Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Putting this into historical perspective

The new realism of the 0bama wrecking yards that will be the fate of the Navy- and the longer tours don't look so onerous compared to:
Sir Francis Drake-
In December of 1577, I set off on the Golden Hind on my trip around the world. I had the best-equipped expedition ever launched by England--5 stout ships, well armed, and a crew of 150 men. We reached the coast of Brazil in April of 1578. On May 21st we entered the Straits of Magellan at the southern tip of South America.

We turned northward and sailed up the coast of Chile and Peru attacking and destroying Spanish ships. We continued north along the coastline, exploring as far as Vancouver, Canada. Then we sailed across the Pacific Ocean to the Celebes and Java, and still westward to the Cape of Good Hope at the southern tip of Africa.

We crossed the equator in July and sailed into Plymouth Harbor in September of 1580. I returned with one ship and a half-starved crew of 58 men who had not set foot on a populated shore for 6 months.

Ferdinand Magellan, the Portugee
The voyage began September 8, 1519, and lasted until September 6, 1522 (almost 3 years). Magellan sailed from Seville, Spain, with five ships, the Trinidad, San Antonio, Concepcion, Victoria, and Santiago. Three years later, only one ship (the Victoria) made it back to Seville, carrying only 18 of the original 270 crew members. 

Captain James Cook
Two ships, the Resolution and the Adventure left in July, 1772 and headed to Cape Town just in time for the southern summer. Captain Cook proceeded south from Africa and turned around after encountering large amounts of floating pack ice (he came within 75 miles of Antarctica). He then sailed to New Zealand for the winter and in summer proceeded south again past the Antarctic Circle (66.5° South). By circumnavigating the southern waters around Antarctica, he indisputably determined that there was no habitable southern continent. During this voyage he also discovered several island chains in the Pacific Ocean.

After Cook arrived back in Britain in July, 1775, he was elected a Fellow of the Royal Society and received their highest honor for his geographic exploration.

Where we hear from Old NFO, from the Navy Times about what's coming down the road for the fleet.
Long cruises, however, seem to be becoming a habit. The destroyer Roosevelt, an independent deployer to the 5th and 6th Fleet areas of operations, returned Nov. 6 to Mayport, Fla. It spent 200 of its 213 days underway and at one point pulled 113 straight days at sea. The ship did make three port visits, the Navy said.
Bataan's 2009 cruise lasted 210 days -- just shy of seven months. The pace didn't let up. Thirty-four days later, Bataan and the 22nd MEU got underway to provide humanitarian assistance and disaster relief support to earthquake-stricken Haiti.

That deployment lasted 10 weeks. Four months of ship maintenance began in August 2010, followed by at-sea training -- and the current deployment, which started months ahead of schedule

Ok, I really shouldn't compare a modern Navy made of steel to 17th century ships made of oak. BUT!
Those leaky ships didn't have water distillation plants, fresh food from UNREPS, instant communications or modern antibiotics- not to mention that they were only then finding out that limes cured scurvy.

But then again, you can't just run a 1000' carrier onto a Pacific atoll to careen it to fix hull problems and refit with native timber.

Only in the mind of a Liberal

Can human slavery and a porous border be two completely separate and unrelated things.

We have some kind of States AG convention here in San Antonio this week, and their newest thing is a crackdown on human smuggling.

Illegal immigration was mentioned once, and not in relation to *HOW* these sex slaves get into America and elsewhere.

Attorneys General from all fifty states have gathered in San Antonio for the annual convention of the National Association of Attorneys General, and officials tell 1200 WOAI's Michael Board that strategies to fight human trafficking are on the top of the agenda.

One proposal, being floated by Washington State Attorney General Rob McKenna is to stop dancing around the issue of modern day slavery, and call it what it is.

"This is not prostitution, this is not illegal immigration, these are people who have been brought in against their will or under false pretenses," McKenna says.

Human trafficking has replaced drug dealing as the number two crime in terms of profits worldwide, behind only trafficking in illegal weapons.

UMM,,,,yeah, maybe if the ATF, FBI, BATF and the rest would stop using tax money to send guns down to Mexico- maybe the #1 crime would change, huh Sparky?

He says we have come a long way in dealing with domestic violence to the point where everybody is aware of the problem, society itself is fighting back against it, and people who commit the crime are not only prosecuted, they are marginalized and shunned by the greater community.  The attorneys general will try to make that happen with human trafficking.
"We don't even have a good fix today on how many domestic human trafficking victims there are in the United States today," he said.

And we never will because Liberals don't want anyone getting near actually doing something about stopping the flood of illegals into the country.

A snippet of conversation from the Dr.s office

...As she was telling me about the new rules for e-recordkeeping as she was typing in my medical info for some unelected, unaccountable, uncaring and overpaid bureaucrat in some DeeCee office to look over and decide what kind of .GOV program I should be force into because of my cholesterol.

"Yeah, remember when the MSM was telling us about Republicans regulation what goes on in the bedroom?"

"When was the last time Republicans passed a law they didn't read in the middle of the night forcing your Dr. to send your medical records to some .GOV drone?"

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Don't you just hate it when that happens?

My internets were crashing these last two days...

Kind of like this, except I wasn't doing something stoopid:

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Wow, those little champagne yeasties keep on like the Energizer bunny

I made the last batch of cider with 1 1/2 cups of brown sugar and half a packet of dry champagne yeast for each gallon.

After it stopped bubbling, I racked it into another bottle and added 1/2 cup of honey to sweeten it back up a little.
I just opened one of the bottles and had a little fizz and most of the honey has been converted too. Now I have a dryish hardish cider (at least 10.5 ABV) that I can tell has plenty of kick to it.

I can't use the hygrometer because *someone* threw a bottle in with the wine-making supplies when she was ironing and it came out of it's plastic holder in about three big pieces and lots of sharp little ones.

Proving once again that environmentalism is a religion

We have from Chuck, the official website of the "Ark of Hope."
The Ark of Hope, a 49"(124.5cm) x 32" (81.3cm) x 32" (81.3cm) wooden chest was created as a place of refuge for the Earth Charter document, an international peoples treaty for building a just, sustainable, and peaceful global society in the 21st century.

You know, just like the "Ark of the Covenant"- except this one has Unicorn horns protecting it instead of Angels.

Each panel visualizes a season, a direction, an element, and a universal symbol. Symbols of faith from traditional religions and indigenous societies surround the top panel of "Spirit" that honors the children and young animals of the world. The 96" carrying poles are unicorn horns which render evil ineffective.
I thought is was majik that was rendered ineffective- oh well, I'm just a nonbeliever...
Did you get permission from the Unicorn Rider to dehorn at least two of his rides?

Inside the Ark's lid is the Earth Charter handwritten on papyrus paper. The University of Cairo supplied Sally with instructions for making paper with papyrus - a plant known to have the ability to purify water of pollutants. The papyrus was harvested from the Living Systems, Inc. waste treatment plant in South Burlington, VT, soaked for two weeks in Sally's bathtub, then pressed using 90,000 pounds of pressure at Langdell Papers, a Vermont papermaker in East Topsham.

"Harvested"? Do they grow papyrus in sewer plants now?
I guess she didn't have a use for that bathtub for two weeks...being a hippie and all...

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Wish me luck

I have to go food shopping.

I've had worse

As far as earworms go-

...And yeah, it reminds me of someone.
...And yeah, I knew she was bad news.
...And yeah, she left a trail of guys in her wake.

But still it's a good bluesy, southern sliding song.

So, there's a Russian newsbabe out of a job

Because she flipped the bird at president Thin-skinned.
Her handlers are saying she thought she was off camera, and it was aimed at her recording crew....

Out of a job for something blind people couldn't recognize.

The N*gg*r who decided to play 'Lying @ss Beatch"  when a conservative woman came on to the show that's paying his (excessive) salary  is still going to his job with a token non-apology (as usual for Leftists).

It's a good thing he wasn't a Republican who said a black guy lied during some speech in the Congressional palace.

Friday, November 25, 2011

I hate to say it

Because this comes off one of my Sea Bee facebook pages...

But this has fail written all over it- unless I'm missing the nuance....

link fixed,thanks Bob.

In another triumph of "Smart Diplomacy"

We have Mubaraks successor claiming even more power than Hosni had, and bringing even more riots to Tahrir Square in spite of the arrogant rhetoric which is coming out of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
When he's not busy campaigning, golfing or lying about Republicans.- he's busy undermining our ties to toning down the extreme elements of the Islamic Brotherhood.

The Obama administration, meanwhile, appeared to bring its position on the crisis in Egypt closer to the protesters' demands, urging the generals to fully empower the next interim civilian government.
"We believe that Egypt's transition to democracy must continue, with elections proceeding expeditiously, and all necessary measures taken to ensure security and prevent intimidation," The White House said in a statement. "Most importantly, we believe that the full transfer of power to a civilian government must take place in a just and inclusive manner that responds to the legitimate aspirations of the Egyptian people, as soon as possible."

Islamic democracy- one MAN, one vote, one time.

Oh,,,and you Christians- it would be a good time for you to find somewhere else to live. Sorry, but the US is full of anti-American Somali 'refugees'. wery, wery quiet

We're hunting the wiley, waskelly wabbit.
Because it's literally true that these rabbits are actually feral, it just doesn't sound right- does it?

Like a feral cat, or a feral dog, or even feral pigs that need killing- a feral bunny just doesn't seem to fit.

Unless you're in a town over-run with the things and things are so bad that the town council votes to allow rabbit hunting inside the city limits.

What gauge for killer rabbit?

Just take it for the cause, newsies

You female journos are going to have to stop complaining about being sexually assaulted by Islamic rioters in Egypt. Take it for the cause, just like your sisters in the #OWS movement are not reporting rapes because it makes the commune look bad.

You female journalists are going to have to suck it up, or the entire Sharia fundamentalist idea might be damaged and lose ground in the west.
You're big girls, you know how to cover things up. You did it for Bill Clinton and Barack Obama so just get the medical attention you need and we'll get on appeasing militant Islam.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Happy Thanksgiving!

Well, that letter to Mrs. Bachman makes it all better :-)

I don't watch Jimmy Fallon, and couldn't pick him out if I ever saw him.

But the head of NBC wrote a nice letter apologizing to her for that vile song his band decided to insult her with when she came on.

Vaughan wrote that the incident was "not only unfortunate but also unacceptable," Bachmann spokeswoman Alice Stewart told The Associated Press. She said Vaughn offered his sincerest apologies and said the band had been "severely reprimanded."

Fallon also apologized to Bachmann when they spoke earlier Wednesday, she said. He'd tweeted earlier, saying he was "so sorry about the intro mess."

"He was extremely nice and friendly and offered his apology, and she accepted it," Stewart said, adding that the comedian said he was unaware the band planned to play the song. "It's just unfortunate that someone had to do something so disrespectful."

I also notice that unlike when some Liberal or PC protected person or group feels disrespected- that no-one was fired, demoted or even suspended.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

A day late and ummmm...forget about those Dollars

Those #Occupythehighway dooshes got to DeeCee today, but darn it- they missed the sooper deficit cutting committee by one day.
Think of that. If they'd have stepped it up just a bit into a rout step instead of a shamble-
The Mobile Occupation protesters--seen here on a highway in Chester, Pa--often marched in the dark because exhaustion caused them to walk slower than anticipated

we could be on the way to fiscal prosperity right now with their adolescent ideas on budget cutting and wealth redistribution.

Because as one leader said:
Bozlee dropped out of college at the University of Hawaii to join Occupy, and says he’d rather travel across America than get a job. “Do I want to work? Only if I wanted a home, wife, kids and a dog. If not, I think you’re ruining your life,” he said.

Like the left said about the Tea Party

...And won't mention about #OWS.

That is certainly a monochrome group of people there...

Redistributing wealth and all.

I bet Obama approves.

Monday, November 21, 2011

Hey! Mika Brzezinski, how about being disgusted at these?

Since I'm not sure what you're disgusted about- the take a bath thing?
Or was it the Get a job thing?

Ok Mika? There's three generations telling them the same thing.

Or did Newt hit a nerve with the stinking hippie thing?

That's right WOAI 1200 on your AM dial

Jump right on that Democrat meme about Perry embarrassing Texas.

"If you stopped time right now, I think most Americans would think that Texas are a bunch of yahoos, because our governor has pretty much been acting like one," Harold Cook, an Austin political consultant who handles mainly Democrats, told 1200 WOAI's Michael Board.

Yeah, but the (half) black guy gets a pass because he's a Liberal.

Cook says Perry's campaign bumbling could end up damaging the state's ability to continue to attract top level companies to the state.

"When you are somebody in the human resources department of a major Fortune 500 company, and you are trying to recruit a whole bunch of people to move to Texas, this (Perry's campaign performance) probably doesn't make your job any easier," he said.

So that's why our entire economy is in the tank? Because our president think we have 57 states and the one he was supposedly born in is in Asia?
In that case we should get rid of O'bumbles and his side-kick plugs and watch the jobs pour in.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

You have to feel sorry for that Sgt

Standing up in front of that NASCAR crowd and getting boo'd

Just because he was standing next to MEchelle and Mrs. Plugs.

That didn't take long, did it?

Because nothing says klass like a gaggle of Liberals.

Reinventing San Antonio

Lets see, we have:
  • A growing number of skyscrapers.
  • Decaying streets
  • Racial prefrence groups steering policy
  • A new 2 mile loop of light rail (for $180 million)
  • Upcoming, high dollar projects against the citizens will (see above) without the means to pay for it
  • Sanctuary city status
  • More smoke-free zones and the usual lies that came with it
  • Unenforced laws for those with the right color of skin and the right accent
  • Financial and educational discrepancies between the four ISDs that make up the greater S.A. area
  • Increasing pumping fees in the Edwards aquafier to "protect" some endangered fish

And now to help cement their rise into the Elite Liberal brotherhood- a Poet Laureate.
Because nothing says snobbish elitism than having your own official Anti-American spokesmouth.

More insightful election coverage from Meggie Mac

John McCains ditzy daughter.
The one who's only famous because she's Johns daughter and Liberal Republican.
The one whose carpet doesn't match the drapes- but as much as she complains about being thought of as a ditz- won't let her natural show.

Enjoy this hard hitting and well articulated election report from Paris Hiltons BFF:

I could only stand to watch about half of this, and stopped before I started stabbing my ears with scissors.

You know, she used to be right in the middle of pleasingly plump, but success has definitely gone to her waste.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

June 1922

Look! It's the DNC inaugurating new members.
I wonder where Robert Byrd is?

It's not insider trading

It's common sense.
Quick- go buy stock in Brawndo.

It's got enzymes:

Water? Like out of a toilet?

Besides, they paid for a scientific consensus.
It's settled, water isn't wet and people are to blame for the earth turning into a flaming cinder!

Friday, November 18, 2011

An e-mail to the wife

Dear hunny,
here's a job for you I found on the GSA site, it's for a TSA/TSO in Austin Bergstrom Airport.

***At this time, this airport is only seeking qualified female candidates to meet mission related staffing needs.  The applications of male candidates will be accepted but not considered until staffing needs change.***

If you get the job, please send pictures!


Thanksgiving is just around the corner

...And it looks like were going to be hearing about a different kind of Massacree than the original one:

I see by my sitemeter

That Chelsea Clinton is already old news.
that's because I had a dramatic drop in people looking for this post, which you'll not click if you don't want to see a college age Chelsea in a wet tee.

Excuse me, Perfesser....

But when you're in Oz dissing Americas schools and their students, I'd like a little clarification.

Haven't you Democrats been trying to 'fix' education for the last fifty years?
And isn't it you Liberals who are the teachers and policy setters for these same failing schools?

The same schools who forced standardized testing on the entire United States because your students were (and still are) graduating High School being (at best) functionally illiterate.
You Libs keep pointing out how bad schools are doing in fundamentals, but take them away for your experiments in social experiments and free food.

So instead of having smart hungry kids like we did during the (first) depression- today we have fat stupid kids who think the world #OWS them a living.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

It's just Dems being Dems

They can't help themselves of picking on children on the way to school.

The NYPD helped funnel the children, anything to ease their fears while some protestors chanted “follow those kids!”
“These guys are terrorists, yelling at little kids,” one father said.
“For them it’s horrible. They’re afraid of all the crowds. We’re not even able to get through. They’re just, he’s … very afraid now,” a mother added.

Just like their grandparents did back in the day.
Don't worry they're just channeling their inner George Wallace.

But, that's okay- President Everyman, they're YOUR people.
Embrace them.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

I see the Church of Atheism is starting their yearly war on Christmas

Because to some people the anti-religion idea is almost as strong as the Lefts belief that 0bama is a Messiah- except that they're mostly Godless atheists and all...

But never the less the lucky people down in Fla, Ohio and Joisey are going to enjoy the billboards of your anti-religious hate speech.

Ohh, look- they're having a revival down in Fla.

Additional signs advertising the American Atheists Regional Convention will be put up in parts of Florida. The convention is set to take place in Fort Lauderdale on Dec. 17 and 18, the , the Broward Palm Beach New Times reports.

Are they going to be NOT in a tent handling the anti-snake mongooses too?
Just to show how NOT religious their anti-church is?

Lots of people are having a problem with this

But, hey Rick Perry forgot the DoE in an off the cuff statement.
Not like a pre-written speech given by the greatest orator the US has ever had....

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Increasing black unemployment under the Lightworkers watch

Looks like a lot of blacks are going to find themselves out of a job now that the union bosses decided to get even greedier than they were in the last contract.
So we now have millionaire black athletes out of work and looking to be unemployed for a while.

You know the greedy 1%.
The greedy 1% who are forcing the 99% who depend on them to play a kids game in a gym- to also become unemployed until they can sit down with the rich white owners and decide how to share the easy money BroBall supporters throw away each week.

Well, good luck there NBA players union. Hope the DoJ steps in and forced your teams to "start looking more like America" because of that racial equality thing you rich blacks support.

Monday, November 14, 2011

Finally a Republican candidate I can support

Her name is Zucca Sorrentino.

You may recognize the last name because of her father has a blog.

Here is one of her planks on the Fourth Amendment:

Zucca stands strongly in favor of restoring the 4th Amendment. Zucca feels that the widespread, indiscriminate use of police tactical teams leads to unneccessary death and wholesale violation of citizen rights. Zucca stands in opposition to trigger happy goons who shoot the dog first and ask questions later. Zucca proposes a bright line test for the use of police tactical teams. Any incursion into a house where a dog of average intelligence cannot determine if the intruders are police or criminals is wrong and should be punished. Zucca believes that the only time a police tactical team should engage in a high risk entry is to rescue hostages. Otherwise they should cordon off the area and talk the suspects out. Any police officer who shoots a dog without reasonable justification should be jailed. 

Write in Zucca!

I guess it depends on which .GOV we're talking about there GOOGLE

Because anyone with the comprehension above a gold fish knows that you Liberals that run the vast majority of the intratoobz tune it so you get the results that YOU want to put out instead of what's really being searched for.

Here's a perfect example right here Mr. Google's even-handed.
Look for angry Michell Obama and 2/3 of the pictures are some version of her (attempts at) smiling.

Still writing checks his @ss can't back up

So now we have the peevish Dear Leader who had to miss a golf game yesterday to make a speech about how he's demanding the same people who ...pretty much OWN the vast majority of our Federal debt start acting in a responsible manor- or something.

Oh, and he fina;;y got through something Bush got started AND he got the Pacific rim on board for even greater graft and corruption in the green energy scam!

Cool- is there any kind of hubris our boy can't enlarge?

Sunday, November 13, 2011

The Cognative Disconnect here is so powerful

That it could run the Hadron supercollider for the next last several months.

When Jews and Democrats who actively supported these Anti-Semite/Neo-NAZI groups are surprised when they re-enact kristalnacht after the #OSW bigots and the UNIONS are calling for this.

Why would you NOT think your people who you've groomed to follow your lead would NOT do what you and your surrogates in #OWS told them it was OK to do?

I mean, I still cannot understand why Jews support the same people who want Israel to be drowned by the Philistines who never HAD a homeland until the MSM decide they used to have one.

Complicating the simple

I just wanted to find out the best way to boil split peas, so I went to a recipe site and found this one had 629 variations on traditional pea soup.
The cooking method varies from soak overnight to use a pressure cooker to get them soft in 20 minutes.

Then we have the ingredients all the way from left over ham to lamb and shrimp.

So basically we're using:
1-bag split peas
2-diced ptatoes
2-3 sliced carrots
1-med. onion chopped
1 1/2< LB of ham
Water as needed

Spices are -to taste:
cracked black pepper
red pepper
garlic powder

Start with just peas at a rolling boil then covered tightly and simmer for a good 45 minutes, then add the rest and simmer for another 45 minutes.

serve and add croutons for something you'll be able to afford in this Obamaconomy.

So I just came back from picking up the wife

And on the way to the airport, on a two lane divided highway, with nice wide shoulders on each side.
The road is almost arrow straight with no turnoffs crossing the grassy meridian.

And excellent visibility- I did mention the nice wide hard shoulders....and the fact that being congested means the car in front of you is about 1/4 mile away.?

I came on a big red pick-up off to the left side of the road with a small white SUV embedded where the tailgate used to be.
Any guesses on how that happened when the traveling speed is usually 10 over what the sign says?

Remember when those Teabaggers were stabbing cops?

Oh, yeah- it never happened either, just like the anti-Semitic Barbra Streisand and illegal activities  are all at Obamas* and the unions door.

Anyway, Mr. President embrace your army:
SAN FRANCISCO -- One San Francisco police officer was slashed by a razor and another had his uniform torn and cheek cut in a clash with Occupy San Francisco protesters Saturday afternoon, authorities said.
About 3:30 p.m., near the Embarcadero and Broadway, police attempted to prevent marching demonstrators from blocking the intersection where MUNI light rail tracks are located.
A female protester emerged from the crowd and an "exacto razor blade attached to a pen or pencil-like object," San Francisco police said in an email.

...But on the other hand, those Occutards in Portland are getting more exercise than they probably have ever gotten in their lives...(11/11/11)
There is a hole being dug in one of the parks and wood is being used to reinforce the area around it. There are reports that nails have been hammered into wood for weapons and that generally there are people in the camps preparing for a confrontation with police.

*Funny that the Liberal Google wouldn't have changed their spellcheck to be sure their chocolate Jeezus wouldn't get redlined.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Riiight-- and when they don't, what'll we do then?

Because everyone- except the 0bama administration knows that the 0bama administration is farging clueless about pretty much everything.

Including how to get along with foreign countries including Iran.
But go ahead and make demands that everyone with the IQ above a guppy knows won't stand.

Then we'll be seeing the shocked! I tell you, shocked! faces in DeeCee when Iran blows off Hillary! and her demands for 'openness' about their nuke capabilities...that she and Barry called 'saber rattling' when they were both obstructionist Senators back in `07.

He should have skipped Arlington- again

Because whenever he opens his pie-hole about the military, he f8cks up.

I mean even the Liberal Bruce Springsteen said it right in his American h8ing "Born in the USA" rant.

But,,,,,then again it doesn't matter as long as the troops make him look good- right?

A lot of people like to dump on Kevin Costner

And his acting ability.

I'm watching Open Range now (which is beginning to be one of my favorite movies), and he's pretty much got the realism of western gunfights and realities of life down.
I enjoy some of his other movies that got panned, but when he has something to do with production- he does his homework.

Also- Annette Bening is still comely in a natural un-enhanced, non-Hollywood way.
Of course she's probably a flaming Liberal...

In this upcoming electoral season

Remember this story:

Two gators were sitting at the side of the
swamp near the lake.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one
and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much
bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids.
I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you
been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the swamp near the
parking lot by the Capitol.'

'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus
cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I
jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of
them and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem.
You're not getting any real nourishment. See,
by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a
Politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.

Has anyone noticed...

That since the Chicago Jeezus has been trying running this country that
  • There have been a greater amount of earthquakes in unusual places?
  • Worse offshore oil problems
  • Worldwide spiraling debt crisises
  • Radical islamist organizations taking over the Mid-East
  • A nutjob islamo-terrorist fixing to get the bomb
  • The Federal government filling it's own agents
  • ...And now another satellite falling out of the sky.
Shit if 0bama gets re-elected, we'll have locusts, boils, frogs, water turning to blood and the entire Space Station falling on our heads.

Friday, November 11, 2011

The real 1%

Keeping real life away from the 99%ers

The unrepentant Eric Holder

I see that he finally bothered to have a secretary type something up to put over a facsimile of his signature and then leak it to the Politico.

Because he is finally getting some bad press that matters to him after his Congressional hearing the other day.

But, then again- actions speak louder than words...

“[Holder] never went to a memorial — there are numerous memorials that he could’ve went to,” Domino said. “He never went to the funeral in Michigan.”
“Obama sent a letter,” Domino said. “Obama made a phone call. Napolitano came with a letter from Obama. Napolitano was at the funeral.”
“At that point, he should have, you’d think, paid his respects to the family,” Domino said.
Domino shared that Holder could have approached Terry’s mother, Josephine, at “Police Week” in Washington, D.C., when he saw her. But he chose not to.
Domino added that Holder could’ve also apologized publicly when Cornyn have him the opportunity to in Tuesday’s hearing. “He responded like the cold-hearted person that he is,” Domino said. “He’s as cold as ice.”
“This man [Holder] feels no remorse,” Domino said. “He put on his lawyer hat, he answered the questions as appropriately as he could to cover his ‘end.’”

But Brian Terry was only one of the hundreds of numbers Holders guns killed,
and with numbers like that it changes from being victims to being statistics, and we don't feel sorry for statistics.


Thursday, November 10, 2011

Great! Now I'm subsidizing pr()n.

I guess it wasn't enough that the guy who pays $20 for four months worth of minutes on his cell phone ended up paying for some welfare mother to get a cell plan because beAfia-Da-Pimp tol her she needs a cell phone- and Uncle Sugare needs to supply her wif one.

Because it's a 'right'.

Now the Clinton/Gore administration is getting a handle on that whole 'digital divide' thing and forcing me and everyone else to subsidize broadband for kids who qualify for reduced cost meals at skool.
Yeah- that gangbanger with the $1K rimzz and the sound system you can hear in the next county is getting free reduced cost pr()n because, it's like kids in da projects can't unnerrstand those book things, and can only get educated by pr()n the inertubzz.

In the "Where are they now?" file

We find that Squiggy (of 'Laverne and Shirley') has his arson tendencies and is an #OccupyPortland squatter.

Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Welcome back to 1992!

Bimbo eruptions and all.

So Gloria, just how many trailer parks did you have to drag that $100 bill through to find those poor put upon women?

Not that it makes much of a difference because it's all just a vast leftwing conspiracy to take down a black man.

Weren't we told that it doesn't matter what someone does in his private life, because he can keep the two separate, so lets get over this and 'Move On" to solving Americas problems.

Because it's the economy, stupid.

Those clowns in DeeCee couldn't even co-ordinate a one car accident

So much for Skynet taking over the communications systems today.

How long did they have to plan this?
...And how much money did they waste on this clusterfuck?

But hey, don't worry they'll do MUCH better safeguarding your electronic medical files, , , once they get the bugs knocked out, , , and everyone has a copy of everyone's records.

Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Can't get ahold of Howie # The jawa

so I'll embed here and snark:

This is what my SiL will have to put up with if they decide to deploy his unit.

I just want to say that I'm glad that the brave Mujis are boycotting everything made or developed by Jews- including sulfa drugs and their advanced replacements- and to his British (she has a Green Card from her mother) wife.
At one time your people would feel free to look for locals who had gunshot wounds after a firefight like this.

Of course that's been made illegal by the UN- can't just assume someone was attacking you because of the .303 holes they have in them.

Time to outlaw jogging

and marathons, you over CO2 producing health nuts.

The U.S. DoE just said that we're past the 'WORST CASE SCENARIO' of carbon over...whatever, and now Gaia will turn into a cinder because of jocks (and jockettes) producing too much CO2 by un-necessarily working out.

Monday, November 07, 2011

Who let the dog out?

So- the democrat Liberal attack dog known as Gloria Allred dug up a floozie to try another attack on a conservative black man.

Color me surprised that this woman didn't come out during Hermans run for the Senate seat in GA. Nor did she file any kind of reports until the womans rights (only if you're a Leftie)lawyer Gloria Allred find her did she decide to come forward for no other eason than to "get things out in the open".

Just wondering there-Sharon Bialek- since you want your name in the news attached to Herman, did anyone notice Herman wearing your palm print on his face the next day?
If you were so shocked and outraged, I'm sure there would have been enough force to really leave a mark.

---OR you're someone with a grudge that the Liberal attack dog Gloria Allred decided to use as a club against a real black man who's getting too close to actually accomplishing something without the help of the Liberal establishment.

Of course, your views of black people and their sexual drive make this right up your Democrat alley, because that's how you people see them- as opposed to Conservatives seeing them as Americans who are black- and sucked into your Liberal plantation thought.

Sunday, November 06, 2011

This reminded me of something

I was going home from W-F bank and had to stop at the light under 1604 @ Culebra when i saw a guy pan handling get a (I guess) big money handout when he headed to the parking lot of a big name pharmacy on the corner.
I didn't see "what" he did with the money, but about the time it would take to unlock a door and toss money in then come back down- was about the time he was gone.

When the light turned green, all I saw at the corner was a newer model Chevy Suburban and a scruffy looking pan handler coming down the embankment.

...but I've been told that looking like a bum at a street light is worth around $150 a day tax free.

I wonder if I could get away with it....

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Naww, I'm just too honest.

Question for Walking Dead Geologists:

Say you have a walker in one of seven dug wells (not the modern pipe casing well)-
Would the entire aquafier be contaminated, or would ,,,,um,,,hydraulic pressure kind of keep the contamination confined to that well?

Personally, I'd be boiling everything that came from every well and then adding two cups of bleach to a water buffalo before I even washed with it.

Dude, I have to tell you

That tee is sooo five years from now:

Embrace your army Barack

FF to about 2:24 and watch for a glimpse of the woman in an orange coat, you'll see her again:
... after you see the care and concern of the Democrat supported #Occupy shows for women (and children) at their riots rallys-

...And to the dork who's wanting the driver to turn himself in- Maybe you @ssholes should stop blocking traffic.

Do you think world leaders

are starting to find the Lightworker as insufferable as more and more Americans are?

"Here, let me fix that for ya."

"See? I'm a take charge kinda guy."

Saturday, November 05, 2011

Will someone get ahold of Lanny Brewer for me?

So I can ask which of these to use in deer hunting tomorrow:
Since he said himself:
“Very few hunters in the United States or sports people and law-abiding people really need to have semiautomatic weapons or long guns,” 

You can call them, Barry

It's the other cardinals that won the World Series, not these Cardinals:
So you don't have to worry about losing your anti-Christian creds...

Remember, remember the fifth of November

Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot...

To: The Gudwife...

Just remember #Occupy - what happened to them all after they were done.

In which I become the posterboy of Godwinism

Because when you saw this article about eye color- if you know "anything" about the Master Race it passed your mind.
Yes, we finally have the answer to Dr. Mengele's quest for blue eyes. 70 years too late.

Now, the question can be answered.
Do colors seen by people with brown eyes look the same to people with blue eyes?
Just wondering because as you (should) know- color is what we see from what is not absorbed by what we're looking at- so brown would seem to be more filtered on brown eyes than blue.


Link fixed

We have become France

NOBODY in that building had ever had a light bulb blow on them before?

Welcome to our collective

Because Liberalism is all about control.

Controlling thoughts.
Controlling actions.
Controlling businesses.
Controlling the very people who are working to make your dream of a socialist Utopia in place.

Officials with the revamped ACORN office in New York -- operating as New York Communities for Change -- have fired staff, shredded reams of documents and told workers to blame disgruntled ex-employees for leaking information in an effort to explain away a report last week on the group’s involvement in Occupy Wall Street protests, according to sources.

NYCC also is installing surveillance cameras and recording devices at its Brooklyn offices, removing or packing away supplies bearing the name ACORN and handing out photos of Fox News staff with a stern warning not to talk to the media, the sources said.


NYCC is also monitoring its staff’s behavior, cracking down on phone use and socialization. Officials have ordered all papers -- even scraps -- to be shredded every night, the source said.

“And all the supplies—everything around the office that said ‘ACORN’ -- is now all in storage until this blows over,” the source said. “People literally have to cover up the cameras on the back of their cellphones in the office.”

“Now there’s no texting in the office, no phone calls in the office. They tell us to take our phone calls out into the waiting room where there’s an intercom, and then they turn on the intercom to hear our conversations. They’re installing new cameras and speakers around the building so they can hear everything.

“It’s almost like working at Fort Knox.

NO! But ACORN just decided to disband because they got into trouble, didn't they? Republicans would...

Two staffers were fired after NYCC officials suspected them as the source of the leaks, a source told “One was fired the day the story came out, the other was fired on Friday. (NYCC senior staff) told everyone that they were fired because they talked to you,” a source said.

But don't worry Citizen, it's a nice dystopia this time.

Friday, November 04, 2011


Not mine exactly, but she looks like the subject of this song, doesn't she?

I mean after y'all had fun for a year or two...

@ #occupy

Ok, we have
  • riots
  • NAZIs
  • Communists
  • Union thugs
  • rampant anti-Semitism
  • a soviet style beuracract growing
  • Pravda
All we need now is a .GOV building burning down in D.C. and it being blamed on a retard...

How many spanking jokes

would this picture bring to mind?

I leave it to you my resourceful readers!

...Then, maybe you shouldn't be calling it art

if it can be mistaken by a cleaning lady and polished enough to lose it's $1.1 Million dollar value- because she mistook the 'art' for a stain from a leak.

But, then again- I'm one of those unenlightened hicks who think 'art' should look like 'art'- instead of something that the cat dragged in.

Thursday, November 03, 2011

WTF is with Anne Coulter lately?

Does she have some kind of undiagnosed brain tumor that is making her back RINOs instead of conservatives all of a sudden?

First she was all over a Christi presidential run, and now I hear she's come out backing Mittens Romneycare.

Celebrity sound-alikes

So we have these two commercials circulating on the talk-radio channels that I listen to.
One I already mentioned- Broadway Bank and the Sarah Palin being done by that unfunny comedianne on SNL...ummm Tami Fay?

Now we have one about Medi-cade, or Medi-care or some other .GOV money waster being voiced by a Groucho Marx sound-alike. Why should I take the HSS ads seriously when they sound like a Marx brothers con?

The wheel goes round

,,,and round
...and the hippies that parented this generation gave these sires their parenting skills:

How old do you think that kid is?

Wednesday, November 02, 2011

If JFK was a Republican

And the Left was the same unhinged morons as they are today-

-OK, just pretend, I'm going somewhere here-

Given the ink that the EX-marine Scott Olsen is getting...

Do you think they'd be making a huge thing and stretching the truth about Jack Ruby shooting the Marine Hero Lee Harvey Oswald?

So I was in McDonalds Tuesday

After ordering lunch (2 McDoubles), I was waiting for the order when I heard this on the speaker...REALLY!

It's not even Thanksgiving yet, fer thechissakes.

Tuesday, November 01, 2011

How come we only have like five nuke plants in the entire USA?

Because the enviro-wakos scream about how unsafe they are, and the hazards of increased cancer, and unknown dangers that are worse.

Even though there has never been one person hurt, or any radiation leaked in a nuke plant in the US or Europe.

BUT. these same people are quiet about the fact that Uncle Sugar has forced millions of people through cancer machines under the Obama/Napalitano security theater.

Against the advice of, you know ... real doctors.

The final call to deploy the X-ray machines was made not by the FDA, which regulates drugs and medical devices, but by the TSA, an agency whose primary mission is to prevent terrorist attacks.

Research suggests that anywhere from six to 100 U.S. airline passengers each year could get cancer from the machines. Still, the TSA has repeatedly defined the scanners as “safe,” glossing over the accepted scientific view that even low doses of ionizing radiation — the kind beamed directly at the body by the X-ray scanners — increase the risk of cancer.

“Even though it’s a very small risk, when you expose that number of people, there’s a potential for some of them to get cancer,” said Kathleen Kaufman, the former radiation management director in Los Angeles County, who brought the prison X-rays to the FDA panel’s attention.

And who, exactly is the TSA brain defending his Sicherheitsdienst?
Robin Kane, the TSA’s assistant administrator for security technology, said that no one would get cancer because the amount of radiation the X-ray scanners emit is minute. Having both technologies is important to create competition, he added.

“It’s a really, really small amount relative to the security benefit you’re going to get,” Kane said. “Keeping multiple technologies in play is very worthwhile for the U.S. in getting that cost-effective solution — and being able to increase the capabilities of technology because you keep everyone trying to get the better mousetrap.”

Says the guy who has NO scientific credentials to his name.

But don't worry flying public- you'll have Obamakare to take care of any unwanted extra arms, or colon cancer- because look how well it worked for Baby Huey, and Fidelito.