Right, but sooo wrong, too.

Farm or Ranch You scored 13 out of 40 on urban-rural and 16 out of 40 land intensity.

People know you as: The Milkmaid Quote: "You get to not mind the cow smell." Your score indicates that you prefer a rural atmosphere to an urban one and low land intensity. You’re no hermit though; you like other people and, once you start talking to them, other people like you. As far as you’re concerned there is no difference between living in a city and living in a suburb, not that you would want to do either because you’re probably a bit scared of cities in the first place. Examples of places you should live: Amish country, PA; Kansas All Categories Secluded Hideaway / Farm or Ranch / Small Town / Little City / Suburb / Streetcar Suburb / Rowhouse 'Hood / Downtown Loft

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 11% on urban-rural You scored higher than 14% on land intensity

Link: The Where Should You Live Test written by TwelveFloorsUp on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Hondo, TEXAS
and, no- I don't actually LIKE people.
The reason I don't like a city is that there are too many people there- with their F*ing 24inch base Barrio blasters inflicting their noise on me.

Oh, and the "no shooting in the backyard" thing.

(UPDATE) I fergot to tell y'all that I stole this from Donnie.