Oh my-frigging-gawd, the end is near!!!!!!!!!

Yep, the end of the world as we know it is approaching.
We're all going to DIE!!

Because a pipeline developed an internal corrosion leak.

In Prudhoe Bay, Alaska.

The spill covers a whopping 2 acres.
Environmentalists from Alaska Wilderness League said the spill was "a catastrophe for the environment". They said it was "a painful reminder of the reality of unchecked oil and gas development across Alaska's North Slope". They also urged lawmakers to shelve a Republican-led project to allow drilling for oil in Alaska's Arctic National Wildlife Refuge (ANWR).

That's it, pull the pipes, seal the wells and we'll all go back to the dark ages .
We'll live without "evil" mass transit, plastic, computers, modern medicine, clean burning fuel, potable running water, public sewers, TV, refrigerators, safe food, etc.
All made possible because of "evil" oil. Oil DOES make the world go around, it's relatively clean burning, easilt tranportable and relatively inexpensive. That's why it's so widely used, you frigging eviro-Nazis.

Mother nature does have a way of handling things like this, She's been around alot longer than we have. It won't be gone in days or weeks, but it will be naturally cleansed.
We won't wait that long because it kills birds and bears and fluffy little ducklings.

P.S.
Oh, did I tell you that Weds nite, someone went to the new subdivision we're building and stole the exhaust manifold off the rocksaw? It's halfway between Hondo and Bandera on HWY 173, nice and quiet- pretty views. With the cost of gas, I don't think even a cheap 11 acre lot will get many commuters from San Antonio.

( UPDATE 3:0PM)
That two acres that were devistated by the spill, remember?
That's twice as much land as I own. I know how small it is, I can mow it with a push mower in about an hour.