Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Happy Ramadan

Just thought I'd get that in early so you can prepare for the increased violence they'll be celebrating their month long "peacefull" religion with.

Eating, drinking and sexual intercourse are not allowed between dawn (fajr), and sunset (maghrib). During Ramadan, Muslims are also expected to put more effort into following the teachings of Islam by refraining from violence, anger, envy, greed, lust, angry and sarcastic retorts, and gossip. People are meant to try to get along with each other better than they normally might.

Unless, of course you're a Kafir, someone who's not moslem enough- or someon who is trying to bring the RoP into the 21st century- then you're fair game.

If one who does not fit into one of the exempt categories breaks the fast out of forgetfulness, the fast is still valid. If, however, one intentionally breaks the fast, that individual must continue fasting for the remainder of the day but then make up for the entire day later. If one breaks the fast through consensual sexual intercourse, the trangressor must make up for the day by fasting for sixty consecutive days.

Unless, of course you're a woman. Then you'll be tried and either gang raped or stoned to death.
Nice religion you have there moHAMmid.

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