Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Did a lion REALLY kill or mutilate 42 midgets?

My Unnamed source tells me that:

Apparently in the city of Kampong Chhnang, Cambodia, a league of fighting midgets has lost a fight with a real live lion.

Tickets had been sold out three weeks before the much anticipated fight.

The fight was slated when an angry fan claimed that one lion could defeat the entire league of 42 fighting midgets. The president had recently advertised that his midgets would "...take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

I KNOW that unnamed sources are unquestionably truthful, so it couldn't be a posting from say The Onion or Satire Wire or another humor blog, would it?

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