The thing that makes satire funny (if you understnd the concept)

Is that it's based on truth. As is most humor.

So that is why I'm bringing this to the front now:
...And wondering, in the aftermath of the Florida fiasco of 2000- WHY there is no paper trails in a lot of states(besides Texas where our paper ballots are fed into a scanner...to be promptly lost)


...AND just for those of the Lamestream Media who might wander over here on a tip-
The Onion is a satire site, not as you've reported before a legitimate news aggregater.
...Not that you'd really want this news out anyway- unless your Boy King loses in November...