Sunday, September 30, 2012

Saturday, September 29, 2012

So, let me get this straight....

You want ME to pay $500+/month for a jeep that's in YOUR name..
AND pay you $3200 down for a seven year old truck?

Yea, ok. What could go wrong there?

Especially when I can buy this---and be able to work on it.

Friday, September 28, 2012

Remember how fast the "Bush lied, people died" caught on?

If there was a Republican at 1600 Penn. Ave there would be something like this:

All over AlGores internets (but there's not- so I made one).

Especially the way the lies were flying.
Take it send it to every corner of the greatest nation on Gods green earth.

Just mention me!!!!!

WTF are you talking about Yahoo! stringer?

I was looking at my alternate mail tonight when I cam on this d1cksucking piece of ...newswriting- from the Yahoo!-reelect Barack campaign.
Instead it;s a puff piece about how president HardChoice immediately called the Benghazi attacks terrorist attacks and began hunting them...or something,

Sorry Oliver Knox, the first response to the Libya attack was to say it was in response to some-dude your administration just hauled into jail today for disrupting his 0babanesses Islamic summer,,or fall,,or winter.

Yes, Yahoo! let the historic rewrites begin, before the real history is dried on paper.

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Man, I wish We had a leader with balls

Ones of your own Barry.
Sit down MEEchelle, I wasn't talking about you either.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

We worked late today

We're putting conduit underground where the Air Force has some kind of motivational run every Thursday for their booters. Lots of proud parents show up for this and the ceremony afterwards.

We had all the crew out there doing final clean-up and at 1700 the evening colors was played (or whatever the AF calls it).

Me and the new guy (ex-Army and current Nat.Guard) did our military thing, and the other operator down with the clueless kids must have told them to shut-up and show some respect.
Well being SouthSan Mexicans who are pretty much self raised and stupid...they at least stopped working and stood around...joking.

When the end came new guys said something like "It just pisses me off to see people like that. I mean even if it's only an Air Force Base, you need to show some respect."

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

So president Sportsfan tweeted about last nights game...

He sounded more presidential than he has about the whole mideast thing.

I guess this de-motivator fits, from everything I've seen about president Gutzycall:

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Hold mah beer

--Never mind I don't need both hands~

How much did that engine cost?

Saturday, September 22, 2012

The article doesn't say

Just how much of our money president Anti-Midas gave the Zero Motorcycle Company to produce electric bikes that can fail at high speeds.

Because those battery-powered bikes are so earth friendly. Except if you're a Chinese peasant living and relying on a glowing, orange colored lake next to the battery plant for your drinking water.

Hey Barry, tell me if you've heard this one

In response to King Putt and his sycophants wanting to qush the golf jokes:

A couple love to play golf together, but neither of them have been playing like they want to lately, and so they decide that it might be an idea if they took private lessons.

The husband is the first one to have a lesson.

After the instructor sees his swing, he moans loudly, "No no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard!"

"Well, what should I do?" the man asks.

"You need to hold the club gently," the golf pro replied. "Hold the club just like you would hold your wife's breast."

So the man takes the advice that the instructor gave him, takes a swing, and KERPOW! He hits the ball and it flies almost 300 yards straight up the fairway.

The man is delighted, and goes back to his wife with the good news.

His wife can't wait for her lesson, which just happens to be the very next day.

The golf pro watches the wife take her swing, and just as before he says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."

"What can I do?" asks the wife.

"You need to hold the club gently, just like you would hold hold your husband's willie".

Meechelle listens very carefully to the instructor's advice, then takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway, landing about 15 feet from where she stood.

"That was great," the instructor says with a straight face. "Now, take the club out of your mouth and swing it like you're supposed to!"

Friday, September 21, 2012

So King Putt is getting tired of golf jokes

The same guy who has played more golf in 3 1/2 years than W did in eight. But, then HE doesn't have the MSM saying he's out of touch whenever he hits the links.

So President Thinskin is getting the lobbyist brother of John Podesta to lean on the PGA and other 1%-ers golf enthusiasts to stop joking about the Presidential hacker.

So you know what's coming next, right? Hey Babs, remember what they named after you?

A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with million dollar homes.

On the third tee, the husband cautioned, "Honey,be careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows it'll cost us a fortune to repair".

Of course, she tee'd off and promptly shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to watch out! Now we'll have to go up there and apologize and see how much that lousy drive is going to cost us."

They walked up, knocked on the door, and a warm voice said, "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken antique bottle lying on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke the window?"

"Uh yeah, we're sure sorry about that" the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said.

He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie, "You've got it, it's the least I can do."

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world" she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said.

"And now," the couple both asked in unison, "What's your wish, genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering all that, I guess I wouldn't mind."

The genie and the woman went upstairs where he ravished her in every conceivable position, and then some, for the rest of the afternoon.

Both satisfied each other repeatedly, and afterwards, the genie rolled over and looked at the wife and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35" she responded breathlessly.

"You have to be kidding me! Thirty-five years old and both you idiots still believe in genies?

Thursday, September 20, 2012

So, lets see if I this right NYT

You are going to stop a 'widespread' practice called 'quote approval' and you had to think about this new policy for months?
So, the article doesn't say that it's an OLD policy. So when did it start?
During Willy Hursts starting the Spanish-American war?
During `Nam?
When you were going after Nixon?
When you were covering for Slick Willy?
When you started that whole 'Bush lied, people died' B.S.?
About four years ago?

...And if it's so widespread (and bad) why take months to make a decision?
It's right or it's wrong, yes or no.

But you're Liberals, so you don't *have* that moral compass that tells you something is wrong- you just have years and years of socialistic political mamby pamby mumbo-jumbo that tries to BE a moral code.

OR did it only become a problem when Romney wanted the same priviliges as your Chicago Jeezus?

Another reason to live in Texas

Except for that whole A/C compressor sh1tting the bed the other day....

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Just off the top of my head


I can't remember just how many more muslims are rioting against American Embassies today.

Can you imagine how much worse it would be if we didn't have a Nobel Peace Prize winner in charge of our foreign policy?

Monday, September 17, 2012

Happy anniversary to #OWS

Oops, sorry one group of unwashed anti-Americans look the same as the others. more time-

What is FoxNews Radio going to do

When- hopefully Romney is inagurated next January?

Shep Smith and his 0bamaphiles won't be able to get a soundbite for their top-of-every-hour news bite.
Will they recycle them, Because we all know that we won't be getting hourly sound-bites from a Romney administration.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

You have got to be shitting me!

Seriously Wal-Mart?
The middle of September?

Looks like I'll be off tomorrow

Good thing I worked Sat.
Too bad I won't get off on Friday...

It's Sunday

Enjoy some soothing classical music:

Saturday, September 15, 2012

It was NOT the film trailer

It was NOT that 14 year old girl with the scraps of Koran.
It was NOT the GIs with a Koran in a burn-bag.
It was NOT those Danish cartoons.

It was the Imams, Mullahs and other Islamic clergy taking orders from terrorists that inflamed those illiterate peons into rioting.

If you notice unless it's right after Ramadon, or some other significant date- the riots always start after Friday prayers.

Friday, September 14, 2012

So I did the week-end thing today

Payed bills
Got gas.

Can you imagine what it'll look like next week when those muslim riots affects oil flow?

Did the weeks shopping -including dog food when I came on this in Wally-World-

This in a town of about 3,000 with three feed and gain outlets already.

Because every WallMartian has a flock of chickens in the back shed....

Thursday, September 13, 2012

A kind of catchy tune

Via Flares

Been breaking stuff all day

We're in a part of base that hasn't had any utilities upgraded lately.
-as in about the last twenty-thirty years...lately.

So yesterday I start from where CPS starts the high wire to the bases system.
I get there and don't see any paint on the ground...BUT I do see a fire hydrant (that I know isn't feeding it's self), a pavement cut for a sewer main, and a drain box (with drain tile crossing my path).

I found a 36" concrete drain culvert that I had to dig under, a 6" cast water line that was almost too close to the culvert to get my bucket past,  the sand and tape for the sanitary sewer, and when I thought I was in the clear another storm drain running almost parallel with my trench.

All in all, it took about 5 hours to go about 120 feet.

Today I was scraping up San Antonio river rock at about 28" and smelling their old spilled diesel that they paved over decades ago.
I'm kind of surprised we didn't have the enviro-weinies out in their hazmat suits trying to make us bag some 300 yards of contaminated dirt.

Then I got into the old utilities---- In cobble rock (potatoes), unmarked and clay pipe. 
Two were abandoned and we're fixing the other one this Sat.

Anyone free this week-end?

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Priorities, everyone has them

For some it means going into work to try nipping a crisis in the bud.

For others it means staying on the phone while others are doing what they can to cut the fuse.

Last time something bad happened, both candidates went back to DeeCee and put on their official 'I'm a Senator' hat and looked like they were trying to *do something!*

This time around the leader of the free world and head cheerleader of the "Arab Spring" just can't be bothered with an act of war, arson and assassination to put a hold on his fundraising.
-And I'm not even going into that apology...

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

No ice cream for you!

The brain trust that is 2/3 of our overpaid laborers (the other one didn't show up again) spent all day with a jet-vac trying to find a buried phone line that I could have found in half an hour with a tea spoon.
They were looking for a line that was going into an OPEN pull box, but were pot-holing where the orange paint was - Because they were too stupid to look inside the OPEN box to see where it was.

Sunday, September 09, 2012

Sheriff Joe is handing out the love in Ohio

Making friends and influencing people everywhere he goes:

If 'no human being is illegal'

how can monkeys be?
I mean doesn't that hurt their feelings and we should be calling them undocumented monkeys...or something?

Good morning!

 It's a very pleasant 60 degrees out on the front porch.
The neighborhood dogs have been in a celebratory mood since about 5 AM, and the neighbor right next door has a dog who's been barking all night.

Saturday, September 08, 2012

This caught my attention on the way home from work

I took a back way from work to avoid a crappy interchange onto HWY 90.

Hollar if this name has any significance to you-

Friday, September 07, 2012

Willy Wonka's words of wisdom

When you forget history

there will aiways be fack-checkers:

Thursday, September 06, 2012

Which goes to re-enforce the Liberal views of America

This video shows just how the Left has taken over the Democrat party.

I'm surprised that God wasn't booed this time.
Next time He probably will be

Wednesday, September 05, 2012

I'm not watching much Tee Wee

and right now I'm watching a repeat of season 1: episode 13- "the Color of War' on Netflix.

They are now getting to the Berlin Airlift.

Does anyone reading this think that America has the balls anymore-to tell anyone 'f*ck you, we're going to make this work' anymore?

i really don't think we do on a national .GOV level.

Tuesday, September 04, 2012

One more seat

Because we were off yesterday.

This chair is shovel-ready!

Monday, September 03, 2012

Empty chair Monday

I don't know the 'original' original, but IoTW has a reader submittal over there.
EBL is joining the fun~
And the Feral Irishman~
And The Jawa~
And The Gateway Pundit~
Buttercup jumps onboard and triples down~
And Stoaty from across the Pond~
Paco has an interview with an entirely appropriate chair~
And The broken Patriot has a chair and an explanation~

A little 'changieness' in our weekly prezzy scheddzy reporting

Instead of wasting electrons on his every scheduled move, I'll just include everything that was *not* designed for re-election.

Monday -Aug. 27:

Tuesday -Aug. 28:

Wednesday Aug. 29:

Thursday -Aug. 30:
 10:30 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
12:30 pm ET || Lunch with Biden

Friday -Aug 31: (NOTE- even though it was only for a photo-op, the list needs a little more...)
12:15 pm MT || Participates in a roundtable discussion with service-members and military families; Fort Bliss
1:00 pm MT || Delivers remarks to the troops

Saturday -Sept 01:

Sunday, September 02, 2012

I just bought a new battery for the S-10

Since when does a regular lead-acid battery- for a small V-6 cost on the plus side of $100?

It's just a farging car battery, and not even a marine battery.

Has the 0bama administration gotten so intrusive with the EPA and regulations that they tripled the cost of a 690 Amp battery in three years?

How did the people at Instagram not know

About "Rule 34"?

Or at least that anything in Al Gores intratoobz will somehow become  a pr()n magnet when it gets popular?

But that's ok, because Mark Zuckerberg and his crew at FB will be sure to disable all things that make a site interesting.

Saturday, September 01, 2012

The Second Commandment

Thou shalt make no graven image before me...

Yeah, well Democrats only think of the Lord when they can use him to get over on other people...

And as for worshiping their Boy King....

What was that about the wrath of God?

The Anti-Midas strikes again.

Cast out first the beam out of thine own eye

Before removing the mote from thy brothers.

So we learned last week that the State Dept. has a Chief Diversity officer- or something.
He doesn't like some of our common phrases-
Hold down the fort
Going dutch

Rule of thumb- which he got wrong because he's (probably) a Lib.
The rule of thumb was either estimating whatever they called a yard back then, OR an inch (the length of the last joint)

But being a Liberal, he want's everyone else to give up their common phraseology to go with something even less specific and longer to say.

BTW Chief..............isn't YOUR title kind of demeaning to  our Indio-American Amerinds?