Saturday, July 30, 2005

You can skip this if you don't like "Dogblogging"

  • Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
  • Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
  • Dachshund: Now, you know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
  • Rottweiler: Make me!
  • Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
  • Lab: Oh, pick me, pick me!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please!
  • German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
  • Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
  • Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
  • Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
  • Chihuahua: Yo no quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb"
  • Greyhound: It isn't moving! Who cares?
  • Australian Cattle Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
  • Bichon: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat's Answer:

Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

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