Thursday, June 30, 2011

Iz the hole intratubz slow?

Or are the servers of the company I'm working for really slow?
My Speakeasy speed test tells me I'm getting like 7MG downloads and 1Mg uploads which is almost four times as fast as what I'm paying for at home, but this computer is acting like I'm back on WildBlue with a TOS restriction on me.

Anyway, I'm getting used to the humidity.
The Texas gulf coast is booming with the oil and gas coming online.
There are almost no rentals available in a price I want to pay.
AEP has decided that they'd rather put their customers in the dark with expensive electricity than be teased for using naturally occurring fuel for their power plants and are going to shut down the coal plants and rely on solar and wind.

I wonder if that RV park/cabin rental has any fire arms recreation on their ten acres outside of Rockport? That should be worth the rent and ride to town...

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Ok Tom- I get it now

All those floods in the Dakotas and southward are the result of AGW.

Because AGW is causing all those glaciers in Canada to melt into America.

...And it will happen again if we don't do SOMPIN' about it now. just like three years ago when it first happened, because those stoopid Canadian glaciers just ...melt when they want to- And we can travel the Northwest Passage like they told us we could back in 1987.

Different mindsets

Something Midwest Chick said made me remember when the wife first got here from Britain.

Midwest is talking about the floods up in the Dakotas, and the personal responsibility the people are showing...the Anti-Katrina mindset.

Anyway, when Karen first came over, she couldn't understand how we didn't want the .GOV involved in everything we did. I told her it was because we couldn't trust them to do it better than we could- mostly.

What I said was basically- you have had some kind of central gov't since the Romans were there. You've had gov't roads, some kind of gov't schooling, poor houses, laws from either Rome, the King, or London.

In America, once you got beyond the Appalachians- you were pretty much on your own.
You had to rely on your neighbors for anything you couldn't do yourself.
Neigbors got together for barn raisings, house raisings, taking care of those shifty people that somehow things went missing when they were around.
The .GOV didn't- and couldn't build roads or supply a school, build bridges that would make it easier for everyone- citizens got together and did it because it needed to be done.

She just couldn't fathom someone being out of reach of a central government, because she was born with the knowledge that a central gov't was and will always be there.
Now that she's in the wilds of Texas, she's starting to understand- and even starting to have contempt for the people she half-heartedly defended when she first got here.

Yes, we're making progress. All we need now is to come up with about $850 that we can do without so she can become a citizen and vote against Urkle.

My first thought was do they hablas Anglis?

Then I saw they caught two teen that were vandalizing flags put up for the Fourth.
But it being Pittsburgh, you never know...

Monday, June 27, 2011

What does NSFW mean to you?

David over at Random Nuclear Strikes has one that he says isn't NSFW, but may cause gagging- and stuff.

So is this video of a Russian drug addict getting what's left of his leg sawn off NSFW, or is that now just regulated to pr()n?

What it is- before you jump over there, is some druggie who let himself get so far gone- that he let his gangrene rot. The. Meat. Off. His. Shin. And. Calf.
The entire lower leg is draped over his ankle like a limp meat sock. All you see is two white bones.

Gross, but work-safe?

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Newest poll: BTO express

The Fox news mouthpiece Chris Wallace of the questionable eyes asked Michelle Bachman the question that will be the core of the LSM attacks on her for the next 15 months.
That question from the optically questionable Wallace was" "Are you a flake?"

So I guess we can make a poll of who is flakier than Michelle Bachman? free polls
Which so-called news anchor is flakier than Michelle Bachman?
Chrissie (tingles) matthews Rachel Madcow 
Jon Stewart Sgt. Ed Schultz 
The Warlock!   

We finally end the Mittens Poll

We had 83 votes- out of I don't know how many repeats.
And it was pretty close between 'we have to get him in' and 'everyone but him'.

The breakdown goes:
Every Repub- but Mitt 30% @ 25 votes
We need to take 1600 Penn Ave 27% @ 22 votes
Write-in 18% @ 15 votes
Third party 16& @ 13 votes
Stay home 10% @ 8 votes
Say what you will, Mittens has definitely alienated the base.
OR the base remembers where he's from.

As always you can still vote, but it doesn't count any more.

So, Chris Wallace are you a real newsman?

Or are you just as drugged up as your eyes make you look?

I figured that was as fair a question as you asking Michelle Bachman if she was a "flake".
Yeah, thanks for giving the Left and MSM (but I repeat myself)a nice handy tagline for her campaign.

Back at the other lair

It took just under three hours at close to 75.

What a bunch of clueless f*cks wandering all over the road.

But hopefully my modded trencher will make my job a lot easier.

Just out of curiosity

Do they lock down the golf course when the Duffer in Chief decides to relax after a hard week of fund-raising?
Because those guys at Andrews just got shafted two days in a row if they shut it down for Himself.

I mean those wing-wipers need a chance to hit the links sometimes, too ya know.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

For Eric

The Straight White Guy- who loves Adak so much:

The sign says "You are now entering and leaving The Adak National Forest".

Those were the ONLY trees on that island.

Wouldn't that just make your disaster complete?

Your just shaking off the tornado, or fire, or earthquake and you find out the "Chocolate City" Ray Nagin is going to be the disaster consultant (whatever that is).

Oh, yeah, he wrote a book, too-
But in recounting the hot, harrowing days after the storm, Nagin also portrays himself sympathetically, as a decisive, honest executive who faced daunting tasks, from evacuating starving residents to pumping floodwaters back into Lake Pontchartrain to establishing rules for rebuilding.

At a news conference Wednesday, the mayor-turned-disaster consultant called writing the book a “therapeutic” experience.

Ummm, yeah- because you were so organized and everybody else fell down on the job.

Nagin also worried about becoming a target of sinister forces after his famous Sept. 1, 2005, rant on WWL-AM, which the former mayor writes was prompted by reports that Blanco and U.S. Sens. Mary Landrieu and David Vitter had bragged “about how well things were going,” even as evacuees continued to suffer at the Superdome and Convention Center.

“I thought to myself, ‘I’m a dead man! I have just publicly denounced the governor, U.S. Senators, FEMA and the president of the United States,’” he writes. “I started wondering if during the night I would be visited by specially trained CIA agents. Could they secretly shoot me with a miniature, slow-acting poison dart?

Be sure to get your paperback now. I'm sure Larry Correa could use some hints in his next book.

Dear Israel-

Sink. It.

Friday, June 24, 2011

...And your status as an illegal is my problem exactly how?

ATLANTA (AP) -- Eighteen-year-old Dulce Guerrero kept quiet about being an illegal immigrant until earlier this year, when she became upset after a traffic stop that landed her mother in jail for two nights. The arrest came as Georgia lawmakers were crafting what would become one of the nation's toughest immigration crackdowns, and Guerrero feared her mother would be deported.

Okaaay...??? That would suck, wouldn't it?
Did mom have a license? Insurance? Was the car legally hers?

"I feel like that was my breaking point, when my mom was in jail," said Guerrero, who came to the U.S. from Mexico when she was 2. "I felt like, well, that's it, it can't get any worse than this. My mother has been to jail."

She came from Mexico when she was two- did she crawl on her own?

Guerrero is the chief organizer of a rally set for Tuesday at the Georgia State Capitol for high school-age illegal immigrants to tell their stories. The recent high school graduate and others hope to draw attention to the plight of the hundreds of thousands of young people who were brought to the U.S. illegally by their parents.

Already around the country, efforts by young activists have ranged from rallies and letter-writing to sit-ins and civil disobedience, drawing inspiration from civil rights demonstrations decades ago, with the aim of forcing the federal government to reform rules for immigrants in their situation.

You know, that really sounds like a family problem to me.
Why should we change our laws because your parents brought you into the country illegally sixteen years ago?
They had sixteen years to get their immigration status right- but didn't.
You knew you were illegal, but did nothing about it, and now you want the rest of legal Americans and resident aliens to give you a free pass.
You've been living for free in America for SIXTEEN YEARS- puta, and no one in your family ever heard about people trying to get a handle on your kind of lawbreakers?

Your family's decided to break the law.
Your parents decided to do nothing about changing their status.
You are not even ashamed of being a lawbreaker.

I hope when you start disrupting shit, that they DO deport your dumb ass, and if you don't want to break up your family, they can go with you.

Ruuuuucy, I hoooome!

I'm burnt out from the heat and humidity of the coast- and it wasn't really that hot.
From my first drop to my last, I'm wringing wet, but I don't remember it being like this ten years ago.

I need to modify my trencher (and bring a weed-eater down) to try something that'll trench through carpet grass without tearing it up.
I'm thinking of bolting a 10" saw blade to the rotor to cut through that tangled sh1t, and then I can start making real money.

Right now I can barely get 6 yards done before I need to stop..because all I did for over 8 months was sit by the computer in an air conditioned house.

I'll get used to it, but I hope it doesn't take too long.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

To the troops in A-Stan right now

After hearing your new operations plan here are some ...probably not unthought-of ideas.

Stay low, stay out of the way, stay in a safe zone- OR phone in the overlay of your ops cycle from a safe hooch. Nobody is going to turn you in for not going after gooks when you all know you're being pulled out.

Don't be the last to die for this updated photo-op:
Because with Urkel in the White House, that's what it'll be.

I missed Wednesdays girl

So, to make it up you get two in one!

Their names are Magenta and Columbia.

Caution it's rated R because Susan Sarandon is singing-
I'd say mute it, but Magenta has such a deep sexy voice that you'd miss everyting if you did.

Cash for clunkers- the petroleum version

So, the IEA is going to let 60 million barrels of oil go from their(our) emergency reserves.
This in spite of Saudi making plans to pump more of their oil to make up the shortfall of expected use.

So what were doing is dumping a crapload a bunch of oil into the market to lower the cost right before November. I didn't think 60 million barrels would have that much affect on the markets because that's probably not even a days worth of oil consumption in Europe. I'm sure we use about that much here.

So, back to the title.
Urkel decided to boost the sales of GovtMotors by handing out cash when someone traded in their old car for one of his. They then destroyed the cars.

Now there are less used cars on the road, we're never going to get the Gov out of GM- and used cars are almost as expensive as new ones- I know because Thing-1 needed another vehicle.

Now the IEA is dumping oil and leaning on people to drop their oil futures prices.
oil will be less expensive for a while, then the IEA is going to start buying oil again to make up for the dump.

What do you think will happen with oil prices then?

.....With a new Republican Congress and maybe president, too.

Drunk, stoned or illiterate?

I'm looking at some housing around here that costs less than I was barganing on because it doesn't look like I'll be making as much as I thought I would.
I was looking at options when this caught my eye:

Think he's gotten many takers?

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

I'm used to starting work at 7AM

I am also used to driving almost an hour to get to work at 7 AM.

I'm living in a motel on the company dime about 10 min. from work.
The company we're subs for doesn't open until 8AM.

The Guys that hired me don't show up until about 10AM.

I had 7 scheduled drop buries today and still got done before 4:00PM.
(I couldn't do two, so did five in seven hours)
I'll do better tomorrow and make up what I didn't earn today.

So- this is what normal people do- drive to work and get done and not be away from the house for 10- 1523 hours?

Down here in Portland, Tx.

Man, I forgot just how 100% humidity sucks.

Well, off to see how bad the new job is.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

I see John McCain Huntsman just formally announced his candidacy

So now, as I've been hearing on the radio that he's going to be the new Reagan- as far as the MSM is putting it out.

The former governor of Utah, Huntsman, 51, is lagging in polls of Republicans but has a high profile in the media and worries the Democratic Obama administration because of his possible cross-party appeal.
Ahhh- another media darling, just like the 'maverick' John McCain.

He promised to conduct his campaign "on the high road" and respect Republican rivals as well as Obama, who leads most opinion polls of the 2012 presidential race.

"I respect the president. The question each of us wants the voters to answer is who will be the better president; not who's the better American."

Where have we heard that before?

But hey! He has all kinds of foreign policy experience because he was 0bamas boy in China.
...And I'd like to remind everyone that anyone who's gotten anything from this administration has bought it- somehow.

Monday, June 20, 2011

Welcome to the third world San Antonio!

Look forward to:
  • More rolling power outages!
  • More unannounced outages!
  • Higher energy costs! No- higher that that.
  • Costlier land!
  • More expensive food!
  • More expensive gas!
  • More unemployment!
  • Intrusive 'smart grid' technologies that regulate your thermostat and other appliances.
But, HEY we're getting rid of those smelly, evil coal-fired multi-megawatt power stations and replacing them with unicorn farts.

"We're glad to see that it will be going away," Environment Texas Director Luke Metzger said in a news release. "We applaud Mayor Castro (DEMOCRAT) and CPS Energy for their leadership in designing an energy future that will bring clean air and green jobs to Texas instead of more asthma attacks and poisoned waters. Solar is clean, never runs out and will bring high-paying jobs to the Alamo city."
...Except that the sun sets at night and the wind isn't always blowing, and how many people will die because of all those new power losses and being unable to afford to run their air conditioners in the 100+ degree Texas summers?

Just out of curiosity- who is the Clean Air Task Force?
According to a study by the Clean Air Task Force, power plant pollution in Bexar County is linked to 282 asthma attacks and 11 deaths every year.

You know a star athlete

and then you have a guy that just shows up for the race- and skis all the way down on his face?
Then the poseur wants to make like they're buds?

Yeah, I thought you knew...

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Just out of curiosity

If you were really worried about global warming flooding the coastline,  would you buy an almost $9 million dollar house about a mile from the coast?

Didn't think so, do you wonder if AlGore knows something he's not telling us?

Have I got a car for you! Her name is 'Christine'.

Where were you in June 1988?

I was suffering my last year in CBU 408 to be able to go home with my honorable discharge in my nicotine stained fingers.

I was reminded of the brilliant testimony of one James Hanson(NASA weather geek) while reading this Powerline post about the fraud that is AGW.

I took the time to look it up (about 5 seconds) and to scan through it (about 5 excruciating minutes that I'll never get back), to find that in his entire testimony to the U.S. Senate the sun was never mentioned as a source of heat, light, radiation or...anything. No one in the Senate committee room (which had the A/C turned off) even bothered to mention it either.

He did, however say that AGW was already happening, but they couldn't prove it- and that by now the entire midwest was going to be a new desert.

You know, after reading it to find a screencap, I'm surprised that it doesn't 'really' say anything.
It's a bunch of scientifically worded guesses, and loopholes that say "we think the world is going to get hotter, but can't tell because it's climate and not weather"
But that's OK because we got our message out in this un-necessarily hot room as a point.
I'm also (not really- because connections) that-  all you need to get a hearing in the Senate was some lame piece of paper with a crapload of scientific sounding guesses ...that didn't say anything- to convince the Powers-That-Be to start fucking up the country like they have been.

I can't help it- sorry

The only TEE party the Chicago Jeezus can stand:

Nice photo-op of all three of the leadership chain of command.
But, then it's a military base- who ever heard of someone going postal with a pistol there?

Color me surprised

That nobody has taken a torch to the abandoned Six Flags in 'nawlins yet to start 'reclaiming' steel.

As good as it looks, I'd say no-one's thought about all that copper in those electric motors either...

You mean that excessive exposure to radiation is bad?

That too many X-rays could turn into something we don't want?

“The primary concern relates to radiation exposure,” said Dr. James A. Brink, chief of diagnostic radiology at Yale-New Haven Hospital, where double scans accounted for only a fraction of 1 percent of cases. He added: “It is incumbent upon all of us to limit it to the amount needed to make a diagnosis.”

I sure am glad the .GOV isn't forcing people to have multiple X-rays of unknown dosage operated by people who got their jobs from a pizza box.

Dear Uncle Sugar

Please send money.

The Libyan rebels

BENGHAZI, Libya (Reuters) – Rebels waging a drawn-out war to oust Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi have run out of money, their oil chief said on Saturday, and he accused the West of failing to keep its promises of urgent financial aid.

You know, we should really be taking this thing seriously, but I can't.

"We are running out of everything. It's a complete failure. Either they (Western nations) don't understand or they don't care. Nothing has materialized yet. And I really mean nothing," rebel oil chief Ali Tarhouni said in an interview with Reuters.

It's not that they don't care or understand,,,
It's more like the ones running your show in NATO are so unused to being leaders in anything except increasing Socialist entitlements that they don't have a clue about fighting a war.
As fare as president Gutzy Kall goes, THESE are the people running his administration.

So good luck with your war and if you're still around in 2013- I'm sure something positive will get thrown your way.

I think we found a winner here

If what it sounds like- the Lamestream media is already starting to h8 on him from the NBC political UNIT
a finger-pointing, finger-wagging and, at times, bombastic,
he boasted.
Of all the speakers of the three-day confab, Perry was the best-received,

Not bad from a 12 sentence political blurb.

AND he knows what we're up against:
“Our opponents on the left are never going to like us, so let’s stop trying to curry favor with them,”
Sounds like we have someone who might have a clue that actually could win.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Going through some pictures

At the 'Red Rat' site, and posting for a wider audience:

A 782 gear inspection on the grinder- Gulfport, Mississippi

Yeah, that was our combat kit (minus the weaponry)back in the `80's.
Aren't you modern warriors jealous?

This was how we landed on Vieques Island ,P.R. for our '84 FEX
That was before those Socialists convinced the Viequens that  they'd be better off without the money the Navy brought them in exchange for being able to use the south end of the island for training.

On this day in 1940

The world heard this:

From the place where Great Britain used to be.

Results for the Leadership poll

Again we have a clear cut winner.

The Iron Lady won by a factor of four 16 @ 67%
against the two tied runner-ups of Fonzie and Rufus T. Firefly with 4 votes @ 17% each.

And president iWON earned his moniker of Zeroman.

As usual you can still vote, but it doesn't count anymore.

Mitt Romney, the 'unemployed' billionair

is still ahead in the Republican polls.He's the Godfather of ObamaKare
He thinks AGW is true science.
He's pro abortion.
He raised taxes in Mass by 3/4 of a billion dollars.

Why is he still on the top of the ticket in polls?
So, I guess that's out next poll-
Will you vote for Mitt if he's against Teh iWON? free polls
Would you vote for Mitt Romney if hes the Republican candidate?
Yes- we need to win back the White House
Third party I'll stay home 
Vote for every Republican BUT him Write-in   
NOTE- there are five choices this time...

My gift to you this Saturday morning

There are some things worth seeing and some that you need eye bleach for.

Guess which one this is?

You're welcome.

Friday, June 17, 2011

What's for supper?



You can't have enough Meatloaf!

Old school

No, it was not Lon Horiuchi this time

Who shot the wrong woman in a hostage stand off in Phoenix, AZ.
So the reason this time wasn't "Hey, she deserved it because she was there."

They're saying that the suspect and her hostage switched clothing.

...But not that they actually, you know shot the hostage, they just
Sgt. Trent Crump said police sharpshooters fired when they thought they saw the suspect threatening the other woman.

It turns out, the person they shot was not the suspect.

Lets all sit in a circle and sing Kumbaya

Because we have a lion(ette) sitting and peacefully eating with an iguana.
Petunia came out to supervise my suppermaking and the little black cat was their getting the stink-eye from Petunia until I put her food down and Integra decided she wanted some greens, too.

Sorry about the quality, but the camera doesn't have a lot of video settings on it.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

If someone was the head of the communication workers of America,,,

You might think he'd be familiar with Godwins Law.
Or maybe Christopher Shelton is really one of those knuckle dragging Neandrthals who can't understand the intratoobzz when he decided to call Chris Christy a Nazi.

You and the Commi Workers Union of America just lost the whole argument..nUUB!

San Fransisco

The no Fun Zone.

First kittens, then puppies and hamsters and now goldfish?

Her name

Is Nadia G.
From the Food Channel.
She's cute and perky, but I can's stand watching her (even with the sound off) because she's from Jersey..with the whole Jersey thing going on.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Remember that sick-out in Wisconsin?

Where those union thugs who are getting big bucks for not teaching kids?
Which dragged on for endless weeks of hippies, drum circles and lies about non-union states and their education systems?

...And the mis-spelled signs and historical mistakes?

Now we have some comparisons from school testing results from the overachieving unionized teachers unions in Wisconsin and that semi-literate state of Texas where the non-unionized teachers don't haul in over $100K of pay and bennies.

I added the blue line in the math graph for Texas to make it a little easier to compare graphs.
I'd like to add something that everyone else forgets in their head-to-head comparisons, that being the 76.3% of lily white kids and 8% hispanics in Wisconsin schools compared to the 34% white bread and 47.9% hispanics in Texas schools.
I might ad that a lot of those vatos don't habla anglis muy bueno, either...

The leadership poll

Since the previous one was pretty much a blowout for Rufus T. Firefly, we have a new and hopefully more divers poll.
Since we need someone with positive ideas for America- that's the question: free polls
Who has better ideas for America?
Rufus T. Firefly 
A girl (Margaret Thatcher) 
President "Gutsy Call" 0bama 

Does president 'Gutzy Kall' have anything to say about this?

It looks like everyone that helped him personally kill OBL is being rounded up by Paki intelligence and then disappearing.

It's like he doesn't care what happens to anyone who puts their lives on the line to help him. I'm sure anyone else who may have been inclined to help us are watching this non-intervention go on and making a lifesaving decision about now.

But then, if we did do something we might make the muzzie Pakies mad and have to send them another billion Dollars to pacify them...

Ok, John- then what?

Yesterday John Boehner gave president Chicago Jeezus a letter informing him that if he didn't come clean about his Libyan adventure by Friday- something bad was going to happen.

As Bill Cosby used to say- Riiight.

0bama's untouchable in his cloak of Liberal white guilt. Anything you try to do even if you have some token Dems on your side will be met with a wall of outrage.
That is if you have the cajones to DO anything when the iWONness blows you off.

Hope you have fun on your golf outing that's tearing the presidents family apart.

I'm going to go out on a limb here

But I feel pretty safe in knowing it's one of those main branch limbs.

Out of these 22 most dirty cities in America (actually it's 21 +San Juan, PR*)-
I'd have to hazard a guess that probably 95% of them are either screaming Liberal or Democrat controlled.
I know Houston and San Antonio have a good healthy population of Dems...

*But then, maybe that wasn't one of those 57 states that the Worlds Smartest Negro hadn't gotten around to until yesterday...

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Just to give you Libs something to whine about

and try to out patriot a retired Lt.Col. and disabled vets-


...AND you Liberal doosh, he's taking it INTO the water, not letting it drag in a puddle. Just like the Apollo missions took it INTO the vacuum if the moon.
For glorifying it- not degrading it.

there is a difference, but I figure I shouldn't have to school a Lib in the fine art of "Nuance."

And now for something completely different

 Fiddles and strings= Deep Purple

A money saving PSA

If you're into woodworking.
Lets say you have some found wood that would look real good cleaned up and made into furniture and you have a planer in your shop.

No matter how much you sand and scrape, there is always going to be something that'll ruin those planer blades.
So what you want to do is buy you another good set and be ready to ruin that set for the first several passes until it's clean or the blades are too dull. Then you use the other side until they're unusable.
What you do now will save money down the road.
Take those dull ones out and bring them over to your belt sander!
Put on a semi-fine belt and with a board backing it, make about six passes on the back of each blade. That takes the dull off, and makes them available for more destructive prep work...and saves your new sharp fine finish blades.

If you don't mind the distressed wood look, you can make some niiice furniture out of oak pallets and dunage.

Happy Flag Day!

Monday, June 13, 2011

Self delusion is a painful thing to see

Isn't it?

But- we all know he doesn't mean it.


I just got these pics from a friend I just re-found via facebook.

Rota, Spain- NMCB 133  line crew:

Setting transformers-

OSHA? Who's that?
(I'm on the bottom)

Demoing an H-frame.
It looks like it's by the VP hangers.

Weekly poll- The Warriers edition

Yes, I know we did this once before, but it doesn't count because that HTML completely screwed up the blog. free polls
who would make the better war leader?
Rufus T. Firefly 
Adenoid Hynkel 
Dennis Rodman (The Worm) 
Barack (president kick-ass) Obama   

To refresh your memories:
Rufus T. Firefly (Grouch Marx)
Adenoid Hynkel (Charlie Chaplin)
Dennis Rodman (The Worm)
Barack (President Gutsy Call) Obama

Did they get this copy from the Onion?

I mean, I know I have a crappy blog full of garbled and mangled english- but I'm not a college grad with a BS in verbiage... or layers and layers of editors and fact checkers.

So, read this first paragraph:
Six in 10 Americans don't think the U.S. should be involved in Libya, according to a new CBS News poll. It found that only 30 percent of Americans think we're doing the right thing by intervening militarily in that country. That includes majorities of Republicans, Democrats and independents. As a point of comparison, 51 percent of Americans and a majority of Republicans think we're "doing the right thing" in Afghanistan. The Libya numbers are bad news for the man in the Oval Office.

And tell me how 30% can be a majority of anything?
Much less if you include three groups. Wouldn't that dilute it down even farther?

Or- am I reading that wrong?
Because the rest of the article seems to be saying how vulnerable president Gutzy Kall is about his Libyan adventure.

In new news this morning

We find via The Other McCain- that Joan Jett is suing a record company to stop the unauthorized distribution of her name and sound.

And the only reason I bring this up is that it's a good excuse for some Blackhearts!

Yes, I know the article was talking about the Runaways, but I like the Blackhearts better.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

It's good enough for you rednecks to live in

That's why the FEMA that works for the Chicago Jeezus thinks a house sucked off it's foundation isn't damaged enough for a FEMA grant.

BIRMINGHAM, Alabama -- The tornado turned Jonathan Stewart's house into a pile of rubble on April 27, nothing but bricks and debris scattered ovei a concrete slab.

Days later, an inspector from the Federal Emergency Management Agency came to Stewart's address in Pleasant Grove, and took some notes and pictures. Three days later, Stewart received a letter stating he didn't qualify for a FEMA grant. One of the reasons: Insufficient damage.

'Based on your FEMA inspection, we have determined that the disaster has not caused your home to be unsafe to live in,' the letter read.

But, hey! There's always an appeal!
FEMA spokeswoman Renee Bafalis said getting people to appeal has been the agency's biggest hurdle. "If you have a question why you received a determination of ineligibility, go in there (to a disaster recovery center) and let them look it up and help you file an appeal," she said.

An applicant has 60 days from the date of the determination letter to appeal.

Because everyone whose life is completely wrecked and disrupted has lots of time to sit around waiting foe a bureaucrat to make an appointment for a long and boreing hearing.

Oh? What's this, Urkle's FEMA is still as f*cked up as Bush's?

Stories about insufficient damage findings by FEMA, similar to the Stewarts' and Tabb's, abound in news accounts and blogs after nearly every recent disaster.

A 2011 tornado victim in North Carolina whose ravaged home was condemned by the city received an "insufficient damage" determination from FEMA. A Mississippi couple who received such a finding after Hurricane Katrina in 2005 posted before-and-after pictures of their two-story home, showing nothing left but foundation posts. A Slidell, La., Katrina victim posted an appeal to her "insufficient damage" finding, asking what kind of damage would be "sufficient," given that the house was gutted by an 8-foot-high storm surge and all possessions were lost.

That's really thinking ahead, Barney

PELHAM, N.H. (CBS) - Pelham police say they were justified in using a Taser several times on a cow, despite a complaint from its owner.
Sgt. Mike Pickles told WBZ he made the right decision.

“It blew through a wooden fence right next to me. That was the time a decision was made. I have to do something to try and control this animal,” he said.

“As a matter of public safety, that is a better option than just allowing things to happen and people get hurt.”

So, we're going to 'control' an 800+ pound animal using something designed for a 250 pound human.
Way to go Einstein. Did you even think to wonder how much MORE dangerous it would be to piss her off or scare her?
Don't they have ropes in New Hamster?

To all you top Dems out there

Who are trying to screw up enough outrage about Rep.Weiner (D-NYC ) and the people he represents.
Let me make it easier for you to see things a little more clearly

Anthony Weiner (D-NYC) (R-NYC)..see it's a lot easier to be outraged now, isn't it?

So, anTONy Weinres wife is preggers

No problem-
hey- they're both New Yawkers - and Liberals
A little vacuume and Huma will be back between Hills......
Oh, sorry- we're not supposed to go there....

Yeah, they're both big time abortion on demand Liberals, so I don't know why they don't just dump that 'unviable tissue mass' along with everything else anTONY stood for.

Just like the 51% of new Yawkers that think anTONY should represent them.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Well, I have to admit it

I just turned off "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" to cruise the intra tubze before going to bed.
I'm getting old.
I'm thinking of turning down an easy $250/day job so I can drive a truck for about $200/day because I'll have A/C in the summer and a dry warm cab in the winter.

If anyone knows any one who want's to live on the Texas gulf coast and make good money for not a whole lot of work, my e-mail is in my profile- because they're screaming for drop bury techs down Corpus way.

...And now- for something completely different

In the huge media nonevent

That's happening in Alaska right now shows how utterly fixated the Liberal lamestream media is on vetting a non-candidate who never wanted to be the President.
You've got 30+ reporters up their going over every official e-mail of Sarah's with a fine toothed comb just to see if there was anything out of order.

You'd think someone might have sent maybe ONE cub reporter to look into Teh iWON before he became the head Marxist.
OK, if it hurts your racial profiling bone about going after a brother- just send someone to check out his white half.

Friday, June 10, 2011

The mind of a Democrat

Via iOTW

Or not if you read Fur's comments.

You can tell this didn't happen in America

Because, even if you took out all the obvious British references, something still stands out in contrast.

Anybody want to hazard a guess?

It's a good thing she's on a billboard

Instead of running ammo for a free all you can shoot blogmeet...or something....

Thursday, June 09, 2011

Just wondering here...

I accidentally hit the "government" classification in the craigsList help wanted section - they wanted TSA agents.
I don't know where it came from, but just out of curiosity- who fondles the trannies?

So, the iWON is losing his base

Losing college kids.
Losing the illegals vote.
Losing the loonie Left.

So what to do?

Hey! Lets see how we can fool Cletus.
Those hicks in Flyover country aren't as sophisticated as some Vato with a third grade education, or even La'deshawn Washington.

Wednesday, June 08, 2011

So- who are the 'tards here?

Just saying....

Busy day more later

I've been in and out of a bucket truck all day.
Sunburned, windburned, and tired of wrestling 60pound lights 40' in the air.

Her name

is Bobbi Starr:

If you know her name, I know where you've been you bad boy...

Actually, the only reason I found her was through a completely different search for someone else completely involving a sports team.

And no, it wasn't a certain "perky" news anchoress that she somewhat resembles.

I also note that it took me a while to find the right picture with clothes because there aren't that many of her that way....

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

That reminds me-

What's Tawana Brawley been up to lately? I wonder if Rev. Al is going to get down their to see what he can strong-arm from someone.
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (970 WFLA) - Samantha Gilman, 21, was reported missing by her parents on May 29th after not returning home from a concert in downtown St. Pete the previous day. A media alert was issued regarding her disappearance and several news outlets covered the story.

Oh? She fessed up when cops showed her the video of her partying?

That's good, because Al probably wouldn't have showed up anyway..she doesn't sounfd black.

One more comparison

On the outside looking in

He was sleeping when I first saw him like that.

Monday, June 06, 2011

A busy WWII week- poll

since both Midway and D-Day happened in this time frame two years apart, but were both turning points, out placeholder poll is the armed forces. free polls
In honor of those who were fighting this week 67 years ago. Which was your favorite TV show?
The Rat Patrol- Army
Baa-baa Black sheep- Marines
Victory at Sea- Navy
12 O'clock High- Air Force

To refresh your memory, or to show you what you youngsters missed:
The Rat Patrol.
Baa-baa Blacksheep.
Victory at Sea.
12 O'clock High.

This is the last Weiner post I'm planning on making

As the poll showed, my readers know how Liberals will act, and can call it better than those self-same Liberals can about themselves.

Of all those new pics that are all over the intratubzz today I'm only going to make reference to one.

Did that shirtless pic get sent before or after Putin took his vacation?

And in closing out our odyssey into foreseen unforeseen results of a Liberals actions- the poll is closed with the unsurprising results of 41 votes broken down as
  • He'll tuff it out and demand a Repub resign 26 votes @63%
  • He resigns                                                  6 votes @15%
  • The Libs in the House give him a standing "O" 5 votes @12%
  • He doesn't get re-elected                           4 votes @10%
Anyone who's watched  the way Liberals act should have known the way this poll would go, because we've seen it from Slick Willey on up.

As always you can still vote in the original, but it won't count.

I wrote a letter last night to Amy of the Tea Party Express

I basically said what I did in my previous post- except I cleaned up my language.
This is her response:


I am sorry for the confusion over my comments, which have been now taken
totally out of context.

Last election cycle, Tea Party Express took on the establishment and worked
hard to send true conservatives to Washington. We challenged the Republican
party time and time again because we stood on principles and did not waiver.
We were not willing to accept any RINO or Obama-lite. We were no longer
going to accept what the Republican party was trying to shove down our
throats, even supporting Doug Hoffman in the New York special against the
liberal Republican. That will not change. No tea party group has taken on
the Republican establishment more than we have, and that will not change.
We are totally committed to tea party principles of smaller government, less
taxes, an end to deficit spending and free markets.

My point was in the interview that the "cream will rise to the top," meaning
that a true conservative will gain our support and we will work to defeat
Obama. I believe in this movement and the people of this movement. I feel
sure that once again, the tea party movement will work hard to send true
conservatives to Washington, just like we did in 2010. I don’t believe a
Republican can win without the strong support for the tea party movement.
So when I say that we will support the nominee, I mean that we will support
the nominee because he or she has won tea party support. I didn’t mean we
will accept whatever is thrown our way.

In 2012, we have to defeat Barack Obama. This country will not survive
another four years of his big government, socialist policies. Look at what
has happened in only 2.5 years when Obama knows he has a reelection in 2012.
Can you imagine another 4 years of him when there will be no reelection and
has nothing to lose? He is the worst President that this country has ever
had. We must remove him from the White House in 2012. We are now stuck
with Kagan and Sotomayer. If Obama wins and appoints more justices, we will have no chance of turning back the march to socialism.

By the time that we have a nominee, I think the movement will have already
spoken loud and clear and the nominee will have received the nomination with
the support of the movement. If the nominee does not have the support of
the movement, they cannot win the election. I have said that for months and
months now and I firmly believe that.

Last election cycle, TPX was kicked and abused because we got involved in
the primaries. We were told we needed to stay out of the primaries because
it was the politically incorrect thing to do. We jumped in anyway and will
be doing the same after the debate in September. We will be supporting the
best constitutional conservative in the field.

The bottom line is need to fight like a dog now in order to
impact who the Republican nominee will be. The Tea Party Express national
bus tour starts on August 20th and we have invited the candidates for
president to give us their best shot on how to restore America to strength
and prosperity. It culminates in the Tea Party presidential debate on
September 12th in Tampa, Florida. I believe this process will start to
unify the tea party around the strongest conservative candidates.

I hope that I have answered your questions and addressed your concerns If
you have any other questions, please let me know. You can also call me if
you would like. My number is listed below. If you would like to send me
your number, I would be happy to call you as well.

Looking forward to hearing back from you.

Thanks again for your email. Have a good night!

Amy Kremer

She also has a blog where she put up something about this:

Sunday, June 05, 2011

I very rarly agree with anything Bill Maher has to say

but I have to agree to this:
"When it gets down to two people, the electorate always holds their nose and votes the one they like the least. The economy is in the toilet -- I, I, I think anybody could be president in this dumb, f**king country," Bill Maher said on his "Real Time" program.

Are you glad you helped, bill?
As a clarification, I meant that clueless voters would vote in anyone they were convinced to vote for.

This member of the Tea Party says NO- Amy Kremer

I will NOT vote their way if the Republicans put any of the losers from 2008 on my ballot.

Just who is Amy Kremer anyway? She says she's the official voice of the Tea Party, but no one asked my opinion. As a matter of fact, she sounds like the usual politicians we're getting tired of hearing from anyway.

Kremer told Fox News on Saturday, "whoever the Republican nominee is will have to have the support of the Tea Party movement, the entire Tea Party movement."

Kremer went on to say the Tea Party is "completely neutral," adding that it "just wants to see the cream rise to the top... If Romney is the nominee I believe that we want to defeat Barack Obama."

Her confidence comes while some Tea Partiers, including some at FreedomWorks, a leading voice in the Tea Party movement, set their sights on stopping a Romney nomination.

Kremer also wants to put to rest the idea the Tea Party would support a third party candidate, insisting the Tea Party can work from within the democratic and republican parties.

Amy, if the Democrats even suspected someone was a Tea Party member- they'd be tarred and feathered before they could dial 911.
I'm not neutral. I want a right wing conservative to win.
  • I don't want Mitt Romneycare
  •  I don't want Mike Suckabee (who says he'll get back in if we get a strong conservative)
  • I don't want Rudy Giuliani (another east-coast "moderate" who lost to the RINO McCain)
  • I don't want 'The Donald' (why is he even thinking about it- it's a step down)
  • I don't want Ron Paul
So stop making blanket statements about how we'll vote for the same polished dog turd they keep putting in front of us as a lesser-of-the-two-evils choice......AGAIN.

NO! Get me a conservative who can FIX this mess.

Oh, Amy- shit floats too.

Saturday, June 04, 2011

That bruhaha about the menue-babes at Lucky Gunner

that has all the womynfolk all upset in the gunny've read about them, right and how they were dressed? Comparing them to Hooters girls? How provocatively they were dressed?

The only blog that I've read that has a picture of the offensive clothing is over at Jennifer's blog.
If you have a problem with that, you womyn need to do something about those tee shirt ads on your blogs.

I'll take the one on the left.

A booth-babe, Jen?

Scratch a Liberal-

Find an anti-Semite.

This time in the PR campaign against the unkindest cut of all:

I just thought about this while clearing up some windfall from the other day-

Don't muslims do a snip, too. Answer- yes
I bet we won't be seeing Foreskinman going after imams like he is the dirty Jew.

After about 10 seconds of digging, I found the author of that anti-Semitic creed. His name is Matthew Hess.
Jew hater, stateist....Hess. Hess.

No- I'm not going to mention Rudolph....ooops my bad.

To all Lamestream reporters worried about your safety

Because you're so fixated on following someone you hate.

There is a solution to your worries about traffic safety.
I mean if you are REALLY worried instead of just saying that to dog Sarah some more.

You all have cell phones and you all receive tweets, right?
So, let one follow close and the others can observe the rules of the road and drive safely...if you REALLY care about safety, that is,,,and not just using that as another wedge.

That way you can take a pee break on the way- since you don't think about that before you leave. (like my mother taught me before I was five)

Friday, June 03, 2011

The battle against godless atheists

We won this time- my ISD can let traditional Texas values shine through in spite of those godless imports from some Marxist state they escaped from, in the form of the Schultz's lawsuit to stop tradition.

Because their little vulnerable crotch-fruit might somehow have their fragile psyches damaged by being exposed to about 15 minutes worth of religion in a 3 hour production.

Yes, we all like it that way- Christa and Danny Schultz, and if you don't like religion there's always the Liberal Austin that you'd feel right at home in. It's full of hippies.

Who did this slip out?



I know when you're talking off the cuff, that sometimes you say the wrong thing

Martin was born in Canada, where he lives with his mother and step-father, and traveled to the Caribbean to visit his father.

"He's in a different country and he was probably scared," Defoe said. "Bless his heart. He just wants to go home."

But really Deputy Defoe, they DO speak English in Vancouver.

I'm just wondering if the kid was kind of brain damaged...
He missed a transfer in ATL and took a bus out of the airport, then ended up in a woods by a bus station in Macon.

The Sarah show -poll results

Since we can see how she's got the media following her like a poodle trailing a puma-
We don't need to go on with this poll to find out how she's swatting their noses with a 2x4.

So the results are: out of 45 votes

She'll be our nominee- 11 @24%
She won't get on the ballot 2 @4%
She'll back the best 14 @31%
Laughing at the MSM 18 @40%

And I wonder how many of those vote snuk in yesterday?

Anyway you can see it here and still vote, but it doesn't count anymore.

The daily Weiner wagging

Since it doesn't look like it's going to die down any time soon, I guess we can have some fun with Anthony's wiener.

Because as Richard Nixon could tell you- it's not the act that burns you, it's the cover-up. free polls
Since he's not going away anytime soon- what's in the Liberal Anthony Wiener's future?
He ends up resigning
He doesn't get re-elected
He makes a speech on the house floor and gets a standing "O" ala Barney Franks prostitution ring
It'll be forgotten and he'll be the first Dem to demand a Rep resign when he does the same thing   

lets just start a Weiner roast

Everyone is getting into the act, now because it's so good to see such a self important prick immolate himself. Especially when hes such a Leftist toole.

That even North had a little fun with him:

So, I guess we'll have a new poll soon.

No Charles, it's not her TURN

I wish Charles Krauthammer and the rest of the country club Republican old guard would get off of the idea that it's Michelle Bachman's- or any-ones "turn" to be the Republican nominee.

We need to get the best and most electable people we can running.
Not just running for president either- running the party- running for congress- running for state offices- running for local office... running for Dog Catcher.

Democrats, always trying to make

innocent civilians into law breakers.

Because we are always getting hit by the 'unexpected' results of their intrusive actions.
This time they want to turn almost every blogger I've ever read into criminals because they embedded a YouTube video.

But WAITE, it gets better!
See if you even LINK to a copyrighted source, you can be prosecuted for it.

But hey, it's cool because the iWON isn't doing it for political purposes at all! No they're doing it to combat piracy.

Meanwhile, in the Libya without oil

Assad's security forces killed another ten people in one town early this morning our time.

But, hey- that's ok, because he's like, a reformer-or something.

Besides it's not as important as the oil producing Libya, who really didn't target civilians like Beaker is doing. So we don't need a KMA for weeks- if not days
ummm......until we figure out what we're doing there.


In the land that isn't worth sending in NATO the toll is now 35 dead from that reformer Assad.

Thursday, June 02, 2011

So, another of our losers decided it's his turn

again. Mitt Romneycare decided that his 22% vote tally against the RINO McCain in 2008 is somehow going to give him the nomination this time? How?

The father of 0bamaKare (Alpha version) is going to go after the guy who shoved 0bamakare through in the middle of the night?

He can't go after the iWON about taxes, either because he'll be called on HIS $750 million in tax increases for his almost bankrupt state Commonwealth.

Then we have Mike Suckabee threatening to maybe step in if we find a good candidate and they start shining out.

It took you long enough NYT

Congratulations to Jill Abramson for finally cracking that glass ceiling that those rich white men put in front of you for this long of a time.

You know- it would seem that those Liberals in charge of the New York Times would have done this a little sooner. Like back in the `70's or `80's when woman's lib was the hot thing going and Liberals were hammering for sexual preferences to boost womyn to the places they deserved.

But we're talking about our generic hypocritical Liberals here, so lets just move along...

You know, there was a time that you could trust cops

I mean that you could trust them to act like professional peace keepers, instead of some kind of Statz Police.

We used to be able to confide in them without having to worry about a minor misdemeanor, or slip of the tongue landing us in jail ofn some kind of trumped-up felony.

OR lying about the reason they beat a semi-paralyzed polio victim, and refused medical help, because they didn't want the lies they put in an official police report to come to light.

It's time that next time this happens, that when the court orders restitution to the victims- that those cops pay the bill and not the victim through higher taxes.
But that'll never happen because then our Judge Dred wannabes would be hurting in the pay department and not be able to afford all the Rambo crap they want to use agains innocent civilians.

You know, I used to really give the benefit of the doubt to the police.
They've proved they don't deserve it.

Coffe, tea or me?

What's your flavor?

What Flavour Are You? I tashte like Alcohol.I tashte like Alcohol.

Heh. Heh. I taste like beer. I like beer. Buy me a beer. I'm not drunk, I can drink plenty without... What was I saying? Beer. What Flavour Are You?

In reality though, I'm more lemony.

A quick PSA to all european consumers of free range cukes

The ones that are killing you now, probably in revenge for all the steps you didn't take early enough to save mother Gaia from people.

Put a cap-full of bleach (sodium hypercloride) in a gallon of water and let those raw veggies soak for a while then rinse well with clean, uncontaminated water.

You're welcome.

Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Her Name

is Lauren Grahm.

If you were one of those who watched "The Gilmer Girls"- you know that.

Too good to be true?

Maybe, but we'll see how this job offer pans out.

The is a multinational that just got a contract moving tankers of something to do with the oil patch from Corpus to Beeville unloading and making another run from Corpus- at $90/trip and they're looking at about three hours per trip.

That sounds too good to be true, but they're screaming for Hazmat drivers w/ tanker.
Here we call it an X endorsement. If you know any drivers looking for work it's down here (or in the gas fields of the N.E.) hauling sand, fracking fluids and crude.

Yeah, I'd have to get a place down in Corpus Christi, and still be buying our house up here, but at $270/day for 9-or so hours- I should be able to swing it.

It's a simple question AnTONy

Did you take a pic of your junk?

Pick one: YES NO

Were you stupid enough to upload it to the intrawebzz?

Pick one: YES NO

But then again, you're a Liberal politician so it's impossible for you answer either question with the answers I gave you.


Martin Bashir is pretty much of a clueless tool

isn't he?
He's trying to get people riled up in some kind of fake outrage against the Palin tour bus.

In fact, the whole thing could be in breach of a federal law because the United States Flag Code establishes important rules for the use and display of the stars and stripes, the flag of the United States. Under standards of respect and etiquette, it's made clear that the flag of the United States should never be used for any advertising purpose whatsoever.

This is the bus in question:

Unless it's in a place that only a Liberal can see, but why would someone put it on the frame?

This happens to be the one his Plastic Jeezus used:

Thurston Kerry III used this flag draped bus:

I couldn't find a bus pic for the Gore/Lieberman campaign, because they must be ashamed- or something.

I did dig up the Clinton campaign bus however:

And you pantywaist newsies who are complaining about how dangerous it is to have to follow her bus- look at it.
It's as big as......a BUS! It shouldn't be hard to follow on the highway, and if you lose it, it's got highly distinctive markings on it.