Further evidence of our collapse as a first world country

In the state that is striving to become the U.K. of the continental U.S.- Kalifornia.....

Wait-a-minute- play this while reading on:



Now that we've got some mood music going...
Jerry Moonbeam has signed into law, prohibiting anyone under the age of 18 from using ultraviolet tanning devices.

That's right, no more tanning beds for minors.

Because it could be bad for them.

But no restrictions on as many abortions as they want.

But, hey lets not mention the original way to get a tan...except that it's 'hot out there' and like- free. So now we'll be seeing pasty-white teens because Big Brother took their tanning beds away.
Boy, that almost sounds like another B.B. song, doesn't it?