Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for July 22

 

The big one below the break as always~

I bet Dr. Jill is PISSED!

So I wonder when they told Joe that he's out.
His aids wrote that he's supporting Kamala now.

How long are they going to hold off the scorched Earth policy they'll enact when they're sure Trump is taking over?
Will they wait and hope someone can have some kind of a chance against Trump, or just start burning things now?

Something on the lighter side

 

So, the FBI is going to investigate the shooting.

This FBI?

....And they'll find that nobody did anything wrong.

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for 7-15

 

The big one below the break as usual~~

You fucking hypocitical assholes

 The MSM, Schumer and the rest have been calling for violence and attempted assassination of Trump for the last eight years.

You celebrate plays about his assassination and now you're coming out with being "horrifiied" about your people doing what you told them to do.

BULLSHIT!
Just shut the fuck up.

Just out of curiosity

 After reading this-

"Now the story has been reprised because of the Lady MacBeth situation going on at the White House, where it has been revealed that Jill is sitting in on high-level meetings at the White House and Hunter has been his dad's wingman at presidential meetings as sort of his secretary. Apparently, nobody takes notes anymore. "

What kind of security clearances do either of them have?
I really doubt that someone who was kicked out of the Navy on drug charges can get any, much less anywhere near what he's (and her) are hearing at those meetings.

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for 7-08 (ver 2.0)

Because apparently there was too much boob, or they didn't like her finger... 

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As usual, the big one below the fold~~

Your Monday rule 5 puzzle for 7-08

 

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The big one- as always, below the fold

Texas has a hurricaine on the way

 It's scheduled to hit the coast sometime early Monday morning.

So I want to remind everyone to hold off till thew last minute to go hoarding milk, bread and TP. So you can take to social media and complain about how they're not stocking the shelves.

I'm not really worried about us in Seguin, because we're a good 3 hour drive from Corpus, plus we already HAVE a months worth of everything but booze.

WTF Blogger

 The first A-G blogroll is gone again.
I just had the thing rebuilt two days ago.

I guess that's what happens when you give up on something that has opinions you don't like and quit updating, or something.

Fuuuuck!

Happy Idependence Day

 I can't not put this reminder up About how well 0bama's third term is going.

That aged well, didn't it.

WTF Blogger?

 I come on just now and my A-G blogroll is completely gone.

I searched my cookies, but only have 10 of the 15-18 I used to have and can't remember what they call themselves.
If you're a blogger (still plugging away) and don't see your blog here, leave a comment.

your Rule 5 Monday for July 01

 

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The big one, as usual below the fold~~

You're seeing it here first.

 After the debacle of a debate last night-
Evan the most deranged Democrats know 0bamas 3rd term is toast.

I was going to say that the next six months would be a Soviet style Scorched Earth policy,

But they have a chance at their August convention to (maybe) find a viable candidate that checks all the Leftist boxes,
If they can't THEN it'll be Scorched Earth till Jan 20, 2025

Same thing if they can't cheat enough after Nov. 5th.

Have you noticed-

I couldn't stand to watch the entire debate-

BUT every time i see Biden looking at Trump, he looks like some kid who just did something wrong and looking at the adult to see if they noticed.

Your Rule 5 puzzle for Monday June 24

 

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Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for June 17

 Go Navy!

The big one below the break~

Just dropping this thought

After she had to do DR! Jill's job and wrangle the the Dotard in Chief back when he wandered off in Italy.....

Giorgia Meloni
kinda has that Dee Williams MILIF thing going on, doesn't she?

Your Monday Rule5 puzzle for 6-10

 

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Compare

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But- I forgot Lurch.....

For all you old farts out there

It's.............................

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Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for 6-03

 It was the third of June on a sleepy, dusty Delta dayaay.
I was out chopping cotton and my brother was bailing hayaayay....

The big one below the fold~
...And I know 'chopping cotton' means hoeing weeds, but you do a quick image search for "chopping cotton" and see what you get.

A smuggled out video of the trump trial

Your Rule 5 Monday puzzle

 On Tuesday because yesterday felt like a Sunday.

The big one below~

Memorial Day

A group of comedians make you remember what it's about.

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for May 20

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Your Rule 5 post for Monday 5- 13

 

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Happy Mother Day

 

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for 5-06

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Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for 4-29

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Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for April 22

 Not Rule 5 today, just a little gun porn-

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So, I got a replacement riding mower yesterday

Then the inspectors had to give it a good once-over.
Apparently it passed inspection. 

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for April 15

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0bamas third term is finally getting what he wanted.

 Why else would he keep sending money to a country on our own terror list.

Now, when he wakes up tomorrow and the finally tell him about the Iranian attack on Israel, what's he going to do?

Are all the antisemites in colleges, the Democrat party and Islamic strongholds going to be celebration this?

Most likely.

Will the UN do anything? Maybe a tepid letter disagreeing with it.

OJ has left the building

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for April 8

Eclipse edition-

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Now that that's out of the way...

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Your Rule 5 Puzzle for monday april 01

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I'm really surprised they haven't cancelled this yet

Because Hte feeelllzzzz

Your March 25 Monday Rule 5 puzzle

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Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for Mar. 18

 It's on the hardish side since it's B&W.

And the big one below the break, don't know if Blogger will let me post a pic this time~

From my back yard just now

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for March 11

 

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We're hearing about all these protest votes

Voting "uncommitted" in Brandon's primaries.
Mich, Minn and all the other woke blue states to send a MESSAGE! Errr!

Just WHO are you going to vote for on November 12?
I know it's not going to be for Orangemanbad.

Your Rule 5 puzzle for March 4

 

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"We were barely 17 and we were barely dressed..."

I saw this last night and I'm just going to drop it here.

"Baseball??? WTH?"

Another f*cking continuing resolution?

When was the last time congress passed a real- on time budget?

Oh- 1997.

But at least the .GOV won't be partially shut down because there's a partial payment resolution...again.

And speaking of useless air breathers- McConnel is going to stay on as minority leader till January, so he can help his buddy Schumer run interference on the Mayorcas trial. 

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle (on Tuesday because Kurt was busy and forgot)

 

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A number of my readers have been in the military

Or know of know people who have been.
And FB has these "real life" ads/sites that tell about ....whatever.

This one is just like that with hardly realistic tales. Especially if you' been there.

Some of them, okay and probably realistic, but if you drill down on #49 you'll know that one is complete BullShit.
Because Officers have their own bars and so do senior and junior enlisteds...... especially in the Navy.

Of COURSE it doesn't make sense

 Unless you know that both fake bombs at the RNC and DNC were planted there because of the planned "insurrection" they started at the Capital building to frame Trump.

They used cell data to go after anyone (except the plants) who was anywhere near their even now, and they're even going after people who never went inside.

BUT the same FBI who's railroading citizens have shown exactly ZERO interest in looking at phone records  from the guy who was seen waiving at cops after he dropped off his diversion.

Your Rule 5 puzzle for Feb.19

 

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Your Monday Feb. 12 Rule 5 puzzle

 

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Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for Fbe. 5

 

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Because he was a Fed.

 Anyone with more than two brain cells should have known that as soon as they heard about those fake bombs.

Adding to the fact that there was almost complete radio silence from the people lying about J-6.
The FBI is using phone records to wage lawfare on anyone who was anywhere near the Capitol, bu they can't get phone data from the guy who was told to plant those fake bombs.

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for Jan. 29

 

The big one below the fold~

We now have bacon

 Pork shoulder/Buckboard bacon on the left and Pork Loin/Canadian bacon on the right.

I couldn't get a constant cool enough heat in the grill I was going to use as the smoker, so I added liquid smoke for a day and a half and backed them at 200 for about 3 1/2 hours.

Next time, I'm going to add brown sugar to the cure because the pork shoulder that I didn't use sugar on is kinds...meh.
The Canadian bacon really works, though.

Will do again. And it's a lot cheaper than store-bought bacon.
Next time I'll try some beef bacon.

More true now than when he first sang it

So, when will we ever see an Arc light strike?

 Probably never.

Because #theadultsarebackincharge are afraid to make terrorists hate us even more.
So we'll just keep and waste million Dollar missile on $10,000 drones and keep "retaliating" with little pin pricks on empty tents and small arms stockpiles.

And gas went up .10 in less than 12 hours yesterday.
I don't like Trump, but he put the fear of God in a lot of countries and I can live with that.

Larry Correia puts it much better than I can.

And these three comments reiterate the whole Trumpkin mindset.
I don't like him, but I'll vote for him.
What are you Trumpkins going to do in 2028?

 

About diehard Trump supporters and I'm wondering if you'd even think about supporting the only electable Conservative in 2028 after your hero got you to be all hating on Desantis.

In its entirety:

Seriously, Trumpkins, listen. Regular boring conservatives like me have already said we’ll vote for Trump in the general now that we’re stuck with him because of your hubris. It doesn’t help for you to keep barking at me about how I should deny reality and blow smoke up peoples’ asses about how awesome your guy was and will be. 

Sorry, I’m not a revisionist history ass kisser with memory issues like you guys. It doesn’t do you any good to yell at people who actually paid attention to this shit while it was happening. Besides, I think they’re our employees, not our fucking monarchs, so all this one way loyalty shit you keep going off about makes me want to barf. 

But people like me ain’t your problem. Every R in America could go full Trump Train and we’re still gonna get fucking trounced in the general unless you somehow convince purple swing state Americans in the suburbs that Trump is all that great stuff MAGA believes about him. Which the last few elections have demonstrated they clearly don’t, they kinda hate his guts, and that’s even before he’s a convicted felon, so good luck with that. 

Meanwhile, the rest of us who actually believe in archaic shit like “principles” have been getting mooed at all day to UNITE by a bunch of fucking herd animals, because apparently now we’re all supposed to shut off our fucking brains off and piss away our dignity and buy in on Laura Loomer’s latest batshit fucking crazy conspiracy theory about the Atlantic using numerology to call for assassinations or the Cobra Weather Dominator or some shit, or we are traitors who hate America. 

Anyways good luck convincing those swing state soccer moms! I’m just gonna be over here stockpiling more canned food and ammo awaiting the apocalypse. Then in November I’ll vote for Trump, and when we get fucking rolled because we were dumb enough to walk into the democrat’s obvious trap, I’ll try to resist the urge to say I told you so. 

I’d love to be wrong, and in the off chance Trump wins, I’ll congratulate you for your prescient wisdom, and look forward to four years of Trump hiring more incompetent swampy ass kissers, while keeping my fingers crossed for more decent SCOTUS appointments. 

So you get off my fucking back now. 🙂

Anyone who was old enough to remember the environmental scares of the '79s and '80's

 

 HAS to remember some of these environmental alarms.

-The Ozone Hole (bekuzz hair spray)

-Acid Rain (Bekuzz air pollution)

- Water shortages (bekauzz....reasons) and how we HAVE to act now to preserve drinking water!

 

And now the same scientists are actually working on destroying water on it's atomic level.

.....But now I guess it's okay because we have low flow faucets and water saving toilets and SCIENCE and sh1t.

After a week of curing

 I really expected a lot more liquid.
The pork loin/Canadian bacon has some.

On #1 I cut the seal and added liquid Hickory smoke- because that's what I had. It kinda glugged in there, so I think it's going to be on the strong side.

The but/shoulder is dry.
I don't know if that's because I had it out and ready then resealed it in a vacuum bag because I needed a two digit read on the scale and couldn't use the one in the kitchen

I mean it's dry. 

The colors aren't as far apart as the camera makes it look, but I'll be hot smoking it then refrigerating part and freezing part, so I doubt there's that much wrong with it besides maybe taste.

Your MLK Monday Rule 5 puzzle

 

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So it begins

 Making bacon.

 After I finally got a digital scale that goes to two digits for the Prague #1 powder.
The first one is a Butt/shoulder  that hopefully will result in Buckboard bacon after I smoke it.

The other attempt is two pork loins of about four pounds each to hopefully get Canadian bacon out of it.

I had to wait for the scales because you don't want to use too much Prague powder/pink cure or whatever else you want to call it. luckily there's a  page for that.

On the second one I put in for 14 days- I'm going to try adding some liquid smoke and seal it back up, then finish it in the oven to see if there's any real difference between real smoke and liquid.

Your Monday Jan. 8 Rule 5 puzzle

 

And yes I noticed the trigger discipline.

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So SecDef Lloyed Austin was in the ICU for four days

 Before the Pentagon decided to let the White House know.

So we have Miley (who's probably still trying to find 'white rage') telling his ChiCom buddies that he'll give them a heads-up if his CiC decides to do something he disagrees with.

Now the Secretary of Defense was in the ICU for four days -and still in the hospital- before the Pentagon decided to let anyone in the White House know about it.

Maybe the danger to our Republick isn't Trump, MAGA, J-6ers or patriots- maybe it's a rouge DoD that thinks their chain of command only works when they want it to.

Your I forgot today was Monday Rule 5 puzzle

 

The big one below the fold~