Thursday, October 12, 2006

Democrat -V-Republican

Maybe that should be Libs -V- Conservatives?

Since I consider myself a Conservative rather than a Republican.
Anyway, This isn't a Meme so much as an interesting post I saw at Miriams blog.

It's a kind of "Free Association" thing.

You get what you pay for- Repub/ Free is good-Dem
Guns- Rep/ Metal detectors-Dems
Jerky-Rep/ Granola-Dems
Meat and potaoes-Rep/ Quiche- Dems
"More power!"-Reps/ Peddle power-Dems
Tree farms-Reps/ Sitting in trees- Dems
Pistols at the range-Reps/ Cream pie in a speakers face- Dems
Bonfires- Reps/ Flag burning- Dems
SUV's- Reps/ VW Bug- Dems

Your guy lost:
Get drunk, then go on-Rep/ See a shrink, then spend eight years undermining everything the winner does-Dems

Church- Reps/ Porn- Dems
Hunting and fishing-Rep/ Figure skating- Dems
A good novel-Reps/ You-Tube- Dems
Nuclear energy-Rep/ Miles of ugly @ssed windmills- Dems
Immigration reform...........................????????????........................OK, pass
NRA-Reps/ ACLU- Dems
Independance Day parades- Reps/ Anti-war marches- Dems


Y'all have a go-
Joseph added these:
stand your ground - Rep // helpless sheeple - Dem

normal people - Rep // freaks and hippies - Dem

White Lightnin' - Rep // Dom Perignon - Dem

Dollywood - Rep // Hollywood - Dem

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Quick question for you Army/A.F. guys

I was over here, and he mentioned "Retreat" sounding.

Is that like evening "Colors" in the Navy where the flag comes down?
Why would anyone who's been in more than 3 months go outside when they KNOW they'll get ...caught..... in the 'respect'thang.

I know it's only like 45 seconds, but, but still it gets real old real fast.

Same thing at 8 AM when the flag goes up. I was usually on something loud, so we couldn't hear that.


As a side note- letting you know just HOW the people of Rhode Island appreciate the military:
I overheard two people talking at a grorcery store on Portsmouth, R.I.

1st guy: I live in Newport and my neighbors are really patritotic.
2nd guy: Oh, really? Why?
1st guy: Every day at 8Am amd sundown they play "The star spangled Banner."
2nd guy: You idiot, that's the Navy base.

Are the chickens coming home to roost?

Remember how we (the Bush regime specifically) are were getting beat-up about out "Unilateral" invasion of Iraq?
How we went ahead and just up and invaded on our own?
Both the Dems amd the rest of the world were dumping on our "Unilateral" action. It made absolutly NO difference that we had 72 other countries involved.

After dumping on America for going after Saddam because the U.N. fell down on the job (again), North Korea is in the news.

Isn't John F*ing Kerry and the rest of the Communists Democrat party the ones who are always telling us we need to get the world involved n solving problems?
The U.N. didn't like our "unilateral" problem solving in Iraq.

NOW, according to the Thief-in-chief of the U.N.~ America is supposed to dump the OTHER four countries involved in the NorK talks and set ourselves up for the target when the talks fail yet again.

WHY would we do that Koffi? We get enough of your chit every time we do your job for you.
You've proved just how incompitent the entire U.N. mission is by your toothless resolutions sanctions and "punishments".
Are you ever going to do ANYTHING (exept the usual mismanagement) about Dafur? Maybe you've heard of it, it's been going on for some time now. Somalia? Oh, moslems-right don't want to piss off the "religion of piss, do we?

Is it Blogger this time?

AGAIN?
Or is it Blogrolling that's having fits?

I'm sure it's not my newly rebooted hard drive, since my laptop is showing the same lack of blogrolling links. It's also not showing *my* links ~so it must be Blogger again.

I guess our masters at GOOGLE are tweeking something again.

And speaking of Liberal monopolies- didja hear that GOOGLE bought-up NoJew You-tube? No wonder they were surpressing Pro-American videos. They wanted the Libs at GOOGLE to know that they had absolutely NO problem wiith advancing Islamo-fascism and Liberal ideology at the expense of freedom of expression.

Like a bad penny, she shows up again

The "runawy bride" Jennifer Wilbanks is back in the news.

Along with her ex, and- naturally her bottom feeding shyster lawyer.

She wants a cool half million from her ex fiancee because she hasn't cost him enough for supposedly defrauding her while she was on meds -and NO,not for her eyes.

Supposedly he negotiated a book deal and bought a house with his half, and booted her when he finally got tired of being the town laughing stock her chit.
Well, apparently in her all seeing eyes, she hasn't cost him enough money or pride, yet- and wants to see how much more his bank account can stand.

Jennifer Willbanks, she'll keep her eyes peeled for anything worth snatching.
You go girl, make him hurt where it really counts, and then demand even more money.

P.S. Jen, when are the rest of your people going to visit earth?

Monday, October 09, 2006

I keep hearing these commercials about asset protection

You know- "protect your assets from the looming financial disaster by invesing in GOLD bullion."

Iv'e always had some questions about that. Like to start, if they send you some kind of ownership certificate- how do you *know* its worth any more than the paper it's printed on? How do you trade n the paper for the gold- normally?

If the SHtF, how are you supposed to get the gold when the entire infrastructure is broken down? Drive up to NYC with no cash-well money would be worthless anyway, right? That's why you're heading to NYC to try to pick up your gold, right?

If th SHtF and civilization collapes, wouldn't something else be a little better to barter with than gold? Lets say, some good knives, or a good stash of FOOD? I think I'd rather shoot a deer or pig and barter for veggies or whiskey than gold untill some kind of order surfaces. I can barter my skills - making electricity, and simple electric components, metal workand carpentry for needfull things- beer and clothing.

The thing is, I really don't think that the appocoalyps is going to bring civilizatio crashing down abut out ears.
Not even the Bush doctrin of unrestricted illegal immigration would cause the catostrophic implosion. A quick decline into second or thirdworld status maybe, with the requisite dishonest poitions--Oh, wait we have alot of those already in D.C.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Just a quick footbal update

Houston didn't lose today!

The only reason was that they had a bye this week.

The Crown Vic

Does any other car scream "I'm a cop" like the legacy Police interceptor?
Just coming up on one on thre highway will make you lift your foot a little-0r it should.

I came up on one today on the way home from work, all black with several antennas; but it didn't look right. As I came up on it, I saw the toys in the back and a carrier behind grandpaw. Ok back to cruising speed of XX a little above the speed limit.

I understand why a civilian would want a (literally) bullet proof car with lots of room and the power to get somewhere, but DAYM- can't you buy a Suburban?

Did the Democrats know this was going to happen?

Is that why the border fence passed by a 60 vote margin in the senate?

Just to let you know, el Presidente Bush still hasn't signed the bill. Two more days makes it a pocket veto.
You know, so no-one can say he vetoed the bill. If that happens I pity the poor fools who think there'll be a larg (if any) Republican majority in the Senate.
Does Bush really think he can keep lying to the 80% who want a secure border and still keep from getting Nancy Pelosi as Speaker?

As if the Senate hasn't done enough to chit where they eat, as far as rewarding lawbreakers, now their part leader is going to effectivly cancel the little backbone that the Senate has shown.

Where are politicians who want to defend whats left of the best of America?
It hasn't been in the Democratic party in a decade, and the Republican party is running away from American values as fast as they can.

Tell me why I should even bother to vote?

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Texas weather for tonight

Moon lit with clouds that kinda look like an ice flow









Yes Rhianna, that's a Mesquite tree.

So Microsoft, how does it feel to be just like America?

In the "just can't do anything right" department?
Microsoft is coming out with it's Vista OS soon, and trying to make it more secure.
They're even asking hackers for help.

And they're trying to incorporate additional security measures in a "all in one" kind of package- which doesn't sit well with the security companies.

Integrating tighter security features into the new OS seems a logical step, but is it fair?

The European Union has already voiced concern that by including features traditionally bought from independent suppliers, Microsoft is being anti-competitive.

John Viega from McAfee also seems to think so: "I think it's pretty unfortunate that Microsoft is here to cosy up to the security industry when they're working so hard to lock security vendors off their platform.

"With Vista, their new operating system, they're trying to keep vendors off by putting security technologies on that ensure that they have control over who can offer protection and who can't."

Well, I guess when you get big enough, all your friends get jelous, and start begrudging you your succes.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Try again

Let's see how long THIS stays on E-bay.

How about I-film?

My "test" of these video sharing sites is to search for "Iraq" and see what kind of representation I see.

Here is an example of the majority there, and the obvious pro-leftst vids get bad ratings.


The RoP is going to track him down and riot in front of his house.

-OR-

SMOKERS

If you were in the Navy, you know...

Does this work?

That's Good Lemonade


Watch Video

or this one?

Subtitles


Watch Video



As I look for a replacemant for NoJew Tube You-tube.

You just GOTTA love Liberals

I put an auction on e-bay for a bobbin lace pillow holder. Yeah, it's not macho- but if I could sell some it would REALLY help in the ambulance bill department.

Anyway- I put it up and ask for the sliding postage thingy plus $2 for S & H.
Not too bad- for driving to the Post office and dropping it off.

I got a message from E-bay telling me they pulled the auction for ***Evading E-Bay fees***
Because, according to them:

Dear kangroo78656,

Thank you for your recent auction-style listing. You listed the following:

110040377802 - Lacemaking pillow stand


Unfortunately, eBay removed your listing. All fees related to this listing have been credited to your account. We also notified members who placed bids on the item that the listing has
been canceled.



The listing was removed because it violated the eBay Circumvention of eBay Fees policy. The violation occurred when you included the following information in your listing:

Shipping costs: US $25.70




Using systems and techniques that enable sellers to avoid paying eBay fees is not permitted. Trying to avoid fees is damaging to the online marketplace, penalizes sellers who pay their fees, and undermines members' trust.

eBay doesn't permit excessive shipping and handling charges because they may confuse buyers about the real cost of an item. Appropriate fees cover the expenses of mailing, packaging, and handling. To ensure that your shipping charges are not excessive, we recommend charging for the cost of the actual shipping and packaging materials. You may also charge a reasonable handling fee.

For more information on the eBay Circumvention of eBay Fees policy, please visit:

http://pages.ebay.com/help/policies/listing-shipping.html



Please note: violation of this or other eBay policies may result in forfeit of eBay fees on cancelled listings, limits on account privileges and account suspension.


To learn more about why eBay may remove auction-style listings, please visit:

http://pages.ebay.com/help/tp/listing-ended.html

To learn how you may ensure a successful listing in the future, visit:

http://pages.ebay.com/help/sell/policies.html

To review the eBay User Agreement, please go to:

http://pages.ebay.com/help/policies/user-agreement.html

Thank you for your understanding.


Sincerely,

eBay Trust & Safet
y

In addition- so as not to scare anyone who surfs the sporting goods section under anything related to guns (I have a BP loading stand there) They DO NOT allow ANY guns to be pictured. Even if it's to demonstrate how the item is used/fits/works...whatever.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

While I'm waiting for the link to open

Let me take a wild @ssed guess and say that the Prince is a moslimb.

OOOPs, I was wrong.
It was the "other" Prince.

Gee I don't know WHY I'd think a muhammadine would want to visit a strip-joint and force his opinions on other patrons.


And in other, not so important news (because it didn't happen in NYC or California)- downtown Houston lost power this morning untill about 10 AM.

You may now go back to trying to ignore Hurricane Tropical Storm Foley.

Google ads

They certainly have their spybots working on their sites, don't they?

Guess where I was in my gmail when I got a link to this recipe.

Title: Gingered Spam Salad
Categories: Salads, Go-withs, Misc.
Yield: 1 Servings

1 cn Spam, sliced matchstick size
1/4 c Finely chopped ginger root
1 ea Small red onion, finely
Chopped
1/2 ts Garlic powder
1/4 c Freshly squeezed lime juice
Zest of 1 lime
1/2 ts Oriental dried chili powder
1/4 c Chopped cilantro leaves
8 ea Cherry tomatoes
Thai bird peppers and
Cilantro sprigs to garnish

Combine all ingredients in a sealed glass or plastic container to
marinate. Refrigerate at least two hours or preferably overnight.
Stir or shake occasionally to evenly coat. One hour before serving,
stir in cilantro. Serve on a bed of torn lettuce of your choice.
Garnish with quartered cherry tomatoes, Thai bird peppers and
cilantro sprigs.

It looks like You-Tube is really showing it's @ss

Michell Malkin- who is a woman of color (Asian brown) , and worse of all- a conservative shares a blog with Allah (who's not in the house anymore) is getting her account pulled fromYou-Tube for being unfriendly to Islamic Terrorists.
So is My Pet Jawa.

I'm looking for somewhere that's not bigotted against pro-America, and not so Leftist that they revolk your account because Islime-O-fasiests don't like what you're saying.

I found this DV Guru site with a comparison of ten differentvideo sharing sites.
I'll be looking at them and trying to see which--if any are conservative friendly, because it seems that all the good and popular cr@p is run by Leftwing lunatic-saviants.

(UPDATE)
Ruty has a scoop on the new official policy over at You-Tube.


I'll be referring to their new name in future posts.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

I'm just bursting with questions today

Like:
  • If the NorKs are still threatening to test their nukes, WHY are their fcilities still standing?
  • This article reminds me to ask, if we can -NOT- give Federal fundsa to cllleges who refuse access to Military recruiters, why can we -NOT- give funding to "sanctuary cities"?
  • If a dog is licking out a plate, and can't see where the stuck-on food is, how can they go directly to that spot for more attention?
  • Why is Paris Hilton so popular? Is it anything besides being famous for being rich and famous?
  • Why do sane people still live in the Democratic Peoples Republic of Californistan?
  • If the Paleostinians have been fighting amongst themselves for like 4 days and there are only 25 killed or injured, why don't we airdrop some instructions on how to actually AIM a rifle?
  • Condi, why do we want to waste anymore taxpayers money on the Paleostinians? oh, that's right it's only TAXPAYERS money.
  • If 9 out of 10 workers have the same SSI number, wouldn't you suspect that something was wrong there and not hire them? I wouldn't, but then again I didn't graduate from a business college, either.
More as I think of them,,,,,,,

Are you eye glazingly numbed with the Foley thing yet?

I've got some questions that haven't been answered yet by the Media Echo-Spin Machine, ok?

Now that I've finally figured out that it was real IMs- as opposed to text messages;

I haven't yet heard how the Dems got IMs that were what, five years old? Did one of them save their side? Was it on a Government computer server that automatically archives anything? Did the Libs running AOL, Yahoo, MSN, or the other IMs dig it up on their own as a gift to their fellow travelers in D.C?

If the Republicans came out with this. Instead of a rush off the cliff, the Dems would phananx-up to defend their perv and start demanding to know how the information came to light. It happend about a year ago, but I can't remember the names or exact circumstance.

Ok, Foley was having cyber-sex with a 16 year-old male page. In D.C. that's the age of consent- AND I'd like to remind you it was CYBERSEX not the real touchy-feely kind.
As a matter of fact, lets go back to the LAST time a Congressman had a REAL homosexual liasion with a page:

Studds faced controversy in 1983 when one of his former pages revealed that he had had a sexual relationship with the congressman some ten years earlier. During the course of the House Ethics Committee's investigation, Studds publicly acknowledged his homosexuality, a disclosure that, according to an article in the Washington Post, "apparently was not news to many of his constituents."

In an address to the House, Studds stated, "It is not a simple task for any of us to meet adequately the obligations of either public or private life, let alone both, but these challenges are made substantially more complex when one is, as I am, both an elected public official and gay."

The House voted to censure Studds in July 1983. Although there was some adverse reaction in his district, a poll of registered voters conducted by the Quincy, Massachusetts Patriot Ledger revealed that 65 percent favored his remaining in office while only 28 percent thought that he should resign and 7 percent expressed no opinion.

Returned to Congress by his constituents in 1984
,,,

And I'd like to remind you that that was before we had the loose morals we have today, thanks to the Gay/Lesbian actavists involved in "normalizing" homosexuality.


So, can we get those Liberal attack dogs to STFup already.


Hypocracy, thy name is Democrat.


(UPDATE) Out of curiosity, WHO were you IMing and what were you saying in 2001 that you might like to keep from the public airwaves?

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Anyone out there getting tired of the Foley hypocracy?

You know, the pot calling the kettle black, and all.

Here's something literary for y'all:

The End of the Raven

by Edgar Allen Poe's Cat


On a night quite unenchanting, when the rain was downward slanting,
I awakened to the ranting of the man I catch mice for.
Tipsy and a bit unshaven, in a tone I found quite craven,
Poe was talking to a Raven perched above the chamber door.
"Raven's very tasty," thought I, as I tiptoed o'er the floor,
"There is nothing I like more"

Soft upon the rug I treaded, calm and careful as I headed
Towards his roost atop that dreaded bust of Pallas I deplore.
While the bard and birdie chattered, I made sure that nothing clattered,
Creaked, or snapped, or fell, or shattered, as I crossed the corridor;
For his house is crammed with trinkets, curios and wierd decor --
Bric-a-brac and junk galore.

Still the Raven never fluttered, standing stock-still as he uttered,
In a voice that shrieked and sputtered, his two cents' worth --
"Nevermore."

While this dirge the birdbrain kept up, oh, so silently I crept up,
Then I crouched and quickly lept up, pouncing on the feathered bore.
Soon he was a heap of plumage, and a little blood and gore --
Only this and not much more.

"Oooo!" my pickled poet cried out, "Pussycat, it's time I dried out!
Never sat I in my hideout talking to a bird before;
How I've wallowed in self-pity, while my gallant, valiant kitty
Put and end to that damned ditty" -- then I heard him start to snore.
Back atop the door I clambered, eyed that statue I abhor,
Jumped -- and smashed it on the floor.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

I wonder what happened to Forneus?

It seems that he either was playing with some html in his blogads, or some druge site put a redirect on his site.
Everytime I click on him in blogroll, I get sent to a perscription drug page.
My navigation bar says I'm at his site, but the status bar says I'm at the other site.

I looked at the page source, and found a redirect from his site- but I know just a little bit more than jack-chit about coding.


Hey Forneus- drop me a comment.

Hopefully this will be my only post on the Foley thing

Ok, the ONLY thing I can see the Dems have anything to stand on here is that Foley was a Republican.
otherwise, he's all they support.
He's gay.
He also like the younger meat.

The Liberal Democrats want to force you to "tolerate" that lifestyle- in Califoristan, they want you to not only tolerate it but support it.

So we have a powerful white male in D.C. using his power to ,,,,,awe,,,, a young and susceptible worker into inappropriate exchanges (in nothing else) and the Democtats are all upset about this?

What if the powerful white male was a Democrat using a young intern for his personal humidor?
Do you think we'd be hearing what we're hearing now, or this?
WAIT, I know! The only reason we knew about the intern and the first "black" president was that there was just too much baggage for the Legacy Media to hide any more.


I'm just wondering if I'm going to hear anyone bring up the point that the Dems would should be praising Foley for his brave stand in advancing the progressive agenda.

Saturday, September 30, 2006

These online quizes

In 20 questions they decide what, or who you should, could or might have been.
The problem is, is that they put their own spin on your answers.

Ok, it's their test-they can; it's like a blog- they're in control.
I just get a little snotty when they call me blindly partriotic when I KNOW I live in the best country on earth. I've probably seen more countries than the writer of this quiz and KNOW how well we have it here.














The Resistance

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.



Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.



Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!



Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!








The Would You Have Been A Nazi? Test

- it rules -


















My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 99% on brainwashworthy
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 99% on antitolerant
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 99% on patriotic




Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

I've got a seal!


Actually it's a Kangroo.

Also affectionately named "the Red Rat".

Go make your own!

Stolen from granny.

I got one wrong

On this drivers test.

But, ya know what- those pedestrians need to be driving anyway, it would keep them out of my way.
I'd make a pretty safe bet that most of the drivers I'm around wouldn't get the 70% right to pass their drivers test again.
If they took it in the first place.

And speaking of driving, if you're the ONLY car on a 2 lane highway and an 80,000 Lb Kenworth is merging on, don't try to intimidate him with your little 2500 lb Escort- ok? It doesn't work.

As long as I'm on my favorite subject, what's with these tailgaters that just have to be within one car length of you (I make sure they go around me) no matter how deserted the road is; or how bad the rain makes driving conditions?
If you're one of those dumb@sses- can you tell me WHY you want to rear-end me and jack your insurance sky high?

That is IF you have insurance.


Drivers test stolen from Gort.

Friday, September 29, 2006

WOW, I never saw that comming

Really, who would have thought that Anna Gold digger Nicole Smith would have a son doing drugs?
That's what her pathologist to the stars concluded when called in to keep the spotlight on the story determine the cause of death.

I'm sorry that I can't get too worked up about a Califonia slut who's main reason for fame are two enormous (hermeticaly sealed) bags of silicone. She brought up her son in the anything goes life of some kind of ,,,,,,,,,"star" with probably no moral guidance- and is now shocked that he was doing illegal drugs. The same behaviour that he probably saw on a daily basis since he had his eyes open.


And in another "wow, what a shock" moment, the Cowboys are having a problem with not only drugs but Terrel Owens as well. Actually this time it's all the same story. The last time I had any respect for the Cowboys since Jerry Jones bought them. They went from a class act to the gang bangers of the NFL.

I'd like to see a Texas team I can get behind, but the Texans are just the Oilers 2.0, and it'll be 31 degrees in Hell before they see a winning season.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

I have to admit

I don't now know any moslems.

Dean, on the other hand basically says 'If you don't acknowledge and praise moslems in the military- you're a trader'.

I did know some moslems when I was stationed in Newport, R.I.
I was General duty as a babysitter in the restricted barracks waiting on my billet to open up.

The moslems back then were a PITA then, too. Always accusing everyone of dissing their cult, and complaining of being assigned to work on their sabbath.

Not to mention everything else that didn't meet their exacting requirements.

You Jews need to step it up

These are like the middle of your high Holy days, right?

You really need to start ramping-up those riots, so you won't be falling behind the Religion of Piss in the unwarrented violence department.

Look, they're already starting to cow theater goers in Germany, just because they have this reputaion- you know.

It's getting to be a tradition on Belgium for the Ramadan Riots.

You know, that's what you need to do to get respect nowadays (ok, lets call it what it is-fear). Go back into your history and pull the inner child savage Israelite into the open and start to destroy anything that looks at you sideways.
You know, like you may have done 4,000 years ago before your religion grew up.


I search for your violent protests against the way the U.N. is treating you, the gratuitus attacks on your civilians by Hamas, the PLO, Hizb'allah- the holocost cartoon contest put on by Iran, and all I get is .........this!

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Kiran Chetry

Ok, I'll try others, but Kiran is my biggest draw. so far.
















Yes, she's a Babe, but so are most of the other FoxBabes that don't even twitch my sitemeter bobber.
Maybe I'll try Loren Green tomorrow, if I can catch her in a good pose...