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HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

• Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

• Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

• Dachshund: Now, you know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

• Rottweiler: Make me!

• Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

• Lab: Oh, pick me, pick me!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please!

• German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
  

• Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

• Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

• Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

• Chihuahua: Yo no quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb"

• Greyhound: It isn't moving! Who cares?

• Australian Cattle Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

• Bichon: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
  

The Cat's Answer:

Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"