Now I, too, can be a pretentious @sshole

Too bad I'm not pretentious, though.
And it's too bad it's not the OTHER pretentious German car company- I could use a brand spankin' new 1500 pick-up...maybe a Dakota.


Anyway, I found this in my junk mail..............


THE INTERNATIONAL AWARENESS
PROMOTION DEPARTMENT OF
THE BMW AUTOMOBILE COMPANY.
22 Garden Close, Stamford,
Lincs, PE9 2YP, London
United Kingdom.

(¡)REFERENCE NO: 67/80/IPD
(¡¡)BATCH NO:BMW2551256003/23



Finally today, the result of winners of the BMW awareness promotional Lottery
E-mail programs held on the 28TH OF DECEMBER 2006 was announced. Your company or
your personal e-mail address attached to ticket number 653-908-321-675 with
serial main number
345-790-241-671 drew lucky star numbers 34-32-90-43-32 which consequently won
in the 2ND category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay
out of £450,000.00 .(Four hundred and Fifty thousand pounds sterling) and also a
brand new BMW 530i (sports car).

CONGRATULATIONS!!! .
Selection process was carried out through random selection in our
computerized email selection machine (TOPAZ) from a database of over
1,000,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world.
The online draws was conducted by a random selection of email addresses
from an exclusive list of 29,031 E-mail addresses of individuals and
corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search
from the internet.
No ticket were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different
ticket numbers for representation and privacy.
This is to encourage our prominent BMW automobile users
all over the world. this is to encourage users to Continue the use of
our wide range of luxurious automobiles and non users to try and use our
products.
The BMW awareness lottery is approved and Licensed by the International
Association of Lotteria ( IAL). And ensure to keep your winning information from
the
public until your winning award is finally credited into your designated
account of your choice.
(This is important as a case of double claims will not be entertained.

To claim your winning prize, you should contact the office for
Processing and to intimate you on the process of the remittance of your winning
funds to you,

THE CLAIMS OFFICER
NAME:MR ALLEN KEGAN
BMW LOTTERY DEPARTMENT UK
7 DOCK WAY , SEFTON BUSINESS PARK LONDON , T40 4RT UNITED KINGDOM.
EMAIL: bmwclaims_unit001@hotmail.com
bmwclaims_unit001@yahoo.co.uk
Tel: +44 701 113 936

To facilitate the processing of claims, the following details are required.

Winners name (full):
Address in full:
Nationality:
Present Country:
state province:
Occupation:
Age:
Phone:
Mobile:
Fax:
Winning E-mail address:
Brief description of winner:

Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for
being part of our promotional program.
Sincerely yours,
MR PHILIP UNDERHILL.
Director Online International Promotions Unit/Lottery Co-ordinator.
N.B:
1. All claims are nullified after 14 working days from today.
2. Do inform the claims officer of any change of names or addresses.
3. All winners under the age of 18 are automatically disqualified.


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