Monday, July 30, 2007

Dear Brit.,

I read about your last attempt at being some-kind of hot.
Please stop.

No matter what you sycophants say, your sexy hot-nobody-cares-about-your-frog-voice is, like so 10 years ago.

Today you're a late 20-something with visibly slack , , , things.
You've had two (or three-who knows) kids you don't take care of.
You're not much better than trailer-trash.

So I guess it falls on me to tell you.

Sorry toots, not alot of people want to see a has-been chunker doing a pole-dance if she still sounds like a frog.

...And your little dog, too!

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