Monday, October 31, 2011

OSHA and workers safety

There are reasons to have back-up alarms.
The construction site is busy and noisy, people are concentrating on their own jobs and don't always see what's coming at them, so in answer to PISSED here are some things that need back-up alarms.

Dump trucks

Back hoes

Man lifts

However, there are some things that need warnings, but are not mandated to have back-up alarms, this, which I just cannot bring myself to show on this blog- is one of them.

It sucks when facts get in the way

I was all ready to dump on the muslim students at the Catholic University of America, and to actually put a bet down that the trouble making Islamists were Somalis.

But, when you actually do about .5 seconds of goggle-foo, you find the truth.
That being that some Liberal prof took it upon himself to sue for the students who had no problem with the arrangements at the university.

...but professor John Banzhaf said he filed the complaint with the city based on the article and had not received any complaints from Muslim students.


~snip~
Banzhaf is known for filing dozens of human rights complaints, including those alleging discrimination against women and non-smokers. His Web site declares that he’s called “the Area’s Best-Known ‘Radical’ Law Professor.”

So, tell me how this isn't racially motivated

You have a black guy who was accused of being a sexual predator and the MSM went nuts on it.

You had a white guy going farther in the sexual predator area up to and including rape- and the MSM ignored it until they couldn't anymore, and then decided the white guys personal life didn't affect his public job performance. So just drop it, ok!?!

Now we have another black guy accused of...something 20 years ago and the MSM want to try making a huge scandal out of it.

So, if you were a liberal with their well honed sense of racial equality, you'd have to be outraged at the blatant racis............. Oh, Clarence Thomas and Herman Cain are conservative-

Sunday, October 30, 2011

There are times when you trust technology

And then there are times when technology is going to eat you up and spit you out like a fish bone.

I think those haX0rz over at Anonomous are going to find out that technology is not their friend when the people they are f*cking with get a trace their routings.

And the .GOVS and a.COMS are not going to cut off their heads after torturing them to death like the Zetas they're now targeting.

Good luck there Anonymous- hope your moms basement is teargas proof.

The Walking Dead

Shane is a real POS isn't he?

I thought- when he was doing Lori- he told Carl (the son) he was a Cajun.
In this weeks episode- Rick told Lori about growing up with Shane.


I think I'd pass if there was any recon needed if Shane offered to help...


UPDATE-
Monday

In every school I've been at- there are at least two or three big (moving box) sized gas meters around the gym and mechanical room. Even if the gas was shut down, there would be residual pressure in the mains. A shotgun blast to the main regulator would flood the area with gas- add a flair and POOF! zombie flambe.

-Or you could just shoot your partner in the knee...

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Candy is dandy...

Ready for the Halloween thing?

Our last poll was pretty well divided, like I hoped it would be between the three greediest groups I can think of- with a total of 81 votes distributed between Union thugs as a winner with 40% of the votes @ 32 then came The Gorical with 32% and 26 votes, followed closesly by the clueless #OWS clowns at 28% and 23 votes.
As usual, you can still vote, but it won't count.

Now, for Halloween we have this poll-
What do you do with hard candy/ toosie rolls?
Suck them, or lick them like they were designed to be. 
Lick or suck until you're bored then chew. 
Quit wasting time and get it done. 
I don't do hard candy.   
pollcode.com free polls 

This is one reason Ron Paul won't be elected

No matter how much sense he makes, his Paulbots will end up making peoples decisions for them.

Trying to make a point about foreign policy, Cain was loudly interrupted by spectators in the crowd waving Ron Paul signs and yelling, “That is absurd.”


~snip~
Moments later, Cain was interrupted again while making a point about the Federal Reserve. One of Rep. Ron Paul’s signature positions is eliminating that organization.

Not to mention the Paul signs up in trees, on speed limit signs, guard rails...

Advertising my mistakes

So you don't have to relearn them- for free!

If you decide to make a batch of split pea soup and don't have any potatoes, it's ok to substitute with a couple Tater-tots.

Just don't use an entire potato worth of them, or they'll act like corn starch (or your favorite thickening agent).

Even G0D doesn't like the #OWS cretins

People are getting almost as tired of the fawning and censored MSM coverage as they are of "Pass this bill!", but G0D is finding a way to end it without violence.

Your 'Valley Forge moment' indeed- like you'd EVAR have the intestinal fortitude to do without your i-pod for an hour.

From the signhangers uinternational #4875467

Because we just put them up, we don't read them.

Let me fix that title for you, cBS

to make it more truthful, it should read:

ATF gunwalker update: Eric Holder to testify lie on Fast and Furious


There- all fixed.
Because we know Hillary explained how to answer those uncomfortable questions without being accused of perjury.

Friday, October 28, 2011

Halloween, huh?

BOO!

It's a good start

A brand new factory authorized `65 Mustang body for only $15K.


The problem is, now you have to find the rest.


I'll wait until they come out with the `68 Bronco, though...

Thursday, October 27, 2011

I have to admit that I didn't watch it

And I don't plan on either watching or reading too much about the Hillary! deposition on the House.

I really don't have to because I remember the last time she was up there, and her answers will be a variation on-
  • I don't remember
  • not to my knowledge
  • that is not how I remember it
  • It's the fault of those bimbos
  • China? We never got special treatment for Loral
  • You right wingers are still out to get Bill!
  • It must have been some underling
Did I miss any?

There oughtta be an App for that

Or-
Good news on the copyright infringement trolls.
You remember them? Righthaven- the group that formed to strong-arm payments from bloggers who sent eyeballs to their client sites.
Yeah, well they got slapped with an order to pay $119,488 in attorney's fees and costs in its failed lawsuit against former federal prosecutor Thomas DiBiase.

And they're fixing to get hit with a bigger award from the disgusting site the DU (which will remain linkless)

Now..about that app- someone needs to compile a list of all Righthavens clients so that no blogger accidentally sends them a link.
You know, add a widget to Blogger, so it automatically sends a warning if the link goes to say the Las Vegas Review-Journal....

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Watch out Oakland PD

or else suffer the wrath of Pokiemanism

...or something-


AND watch out- he has handcuffs and knows how to use them...

Sorry about not getting the name right Pokie, didn't see the distinctive superhero costume.


,,,Guess mom was washing it that night, huh?

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

The times, they are a changing

..or not.

But in the spirit of the `60's engendered by the smelly hippies who want the same as the ones leading the DNC did 50 years ago...
Go here and lets start a movement- just stick your head into his comments and say "You can get anything you want at Alice's restUrant..."

Because if I did it, and you do it, and the other people reading this blog do it...we can get noticed- or something.

...And in news that's not

Well, it's not news to anyone with the intelligence greater than a guppy.

Barry's pet Wookie has been in the news more than Laura Bush...chimpyMcHitler.

Because their god complex just won't let them 'not' mention anything they can do to tongue-bathe either one of them.

Well, unless they're hiding a picture like this...

Monday, October 24, 2011

"Not electable" spoke the 'Architect'

The one that ran the election campaign of 2000 and won by a Supreme Court decision.



Right Karl Rove, if he were a Country Club Republican who wanted the same status-quoe as you and the other elders of the RINO party do- you'd have no problem with his mis-statements.

Go try to get Mittens elected as the newest 'Maverick'.

Sunday, October 23, 2011

No Joe, you did not

. . .Biden also answered the criticism that he and President Obama have presided over two and a half years of high unemployment figures. “We have brought back jobs. We have brought back or saved over 3 million jobs,” he said, adding that “the fact of the matter is that’s not enough.” Biden defended the current administration’s economic record, saying that “we started with an 8 million job deficit that wasn’t of our making.

Your plastic Chicago Jeezus did not do that.
Steve Jobs is still dead.

A quick EOTWAWKT PSA

This posting in Craigslist reminded me to remind you- or to tell those of you too young to remember "dumb" phones.

The ones that plug directly into the wall...

You see kids, way beck in the dark ages there were telephones that did nothing but make and receive calls. They plugged right into the phone system and had to actually be dialed by hand!
Yes, really!

But what they have over their digital replacements is that as long as the phone system was up, you'd have phone service! you weren't at the mercy of power outages and down time on your broadband.

If you got a dial tone, you could use the phone.


Kinda retro, huh? Being able to use the phone when everything else is out (including cell towers).

It wasn't an "accident"

It was a rule 3 (or 4- depending...) violation: Be sure of your target and what's behind it.

You don't just shoot at movement in the brush when you're hunting.
They should charge the guy with at least negligent homicide.

For your information-
This is a bear

This is a general representation of a Marine in civilian clothing
--actually it's a double shot

But, then again- if you were just taking a 'sound shot' you wouldn't be able to tell, the difference-would you?

Yes, that's my son-in-law on the left.

Layers and layers of oversite and editors?

O-Kay, then...


Which brings you to ask- "What foreign policy successes?"

But according to the sycophants at Al Reuters, President White Guilt has a whole arm long list of them.

Mostly by taking credit for things he was marginally involved in.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Barack Obama delivered on another foreign policy promise on Friday with plans to pull the last U.S. troops from Iraq. But in a re-election campaign all about the weak U.S. economy, he may not get much credit.

Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden, radical Islamic cleric Anwar al-Awlaki and Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi -- these are all dead U.S. opponents that Democrat Obama can claim a measure of credit for getting.

Now add to that Obama's announcement on Friday that the eight-year war in Iraq is ending, fulfilling a campaign goal he made in 2008 when he declared the conflict a misguided mistake by his Republican predecessor, George W. Bush.


Well you could, maybe call Gaddafy -in a way a result of Himself getting us into an illegal war (which if it were Bush would have been protested by you) a plus. But why was he a threat to us? He hadn't done ANYTHING to us since Reagan sent a flight over to shut him up.

As far as al-Awlaki, he was just one of many to get vaporized by a hellfire missile-except that he had a famous name.

Lets talk about the "decisiveness and coolness of character that will help him in 2012,". Do you mean that almost 48 hours worth of dithering and hand wringing before he reluctantly gave the OK to kill Osama?

Now that He's had three years of "smart dipolmacy" under his belt we have:
  • the entire Mid-East heading full tilt to Islamic totalitarianism,
  • Israel and the Palies are farther apart than ever, 
  • there are drougths in our mid-west,
  • satellites are falling out of the sky
  • earthquakes where they never used to be
  • Putin is going to bring back the USSR
  • China is in control of our money

But- HEY! At least he's not George W.  ChimpyMcHitler Bush.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

CHANGE!

We can live without.

I just got back from Wally-World after dropping almost $150 on almost all store brand basics.
The shredded cheese I bought for almost $9 was a little over $6 a bag 36 months ago.
The bottom round I didn't buy used to cost less than half of what they want for it now- three years into the hopey-changeyness that is Chicago-on-the-Potomac.
Frozen chicken chunks- more for less.
I am NOT paying $6.50 for a Dominos pizza when I can get delivery for less than that.

Bread. The wheat they don't turn into ethanol is making that $.94 bread grow into $1.26 for the same loaf.
Not to mention the Green Bell peppers that used to be 3/$1 are now $.77each (That's double for all you math scholars out there) in six months- for the same size or less.

I sure am glad Nancy Pelosi gut her minimum wage exemption for Pacific islanders involved in Tuna fishing and canning because at least I can still afford large cans of no-name tuna.

And lastly Mr. Economic Genius- I'm sure Bo the poodle is eating steak and organic vegetables for his meals,while our dogs are getting less for more because a 40LB bag of Ol' Roy (red bag) went from $12 to $17 in your tenure.

GFYS and tell Plugs how to do it, too.

Friday, October 21, 2011

Dad should sell tickets to divorce court

When this C(Sarah Palin word)t tries to get her alimony and child custody from the banker she abandoned to slut around at #OWS.

"But really Judge- I didn't mean those things I said about money up in NYC when I was drugged out and hooking-up with Rami Shamir under those tarps."

The Iraqi quagmire is finally over

Thanks to President Kickass's repeat two step Democrat strategy for ending wars.


Cut-


RUN!


And then leave the resulting Islamist tidal wave to be dealt with by the incoming Republicans.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

How many levels of wrong can you see happening here?

The Volunteer State just became the police state with their warrant-less trucking inspections at weigh stations.

Yeah, I can understand the idea behind it, and it does make sense.
BUT- yes it's the companies truck they're searching for bombs and such- But it's YOUR house while you're on the road.

AND they emphasis that if you see something suspicious, then call the Bears.

Nope, don't see how someone getting tailgated by some asshole in a Bimmer (but I repeat myself) then getting their front bumper almost taken off when they cut around to get to the off-ramp in front of you..."Ummm, I swear that Blue Bimmer Lic.#xx-xxx with the dark windows had someone flailing in the back seat..."

There sure is a lot of backslapping about Libya

Considering that it was a French led mission- or that's what we were being told...until President KickAzz

decides to ride it into the ground.

NOW- who's going to be responsible for finding those 20,000 some shoulder fired SAM missiles that are on their way somewhere?

But, at least the world is rid of a brutal dictator who pulled in his claws against America after Reagan swatted his nose with a brace of F-111's thirty years ago.

So now what? Are those Muslim extremists going to be all Kum-Ba-ya with Jews and Christians while becoming a Representative democracy that separates religion from politics...just like in Egypt?

Some how I think we'll regret not having a steady dictatorial hand in the Libyan oil fields.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Just wondering about the 'Tour to Nowhere'

Those buses they're using that are decked out better than my house-

What kind of mileage does the Green president get with them? Without all that armor, they only got like 6 MPG. Now that they're up armored and have all the goodies they must get what? 2MPG?

Are they flying those buses to each venue like they did on the first campaign trip?

How is playing golf every weekend at Andrews AFB not getting away from DeeCee- like you talk about on your campaign stops?

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Fox newsradio and me

For the last several days I've been hearing an ad about Broadway bank.This ad has a chirpy teller explaining about new bank fees at a generic bank. The only reason this teller couldn't sound more like Sarah Palin is that she doesn't say "You Betcha!" and I"Look, I can see Russia from my house!"

But then what would you expect from a Chicago Democrat with ties to the most ethical administration EVAR (ver. 2.0)

That is I hear it when I don't have WOAI turned off for the top of the hour FoxNewsRadio and their mandatory Chocolate Jeezus soundbite.
Like I have had to do for each hour of the last 34 months they've been adoring their Chicago messiah.

Monday, October 17, 2011

Yummmm- tastes like iguana

...spit.

So, the iguana (Petunia) likes to eat hanging collard greens, but she can't chew the thick stems - which I throw away.

Karen took them out of the garbage and tossed them to the dogs (who were begging).
Meg, the oldest decided she like them and proceeded to eat a good 8" worth of raw collard green stems.

I'm glad she's not sleeping in my room tonight.

Congratulations San Antonio

With your upcoming light rail vote this week, you will officially become a Liberal city.

Yep, for $180 million you'll have TWO whole miles of traffic clogging empty trains going where people don't want to go.

But this does bring you right up into the Liberal sphere of such prosperous cities as Seattle, Chicago, Las Vegas and all other cities that use tax money for those things citizens are clamoring for.

Now that you decided to make San Antonio into a sanctuary city, we'll no longer need to worry about undocumented migrant workers and their offspring conducting unlicensed pharmaceutical transactions, while ever increasing their unregistered social clubs and liberating vehicles from careless owners so they can punish greedy capitalistic endeavors (and their patrons) while enlivening their surroundings with their street art.

Sunday, October 16, 2011

AFK

The new "Walking Dead" is starting now on AMC.

Which character are you?
I'm either Dale or T-Dog.


UPDATE-Semi-spoilers

They just ran into a whole interstate jamming pile of stalled cars, and they're almost out of gas. Why not, after the heard of walkers go past- get the DeWalt cordless and empty as many tanks as they can.

Why is Rick driving an old Suburban without A/C so they have to have the windows down?

I've said it before- if I had to kill a Zed by hand, I wouldn't want to wear that contaminated gore any longer than possible. Especially when there's a creek you're following.

If you're trying to sneak up on a tent that you don't know whats in there- maybe you shouldn't stand right in front of the screen door? Especially if your a redneck crossbow hunter, and you should know better.

I think it'll be better that Shane, at least goes his own way.

Rule FOUR! If you can see the deer (with mossy horns) you can see the kid behind it.
WTF are you hunting with ball ammo for?

When something is not what you say it is

is it lying, or just the phrase du jur?

I've been looking for an unlocked phone on e-bay, and bought an "unlocked" blackberry flip- which wasn't unlocked because it only worked w/ T-mobile affiliated SIM cards.

I just got another message for an "unlocked' phone that only works on Verizon.

Dear kstevenp,

I honestly do not know anything about Airvoice sim cards and as far as I know these phones work with the Verizon network.
Thanks,


...and it took her almost a week to respond.

There's your army Mr. President

Embrace it.

Own it.



UPDATE-
Like Tam said- all we need now is a motivational Veteran and a beer hall...

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good" -G. Gekko

Looking at these protesters and their union hacks who joined Obama and his Democrats trying to pull down America.
It's time for another poll.

Who is "greedier"?
Students who want you to pay for their $250K worthless degree 
Union thugs who want more money and bennies for less work 
Corporations who sell products to pay their shareholders 
Your grandma who bought stock in corporations- for the interest 
Al Gore and his Carbon Credits   
pollcode.com free polls 

The results of the last poll were pretty much evenly divided between the people who WANT a voice in the primaries 25 @42% and the usual flood of PaulBots 22 @37% with 17% saying not before April and the rest 5% saying it shouldn't start before March.
As usual, you can still vote, but it won't count.

The running dog Republicans want me to vote for this guy?


Seriously?


SERously?
Here's a clue Mittens. ALL guns are leathal when used to kill. So are CARS!




SERIOUSLY??
Mittons, I don't care if you call it a fee, a service charge or closing a loophole- forcing me to pay the government for something it should be doing already IS. A. TAX!

I know the establishment Republicans want Mitt because he's one of them, but I WILL NOT vote for Mitt Romney!

nothing special here

Just someone who really likes their cat.



Well, adores their cat would probably be better...

To the newsreaders and newsblurb writers

I know you were supposed to graduate from J-school with some kind of English use knowledge.

Here's another tool to put on your belt.
It's called a thesaurus!

It will tell you that there are different words that have the same meaning, or be better suited for the story.

REALLY!

That means you can use words other than "scary" for situations other than sudden life threatening situations.




-When you watch a NASCAR wreck, you can say it's alarming, chilling, horrifying...
-When talking about the Gun Runner fiasco (if you ever get around to it)- you can say alarming, shocking, unnerving, worrisome...
-If there are problems with the school bus, how about troublesome, shocking, alarming...


Just get off the SCARY for anything that's not skittles and leprechauns- OK?

Saturday, October 15, 2011

#occupysesamest!

Stolen from Joel.

Just a teaser:

Now go.

Well, you have to admit. It would be tempting

For an American ex-pat to put one through her window.


Because MEchelle is always at the top of the peons thought process, even if a Royal Naval Man-of-War is saluting a fallen comrade.

Sorry it ruined your S.African vacation there Mooch.

Friday, October 14, 2011

I was looking for something else entirely

When it hit me-

It's October. The beginning of the Federal fiscal year.
Did the Senate, lead by Harry Reid ever introduce their version of a budget?
Unlike the Pelosi House, the Republicans had one months ago.

How many more years before we see a budget Harry?

SILENCE Citizen!

It is verboden to mention the notoriously thin skinned TSA in any but the terms of utmost respect and awe.


Because we have farging REPUBLICANS putting up bills in the House to re-enforce authority of the TSA and Janet Reno Napolitano.


UPDATE-
I can't comment on my own blog now?

Who expects Janet Reno Napalitanos seriously thin skinned public safety enforcers to "not" go after people making fun of them? Especially when they almost ban a woman from boarding a plane because she has a toy gun on a charm necklace.

It had an assortment of charms on it, one of which was a tiny toy gun, about an inch and a half long.

I kid you not: I was pulled over by a guard when I was at Newark, who was looking at me like I was wearing a cannon around my neck. The next thing I knew I had three security people surrounding me. The only thing going through my head was, “Huh?”

I was being questioned about the bauble, and I tried explaining to a guard that it was a charm and for crying out loud, not a real gun. It’s not like it even had a trigger mechanism that worked. I was dumbfounded.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

How can I 'not' post on this?

It's got everything we grew up with- unruly college frats, geeks, jocks, the 'MAN' harshing our mellow...
And the right mood music:


Because no one can understand 'why' college frat houses are burning down in N'awlins.

Look Florida! Look New Hamster!

Why not stop pussyfooting around in your quest for cash?
Anyone with two brain cells to rub together knows it's going to come down to this in your one-upmanship in being first.

Who is going to declare your primary as the second Tuesday in November of 2016?
You may as well give us an entire FOUR YEARS of political infighting, because it's not whats best for the country, as long as you can keep the good conservatives out and make a bundle doing it.



And speaking of East Coast Liberals, who's surprised that Christi decided to back Mittens Romneycare?

Down with greedy capitalist souvenir mongers!!

Because greed is bad..or something.....

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Olive Garden and Liberal doublespeak

Ok. So we have an Olive Garden restaurant- which happens to be a member of the Darden restaurant chain.

The same chain that decided that MEchelle Obama should be the one to decide how they serve kids. Decided that a Kiwanis club couldn't display an American flag in their restaurant.

Because it might bother people.

Here is the Barbra Steisand that they tried to use to validate their argument:

We understand and appreciate the way some people have reacted to the situation in Oxford and we're very sorry if this decision has caused them any concern. The Oxford Olive Garden does not have a private dining area. To be fair to everyone and avoid disrupting the dining experience for all other guests, they're unable to accommodate flags or banners of any type in the dining room."

So- in order to not disturb others who were dining...in a common room- they disallowed an American flag, but didn't have a problem with people using a loudspeaker and people clapping.
Because everyone looks forward to hearing about peoples achievements that they don't know- interrupting their overpriced meals.

UPDATE-
Link fixed.

Monday, October 10, 2011

Just out of curiosity

How old are Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi?

Because I think this sign would look more accurate saying this:

Since we're recycling the sixties all over again.
You know, with the drugs and sex and unwashed bodies spouting incoherent ideas with multi-syllableic words that mean nothing.

Further evidence of our collapse as a first world country

In the state that is striving to become the U.K. of the continental U.S.- Kalifornia.....

Wait-a-minute- play this while reading on:



Now that we've got some mood music going...
Jerry Moonbeam has signed into law, prohibiting anyone under the age of 18 from using ultraviolet tanning devices.

That's right, no more tanning beds for minors.

Because it could be bad for them.

But no restrictions on as many abortions as they want.

But, hey lets not mention the original way to get a tan...except that it's 'hot out there' and like- free. So now we'll be seeing pasty-white teens because Big Brother took their tanning beds away.
Boy, that almost sounds like another B.B. song, doesn't it?

Sunday, October 09, 2011

Yeah, that's me

Sitting on the fuel tank.
My first deployment with my battalion in Guam of `81.

Just mentioning in passing-

For the first time in about eight months, we got good rain.


Why, yes- we DO have dogs that have worn the entire (what could have been) lawn away!



The debris dam pushing the fence over.

An early Halloween post

Because if this doesn't scare you you're either made of brass or an idiot.

These people had control of all three branches of government two years ago.

THESE protesters are going to be in charge in about thirty years.

Saturday, October 08, 2011

Now that the dust has pretty much settled

On the ESPN/ Bocephus do-up, and that I don't have a dog in that fight because I don't even have ESPN programmed into the tee wee -I'd like to add y two cents.

What hank should have done, just like a lot of Republicans should do- is bring up the non-appology they accepted from a lefty and tell them to act like he said that.

In the case of Hank, he should have brought up Mike Tysons raping Palin B.S. and they non-apology that went on afterwords...AND the fact that it was all forgotten about until he brought it back up. "So ESPN wants an apology for me referencing Hitler and Obama? Fine, you'll get it right after I hear you condemn Iron Mike."

But that won't happen because Republicans are too polite to fight like Democrats.

As long as we're throwing numbers around

I found the number that really means something to us (no, it's not 42) who are the ones tired of being lectured to by a bunch of over-educated unemployed socialists... who pulled a number out of their collective asses to be what they want to be called.

I am a 53 percenter!

Meet The 53%. Who are they? The term 53% refers to the people who are actually paying taxes for themselves and the rest of the country.  
The 53% is a group of responsible young people organizing across the country. However, this group is not camping out in parks around the country and demanding the entire capitalist system be destroyed.


#iamthe53

Occupy Wall Street in 1K words

Via The Feral Irishman.

How the rest of the 95% of Americans see them.

I've held many jobs in my life

Some of them were as safety sensitive as keeping miles of natural gas line from blowing up buildings to using a shovel to find a leaking sewer line.

BUT in any of those jobs, if I had been as clueless as our US AG Eric Holder, I would have been fired many times over.

Holder says that his testimony to Congress, stating he first heard of Fast and Furious earlier this year, “was truthful and accurate… I have no recollection of knowing about Fast and Furious prior to the public controversy about it.
~snip~

However, in the letter, Holder says Grindler “was not told of the unacceptable tactics employed in the operation in his regular monthly meetings with ATF…”

“I now understand some senior officials within the Department were aware at the time there was an operation called Fast and Furious although they were not advised of the unacceptable operational tactics being used in it,” says Holder’s letter.


BUT- it's all the Republicans fault for bringing it up anyway...
Holder blamed Congress for failing to consider whether “additional tools are needed to stem the flow of guns to Mexico” and warned “until we move beyond the current political climate..nothing is going to change.”

So, what do we learn from this study?

That we haven't already figured out by observation?

He analysed drinkers' body language and then advised on their openness to being approached.

He has categorised them as the 'Flirt', 'Gossip', 'Fun-Lover', 'Wallflower', 'Ice Queen', 'Playboy', 'Jack the Lad' and 'Browbeater'.


1. The Flirt: Usually a woman, who holds her glass with dainty, splayed fingers and uses it in a provocative way. She may position it over her cleavage so as to draw attention to her attributes or peer over the rim to make eye contact when taking a sip. She may "tease" the rim of the glass with her finger, perhaps dipping it into the drink and sucking it dry. Assuming her agenda is appealing, the best way to approach is with reciprocal flirtatious gestures.











8. The Browbeater: This rather pugnacious type is again mostly male. He prefers large glasses, or bottles, which he uses as symbolic weapons, firmly grasped, and gesticulating in a threatening, "in the face" kind of way. Something of a know-it-all, he comes across as slightly hostile, even if only through verbal argument, or jokes targeted at others. He should be approached with great care, or not at all.

Celebrities: John Prescott, Russell Crowe (with Naomi Campbell as a female equivalent), Gordon Brown.

Friday, October 07, 2011

ALL HANDS, ALL HANDS

Secure for heavy seas.
That is all.


UPDATE-
for Calvin, since he doesn't provide an e-mail.

It's Nobel Peace Prize time again!

Yay! Everyone who got a Nobel Peace prize for being NOT being G.W. Bush raise your hand-

Thursday, October 06, 2011

Haven't we been told that "No human is illegal" over and over again?

You see those signs at all the amnesty rallies- some even written in english.
And we have taxpayers fronting the cost of schools along the border that are required to educate illegals that cross the border every day.

But if you're a black American citizen and try to get your kids into a better school by using a relatives address-

The Lightworker

fell down on the quest to save Jobs yesterday, didn't he?

Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Bummer about Christi there MSM

There is still time to try getting the other loser from the McCain fiasco onboard.
Mike Huckster said he'd think about it if asked hard enough.

Because you racists on the Left hate the thought of a black man who isn't a communist leading this country.

Tuesday, October 04, 2011

Gunwalker is getting serious now?

Since there is some kind of proof that EriK Holder lied about what he knew and when he knew it.

So Issa is going to request a Special Prosecutor to look into it.

...But who- besides the DoJ can provide a special prostetutor?
Oh, the sitting President can!
I bet he has one in mind already.

Just a little diddy

About Jack-n- Diane.
Two American kids growing up in the heartland...

enjoy those voices in your head.

Monday, October 03, 2011

I really hate to tell you this barry

But when you want to test out soundbites, you really need to get away from a bunch of dork sucking sycophantic yes men and actually see what non-believers think.

Senior adviser David Plouffe told Obama it was time to “draw some lines in the sand” by launching an aggressive assault on tax breaks for corporate high fliers and hedge-fund managers.

The president was energized, saying such loopholes were “indefensible” while spending was being slashed and that “this is a public argument we can and should win.” He tested the message with reporters soon afterward.


Let me be clear here, Barry. You could have repeated "I am the walrus" and the news media would have been drooling in adoration.

So, some Democrat leased a dear ranch...

Thirty years ago, and then painted over an offensive word that was ok with plenty of  ex-clansmen in the Democrat Congress. (Right Sen. Byrd?)

But now, he's a Republican and it's a bad thing that he didn't dynamite that rock...or something?

What determination to find out what's in the past of our presidential hopefulls.
As long as we don't bother with what President Whiteguilt was listening to in his Black-Power church for twenty years.

Sunday, October 02, 2011

You tell them Barry

President Barack Obama criticized Republican presidential candidates Saturday for not defending a gay American soldier who was booed by the crowd at a Republican debate last week.

“You want to be commander in chief? You can start by standing up for the men and women who wear the uniform of the United States, even when it’s not politically convenient,” Obama said during remarks at the annual dinner of the Human Rights Council, the nation’s largest gay rights organization.

Referencing the boos at the Sept. 22 Republican debate, he said: “We don’t believe in standing silent when that happens.”




But, then again- this was only the President of the United States, and he's not even GAY!

So, I'm playing with this new phone I've got

It's new to me, a Blackberry flip straight from e-bay.

As I'm deleting all the old contact information, I'm wondering if I should "tell someone" that this phone has a lot of sekrit looking names and numbers in it?

Or should I just delete them and be able to not get it confiscated by Big .GOV?

FU Janet, I'm going to just wipe the memory.


UPDATE-
The f*ing thing that's supposed to be unlocked says my SIM card is no good.

Saturday, October 01, 2011

Dear Reuters,,,

I am just curious.
How can anyone have a "budget fight" if the Democrats haven't bothered bringing a budget forward in going on THREE YEARS?


The panel has the task of finding ways of cutting the deficit by at least $1.2 trillion over 10 years. If it fails to agree on a plan by November 23, automatic spending cuts will be triggered, beginning in 2013.
OK-Fine,,,here's your $1.2 Trillion dollar cut over TEN YEARS-
stop the spork and napkin wastage.
OK? That's what we're actually talking about in "cuts" to the budget.

Farging lying @ssholes of both parties.....

Looks like a meme I can get into

I'm not sure exactly what it is- besides something from the `80's or something from your earlier times that had something to do with the `80's...


Which went right along with 'Miami Vice" and the sockless Don Johnson...

Poll- Sweetness

As we pretty much knew- the last poll was going to be a blowout for Reagan's best known question at 52% of votes going to that one and pretty much evenly split between
"How many people did Watergate kill" at 19% and "Is America as respected as she once was?" at 15%.

As usual, you can still vote, but it won't count.

Next years Republican Primaries
Are good enough Shouldn't start before March Shouldn't start before April 
RON PAUL- dood! 
Needs to be balanced between East coast Yankees and red states so we don't loose good candidates   
pollcode.com free polls 

Anarchists unite!

Occupy Wall Street to protest corporate greed!
We will be occupying Wall Street to protest the corporate greed that brought us $400 WIFI laptops so we can broadcast our anti-capitalist movement.

...And in more news that's not news

Comes the 'science' about hacking the next (and last) elections.
According to researchers from the Argonne National Laboratory, those e-votes are easy to hack with $26 worth of extra parts.

They say anyone with a 8th grade science education (not sure if it's a modern or old school 8th grade)can remotely control the voting results. they say the best way to stop it is to improve the locking devices.

Of course the completely missed the point of the people programming and providing security for the machines in the first place are communist UNION thugs who would do anything to socialize America.

So thank you again AlBore for continuing to fuck up our election results.