.

But that's ok, because Himself is redefining our standing on the world stage.

In spite of reawakening lost love and respect for America.

But, hey- all's cool because those Libs at SNL can always drag out the low blows at someone they're afraid of.

Well, you do have to admit

that the Bush regime falls off the tongue much easier than the Obama regime does.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

We're only hearing about this ,,,,NOW?

Why?
Ohh......Because in March 2009- Bush wasn't the President,,, and ()bama couldn't be held to the same standards as Bush.

Because those Bubbleheads took the same (koff) gravitas to their duties as ChimpyMcHitler did to preserve the Constitution.

It's one thing to be slack on a surface outfit (you can even win 'Best of type' awards for years on end) but when you slack off on basic safety in a frigging SUB, you're looking at some pretty heavy problems.


...And this is coming from a SeaBee who's 3.8 (out of 4.0) were dragged down by my J.D.Gaf attitude about the military part of my Construction Battalion life.


Doood, Captain Ron- really you're doing it wrong when even I see that partying is making your command a danger to everyone around.

Dear PETArds

Love you.

My best distance was 776 feet.

He left something else out, too

President Obama says Virginia’s governor made “an unacceptable omission” when he proclaimed Confederate History Month without mentioning slavery.

“I don’t think you can understand the Confederacy and the Civil War unless you understand slavery,” said Mr. Obama, the nation’s first black president. First lady Michelle Obama is descended from a South Carolina slave.


In mentioning that slavery, the Governor should have reminded people that most slave owners were Democrats.

...So were members of the Klan.

...And the ones who implemented those 'Jim Crow' laws you love so much.

...And the 'Literacy tests'.


...Also, didn't I hear in one of the interminable searches of 'The Won's' ancestry- that he's a descendant of a white slave owner?

Lastly- I missed the anniversary of Appomattox Courthouse yesterday:

That's a mouthful

The agenda "explains the purpose and timing of more than 60 rulemakings and other notice-and-comment proceedings the plan recommends for FCC action," according to the agency, and will "implement plan recommendations requiring rulemakings through a series of open, participatory notice-and-comment proceedings."

Because if it were profitable, the cable companies would have already run a broadband line to a single cabin 20 miles from the nearest road.

"Our implementation plan lays out a road map for reforming universal service to connect all Americans to broadband, including in rural areas; unleashing spectrum, promoting competition and supporting small businesses; protecting and empowering consumers; safeguarding online privacy; increasing adoption in all communities and ensuring fair access for people with disabilities; protecting broadband networks against cyber-attack and other disasters; and ensuring that all users can reach 911 in an emergency," said FCC Chairman Julius Genachowski in a statement.

And we can tell these are Liberal bureaucrats from their codewords...

ensuring that all users can reach 911 in an emergency--Dude, seriously: you're going to force everyone to have a telephone?


ensuring fair access for people with disabilities So, how does that work? Do we rune another special line to the house? Use specially enhanced signals to overcome that disability?

Thursday, April 08, 2010

I bet he's a TEABAGGER!!!!!!!

You know, those inbred semi-literate mouth breathers who HATE African-Americans...

Wednesday, April 07, 2010

It's NOT farging poisonus

...Or lethal.

It's methane gas in that coal mine. The same stuff you burn in your house for heat.

I don't have layers and layers of editors and fact checking oversite like the (ever more irrelevant MSM)- all I have is a crappy blog and the knowledge of the meaning of words.

The danger of natural gas is asphyxiation: IE- it displaces oxygen, just like carbon monoxide.
The other danger with natural gas is that in a mixture of gas-in-air between 4.5% and 14.5% makes it explosively combustible- Yeah, it can go boom.

Dudes (and anchorettes), really- you have computers. You have a thesaurus on the desk- or online, USE IT.

Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Politics is a blood sport

It's been called that.

The Democrats run a scorched earth, no holds barred smear campaign against anyone they consider an enemy.
They even go after their own for not being in lock-step with their talking points.



BUT

The first time a Democrat leader gets their feelings hurt, it's call the WHaaambulance and cry about partisan politics to your tame news media.

Monday, April 05, 2010

This is my lane

There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My lane is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life.

My lane, without me, is useless. Without my lane, I am useless.
I must drive my lane true. I must drive straighter than that texter who is trying to kill me.

I must avoid him before he sideswipes me. I will watch as he swerves between zippers.
I will let him have a wreck with someone else...

Sunday, April 04, 2010

Hold on, I'm looking for something...

Ahhhhhhhhh...

Here it is...

OBVIOUS
Ty McDowell, who organized the march, said she was "enraged" by the turnout of men attracted to the demonstration.

Now we know

That
  1. Obama and Hillary watch 'Boston legal'
  2. 'Boston legal' is where they get their Israeli policy from.


Saturday, April 03, 2010

Well now....



It took BusHaliburtonMcHitler five years to get where Obama is today.
...And that was with a hostile press and all the luurrrrvv thrown out from the Dems in Congress.

I wonder what Barry's approval rating would be without the Lamestream media acting as his personal cheerleaders?

The wise black man

Has been banned by the same people who brought you the the Smartest negro in America.
You may know him as Barack.

The Wise black man was banned because the PC crowd thought Uncle Remus was racist.



Too bad, too- they could have portrayed McCain as Br'er Rabbit against the tarbaby....

Friday, April 02, 2010

Lots of rain up in Yankeeland

I mean the traditional northeastern seaboard Yankees.
The home of the Yankee clippers, and such.

Who are majority white.
Who are suffering the worst flooding in 200 years of records.

When ()bama flew over at altitude to his fundraiser/healthcare hype- he probably didn't bother looking out the window.

His FEMA leader is in Fla. playing on the beach.

What does this tell us?


BUSH Obama hates white people. Where is the Lamestream media in all this?
...Oh? they're on their collective knees in the White House pressroom?

Texas job openings

The Post office has part time openings in these two cities:



and:




Just a note- You Tube has some really crappy China Grove videos- except for one who's embedding was disabled.

Oh, look!

I just got another census form.
The unopened envelope looks just like the last one I filled out and sent in about two weeks ago.

I'm torn between just ignoring it, tossing it OR scrawling across the entire thing:

ALREADY COMPLETED ONE!
DO YOU WANT TO DOUBLE COUNT US?

IS THIS THE SAME KIND OF FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY AND ATTENTION TO DETAIL THAT WE CAN EXPECT IN OUR NEW .GOV HEALTHCARE?
Love,
Me

Thursday, April 01, 2010

It was one of those moments

That I really wanted to say "now Obama's done something I can applaud".

But I wondered, *why*? Why is he doing this; because he's always wanted us to pay out the @ss for any kind of energy.

I wondered 'those drilling areas...do they even have any oil in them?'
-NO, they don't.

I asked myself 'He said *drill* not pump...does that mean just exploration?'
- IF the .energy.gov signs off on exploratory wells AND the greenies and other enviro-wackjobs ok it- then you can try drilling where we know there isn't any'

I wondered why he was being so magnanimous?
-It was one of those "I'll throw those peons a bone. It'll be a finger bone from a shrew, but hey-I won, they should feel honored (and hopefully) grateful that I bothered to wave my hand in their general direction on energy."

Thanks Great Leader, but no thanks.

Credit where credit is due

You just have to admire this Admiral's not laughing in his face.

I don't know what the action is that they're discussing, but you HAVE to listen to the Barbra Streisand until about the halfway mark.



I use Hyperbole alot, that's because most people I run across don't get dry humor- but this...I don't think I could make this up.


Democrats, they're more smarter than you!