The first one I thought of when I saw the article headline was:
SO where is Greenpeace and the rest of the Greenies?
The other title after I read further into it was:
Quick! Lets tax plastic.
Because "something" needs to be done about this second huge island of plastic they found in the Atlantic ocean. Let those greenies put their money where their mouths are and start cleaning it up- they've got a couple ships, and it would probably help the whales more than harassing Japanese whalers anyway. I'm sure once this is out in the general news, that all the usual Gaea worshipers (EarthFirst, Elf, the World Wildlife Fund,,,)will turn out in force to mitigate this blight on the earth.
The second title was that "something" needs to be done about it. Some .gov.org should take charge and use their nations resources to make it happen- Obowma is looking for something to polish his creds with our enemies. Why not throw a couple trillion dollars at it, AND since it's already been made- we can save millions of barrels of oil by recycling the existing plastic instead of MAKING more.
See, everybody wins.
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
I like how the picture they used has nothing to do with the story. It's on a beach in the Azores...
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