Sunday, December 31, 2023

Weather fo New Years Ev.

 Is NOAA being unintentionally ironic?
Or do they know fireworks will be going off around then?

Saturday, December 30, 2023

For a little background

 The wife's a Brit who's lived in Texas for a good 20 years.

I've been fighting some intestinal thing for the past couple of days- and not eating.

We had to fill two 10 gallon propane tanks at Tractor Supply.  After loading them and securing them in the truck (and waiting for some dickhead who had up parked in) we were on the way home.

I told the wife that I'm sweating like a whore in church.
"A What????"

A whore in church, you've never heard that before?

She's also never heard 

  • Telling how the cow ate the cabbage.
  • Loose as a boiled onion. He's as slippery as a baked onion.
  • All hat and no cattle
  • Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
  • Crooked as a dogs hind leg
  • Better throw some slop to them dogs

Monday, December 25, 2023

Your Christmas Monday Rule 5 puzzles

Since you've been good boys and girls this year, you get two.





The big ones below the break~

Sunday, December 24, 2023

Have a Merry salty Christmas

Mr, Garabaldi- As far as "Die hard" being a Christmas movie. So would be Lord of the Rings trilogy.because it has elves in them.

Blogger wouldn't let me sign in on your site, so it's here.

Monday, December 18, 2023

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for Dec.18


~The big one below the break~

Monday, December 11, 2023

Your Rule 5 puzzle for Monday Dec.11

The big one below the fold~~

Monday, December 04, 2023

Your Rule 5 puzzle for Monday Dec . 4

No gun today, but there is a hot range.


The big one below the fold~