Sunday, May 15, 2011

You call that chili?

Serves 6-8

1 large onion

1 green bell pepper

Several cloves of garlic

1 tablespoon olive oil

1 pound ground turkey or beef

1/4 teaspoon ground cumin

1/4 teaspoon ground oregano

1/4 teaspoon ground turmeric

1/4 teaspoon ground basil

1 tablespoon chili powder

3 tablespoons red wine vinegar

Several fresh tomatoes, depending on size (or

1 15-ounce can of diced tomatoes with juice)

1 (15 ounce) can red kidney beans

Dude- seriously- and I'm not even talking about the beans.

If you didn't know who's recipe this supposedly was...wouldn't you call that not much more than soup?

Seriously a QUARTER TEASPOON of spices? Our cats would turn their noses up at it because it was so bland. And what about those dairy products that you want to put on afterwards- doesn't MEchelle have something to say about that?

Wha's next from Pez. Everyman, a soup sandwich? -Oh, wait, that got made in 2010 in both Democrat controlled halves of Congress.

But then again, you are from maybe they think it's real chili. I'm surprised there are no noodles in it...


  1. Too bad he's an expert on how to make a crap sandwich.

  2. Wait till you see his new budget.

  3. "Wash the pepper, remove the seeds"

    Are you serious? LOL.