Obamas real message to the troops

You know that war you're fighting and I'm trying to lose?

Yeah about that- I need to take nine supply planes away from you because I need them to ferry my re-election flacks to all 57 states of the U.S.

I know you'll understand, or at least not say anything bad to the press.


Oh, don't worry about supplies....we'll be getting that Paki supply rout open any month now!




H/T zipwire