I almost forgot

One of the greatest leaders of the free world was born on this date.

These people are getting HOW MUCH per year?

I'm talking about that C*nt up in the speakers dais acting like a true Leftie biatch.
Rep. Buyer is only trying to do his job for the people he represents.



H/T to IOTW

You say that like it's a bad thing

That dead people are riding your buses up in Chi-town.
Why would you have a problem with that? You don't have a problem when they vote.

It looks like people are abusing some kind of free bus pass for elderly and disabled people.
...And like most things Liberal, was thrown together without a clue and little oversite.

The free-rides program was initiated and hastily sent through the legislature by former Gov. Rod Blagojevich. The program costs the CTA, Metra and Pace between $38 million and $116 million last year, according to a report by the University of Illinois at Chicago.

$38 to $116 million? That's a hellofa spread there, Sparky. Which set of books does that number come from ?

Three million?

YGTBSM- right?

That little girl Bradly Manning had access to the military's Siprnet intelligence system along with almost anyone else who didn't have a criminal record.
3,000,000 had access to secret and damaging information that could be downloaded onto a thumb drive, and now someone is surprised that some traitor dumped it into a communists hands?

I mean, come on- A frigging PFC had access to diplomatic correspondence marked from secret all the way up?
I know she was an intelligence analyst, but put some limits on access, m'kay?


UPDATE

It took them long enough.
You know, I'm not the smartest negro in America, but you think they'd have done something about this after the first batch.

Time for a break

Get your laugh on here.

Lesbians who look like Justin Bieber.

The Walking dead

is on now.

Aside from the clueless Hollywood gun stuff.
And the fact that it has to be a lot harder to pull crossbow bolts and pickax heads out of zombie heads than is shown.

It would really skeeve me out to be wearing zombie blood for the whole show.

Did anyone else notice the flag in the RV?
I don't know about the old guy, but somehow- I think he'd be on the front lines of an Obama support group...or a Grateful Dead concert, anyway.

And she's proud of that?

Now we're going to see a book published by this professor telling us how to furnish a home using second hand furnishings.
Yeah, she probably is because she doesn't know anyone who's had to do that.

Because we were all buying new crap when we first started out.
I bet it will be a big seller with freshmen and lower ranking military.

I guess next she's going to discover what you can do with milk crates.

And then move up to CMU blocks and 2x 6's.

Why is everyone afraid if Wikileaks?

They act like there is nothing anyone can do to stop their newest document drop.

But there is a way!

Sic DHS on them with there newly found powers to warrently-less seize his website.

I don't know why George Bush didn't think of th.........................Oh, yeah.


Because Socialism always feels better when it's your side/

Today is Sunday. It's 11:25AM where I am

It's three and a half days after the busiest travel day in America and I have Fox news on in the back ground.
The TSA turned off the vast majority of their scanners Weds. and let even more of the traveling public board their planes without enhanced groping.

I still haven't heard of any airplanes being hijacked by any domestic passenger.

I'll keep you up to date on this developing situation.

And here you thought most entertainers where peaceniks

I forgot about this until I was looking for some "real" Top Gear stuff for you to enjoy.

Here is a musician who single handedly stopped WWIII from starting between us and the Russians over in Kosovo.


Yeah, they teach young tank commanders that whole lawful order thing in the UK, too.


Anyway, if you stick with the cheap copy of the American Top Gear, I really don't think you'd be as entertained as this.

Looks like I broke it

I wanted to tweek the template a little and now it looks like I'm stuck with this one...until I can figure out how to unf^ck it.

And I lost my blogroll, so if you were on it- or want to be drop a link in comments.


Until I figure this out, go play with some falling sand.




UPDATE
I lost my old blogroll as soon as I got nosey and hit update template, but now i've got the Blogger blogroll that updates. I just have to finish finding everybody.

The blogger design template tool is just a grey site that sits there an spins it's wheels instead of finishing loading, so I'm going to have to just play with my HTML until I got somewhere near where I want.

Round them all up and send 'em back

I really shouldn't say that, because the first thing that popped into my mind was 'those darned 'ol Episcopalians' when I heard about the foiled bombing in Portland, Or.

Except, to my surprise, it was a muslim who came from Somalia. Just like the vast majority of over the top, in your face moslim activists. It seems like every time one of them is out their pushing for special favors because of their cult, it's most likely a Somali. A nationalised American Jihadi? Somalian. Someone who gets a job dealing with lots of people then throws a wrench in the gears because of their beliefs? Somali.

F*ck them, send them back with the rest of their muzzy pedi-worshipers and lets replace them with people who appreciate being here.

I know of several bunches of persecuted Christians....

"Honey, the new Top Gear is on"

are you going to watch it?

Me: Which one?

Her: The new American show.

Me: No, I have the original on BBCA, why watch a cheap copy?

Then I heard 'Jessica' and some guys talking when the channel changes.

Her: They copied the whole thing, music, sound stage, the opening...

Me: I know, our TV producers suck at innovation. That's why your shows are so good over here.
I bet they had a tall funny-ish guy, a semi-hippie music professor and a short writer.

Her: I didn't watch that far...

Me: That's ok, I bet not a lot of others did either. It probably won't last five episodes. Why watch a crappy rip-off when you can see the original in your language?



We brought back something I gave my little sister when I got out of the Navy because I didn't have anywhere to put it- now I have two visitors every hour because of it.

Yep, I knew it

So President Kickass got busted in the mouth and needed stitches.

I figured it was something most guys would be able to shrug off, put some toilet paper on and go on. Chit, maybe small enough not to bother a girl, either.

12 stitches. Last time I needed 12 stitches was when I was stripping cable and sliced the side of my thumb. My boss made me go get them because the blood was making everything slippery. It was about an inch long, too.
BUT this weenie is a narcissist so those 12 stitches?

Obama received the stitches under local anesthesia in the doctor's office on the ground floor of the White House after returning home. Doctors used a smaller filament than typically used, which increases the number of stitches but makes a tighter stitch and leaves a smaller scar.

So, I wonder what kind of pain meds they have him on.



UPDATE!!!!
I just thought of something.
Maybe Thurston Kerry III can sent President Kickass one of his Purple Hearts, I hear he's got plenty.

Even the French are laughing

Here's a video of Captain Kickazz getting asked what he planned to do about the Norks.

As he bumbles his way through a completely Barbra Streisand answer, watch Sarkozi dissing him in the trying to keep a straight face in the last ten seconds.

I was going to put a post up here about a Thanksgiving trip to England

But I forgot to write it before our round trip to Conroe for the family get together.

We only got back about an hour ago. So I hope you all had a good Thanksgiving.

I don't know how I got there,,,

But you might want to give the bosses at the TSA some suggestions...
I already sent them a concerned e-mail.
I told them that since they were the center of anti-hijacking efforts...
it might be a good idea that everyone who goes in needs to get their enhanced pat downs.

Go and make a suggestion...they want it.


No, really...they even have a section for "Thank You's"..I'm sure Gloria Allred will click that box

That's what I was trying to remember

It was a study about just how easy it was to get one group (in charge) thinking about the other (prisoners)as lesser.

It showed just how little was required to get people mindlessly follow orders.
Does that remind you of a certain group of people who are herding their lessers through their security Kabookie?

H/T to Random acts of patriotism (who needs to get higher on my blogroll) for the name.

I guess I'll have an extra slice of turkey

Just for these Mujado's who are on a hunger strike for amnesty.

Hell, it was your farging parents who snuck you over the border and never went through the trouble to get legal. Why should YOU get amnesty? So that you can end-around the system to grandfather your ILLEGAL parents that couldn't be bothered to get legal?

I think I'll have to have an extra white meat and dressing sandwich tomorrow - just for your cause.


Here's a nice turkey sandwich little mujado, want to trade it for amnesty?




You know, I do understand their point- they weren't responsible for their parents actions, but DON'T use those Liberal tactics to FORCE it down our throats.
We've had more than enough of that already.
Try an apple instead of a stick,people respond better.


And you students rioting in Kaliforistan, , ,
If the state wasn't giving out breaks for illeagls in the form of instate tuition- you probably wouldn't be having tiuition hikes- ever think about that?

The Lefts curious remembrances of history

So Whoopi Goldberg abd that other dingbat Joyless Behr walked off the set of their own show when Bill O'Reilly reminded them just who flew those planes into the Towers.

Then she somehow ended up on the O'Reilly Factor (gotta give her creds for showing up)
and had another problem with Bill mentioning the fact that the Japanese bombed Pearl harbor.

Here's a breaking story for KTVA,

It's about a "REAL" pedophile.
But he's not on Joe Millers staff- sorry.

Now we know

The Blogess does her shopping at Specks at IH-35.

I used to shop there, but now it's a 100mi. round trip for nothing.


But at least another Texan knows her!
Maybe this song is about her?

Here's another budget cutting idea

Thanks for the idea, Evo Morales.

Bolivia -- a country with a history of political instability and coups -- receives $70 million in U.S. aid annually, much of it for popular nutrition and health programs.

I'm sure your Socialist buddies ill be glad to step up.

Maybe they can show you how to keep your cities dark more and more.

I just couldn't resist

President Kickass is having White House meeting to determine the reaction to North Korea's aggression.



Rumors of sending his pet Wookie debunked.

When you disarm yourself

Things like this are happening in NYC right now:
...just stood there, until the driver gave in and went around.

...run wild in the vicinity of Seaview Avenue: On the grass, side streets, and on the busy main streets.

One woman recently said she was trapped in her car after turkeys jumped onto her windshield.

The horror!

Government efficiency exemplified

My cell phone started to act up this week-end, so I got another one from e-bay Sunday night. It's the CU 500 that I should have gotten the first time because it's pretty much bulletproof (it doesn't mind a diesel soaking either).

I got a link from paypal Monday morning that sent me to the USPS which told me:

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Class: First-Class Mail®
Service(s): Delivery Confirmation™
Status: Electronic Shipping Info Received

The U.S. Postal Service was electronically notified by the shipper on November 22, 2010 to expect your package for mailing. This does not indicate receipt by the USPS or the actual mailing date. Delivery status information will be provided if / when available. Information, if available, is updated periodically throughout the day. Please check again later.



Track and Confirm Enter Label/Receipt Number.

Notification Options


Track & Confirm by email
Get current event information or updates for your item sent to you or others by email.

I just got back from NAS Kingsville where I hope to become a small cog in the military/industrial machine. All depending on some nameless, faxeless minion the the head office in Maine.


The U.S. Postal Service was electronically notified by the shipper on November 22, 2010 to expect your package for mailing. This does not indicate receipt by the USPS or the actual mailing date. Delivery status information will be provided if / when available. Information, if available, is updated periodically throughout the day. Please check again later.

"OMG- there'll be blood in the streets!!1!!"

That's what you hear every time some gun fearing woosies hears about loosening up restrictions on firearms.

"It'll be just like the old west!!one!!"
I'm listening to a breakdown of the gunfight at the O.K. corral.

The widly known Gunfight at the O.K. corral, which is the standard, I guess for the violence of the old west.

I guess the reason it's talked about so much is that it was so far out of the norm that it got everybody's attention.
That wild gunfight killed a whole THREE people and wounded another THREE.

There's more killed in the "gun free" Chicago in an hour than probably the a month in the old west, and people were a lot more polite back then, too.

Harry Potter and the elements

The kid that plays Harry Potter sings the element song on Grahm Norton:

I don't know who that Hollywood Lib is next to him, but his head is ready to explode.

In spite of repeated examples...this is why we think Brits are smarter than us.

Meghan, Meghan, Meghan...

In order for you to become a Republican strategist, you have to actually BE a Republican.

Have you actually thought this through? I know you try to think like a big boobed blonde, but we know the carpet wouldn't match the drapes.
Has it occured to you yet, after someone told you what you said, that it might piss off some of the Lefties that you try to impress?

They won't like you anymore Mags, so maybe you should cut your losses now.

For the good of everyone.

Oh, BTW

You're supposed to feel sorry for those jackbooted Union thugs who are shredding your Fourth Amendment rights.

Their crooked Union Bosses say so, because if they had a real problem with it they'd quit, right? I've quit jobs when they wanted me to do chit that wasn't even that wrong.

But, I tell you what- I'll shut up and even give you an attaboy if any TSA Union Thug can show me when, in the NINE YEARS that it's been intensifying it's infringements- that it ever stopped a domestic terrorist.

I'm not talking about the domestic terrorist who was going to try hijacking a plane with pair of nail clippers, either- I mean a REAL terrorist.

Going where the MSM won't

As I've mentioned before, I'm not a trained member of the 1337 news media.

So I have no reason to not admit, or to hide the face that I was wrong in one of my previous TSA posts. The one with the NSFW pic.
Bob S. of 3 Boxes Blog was kind enough to set me straight with the link which included the history of said picture. Basically, it's a fake backscatter image.

He's right that we, the ones on the right side of this need to be above board with our arguments, and the TSA is helping us make them left and right.


BTW-
Does anyone remember this?
I, (name), do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.

And to any of you government thugs, how does that square with this?
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers,
and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be
violated; and no Warrants shall issue but upon probable cause, supported
by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be
searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

When I was stationed in Rota, Spain

The first time- when I was with the battalion- I ended up on the last dinner shift. Normally the food wasn't bad for the first two shifts, it really sucked, though if you didn't like chicken- which was all the meat that was left. I ended up learning to make some really killer salads off the salad bar- and they weren't what MEEchelle would consider healthy.

That being said, I wonder how long it will take before someone has a problem with the way kids load their salads from the newest idea in school lunch micromanagement from on high?

We all know that for the most part, teachers are in lockstep with every socialistic idea the .gov comes up with.
But in a surprising touch of reality, we have this...

One potential obstacle to the program is the refusal of many school districts to install salad bars for food-safety reasons and because of cumbersome USDA rules governing the federally subsidized school lunch program that feeds some 31 million U.S. school children every day.

Cooper named three school districts she knows of -- Philadelphia, Austin, Tex., and Montgomery County, Md., -- that have already indicated they will not support salad bars. Concerns have been raised that elementary school children in particular might be prone to spread disease at salad bars because they are too short for the standard "sneeze guard" installed on most salad bars, or because they might use their hands instead of the serving utensils provided.

Cooper, who would not comment on the pending White House announcement, has dismissed those concerns, saying, "As far as I’ve found out, there are no documented disease outbreaks from school salad bars. By and large, this is not a high risk area."
Yeah, right- well Mizz Cooper, as far as I know, there have been no airline jijackings from American airports since 9-11. Want to know what the TSA is doing about that?

About that intrusive micromanaging thing?
But schools also are deterred by USDA regulations that require students to pass by a cash register or "point of sale" station after they have been to the salad bar to ensure that they have served themselves the correct portions of fruits and vegetables required under the federal lunch program.
~snip~
students the minimum amounts they must take from salad bars, cashiers "must be trained to judge accurately the quantities of self-service items," and point-of-sale registers "must be stationed after the salad bar."

So, on the one hand we have the TSA going apeshite in shredding the Fourth Ammendment for something that hasn't happened in over NINE YEARS, and the other the Dept of Ed poo-pooing any safety concerns for innocent little crotchfruit.

There is a way you can, Warren

Just tell your accountant to write a check to the Dept. of Treasury for whatever you think you underpaid in taxes.

And, since you think that you're not paying enough taxes and that the middle and lower class should pay less- I'll give you my information and you can take care of that, too.
See, everybody wins!

I thought Libs were supposed to be high tech

That they were the innovative ones and all, while us fudgetty Conservatives were clinging to our parchment scrolls and assault weapons.

But the retarded Lib who came up with this game makes me wonder why he's out there trying to push even MORE oil onto the gulf.

At least HE made the trains run on time

For a while.

I'm going to give my little Hitler smiley a rest because the way this administration is going, he's going to get a workout in the next two years.

This time he- without the Lamestream media's wailing- is going to out BusHitler Bush in deciding what you can see, or not see on AlGore's intertubes.
Because,,,,it's for the children or equality,,,or something.



At least we know his amateurs are good for something. Too bad his pack of Chicago hacks only know how to bend the law till it breaks.


Well Barry, you didn't learn anything from this last November, I hope for your sake that you don't overrxtend yourself, things could get ugly.

Bueller?

Bueller?

Life imitating art.

Have you ever been on E-bay,,,

and seen a real good 'buy it now!' price, and just before you hit that button glanced at the sellers rating?

Normally, a rating of 98.2% would be a plus, but on E-bay it's the kiss of death for me, sorry guy.

So, is the TSA admitting it's not about safety?

And not explicitly saying it's working to condition the sheeple to obey their gov't betters?

The TSA's own website tells you that they won't be able to see non-metallic weapons or bombs:

Millimeter wave technology produces an image that resembles a fuzzy photo negative.

Backscatter technology produces an image that resembles a chalk etching.

But we know they're lying because this NSFW image doesn't look alot like the intentionally altered images in the TSA site, and I bet I'd be able to identify her after she left. ---->link fixed<---- (here is the same pic with colors inverted) Besides, if it's "impossible" to capture an image....how are they going to prosecute someone that brought a 'prohibited' item with them? As an additional thought--if this is such a safety issue, why are they not forcing this 'enhanced' body search on airports that don't have those scanners? Because it would seem to me, that there would be a better chance of someone trying something where there WASN'T a scanner.....but I'm not an appointed, unresponsive, unelected political appointee. THEN we get to the whole "maybe we'll give molsems a pass on the whole enhanced screening" thing. Janet Nepalitano, when asked couldn't come right out and deny they'd get a pass....on religious grounds.

Does someone want to remind her about which religion STARTED us doing this whole security playacting anyway.


Then we have Ray LaHood threatening to block cell phone use in your own private vehicle....for the childeren! the good of the public.

Ad the FCC taking over the internet, monitering your e-mails, IMs and text messages.

Good thing it's not George Bush doing these things, because a government takeover always feels better when it's a warm and fuzzy takeover-



Right?


UPDATE
And since the Democrats want to control what you put into your body, you won't even be able to settle your nerves with a rum and Coke, because it'll be illegal to mix the two.

UPDATE PART- The Second
I'd appreciate it if anyone can throw a link my way from Scopes debunking that NSFW pic, since I can't find it.

Poor Kim

First she has to wear a back-up alarm, so people can get out of her way.
Now she's single again, while her two famous-for-being-famous sisters are married and mothers.

I guess I should feel sorry for her love life, but I'm only using it as an excuse to mention free milk and cows...

Holders' DOJ- lying down for the cause

I suppose you've heard by now about the 280 charges that got thrown out in the civilian trial of al-Quada operative Ahmed Ghailani.

If not, Eric Holders racially motivated DOJ let the defense get over on all but one charge, and that wasn't even murder for the bombing of two U.S. Embassies.

So, given this, why are we supposed to believe that the civilian trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed would be any different? In spite of the promise that he'd be guaranteed a guilty sentence in a kangaroo court located in NYC.


But then again, Khalid doesn't really have that melanin enhanced indicator that triggers the Holder DOJ to walk away from nailing him as hard as they can- goes he?



Because when you make your whole administration about race, that's what people think you're all about.

George Donner, your trail is ready

To the House Democrats,,,,

Thank you!

Really!


Now lets see just how the Tea Party does in 2012.


Because nothing makes Socialism more inviting than a leader who will do anything to stay in power.

Only the French

Who else would pull a sit-down strike while on vacation?

The way I understand, is that the plane was late, and ended up in Belgium because the original shut down for the night. They were offered a more comfortable place to lay-over but refused to deplane.

The plane landed in Liege at around 11:30 p.m. and passengers were still inside it at 3:30 a.m. the next morning.

"This is unacceptable," Mylene Netange, who runs a network on social responsibility for business leaders, said. "The pilot and crew are no longer here. They left us here."
Yeah? Why should they be inconvenienced by your temper tantrum?

Reda Yahiyaoui, a business owner who was traveling with his wife, a two-month-old baby and a three-year-old, said the passengers had no water and the toilets in the plane were locked.

"The pilot left and he even left the cockpit door open," he said.
I don't know why Reda is complaining- the OFFERED a nice warm, dry, well lit place that had REAL toilets......but nooo, Frenchie has to do his best imitation of a Leftie Lib that side of the Atlantic.

Note to self

Whenever we get the cash to build our next house-
DO NOT put the main TeeWee room next to the main (my) bedroom.
Especially since some people like to feel the sound.
A nice long sound absorbing hallway would work fine TYVM.

A letter to my new Congressman- Quiko Canseco

Firstly, congratulations on our win against the Democrat machine.

I realize that you're busy getting ready to assume our seat this January, but I have a suggestion for cutting about $7 BILLION from the budget- if you're interested.
The way I understand it- Muslims will now be allowed to check themselves for hidden weapons and explosives- because they object to body scans and full groping.

Since it was Muslims who forced us to do this futile security Kabuki- and we're not even touching them anymore- what reason do we have to keep throwing $7 BILLION away on something that's not needed?

Thank you for your time,
Kurt P
Hondo, TX

As much as the Left hates Sarah Palin

And I admit that I love the way they fly into a rug chewing rage whenever she's mentioned. I mean doncha just know that she's something they fear by the way they get all weewee'd up about her?

Anyway, she's got a new show out...and that muffled thump you thought you heard yesterday?
That was Lefties heads exploding when they found out that 5,000,000 Americans tuned in to watch her.

What I AM surprised about, though is the lack of Leftists criticism about this picture:


Notice anything?

If not, I'll leave the answer in the comments.

Well, it's a good thing they have unemployment insurance

Because that's about all the compassion I can dig up for those thousands of Democrat minions who lost their jobs on Nov. second.
Because of the way they helped shove all that detested legislation down Americas throat

According to that Liberal rag Politico which was probably gloating back when the Republicans lost in 2008- We're supposed to feel bad for congressional aides that have served their masters for decades and are now unexpectedly out of a gravy job.

Hey, as long as you can influence legislation, you need to make sure that new 99 months of unemployment is passed- since you'll be needing it in this economy you caused.

How's that for compassion?

But positions on the Hill have largely evaporated. K Street and other areas will be oversaturated with applications. The Obama administration, which was a gold mine for jobs in 2008, will have far fewer openings, experts say.

For now, some outgoing Democratic aides are asking for compassion from their Republican colleagues.

“What bothers me now is there is a lot of insensitivity to the plight of these people who are losing their jobs. Pundits are talking about how exciting this turnover is ... but there are real people whose lives are being affected,” said one outgoing Democratic aide. “They really need to show some compassion.”


That's about the same kind of 'compassion' you showed the Republicans- wasn't it?

The terrorists win

This is just so f*cking wrong.


Yes, that IS a moslem molesting a nun.

A moslim, the same reason we have this entire Kabuki theater that never once stopped a hijacking.

For some reason,,,

The new doggie codeword for "lets get stupidly exuberant" is slut.
See, I'm watching the second showing of AMCs 'Walking', where she is letting the deputy sheriff [her husband's partner]do her. (and I mentioned the word, then the dogs went stupid until I let them out)

OK, yeah his partner told her he was dead, but it's not like they were apart for months. He was in intensive care until the hospital got overrun. But he was on the machine until he woke up... what's that, days?

So it was a month, maybe two since the Zombieclypse that they ended up in Atlanta and she started doing his partener?

I'm pretty much of a male slut, too- but I think I'd wait more than two months before I hooked up with someone if I thought my wife was dead. That respect thing and all, but this is a Hollywood production, so I guess the mourning is hours....

I solved the deficit

I guess this is the new meme.
I had 67% from spending cuts -only because they wouldn't let me cut more- and 33% from increased taxes.

It would have been a lot easier if we hadn't just thrown $3 TRILLION away on our Liberal buddies, but as usual the responsible ones have to bat cleanup for the Dems.

Anyway, here's how I did it, and here's how you can see how you can solve the deficit.

Dear Boston Globe,

Or maybe it was the AP that made the headline.

THIS is a Battleship.

THIS is the Destroyer you're talking about.

Not that we really expect a bunch of Liberals to know that anything haze gray and underway isn't a battleship.....which are all in mothballs (BTW).

Tradition

Go ahead and put this on in the background, I'll wait.

I see that Nancy Pelosi, the new leader of what will become the new Democrat minority in January has reached back to her Democrat roots.
See, she had a choice in letting two subs fight it out for number two in the pecking order, or she could keep Steny Hoyer as another reminder of why they're in the minority.

So, what she did was to make a brand new #3 position for the colored guy. You know, separate but equal. I wonder if the next step will include separate drinking fountains, and lunch tables in the cafeteria.


"Don't be getting to uppity, boy."

I just got done watching the Grahm Norton show

And even that Irish Liberal gay guy (and his guests) were wearing poppies to commemorate what they call Rememberance Day- our Veterans day.

I didn't notice, until I saw Grahm and the rest (Johnny Noxvill and Joan Rivers) with their poppies and wondered about Himself....

The answer is NO, HE didn't.

But by the time he got there, they were probably out.
...Since the converstion probably went something like:

Ummmm----November 11, that rings a bell,,?
Why?
I dunno, something happened then, but I'm not sure what, it just seems we did something last year...

Well, wiki it.

Ok,,,,,,,,,,,OH Crap! It's Veterans Day! We need to get Prez Kickazz somewhere that he can show how he appreciated the military.

Yea, ,,,hey Korea is close, lets drop in there and we can get some wicked Kim-chi while He's making nice to those killers.

Cool, sounds like a plan.

What exactly is a Justin Bieber?

Yeah, I know he's some kind of actor in crappy movies and some kind of singer...maybe.

The first time I saw a picture of him, I said to myself --because nobody else was around-- "man, that 'do' has to cost at least a grand a week to look so professionally ,,, um,,,, tousled.

Just looking at him, you know his handlers have never let him be on his own so he could bond with guys by:
-riding a bike too fast down a trail and face-butting a tree
-having a mudball fight at a swimming hole
-camped out all night in an unair-conditioned tent
-slept in a sleeping bag
-been trapped in a sleeping bag and drug to the girls campground (naked)
-shot a gun
-did something stupid enough to bleed.
-got into a shoving match.
-find (or drop) a stash of girlie mags so you and your buds could enjoy them later
-catch a fish and clean it using river water



BUT, in 2012 he'll be the next Alex Keyton from Canada telling us who to vote for. Because he knows us so much better than we know ourselves.


As a matter of fact, I bet the few girls that read this blog have done more on that list than Justin the Pure.

WOW! Brainstorm

After rereading that diatribe from MOM, and some of the ensuing comments, it occured to me...find a way to fight back.

Along with the protests and stuff, give them something to see.

I was looking at some of the aluminum tape I had to stop some leaks in our ductwork and thought- - -does anyone know where I'm going with this?







Anyway, if you haven't figured it out, metal pasties and a junk protector.
If it wasn't so simple, I'd sell them on E-bay.
,,,And since it's business, they wouldn't object to a pair of smiley faces looking back at them, and maybe a hammer and sickle down below.

RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!

TSA is the most hated government agency. TSA officers are very aware of that fact. We get that some of you come through and even though you hate it, you suck it up and do what you have to do. Then there are some of you who intentionally make things difficult. Screw you and stop it. It is a Federal crime to mess with a TSA officer trying to do their job and you will get arrested. You want to make a point and show your outrage to the world. TSA headquarters is in Virginia. Get on your little bike and ride. Go protest out in front of the headquarters, file your lawsuits, write in your complaints and do your tv interviews but stop messing with the TSA officers trying to do their job. Stop making a point of going to the airport just so you can cause a scene and draw attention to your cause. We get it there are some people who think everyone should have absolute rights and freedom to do whatever they want but it doesn’t work that way. Once you are at the security checkpoint you are on Federal territory and you need to keep yourself in check or you will end up arrested.

Now if you want to fly, suck it up and accept that you have to submit to the security procedures. Yes you think they are stupid or unnecessary but TSA officers and TSA don’t care what you think. They try to make it all warm and fuzzy but they can’t because it is security not a trip to Disney World. Shut up and get in the scanner or don’t fly.

This was from MOM, who apparently was at one time one of those actors in the security Kabuki.

After seeing that the TSA is now banning toner cartridges from your carry-on luggage, and I guess banning larger sized ones from your checked in bags.
I now know how the Taliban is going to entirely shut down passenger air travel in America.

They're going to send one of their Jihadis here with a bomb shoved up his @ss and make sure he gets caught before it goes off.
Then the TSA will hire Proctologists for their newest anti-terror screenings.
After that, the first time they tell someone to drop trou and bend over, there'll be a riot and no-one would step foot in an airplane ever again.

Where is he from?

Clinton Portis?

I mean- really dude you're playing in the NFL and you don't know who the Phillies are?
Playah- pleez.

I know you play football and the Phillies are baseball, but they're the same town as the Steelers Eagles. I know you had to go to some kind of school that had higher education, and should have known that the "P" stood for something besides a fashion accessory.

One step closer

Ok, I'm going for this line locators job.

I passed my two phone interviews and got the online assesement.
I have about 20 hours left to complete it.
Now, given the fact that they seem to want people who are pretty independant- but adhere to the company policy about procedure...

Anyone have advice on how to answer that assesment?
I mean Lowe's obviously wants people to run to their super at any deviation in policy,,,but I don't think they're aiming for that.

How should my mindset be when I sit down for an hour to take those three timed tests?

If parties were people

Would this remind you of anyone?
Skip to the 2:53 mark if you're in a hurry....

Don't everyone call Nancy at once, now...

Veterans Day

To the military who would never have lost a war.


If it wasn't for those Democrats who killed your funding.

Captain kickazz

Remember the guy that was trying to find out who's @ss to kick over the gulf spill?




The guy who told his acolytes to give it back to them harder than they did you?




The one who's going to be fighting the Rethuglicans hand to hand for the next two years.



This guy...




Good thing he's got a Wookie to protect him.

Thank your favorite Deity

that we don't have that doltish Chimpy McHitler and family embarrasing us.

We now have the respect of the entire muslim world for their acting like respectful adults in a highly religious ,,,holy space.



Ummm.....


MEEchelle, like my mom used to tell us all....

You should have thought about that before we left.

Remember two things

First, every dictator needs their own color.
In the case of President Kickass, it's purple.

Secondly, if citizens don't think the ballot box is trustworthy, there is always another box for them to reach for.

Ahhh, so THAT'S why

We're printing enough money to make the Wiemar Republic look like Scrooge....

Happy Birthday Marines!

A quick question for you 'common sense' gun control advocates

Or since you like old timey words- Hoplophobes.

If a guy packing heat is compensating for his,,,,,,,lack of something, what do you accuse a woman of compensating for?

Another assault on airline passengers

This time it was a Delta Airlines flight that was hijacked by someone who hates white people.

Apparently Kayne West who is some kind of hit in the pop culture world decided that he was going to force some 175 people to listen to that vile crap he spouts.

If I was on that flight, could I have asked that the speaker be shut off?
I mean, first it's the check-in lines, and then the intrusive new rules at the perversion counter where they x-ray your bags, then the inevitable 45 minute wait to take off, not to mention the screaming kid......then you HAVE to listen to that ASSHOLE?

I'd either be getting some money back, or suing for intentional distress.

A quick note to Homeland Security

One of your Gitmo prisoners has escaped.







Not that you care because you're getting your jollies at airport security charades.

Just to be sure you all understand

I want to repeat that Obama is NOT a muslim.

As a matter of fact, he specifically did not go to a Hindi temple where he might be mistaken for a muslin by covering his head. You know, we don't want pictures of him looking like he's worshipping allah- or anything.

Because we all know, images speak louder than words...

Creationism V science

I'm sure there are a few that look at Genesis and believe it's stories verbatim.
The majority, I think Look at Genesis as more of a Cliffs Notes version of the beginning of the world.


Or even the Readers Digest version of Cliffs Notes version of the Big Bang theory and evolution:
Chapter 1: 1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
2 Now the earth was formless and empty, and darkness was over the deep, and God's spirit was hovering over the surface of the waters.
3 And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light.
4 And God saw that light was good, and God separated the light from the darkness.
5 And God called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And evening was and morning was: the first day.
6 And God said, "Let there be an expanse between the waters separating the waters from the waters."
7 And so God made the expanse, and he separated the waters beneath the expanse from the waters above the expanse. And it was so.
8 God called the expanse "heaven." And evening was and morning was: the second day.
9 And God said, "Let the waters beneath heaven be gathered into one place, and let dry ground appear." And so it was.
10 And God called the dry ground "land" 1 and the gathered waters he called "seas." And God saw that it was good.
11 Then God said, "Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants, and fruit trees bearing fruit with their proper seed inside, on the land." And so it was.
12 And the land produced vegetation: plants bearing the seed of their kind, and trees bearing fruit with their proper seed inside. And God saw that it was good.
13 And evening was and morning was: the third day.
14 And God said, "Let there be lights in the expanse of the heaven to separate the day from the night, and let them be as signs for the seasons and the days and the years.
15 And let there be lights in the expanse of heaven to give light to the earth." And so it was.
16 And God made the two great lights: the great light for governing the day, the lesser light for governing the night; [God made] the stars also.
17 And God set them in the expanse of the heaven to give light to the earth,
18 and to govern the day and the night and to separate the light from the darkness. And God saw that it was good.
19 And evening was and morning was: the fourth day.
20 And God said, "Let the waters teem with the breath of living creatures, and let birds fly above the land across the face of the expanse of heaven." And so it was.
21 And so God created the great sea-creatures and every breath of living, moving creature with which the waters teem, according to their proper kind, and every winged bird, according to their proper kind. And God saw that it was good.
22 And God blessed them, saying, "Be fruitful and increase, and fill the waters in the seas; and the birds let increase upon the earth."
23 And evening was and morning was: the fifth day.
24 And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their proper kind: cattle, creatures that crawl on the ground, and wild animals, according to their proper kind." And so it was.
25 And God made the wild animals according the their proper kinds, and the cattle according to its proper kind, and every creature that crawls on the ground according to their proper kind. And God saw that it was good.

We have everything, that first...singularity, the Big Bang, expansion, gravity, planets forming, evolution....Science!

Then somewhere, a blue police call box showed up,,,

I mentioned that to show you this article from the LA Tiempo, where there are two groups of Global Warming cultists who are going to try forcing others to believe in something that's scientifically unprovable.


What these 'scientists' want is for us to believe their faulty, hand picked, corrupted data to completely upend the way we live- and in the process, keep the money flowing to more 'global climate research'.

It's like we're supposed to believe the entire universe as we know it took G*d 144 hours.
But were supposed to believe what they tell us, and not look independently at facts...
It's like some kind of............ RELIGION, or something!

The article tells you more with the two groups of players and a nice picture of steam leaving some stacks in a sub-zero Chicago February picture.

To my visitors on WildBlue

I don't know how long you've had it, but here's a little PSA.

I don't know if it was just me, but when I had WildBlue satellite internet- I could guarantee that every Thanksgiving week-end- for as long as I had it, I was getting hit with a FAP violation.
It didn't matter how much or little I was online, but every time I checked my download, it was always higher until I was in violation and my %80/month broadband speed was slower than dial up. Just letting you know, so you maybe can ease up on your downloads in advance so you get a little farther into the Thanksgiving week-end befor getting FAPped.

There are other wireless broadband Internets out their that use radio beams from ground stations to repeaters, and you get more stuff for less.

Does anyone find it odd

That there are almost unprecedented security arrangements for the Oboondogle?

There are 600 security personnel just for the Taj Mahal- and they along with the entire staff are on lock-down until Prez Kickass leaves on Sunday.

Since he's the most beloved and transformative President we've ever had -in the entire history of America- I don't see why they don't just let him loose on his millions of adoring fellow Indonesians.




"Boy, Meechelle- it sure feels good to be back where I belong."

Penny for the Guy?

Remember, remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot

Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, 'twas his intent
To blow up the King and the Parliament
Three score barrels of powder below
Poor old England to overthrow
By God's providence he was catched
With a dark lantern and burning match
Holloa boys, holloa boys
God save the King!
Hip hip hooray!
Hip hip hooray!



Yeah, those bitter religious tea drinking bible thumping bitter clingers thinking THEY could run their own lives better than the King.

It looks like a retraction is in order

According to AFP, the Pentagon said that there will not be 34 ships protecting the president.

Oops, my bad- should have looked a little further, but I'm not a "real" J-skool grad either...as you can see by me not burying this post where you probably wouldn't find it.

I don't know why- given the kilometer long transparent AIR CONDITIONED transparent bombproof tunnel they're making so Brackus Obamus REX can walk (or be driven) to the Gandhi museum -yes transparent so people can get their entire half mile of adoration.
AND the monkey wranglers hired to protect him from his ancestors (in a completely Darwinish way)at the Taj Mahal that he's rented in its entirety.
Or the 3,000 staff of his closest friends.
Or the motorcade of 40+ carbon spewing armored limos.
Or the gourmet food that everyone will be eating.
Or the beaches that they'll probably be closing if Blackie-O wants to take a dip....


Nope, I should have realized that number was overblown, given that we know just how humble our little Barakie is.

How convenient that find was

In the tightly contested Connecticut Governors race, that a bag of uncounted ballots was 'found' by Democrats. Now, in shades if the Al Franked stolen Minnesota election, they want to count them.

Republican officials were approached by Democratic operatives and told about the surprise ballot bag, according to Bridgeport GOP Chairman Marc Delmonico.
~snip~
Delmonico said Democrats asked to have several people deputized to count the uncounted ballots, but Republicans objected, claiming that wasn't proper procedure in the vote-counting process.

And just let me guess....those polling places were run by the same people who want to run your life:
A ballot shortage led to long lines on Election Day, and a judge issuing an order to keep polls open until 10 p.m. Tuesday, two hours longer than every other town in the state.

Because of the shortage, many of the votes cast Tuesday were done so on photocopied ballots.

Election officials began counting those ballots just after 5 p.m. Thursday when the new bag of uncounted ballots was discovered.

AND in a completely unrelated spot of election fraud- by someone unaffiliated with either party, *koff* 75 ballots were found in a pond in San Fransisco....
Which probably won't be counted because of a break in custody.

....But it's not related to THIS at all, except the lack of mentioning WHO was running the election in San Fran.



Just to let you Liberals, Progressives and Socialists know-
When Citizens realize they can't trust the ballot box, there's another box they'll reach for.

Obama's protective flotilla

So, in addition to 50 planes, 3,000+ people, 45 vehicles,,,a transparent bombproof TUNNEL!

The Won is going to have 34 warships protecting Prez Kickass from,,,um,,,,umm,,,,,,,!
unspecified threats. Yeah! Unspecified threats, not like the killer troublesome monkeys by his hotel.


So, in the spirit of Naval tradition,

To all ye who hear these presents
Greetings!

Be it known to all in the future that these brave men and women who crew these gallant ships have, at great harm to their pharyngeal reflex, have completed their mission upon the shores of Malasia the aura of 1337 projection to assauge the wounds of recent defeat.

Those who look upone this ribbon will recognize the selfless determination to accomplish what was ordered of them, no matter what more grave movement they were previously tasked with.

Henceforth,

Ye shall be known by the ribbon now presented to you as the
"Great Boondoggle Armada of "THE WON".

Congratulations,

QUEEN AMPHITRITE

That's one hell of a funeral procession

For our way of life.

I wonder why this wasn't pushed more during the run-up to the elections.


Oh, well.
HEY! It's alright Dems- here, listen to your new theme song as you roll another one:

No, it's not THAT one it's the other one:


BWAAHAAHAHAHA

There's still hope for Oz

It looks like they still have a bit more spark than their forebears in that country where England used to be.

Firstly we had this commercial from Bundaberg rum:


And their answer to whatever they call PETArds down there after the inevitable caterwauling and *koff* crocodile tears of the humor impaired Left.

On the other hand

The Republicans took a commanding lead in the House. 235 to181, a pick up of 58 seats.
Not to mention 26 states that elected a Republican majority Legislature of over 600 seats.




Did I do that?

So this is how it ends?

The Republicans at least took over one house of Congress, and it's the one with the power of the purse. I hope they got the message and keep it shut tight.

The Senate is still held by a majority of those that used every slimy, dirty political trick they could to take over as much private business as possible. Now that they know they're safe, they can go even farther in the sixty days they have unstoppable control of legislating the forced Socialization of America.

Because yesterdays blatant and widespread election fraud proves that we no longer live in a representative democracy- and soon, judging from history something bad will happen and it will be blamed on a 'handycapable' person when the purple-shirted thugs will commandeer a radio station.....

...in Canada provoking the need to put 'someone' in unilateral control to do 'something!' about the problem.


But, maybe I'm just getting my wookie on....


Because Liberals don't "really" want to tell everyone what to do,

Right?

No Ed, you Democrats were loud and clear

Your message wasn't blurred at all.
President Kickass and the other two commies you had in charge of Congress showed how you were going to socialize America no matter what we -the people, your bosses- didn't want.