Friday, December 16, 2011
I'm not watching the endless Republican debates
Because I don't like watching kids squabbling about minutia.
I read about them and get the general take on each candidate.
All (ok- most) of them have their reasons for my vote, but some are out and worth leaving that position blank on Nov. 6th.
After this last debate- Michele Bachman just plopped her butt down besides Romney and Paul. It's not the first time she's made up facts out of whole cloth and if we want a Chief Executive to lie on cue- we already have 0bama.
Except that the newsies would actually point out Michele's ...factual discrepancies.
I read about them and get the general take on each candidate.
All (ok- most) of them have their reasons for my vote, but some are out and worth leaving that position blank on Nov. 6th.
After this last debate- Michele Bachman just plopped her butt down besides Romney and Paul. It's not the first time she's made up facts out of whole cloth and if we want a Chief Executive to lie on cue- we already have 0bama.
Except that the newsies would actually point out Michele's ...factual discrepancies.
Craigslistings
You people who go to the jobs board of craigslist- the ones posting AVAILABLE jobs. You know the page.
Why do you think that putting your wanting a job there will get you one?
You just went through three pages where you agreed that this was only for posting available jobs- and asking for jobs was somewhere else.
Since you can't follow- or comprehend those simple instructions.
Even if (no, especially if) you're a third year college student.
WHY should anyone hire you since you just proved that you either CAN'T or WONT follow simple instructions?
Why do you think that putting your wanting a job there will get you one?
You just went through three pages where you agreed that this was only for posting available jobs- and asking for jobs was somewhere else.
Since you can't follow- or comprehend those simple instructions.
Even if (no, especially if) you're a third year college student.
WHY should anyone hire you since you just proved that you either CAN'T or WONT follow simple instructions?
Thursday, December 15, 2011
If anyone is using VISTA
And I feel sorry for you if you are.
You may be having spyware problems from a virus called Vista Antispyware 2012.
Go here for help removing it.
It's free and working on the wifes computer right now.
UPDATE-
You might want to find another vendor, because it'll find the problem- but to fix it you have to BUY the shit.
Maybe they're part of the same .org???
You may be having spyware problems from a virus called Vista Antispyware 2012.
It's free and working on the wifes computer right now.
UPDATE-
You might want to find another vendor, because it'll find the problem- but to fix it you have to BUY the shit.
Maybe they're part of the same .org???
Who ever thought this might not be controversial?
And no one stepped up and said- this crosses the line.
STOP IT!
This used to be illegal in most states.
Seems like if the Principle, his Assistant Principles and all those overpaid Administrative Aides didn't stop it- then THAT looks like a real good place to start cutting education costs...
Stolen from IoTW -who's usually got good stuff to steal.
STOP IT!
This used to be illegal in most states.
Seems like if the Principle, his Assistant Principles and all those overpaid Administrative Aides didn't stop it- then THAT looks like a real good place to start cutting education costs...
Stolen from IoTW -who's usually got good stuff to steal.
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
A Christmas message
That you will never hear a purported Christian leader say from 1600 Penna. Ave.
...I really wish we had a real man up there.
Merry Christmas back to you Benjamin
Via IoTW
...I really wish we had a real man up there.
Merry Christmas back to you Benjamin
Via IoTW
So, Harry reid doesn't believe in unicorns?
Or that millionaires create jobs?
Just because the Libs at NPR couldn't name any?
How about some right where you're at harry?
Sanfran Nan is worth over $40 million, her fellow California Commie Dian Feinstein is worth at least $25 million and Barbra Boxer is worth up to $5 million and involved in BoA. Ask them how many people they put to work in their canneries, hotels and banks.
What about Roland Burris? You know, the guy who finally made the winning bid on former 1/2 term Senator 0bamas Senate seat. He's worth about $1.5 million- ask him how many jobs he's created or saved in just the public sector union thugocracy.
Should I go on naming names on just your side?
Just because the Libs at NPR couldn't name any?
How about some right where you're at harry?
Sanfran Nan is worth over $40 million, her fellow California Commie Dian Feinstein is worth at least $25 million and Barbra Boxer is worth up to $5 million and involved in BoA. Ask them how many people they put to work in their canneries, hotels and banks.
What about Roland Burris? You know, the guy who finally made the winning bid on former 1/2 term Senator 0bamas Senate seat. He's worth about $1.5 million- ask him how many jobs he's created or saved in just the public sector union thugocracy.
Should I go on naming names on just your side?
@ NOT#occupythe train
This is what needs to happen more to the @99%OWS children.
It's in Scots, so you'll have to read the article, too:
Basically mouthy doosh kid only had a one way ticket -the other way and the conductor was telling him to get off.
He refused in a typical #OWS way until someone helped him.
LOLOLol
It's in Scots, so you'll have to read the article, too:
Basically mouthy doosh kid only had a one way ticket -the other way and the conductor was telling him to get off.
He refused in a typical #OWS way until someone helped him.
LOLOLol
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
How many people realize
That the 'workingmans tax break' that President Lightworker wants to extend.
Because it helps so many buy necessary things.
And it's the only thing keeping the economy from imploding...
Is worth about $15 a week? That's not even a tank of gas.
But President Everyman thinks it'll get him re-elected by helping those bitter clingers in flyover country get two six packs a week to drown their troubles.
Because it helps so many buy necessary things.
And it's the only thing keeping the economy from imploding...
Is worth about $15 a week? That's not even a tank of gas.
But President Everyman thinks it'll get him re-elected by helping those bitter clingers in flyover country get two six packs a week to drown their troubles.
Always know how high your load is
If you're not sure, measure it.
All underpasses are marked with their minimum height in black letters on a bright yellow sign.
Most trucks are 13' high or below. I've pulled some vans that were taller at 13'6"- but there was warnings you could see in your mirror. I also wrote it on my windshield.
There's also a driver job open in Delta, PA.
All underpasses are marked with their minimum height in black letters on a bright yellow sign.
Most trucks are 13' high or below. I've pulled some vans that were taller at 13'6"- but there was warnings you could see in your mirror. I also wrote it on my windshield.
There's also a driver job open in Delta, PA.
Monday, December 12, 2011
Before we go any farther
Who can identify this flag?
Does it bring any visceral reactions up?
I'm asking because people are having a hissy fit about another flag that they say represents all that's bad in old America.
That one flag represents slavery and should be banned- because they don't like it.
That would be this one:
But others say it represents history and shouldn't be censored.
But if you're going to ban the second one, then you should also ban this one- because it, too flew over a growing country who supported slavery even after the civil war.
Longer than the two dozens of flags that flew over the Confederacy.
Does it bring any visceral reactions up?
I'm asking because people are having a hissy fit about another flag that they say represents all that's bad in old America.
That one flag represents slavery and should be banned- because they don't like it.
That would be this one:
But others say it represents history and shouldn't be censored.
But if you're going to ban the second one, then you should also ban this one- because it, too flew over a growing country who supported slavery even after the civil war.
A quick question for y'all
Have you got a drivers license?
Drive any kind of four-wheeler (car, pick-up, SUV)?
Then you *REALLY* need to read this.
Believe me, you do- because I drive a big truck and have to put up with you every day, too.
UPDATE
North brought up crappy CDL drivers.
If you get around one who's driving badly- tailgating, lane jumping, trailer whipping....He's usually got a nice big name on his truck, get the cab number or the trailer number and note the time, date, hwy, location and direction of travel. when you can look up the company and e-mail or call and let them know what the driver was doing.
If for no other reason than insurance reasons.
I've written in about driving habits of some of our local haulers and noticed a change in attitude.
Of course mentioning that I have a CDL-A with X and T and don't like their trucks tailgating my pick-up when I'm in a restricted lane and doing 10 over might get their attention better...
Drive any kind of four-wheeler (car, pick-up, SUV)?
Then you *REALLY* need to read this.
Believe me, you do- because I drive a big truck and have to put up with you every day, too.
UPDATE
North brought up crappy CDL drivers.
If you get around one who's driving badly- tailgating, lane jumping, trailer whipping....He's usually got a nice big name on his truck, get the cab number or the trailer number and note the time, date, hwy, location and direction of travel. when you can look up the company and e-mail or call and let them know what the driver was doing.
If for no other reason than insurance reasons.
I've written in about driving habits of some of our local haulers and noticed a change in attitude.
Of course mentioning that I have a CDL-A with X and T and don't like their trucks tailgating my pick-up when I'm in a restricted lane and doing 10 over might get their attention better...
Did anyone bring chips?
This should be fun to watch. The mommas boys and over-educated slackers are planning on shutting down all the west coast ports and the union thugs don't want them to be.
Any guesses on who'll win the thug on dork violence?
Hope there's pics, but I have to got fuel equipment for those shovel-ready infrastructure jobs we already have started.
...with private money.
Any guesses on who'll win the thug on dork violence?
Hope there's pics, but I have to got fuel equipment for those shovel-ready infrastructure jobs we already have started.
...with private money.
Sunday, December 11, 2011
starting to like "Hell on Wheels"
At first I didn't, but it is as realistic as TeeWee is going to get now-a-days.
It shows how Credit Moblier is going to screw the .GOV just like every other entity that ever did business with them- with the willing collusion of elected officials.
An added bonus is Colm Meaney who plays Thomas Durant, the pusher of the most advanced transportation technology of the 19th century...just like he was fixing the most advanced transportation technology of the 25th century about twenty years before...
At least he's keeping it in the trade, huh?
It shows how Credit Moblier is going to screw the .GOV just like every other entity that ever did business with them- with the willing collusion of elected officials.
An added bonus is Colm Meaney who plays Thomas Durant, the pusher of the most advanced transportation technology of the 19th century...just like he was fixing the most advanced transportation technology of the 25th century about twenty years before...
At least he's keeping it in the trade, huh?
This could be a big reason for where we're at right now
Does anyone see anything odd about this first sentence?
The junior senator from Texas is decidedly unenthusiastic about the current state of the institution he joined nine years ago.
Here, let me help you-
The junior senator from Texas is decidedly unenthusiastic about the current state of the institution he joined nine years ago.
There, better?
The rest of James Taranto's spiel is about the need to pick up four seats in the Senate.
Actually it's five because Kay Bailey-Hutchison (says she) isn't running again.
Ummm,,,make that six, because I'm not going to vote for John Cornyn again, either. I asked for help following up on a Navy background check that would have taken about five minutes worth of calls from one of his overpaid aides, but got bupkis- so I'll be returning the favor next time around, and the time after that etc...
The junior senator from Texas is decidedly unenthusiastic about the current state of the institution he joined nine years ago.
Here, let me help you-
The junior senator from Texas is decidedly unenthusiastic about the current state of the institution he joined nine years ago.
There, better?
The rest of James Taranto's spiel is about the need to pick up four seats in the Senate.
Actually it's five because Kay Bailey-Hutchison (says she) isn't running again.
Ummm,,,make that six, because I'm not going to vote for John Cornyn again, either. I asked for help following up on a Navy background check that would have taken about five minutes worth of calls from one of his overpaid aides, but got bupkis- so I'll be returning the favor next time around, and the time after that etc...
They went there last night?
The Liberal 'moderators' of the debate brought up infidelity and leadership?
In what could have been the most devastating portion of the debate for Gingrich, a candidate now married to his third wife, the moderators asked whether someone who had cheated on a spouse could be trusted to run the country. Each candidate was given an opportunity to attack Gingrich on the issue before he could respond.
Seriously Dian Sawyer and Gerorge Snufalophigus?
Can I remind you how you defended this guy until you couldn't anymore?
GMAFB
In what could have been the most devastating portion of the debate for Gingrich, a candidate now married to his third wife, the moderators asked whether someone who had cheated on a spouse could be trusted to run the country. Each candidate was given an opportunity to attack Gingrich on the issue before he could respond.
Seriously Dian Sawyer and Gerorge Snufalophigus?
Can I remind you how you defended this guy until you couldn't anymore?
GMAFB
Following the newest Democrate meme
WOAI 1200AM the talk radio station in San Antonio (which plays a majority of conservative programs) has declaired El Paso the safest big city in the United States.
They don't say WHO decided that, but it works with the sanctuary city propaganda. Being that there were only five murders there in the last year as opposed to 3,000 across the river in Juarez, Mexico.
So- naturally El Paso is a shining example of why allowing illegals to wander around freely is good- because they're not afraid to talk to 'la ley'. . . as opposed to Juarez where they're ALL legal and should be able to report anything- right?
El Paso is considered a 'Sanctuary City,' where police don't ask individuals they come into contact with about their immigration status.
"Programs which put local law enforcement to work for federal immigration agencies are notorious for driving a wedge between the immigrant community and police," the Border Network's Cristina Parker said. "The major law enforcement executives from every large city and county in Texas have made it clear that community security suffers when immigrant communities stop cooperating with local police."
So, all sanctuary cities are examples of low crime? Since illegals are ready to talk to the cops? Houston is a sanctuary city, so is Austin, Dallas and San Antonio- just in Texas.
I'd also like to remind The Border Network for Human Rights that those bastions of peace, love and safety called LA, Oakland, Detroit and Philly are ALL sanctuary cities too.
They don't say WHO decided that, but it works with the sanctuary city propaganda. Being that there were only five murders there in the last year as opposed to 3,000 across the river in Juarez, Mexico.
So- naturally El Paso is a shining example of why allowing illegals to wander around freely is good- because they're not afraid to talk to 'la ley'. . . as opposed to Juarez where they're ALL legal and should be able to report anything- right?
El Paso is considered a 'Sanctuary City,' where police don't ask individuals they come into contact with about their immigration status.
"Programs which put local law enforcement to work for federal immigration agencies are notorious for driving a wedge between the immigrant community and police," the Border Network's Cristina Parker said. "The major law enforcement executives from every large city and county in Texas have made it clear that community security suffers when immigrant communities stop cooperating with local police."
So, all sanctuary cities are examples of low crime? Since illegals are ready to talk to the cops? Houston is a sanctuary city, so is Austin, Dallas and San Antonio- just in Texas.
I'd also like to remind The Border Network for Human Rights that those bastions of peace, love and safety called LA, Oakland, Detroit and Philly are ALL sanctuary cities too.
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Three elections the Democrats won't be able to steal?
Because the three new Congressional districts are going to be decided by the US Supreme Court- in a blow to Democrat machinations of the legal system.
The court issued a brief order late Friday that applies to electoral maps drawn by federal judges in San Antonio for the Texas Legislature and Congress that would have ensured (ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS) minorities made up the majority in three additional Texas congressional districts. The justices said they will hear arguments on Jan. 9.
The (Democrat appointed)judges issued the new maps for the 2012 election in Texas after a lawsuit was filed in San Antonio over redistricting maps drawn by the GOP-led. The maps were to remain in place until the lawsuit was resolved.
...Just like TEN YEARS AGO when they tried to steal those new congressional districts for (illegal) 'Latino' voters. This year it's more of the same Democrat interference under color of law.
Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst said the court's decision shows the federal judges in San Antonio "overreached and displayed judicial activism inconsistent with federal law and contrary to the intent of the Legislature."
As usual when you have Liberals on the bench.
State Rep. Trey Martinez Fischer, the leader of the Mexican-American Legislative Caucus, which participated in the San Antonio lawsuit, said it was "deeply concerned" about the potential disruption of the 2012 election schedule.
"Our resolve remains stronger than ever and our commitment to minority voting rights unwavering," he said in a statement. "If there ever was a textbook case of Voting Rights Act violations, this is it. We look forward to making our case before the United States Supreme Court."
Lawmakers redraw districts every 10 years to reflect changes in population reported by the census, and Texas is adding four U.S. House seats based on population gains in the 2010 census. Texas' Republican-controlled Legislature drew up new maps earlier this year (just like Democrats do when they're in charge- it's in the Constitution), but minority groups sued in federal court in San Antonio, claiming the plan didn't reflect the growth in the state's Hispanic and black populations.
Because most are ILLEGAL and can't legally vote?
The San Antonio court issued new maps while it decided the case. The judges reasoned that the state would be unable to hold elections without the temporary maps.
...And we might even be able to force an election based on them!
Farging Democrats have always been trying to steal elections in Texas, either from voter intimidation (The Klan) to actually murdering people over ballot boxes.
The court issued a brief order late Friday that applies to electoral maps drawn by federal judges in San Antonio for the Texas Legislature and Congress that would have ensured (ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS) minorities made up the majority in three additional Texas congressional districts. The justices said they will hear arguments on Jan. 9.
The (Democrat appointed)judges issued the new maps for the 2012 election in Texas after a lawsuit was filed in San Antonio over redistricting maps drawn by the GOP-led. The maps were to remain in place until the lawsuit was resolved.
...Just like TEN YEARS AGO when they tried to steal those new congressional districts for (illegal) 'Latino' voters. This year it's more of the same Democrat interference under color of law.
Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst said the court's decision shows the federal judges in San Antonio "overreached and displayed judicial activism inconsistent with federal law and contrary to the intent of the Legislature."
As usual when you have Liberals on the bench.
State Rep. Trey Martinez Fischer, the leader of the Mexican-American Legislative Caucus, which participated in the San Antonio lawsuit, said it was "deeply concerned" about the potential disruption of the 2012 election schedule.
"Our resolve remains stronger than ever and our commitment to minority voting rights unwavering," he said in a statement. "If there ever was a textbook case of Voting Rights Act violations, this is it. We look forward to making our case before the United States Supreme Court."
Lawmakers redraw districts every 10 years to reflect changes in population reported by the census, and Texas is adding four U.S. House seats based on population gains in the 2010 census. Texas' Republican-controlled Legislature drew up new maps earlier this year (just like Democrats do when they're in charge- it's in the Constitution), but minority groups sued in federal court in San Antonio, claiming the plan didn't reflect the growth in the state's Hispanic and black populations.
Because most are ILLEGAL and can't legally vote?
The San Antonio court issued new maps while it decided the case. The judges reasoned that the state would be unable to hold elections without the temporary maps.
...And we might even be able to force an election based on them!
Farging Democrats have always been trying to steal elections in Texas, either from voter intimidation (The Klan) to actually murdering people over ballot boxes.
The Euro is heading for an explosive crash
MF Global lost Billions of dollars of client money- and the Democrat former Senator and Ex-Governor of New Jersey doesn't know where it went.
Why is this man smiling?
...Because he made over $8 Billion last year.
...because he's been dealing in questionable currency trades since he was turning in his own people to the NAZIS in Hungary and Poland- and came out very comfortable because of it.
Why is this man smiling?
...Because he made over $8 Billion last year.
...because he's been dealing in questionable currency trades since he was turning in his own people to the NAZIS in Hungary and Poland- and came out very comfortable because of it.
Friday, December 09, 2011
Does anyone remember, way back
...So far back that it's ancient history now.
But at one time Micheal Jackson wasn't white.
REALLY!
See!
He got his skin bleached and his body surgically changed.
But it didn't affect his genes.
So how can a black guy really be expected to produce half of this? Seriously?
But at one time Micheal Jackson wasn't white.
REALLY!
See!
He got his skin bleached and his body surgically changed.
But it didn't affect his genes.
So how can a black guy really be expected to produce half of this? Seriously?
Food pr()n
Don't look, ladies- or you will have committed the sin of ....ummmmm....disobeying a fatwa from some mouth breathing muslimb 'scholar'.
..Because we 'know' it turns you on, and in muslimb-land, that's a bad thing...because it takes time away from the goatze.
Omens
Do you believe in them?
On this current job that really turned out to be NOT how it was presented, and with less pay and hours than was presented -gave me am omen within 2 miles of leaving my interview. I almost got T-boned by some Mexican creeping through a stop sign.
..Should have said no.
This new one.
I left the house at 5:30 to take a trencher down to Carrizo Springs and got back to the yard about noon (some 300 miles). Ran fuel to the equipment that needed it and didn't get a chance to leave early.
I filled up my truck in San Antonio and high-tailed it to Gonzalas for a piss test for the new job.
I got there (75 miles from fill-up and 95 minutes) 10 minutes too late for the sample people to take a sample on Friday. Because it's Friday and even if the sign says 5:00PM- that's not 'really' right (smile).
Ok, I'm learning- called them up andregretfully told them that I'm not going to make another 200 mile trip just to pee in a bottle.
Especially if I'm the one paying for gas.
I got home at about 7:10 tonight.
On this current job that really turned out to be NOT how it was presented, and with less pay and hours than was presented -gave me am omen within 2 miles of leaving my interview. I almost got T-boned by some Mexican creeping through a stop sign.
..Should have said no.
This new one.
I left the house at 5:30 to take a trencher down to Carrizo Springs and got back to the yard about noon (some 300 miles). Ran fuel to the equipment that needed it and didn't get a chance to leave early.
I filled up my truck in San Antonio and high-tailed it to Gonzalas for a piss test for the new job.
I got there (75 miles from fill-up and 95 minutes) 10 minutes too late for the sample people to take a sample on Friday. Because it's Friday and even if the sign says 5:00PM- that's not 'really' right (smile).
Ok, I'm learning- called them up and
Especially if I'm the one paying for gas.
I got home at about 7:10 tonight.
Well, swat my momma and call me a car...
John Corzine the DEMOCRAT former Senator and Ex-Governor of New Jersey says they can't find the money their clients lost in MF Global.
He says he's "stunned" because they looked everywhere. Even under the couch cushions and in the old suits hanging in the closet.
As usual, we won't be hearing about this in the MSM as we would if it were say--ENRON or Bernie Madoff, because Libs always go out of their way to protect their own, right Global Crossing?
Now, you all play nice, I'm off to deliver a trencher to Carrizo Springs.
He says he's "stunned" because they looked everywhere. Even under the couch cushions and in the old suits hanging in the closet.
As usual, we won't be hearing about this in the MSM as we would if it were say--ENRON or Bernie Madoff, because Libs always go out of their way to protect their own, right Global Crossing?
Now, you all play nice, I'm off to deliver a trencher to Carrizo Springs.
Thursday, December 08, 2011
What happened to the magical anti-gun spell?
Isn't that what they did the last time they had a shooter at VA Tech?
They made it doubly unlawful to carry a gun on campus, so no-one would be able to ever do it again- until today.
They made it doubly unlawful to carry a gun on campus, so no-one would be able to ever do it again- until today.
I hope Eric Holder realizes
That in real life- Joe McCarthy was right about the Communist threat.
Not the way you Liberals whitewash that entire history.
But what do you care? Hollywood is still full of anti-American socialists and the Federal bureaucracy is full of fellow travelers working to pie any conservative idea and being protected by unions.
Not the way you Liberals whitewash that entire history.
But what do you care? Hollywood is still full of anti-American socialists and the Federal bureaucracy is full of fellow travelers working to pie any conservative idea and being protected by unions.
Wednesday, December 07, 2011
Zero tolerance sucks, doesn't it Principle Bostic?
See, that principle is the one who suspended a little black kid for calling a teacher 'cute'. I haven't seen a pic of the teacher in question, but being as Principle Bostic holds a high position in a (usually) extremely Liberal calling- that the teacher is white (hence the over-reaction to keep the darky in his place).
But anyway, Karma came calling, and someone is taking early retirement because of it.
The best line of the entire article...
"One mistake in 44 years, and I'm not given the benefit of the doubt. I really don't believe I was treated fairly,"
That's ok principle- I'm sure there are plenty of people you railroaded that would say the same thing.
But anyway, Karma came calling, and someone is taking early retirement because of it.
The best line of the entire article...
"One mistake in 44 years, and I'm not given the benefit of the doubt. I really don't believe I was treated fairly,"
That's ok principle- I'm sure there are plenty of people you railroaded that would say the same thing.
70 years ago today
We got suckerpunched-
Then we fought TWO wars the way they should have been fought and won decisively-
We didn't "Seize" anything. There was no Imperialism in doing the right thing.
Then we used our money and aide to help our fallen foes and turn them into vibrant economies.
That's the last time we fought a war to win.
Then we fought TWO wars the way they should have been fought and won decisively-
We didn't "Seize" anything. There was no Imperialism in doing the right thing.
Then we used our money and aide to help our fallen foes and turn them into vibrant economies.
That's the last time we fought a war to win.
Just out of curiosity
Does anyone have and use OnStar?
I've been wondering for a while- why would anyone pay for that? If you listen to the radio commercials and their fake scripts. It makes me wonder if those operators really sound all warbely and distorted, like they're bouncing off seven satellites to get to the PD across town.
OS: "HellO PD tHIs iS ONstAR CaLLinG AbouT a SevEn yeAr olD kiD WhO sAys hiS Mom Is fREaking hIm oUT By drIVing sO CApPiLLy."
Officer Obie: Hello, son- I understand that you mom is a hazard right now.
Billy:" YEs oFFiCER obIE, Her eYEs arE gLAssy and SHe keEPs tRYinG tO SWalLOw hEr tONGue!
I'M oNLy SEVeN YeARs OLd!"
Officer Obie: "Is she a Diabetic?Or is she some kind of drug addled maniac?"
Billy;"YeS."
Officer Obie:" OK, Billy -we'll have someone ther in a jiffy."
W00p-wOOP.
Billy:"YaY! tHE poLICe arE HeRE!"
OnStar:" THanK yoU OfFIcer oBIe for PuTTinG up wITh my CrAPpy lANDlINe so We CAn shOW oFf hoW We SuCk as A SerVIce ProvIDer."
Doesn't seven year old Billy who programs everything electronic at home know how to call 911?
And why would you pay to get OnStar installed so the .GOV can track you wherever you go....and volunteer to pay them for the privilege?
I've been wondering for a while- why would anyone pay for that? If you listen to the radio commercials and their fake scripts. It makes me wonder if those operators really sound all warbely and distorted, like they're bouncing off seven satellites to get to the PD across town.
OS: "HellO PD tHIs iS ONstAR CaLLinG AbouT a SevEn yeAr olD kiD WhO sAys hiS Mom Is fREaking hIm oUT By drIVing sO CApPiLLy."
Officer Obie: Hello, son- I understand that you mom is a hazard right now.
Billy:" YEs oFFiCER obIE, Her eYEs arE gLAssy and SHe keEPs tRYinG tO SWalLOw hEr tONGue!
I'M oNLy SEVeN YeARs OLd!"
Officer Obie: "Is she a Diabetic?
Billy;"YeS."
Officer Obie:" OK, Billy -we'll have someone ther in a jiffy."
W00p-wOOP.
Billy:"YaY! tHE poLICe arE HeRE!"
OnStar:" THanK yoU OfFIcer oBIe for PuTTinG up wITh my CrAPpy lANDlINe so We CAn shOW oFf hoW We SuCk as A SerVIce ProvIDer."
Doesn't seven year old Billy who programs everything electronic at home know how to call 911?
And why would you pay to get OnStar installed so the .GOV can track you wherever you go....and volunteer to pay them for the privilege?
Tuesday, December 06, 2011
I aim to please
You didn't like Leeanns Matrix #5
How about "Die Hard" in 30 seconds?
...With bunnies!!
Or "Sweet child of mine" in strings?
How about "Die Hard" in 30 seconds?
...With bunnies!!
Or "Sweet child of mine" in strings?
Monday, December 05, 2011
If this doosh showed up at my bar
First of all he probably wouldn't because I usually do my outside drinking at a VFW or American Legion hall...
But if I were somewhere else...
I'd have to ask the bartender for the cheapest tap beer they had in a plastic cup.....
But if I were somewhere else...
I'd have to ask the bartender for the cheapest tap beer they had in a plastic cup.....
Sunday, December 04, 2011
First it's Gun Runner
and the ATF, FBI, et al giving Mexican drug dealers weapons, now it's the DEA laundering money for those same cartels.
What's next, importing underage hookers by the HHS?
What's next, importing underage hookers by the HHS?
Why is it...
That since the iWON took over in DeeCee, that we no longer have 18 million illegals, but only 11 million from the mouths of politicians on both sides? (Michell Bachman last night)
I know the economy sucks, but did almost 50% go back to mexico?
OR, is someone playing with numbers for political games?
I know the economy sucks, but did almost 50% go back to mexico?
OR, is someone playing with numbers for political games?
The Cain train
Now that the only real conservative with real-life business experience is gone-
If you were a Cain backer who will you get behind now?
Since I didn't make a post about the last poll, here's the link to the poll site. As usual, you can still vote, but it doesn't count anymore.
In our last poll we had 172 total votes and only three choices made a two digit number.
The candidate with the most people saying they would never vote for them was Mitt with 63 votes @ 37%, congrats Mitt Romney, you win the pie right above the choice for swallowing mouth-puke with 62 votes @36% and the Ross Perot of the Republican party- Ron Paul with a hearty 21 votes @12%.
Every one else was in the mid to low single digits which is about where I am.
If you were a Cain backer who will you get behind now?
Since I didn't make a post about the last poll, here's the link to the poll site. As usual, you can still vote, but it doesn't count anymore.
In our last poll we had 172 total votes and only three choices made a two digit number.
The candidate with the most people saying they would never vote for them was Mitt with 63 votes @ 37%, congrats Mitt Romney, you win the pie right above the choice for swallowing mouth-puke with 62 votes @36% and the Ross Perot of the Republican party- Ron Paul with a hearty 21 votes @12%.
Every one else was in the mid to low single digits which is about where I am.
Saturday, December 03, 2011
A great rant
Epic, even from a guest blogger at Blonde Sagacity.
So this is the middle of an answer to the D.Koz about why Joe and Josephine six-pac booed the First Wookie at NASCAR;
~snip~
And please Liberals, spare me all the feigned outrage. I'm still being nicer to Michele than you were Bristol Palin.
Yeah it's personal and mean, and we don't care. In case you haven't figured it out progressives, we're so over being nice to you. When this Presidency began, I had some differences of opinion with the President and his entourage but it wasn't personal. As the years and arrogance out of the administration went on however... well frankly I've grown to just not like these people. Bill Clinton? I don't agree with him but I could have a beer with that guy. Not these folks. If the President offered to have a beer with me I'd turn him down. I don't like him, his staff, or his family... or his politics. I think he's a prick, and I don't care for his wife either. Clinton was a real guy... god love him... ruthless, cunning, salacious, but a real guy. The Obama's are not, they're the quintessential limousine liberals. Arrogant elites looking down at "bitter clingers" like me. Well Obamas, thanks but no thanks. Go away. Think about it. You can see Bill Clinton at that NASCAR race, chilly dog and big gulp in hand, hitting on the track girls having a ball... and you know he'd be the life of the party. Bill's lost some weight and all, but when he gets in the moment you know he'd be eating a turkey leg and eyeing the beer bong. The Obama's would be meticulously trying not to shake too many hands to avoid getting dirty. Clinton would be giving you a drunken hug.
The Obama's are over scripted, hyped, handled and fake. People hate a fake, and loath an arrogant one.
Straight from the fingers of Free0352.
Gawd, I wish I could write like that.
So this is the middle of an answer to the D.Koz about why Joe and Josephine six-pac booed the First Wookie at NASCAR;
~snip~
And please Liberals, spare me all the feigned outrage. I'm still being nicer to Michele than you were Bristol Palin.
Yeah it's personal and mean, and we don't care. In case you haven't figured it out progressives, we're so over being nice to you. When this Presidency began, I had some differences of opinion with the President and his entourage but it wasn't personal. As the years and arrogance out of the administration went on however... well frankly I've grown to just not like these people. Bill Clinton? I don't agree with him but I could have a beer with that guy. Not these folks. If the President offered to have a beer with me I'd turn him down. I don't like him, his staff, or his family... or his politics. I think he's a prick, and I don't care for his wife either. Clinton was a real guy... god love him... ruthless, cunning, salacious, but a real guy. The Obama's are not, they're the quintessential limousine liberals. Arrogant elites looking down at "bitter clingers" like me. Well Obamas, thanks but no thanks. Go away. Think about it. You can see Bill Clinton at that NASCAR race, chilly dog and big gulp in hand, hitting on the track girls having a ball... and you know he'd be the life of the party. Bill's lost some weight and all, but when he gets in the moment you know he'd be eating a turkey leg and eyeing the beer bong. The Obama's would be meticulously trying not to shake too many hands to avoid getting dirty. Clinton would be giving you a drunken hug.
The Obama's are over scripted, hyped, handled and fake. People hate a fake, and loath an arrogant one.
Straight from the fingers of Free0352.
Gawd, I wish I could write like that.
One more reason NOT to vote for Mittens
The elitist Senator from Alaska Lisa Murkowski has endorsed Mitt Romneycare.
...And he's proud of it:
Mitt Romney: “I am proud to announce the support of Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski. I look forward to working with her to expand Alaska’s energy production, bring jobs back to the state, and help get our country on the right track again.”
Straight from the people who know her best comes this truthful statement:
muzungu December 2nd 11:45 A.M (Anchorage Daily News):
Oh boy, what a surprise --- the kneejerk pro-status-quo, pro-everything-Establishment Lisa "Daddy, I want a Senate seat!" Murkowski has endorsed the most rabidly pro-status-quo of all the Republican presidential candidates. Color me unsurprised. That woman, and her chosen candidate, represents EVERYTHING that is wrong with American politics today --- a blinkered, power-pandering, self-interested, public-be-damned, short-sighted devotion to furthering the interests of the corrupt and sociopathic financial and political elite above all else.
AND this news on top of finding out that one of the few remaining Republican candidates let the MSM win by bringing up 1996 tactics of personal destruction.
I guess that $100 bill you drug though those trailer parks was a good investment this time Rahm.
...And he's proud of it:
Mitt Romney: “I am proud to announce the support of Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski. I look forward to working with her to expand Alaska’s energy production, bring jobs back to the state, and help get our country on the right track again.”
Straight from the people who know her best comes this truthful statement:
muzungu December 2nd 11:45 A.M (Anchorage Daily News):
Oh boy, what a surprise --- the kneejerk pro-status-quo, pro-everything-Establishment Lisa "Daddy, I want a Senate seat!" Murkowski has endorsed the most rabidly pro-status-quo of all the Republican presidential candidates. Color me unsurprised. That woman, and her chosen candidate, represents EVERYTHING that is wrong with American politics today --- a blinkered, power-pandering, self-interested, public-be-damned, short-sighted devotion to furthering the interests of the corrupt and sociopathic financial and political elite above all else.
AND this news on top of finding out that one of the few remaining Republican candidates let the MSM win by bringing up 1996 tactics of personal destruction.
I guess that $100 bill you drug though those trailer parks was a good investment this time Rahm.
I guess this needs to be banned next
That was my second thought.
My first thought was "I'm surprised that it's not taking off their shoulders."
More at The Blaze (with an annoying pop-up that makes me not want to go there again- GLENN)
My first thought was "I'm surprised that it's not taking off their shoulders."
More at The Blaze (with an annoying pop-up that makes me not want to go there again- GLENN)
So... We can expect a lawsuit at anytime
For Kali bypassing Federal immigration laws, right? Just like they did to Arizona, Arkansas,
Because only the Fed should be deciding what to do about illegals.
And I suppose that instead of cutting off their US taxpayer money- we'll see the Democrat controlled Senate increase the free money so they can 'integrate' them better.
Ummmm....why do they think only 1 million 'undocumented guest workers' and 'Latin tourists' will be moving there for the free goodies? But, then again there's that law of unintended consequences that I somehow always seem to call before it happens.
Because only the Fed should be deciding what to do about illegals.
And I suppose that instead of cutting off their US taxpayer money- we'll see the Democrat controlled Senate increase the free money so they can 'integrate' them better.
Ummmm....why do they think only 1 million 'undocumented guest workers' and 'Latin tourists' will be moving there for the free goodies? But, then again there's that law of unintended consequences that I somehow always seem to call before it happens.
For all of you gunnies
Who know more than me...
What is "steel investment" , and is that good on a pistol?
BTW North- here's a good gunblog I didn't see on your list.
What is "steel investment" , and is that good on a pistol?
BTW North- here's a good gunblog I didn't see on your list.
Friday, December 02, 2011
If you committed perjury by mail- or whatever they call it
Do you think you'd be able to just..."withdraw" it nine months later?
You know, like it never happened and no-one even saw it to do any expensive work to do research on it.
Under fire for losing track of weapons that turned up at crime scenes along the Southwest border, the Justice Department has taken the extraordinary step of formally withdrawing an inaccurate letter about the episode that it sent to Congress earlier this year.
Because we're not just breaking laws for a political aim- we're incompetent to boot.
Misleading Congress can be a prosecutable offense if a person who makes the statements knows they are false. But Attorney General Eric Holder has told lawmakers that so far he has no evidence anyone intended to deceive them. The matter remains under investigation not only by Republicans in Congress but also the Justice Department's inspector general.
Yes! Get Inspector Clouseau on the case immediately.
.... NINE months. That's as long as a fetus is in the womb -if you're not a Liberal.
You know, like it never happened and no-one even saw it to do any expensive work to do research on it.
Under fire for losing track of weapons that turned up at crime scenes along the Southwest border, the Justice Department has taken the extraordinary step of formally withdrawing an inaccurate letter about the episode that it sent to Congress earlier this year.
Because we're not just breaking laws for a political aim- we're incompetent to boot.
Misleading Congress can be a prosecutable offense if a person who makes the statements knows they are false. But Attorney General Eric Holder has told lawmakers that so far he has no evidence anyone intended to deceive them. The matter remains under investigation not only by Republicans in Congress but also the Justice Department's inspector general.
Yes! Get Inspector Clouseau on the case immediately.
.... NINE months. That's as long as a fetus is in the womb -if you're not a Liberal.
Speaking of environmentalists and hippies
How many of the people in this video do you think are making policy now?
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