Thursday, November 04, 2010

Obama's protective flotilla

So, in addition to 50 planes, 3,000+ people, 45 vehicles,,,a transparent bombproof TUNNEL!

The Won is going to have 34 warships protecting Prez Kickass from,,,um,,,,umm,,,,,,,!
unspecified threats. Yeah! Unspecified threats, not like the killer troublesome monkeys by his hotel.


So, in the spirit of Naval tradition,

To all ye who hear these presents
Greetings!

Be it known to all in the future that these brave men and women who crew these gallant ships have, at great harm to their pharyngeal reflex, have completed their mission upon the shores of Malasia the aura of 1337 projection to assauge the wounds of recent defeat.

Those who look upone this ribbon will recognize the selfless determination to accomplish what was ordered of them, no matter what more grave movement they were previously tasked with.

Henceforth,
Ye shall be known by the ribbon now presented to you as the
"Great Boondoggle Armada of "THE WON".

Congratulations,

QUEEN AMPHITRITE


1 comment:

  1. On the one hand, he is the Commander-in-Chief (just a useless one), so sending the military along to watch his ass makes a certain degree of sense.

    On the other hand, you really do not want to know what fraction of our at-sea forces that is...

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