Showing posts with label poll. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poll. Show all posts

Sunday, January 15, 2012

It's poll time again!

Which western could you watch more than twice in a day?
High Planes Drifter Open Range
The Good, The Bad, The Ugly On a Pale Horse
3:10 to Yuma
Trinity is still my name
Lonesome Dove   
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In our last poll I asked if you changed your vote after the last go-round. The answers were about what I expected- including the Paul-bots hitting him every time they could vote.
So the results were Still waiting the clear winner of the votes that mattered at 14 votes and 39%.
NO at 7 votes and 19% and yes at 2 and 6%.

As usual, you can still vote, but it won't count.

Saturday, January 07, 2012

Then there were six

Or five if you want consider actual Republicans* in the race.

Has your candidate changed with the recent shuffling of the deck?
Yes No I'm still waiting RON PAUL--Dooood!!!!!eleven!!!!   
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And in the last weekly poll that ended up being weeks long- our results are
two frontrunners separated by one vote between Gingrich at 24%/37 votes and "I'll Wait" at 23%/36 votes.

In the next tier we have a tie between Ron Paul and "Wasn't my guy at 20%/31 each.
Unsurprisingly since he couldn't pass money around here- Mittens came in last with 2%/3 votes.

As usual, you can still vote but it won't count.

* I meant real Republicans and not Obamas boy in China who's in this race for the Liberal vote.

Sunday, December 04, 2011

The Cain train

Now that the only real conservative with real-life business experience is gone-
If you were a Cain backer who will you get behind now?
Who will replace Cain as your choice?
I'll wait Bachmann Gingrich Paul Romney Santorum He wasn't my guy   
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Since I didn't make a post about the last poll, here's the link to the poll site. As usual, you can still vote, but it doesn't count anymore.

In our last poll we had 172 total votes and only three choices made a two digit number.
The candidate with the most people saying they would never vote for them was Mitt with 63 votes @ 37%, congrats Mitt Romney, you win the pie right above the choice for swallowing mouth-puke with 62 votes @36% and the Ross Perot of the Republican party- Ron Paul with a hearty 21 votes @12%.

Every one else was in the mid to low single digits which is about where I am.

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Candy is dandy...

Ready for the Halloween thing?

Our last poll was pretty well divided, like I hoped it would be between the three greediest groups I can think of- with a total of 81 votes distributed between Union thugs as a winner with 40% of the votes @ 32 then came The Gorical with 32% and 26 votes, followed closesly by the clueless #OWS clowns at 28% and 23 votes.
As usual, you can still vote, but it won't count.

Now, for Halloween we have this poll-
What do you do with hard candy/ toosie rolls?
Suck them, or lick them like they were designed to be. 
Lick or suck until you're bored then chew. 
Quit wasting time and get it done. 
I don't do hard candy.   
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Sunday, October 16, 2011

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good" -G. Gekko

Looking at these protesters and their union hacks who joined Obama and his Democrats trying to pull down America.
It's time for another poll.

Who is "greedier"?
Students who want you to pay for their $250K worthless degree 
Union thugs who want more money and bennies for less work 
Corporations who sell products to pay their shareholders 
Your grandma who bought stock in corporations- for the interest 
Al Gore and his Carbon Credits   
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The results of the last poll were pretty much evenly divided between the people who WANT a voice in the primaries 25 @42% and the usual flood of PaulBots 22 @37% with 17% saying not before April and the rest 5% saying it shouldn't start before March.
As usual, you can still vote, but it won't count.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Political polling again

Now we have a blow-out for the creepiest Dr. Who villain in the Weeping Angles at 55% an 18 Votes with The Empty Child asking 6 voters "Are you mu mummy?"

As always, you can vote here, but it won't count.



Which question will hurt more?
Which question will leave a mark?
How many people did Watergate kill? 
Who do you want to answer that 3 AM call? 
Is there more or less unemployment in the country than there was four years ago? Is America as respected throughout the world as it was? Are you better off than you were four years ago?   
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Yes, three of those questions DID come from Ronaldus Maximus.

Now if we can only get our candidate to remember how Reagan took the fight to the Dems...
Instead of "toning down the rhetoric" and having a "civil discourse with our friends across the aisle..." Gag. Me. John.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Tired of politics- newest poll

Our Ramen poll was pretty much evenly split between the ones who like their noodles whole (18/30%), halving the blocks (18/30%) and the smart asses/rich Liberals (15/25%) who said they didn't know what Ramen noodles were.

As usual, you can still vote, but it doesn't count.

So now, we'll go into the Whovian meme of your creepiest Dr. Who monsters.

Which DR. Who monster creeps you out the most?
Cybermen- don't rip out my brain and stuff it into a robot! 
The Daleks- "Exterminate!!!" The Vashta Nerada- this is why you're scared of the dark. 
The weeping angels- Don't BLINK! The Empty Child- "Are you my mummy?"   
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Cybermen
The Daleks
The Vashta Nerada
The weeping angels
The Empty Child

Monday, August 29, 2011

The new Obama diet- and a new POLL!

As I was making a meal of Raman noodles yesterday (.15/per pack $3.60 for a 24ct. carton) it hit me that soon more and more of our meals will turn out to be the stuff we ate when we were just getting started in life.

Because that's all we'll be able to afford.
So here's the new Raman noodle cooking poll:

How are you going to cook your Obama meal?
Break the noodles in half for easier eating 
Leave the entire block of noodles for more twisting and slurping. 
Just cover the noodles with water- too much dilutes the flavor. 
Like the plastic says- add flavors. 
What are raman noodles?   
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As far as the last weeks (and weeks) poll went, you didn't disappoint.
52%/ 33 votes Know the clowns in this government too well, and understand that we'll be looking at even higher taxes than we can afford right after the 2012 election.
And the rest of you still understand the way govt works and whatever you voted for, you know it's true, too.

Anyway, you can still vote- but as always it won't count anymore.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

So now we have a new debt committee

To replace the five that did nothing in the last three years.

We have six people who were fundamental in bringing this whole thing down on us.
And then we have six Republicans who are strong(ish) Tea Partyers.

So I guess that's a good reason for another poll of my astute readers.

What will the results be for Team Chapter 11?

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What will the newest Team Chapter 11 come up with for Americas financial future.
It'll be a stalemate.
Republicans want to STARVE old people and the needy!!!...AND blacks
They'll meet in private and talk about their squash scores at the exclusive Congerssional Club.
It'll end up like the dozens before them and offer some wishy-washy politalk It'll be forgotten about before the second week of november 2012 More taxes.
  

And as we all knew about the blow-out in the last poll- except for the two women and the Liberal who wanted HAL and the Kingfish--- Everyone with a pulse went for Kelly.
But as usual- you can still vote, but it doesn't count.

As an aside, I'm wondering if any bigger blogs might notice how accurate my dozen loyal readers are.

Tuesday, August 02, 2011

Now that ewe've been sold down the river

Pick your new overlords...because 'someone' has to take charge and make the hard decisions.
Who do you want to put America on the right track?

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Since the ones we voted for can't do it- who could do it better?
The computer creation Kelly LeBrock- Weird science HAL 9000- complete logic The Kanamits- who only want to serve man The Kingfish- Huey Long (or more of the same)   

To brush you up on these older references, we have The computer creation Kelly

HAL -the super computer responsible for human life

The Kanamits who wish only to serve man.

The Kingfish himself (and the same as we have now)

Saturday, July 09, 2011

Living on credit cards

Now that DeeCee is finally realizing there are actual limits to borrowing and spending money we don't have- what will the results be?

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What will be the result of budget negotiations?
We'll get a slightly higher debt ceiling, budget cuts and no new taxes 
We'll get a higher budget ceiling more taxes and budget cuts 
The Republicans will cave The Democrats will cave
Someone throws water on Nancy and we can watch her melt   


Last weeks poll about the biggest flack in political reportage was a blowout of Chrissie Matthews at 69% and 34 votes followed by the manly Rachel Madcow with 20% and 10 votes.

The Warlock gets to scramble his big goose egg.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Newest poll: BTO express

The Fox news mouthpiece Chris Wallace of the questionable eyes asked Michelle Bachman the question that will be the core of the LSM attacks on her for the next 15 months.
That question from the optically questionable Wallace was" "Are you a flake?"

So I guess we can make a poll of who is flakier than Michelle Bachman?

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Which so-called news anchor is flakier than Michelle Bachman?
Chrissie (tingles) matthews Rachel Madcow 
Jon Stewart Sgt. Ed Schultz 
The Warlock!   

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Mitt Romney, the 'unemployed' billionair

is still ahead in the Republican polls.He's the Godfather of ObamaKare
He thinks AGW is true science.
He's pro abortion.
He raised taxes in Mass by 3/4 of a billion dollars.

Why is he still on the top of the ticket in polls?
So, I guess that's out next poll-
Will you vote for Mitt if he's against Teh iWON?

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Would you vote for Mitt Romney if hes the Republican candidate?
Yes- we need to win back the White House
Third party I'll stay home 
Vote for every Republican BUT him Write-in   
NOTE- there are five choices this time...

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

The leadership poll

Since the previous one was pretty much a blowout for Rufus T. Firefly, we have a new and hopefully more divers poll.
Since we need someone with positive ideas for America- that's the question:

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Who has better ideas for America?
Rufus T. Firefly 
A girl (Margaret Thatcher) 
President "Gutsy Call" 0bama 
Fonzie   

Monday, June 06, 2011

A busy WWII week- poll

since both Midway and D-Day happened in this time frame two years apart, but were both turning points, out placeholder poll is the armed forces.
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In honor of those who were fighting this week 67 years ago. Which was your favorite TV show?
The Rat Patrol- Army
Baa-baa Black sheep- Marines
Victory at Sea- Navy
12 O'clock High- Air Force

To refresh your memory, or to show you what you youngsters missed:
The Rat Patrol.
Baa-baa Blacksheep.
Victory at Sea.
12 O'clock High.

Friday, June 03, 2011

The daily Weiner wagging

Since it doesn't look like it's going to die down any time soon, I guess we can have some fun with Anthony's wiener.

Because as Richard Nixon could tell you- it's not the act that burns you, it's the cover-up.

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Since he's not going away anytime soon- what's in the Liberal Anthony Wiener's future?
He ends up resigning
He doesn't get re-elected
He makes a speech on the house floor and gets a standing "O" ala Barney Franks prostitution ring
It'll be forgotten and he'll be the first Dem to demand a Rep resign when he does the same thing   

Monday, May 30, 2011

Weekly poll- The Sarah Show

No- I'm not talking about that Liberal semi-cute Jewish comedienne in Hollywood.
I'm talking about 'HER", and the fact that we can joyfully watch Liberals heads explode all week like she was Slim Whitman singing to the Martians.

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Will Sarah Palin run?
Yes- she'll be our Republican nominee
No- she won't get on the ballot
No- she'll be backing the candidate she thinks is best for America
No- she'll be out there laughing at Liberals wetting their pants about her maybe getting in.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Weekly poll- Newton

Until something better catches my interest:

When will Newt Gingrich bow out?
Never, he's the Energizer Bunny of the established, entitled political class.
After his money runs out.
When it dawns on him that he's becoming a laughing stock.
The next time he puts his foot in his mouth.
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Monday, May 16, 2011

Mayor Rahm Emanuel

in the revolving door that is the Chicago Machine; insider Rahm Emanuel is going to be sworn in as its Mayor today. (As opposed to the future where he will just be sworn in to be deposed...)

This is a break in the nepotism of the Daley machine that has been part of the stench of corruption that has been Chi-town since at least the civil war.

His predecessor, Richard Daley (the latest) left Rahm a little mess in the $700 Million of unfunded debt. So this gives us this weeks poll question:

How will mayor Rahm take care of Chicago's debt problem?
Get a White House Bailout from his friend Barry
Lean on the unions
Find a way to blame Republicans
Find a way to raise more taxes
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Friday, May 06, 2011

More unforseen results coming up

The ICP at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. want's to give the Libyan rebels some money.
In addition to that military aid heading to A'stan that my first poll which only resulted in two sets of answers for.
-As soon as they could load the plane (83%- 25 votes)
-A week (17% -5 votes)

So lets see how much better at predicting the future than those overpaid .GOV 'experts' in DeeCee:


0bama wants to give the Libyan rebels $30 Billion of Gaddafies frozen assets.
It'll be a 50/50 split between al Queda-Libya and aQ-the 'Stan

It'll be a 60/40 split between al Queda-Libya and aQ-the 'Stan

It'll be a 75/25 split between al Queda-Libya and aQ-the 'Stan

NONE! They're freedom fighters, it'll all stay in Libya!
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