Play stupid games...

So, I went to work this morning, and Karen went to work this afternoon- the dogs were alone for about three hours...

I

If you look close enough, you can see fur caught on the barbwire.

OH? why is that black co-axial cable wired into that switch?

You mean THIS black co-ax?

Win stupid prizes.
Feel froggy now you little black beitch?

Someone is "really" looking to get shot- that used to be a futon mattress.


AND I had to buy a weed-eater because the fuel system on the old on rotted away, and then spent two and a half hours clearing around that bare wire- all the way around an acre of yard.

This is how I woke up Sunday morning

And she was still at it after breakfast.

Both the pasta box and the pizza round was on the shelf when karen got home from her night shift:



I usually leave a handful in the box because the dogs think they're treats.

Something else Blogger sux at

is uploading videos.
I don't even know why they have a video uploader button, I spent over an hour trying to upload the storm that came through last nite, and watched that little circle spin, and spin, and spin- until I decided to upload it to U-Toob.

And here we've been told since 2001-

That doing things 'unilaterally' is wrong, and the UN is the ONLY body that can dictate policies to countries.
Even if the UN and many other countries agreed--it was still unilateral, because BUSH did it.

So, on the other hand it's not unilateral when the Obama administration slaps sanctions on European countries for using Iranian oil... right?
...And now that the EU has fallen into line, Hillary! s going to loosen the reigns on the Euro-wienies and drop Obamas (un)-unilateral sanctions that no-one else voted on--or something that makes sense to Liberals.

GMAFB MEchelle

Nobody recognized you at your Target photo-op.

Because nobody there had the sense to wonder "why" the place was crawling with Secret Service guys and others snapping pictures of some fat-ass broad in shades and a gimmie cap?

But I'm sure Letterman and his audience ate it up.

A new powder actuated tool from Milwaukee tools

It's a powder actuated tack driver that doesn't require a license to operate.
(Sorry Hilti)

A little something from Tesla

...coils:





Via- I wish I could remember...

Finally!

We just got the Notice to proceed from the Air Force!

Now we can start getting our laydown yard ready and start marking for the dig-safe permits.

Except....

So Matt Drudge

Tell me when that third world country S.E. of FLA became a state?
Because it's my 25 year old opinion that Puerto Ricans don't really LIKE America.

But I guess if you're bought and paid for you can write any headlines you want.

I mean the Puerto Ricans don't like us, but the people who made their living on the bombing range of Vieques Island loved us....until the Liberals forced us to stop using their island, and forced the entire population onto welfare...

But hey!
Romney wants us to make them a state, so why worry about making a third world shithole (who hate America) an equal member of this greatest county in the world.
It's only money we'll be shovelling into it forever- just like Detroit.

Mike Suckabee wants to take over talk radio?

His barely-on-the-radar I guess (I've never heard of them) Cumulus Media sent out a bunch of e-mails to Rush's affiliates telling them that he'd be a better host than Rush.

Because he'd be less divisive- or something-
"They are positioning Huckabee as the safe, non-dangerous alternative to Rush and saying to station owners, 'If you are looking for conservative content, we want you to consider our guy instead of theirs.'"

Yeah, Mike. The guy who lost to the the guy who lost to the guy who lost to Obama is going to take over talk radio.

 Huckabee presented Cumulus with its best chance ever to grow into a national competitor to Clear Channel in the radio syndication market even before Limbaugh on February 29 ignited his latest controversy by calling birth-control activist Sandra Fluke "a slut.

That the April 9 launch of "The Mike Huckabee Show" comes amid an exodus of advertisers from Limbaugh's program and an Internet-driven boycott is simply serendipity for Cumulus.

In an interview with Reuters on Friday, Cumulus co-Chief Operating Officer John Dickey described the Huckabee emails as "standard operating procedure" and said the company was "proud to offer up our content to the industry at large."

Well, good luck there Mike- if I have Foxnews on and I see you're mug I change it to anything else.

I know I have Ron Paul backers who read this blog

I admit that I like a lot of what he says- BUT  his foreign policy views turn a lot of people off.

Then add in what most people think of when they see R. P. supporters with their in-your-face single mindedness that to me puts him in Ross Perot territory.


UPDATE-
I was going to make this another post, but Willard isn't worth it.
 I don't know how many or if I have any Mittens supporters here because I'm sure Ann Coulter or Matt Drudge don't come here, and I don't pay them to root for anyone.

This is why the Establishment Republican candidate will lose in November.
Because the only people who like a bully is Liberals, and only if he's on their side. 

The Soviet Union had a constitution

It had all the rights and government framework as ours.
The citizens were guaranteed rights under it.

BUT unless the government follows both the written law and the spirit of the constitution- then it's nothing but meaningless words ignored buy those in power.

Are the AP and CBS rooting for Bashir Assad to prevail?

Does anything jump out at you like it did to me in this little blurb?

(CBS/AP) BEIRUT, Lebanon — Two "terrorist explosions" struck security targets in the Syrian capital Saturday morning, killing at least 27 people and wounding 140, the state-run news agency said.

SANA said many of the dead were civilians, including children and senior citizens.

When was the last time you remember the AP or cBS calling anyone a terrorist?
Even if the original story said that?

Then we have this graphic (well less glossed over than the results of PLO bombs...)description of the results of 'freedom fighters'-
SANA posted gruesome photographs of the scene, with mangled and charred corpses, bloodstains on the streets and twisted steel.

"All our windows and doors are blown out," said Majed Seibiyah, 29, who lives in the area. "I was sleeping when I heard a sound like an earthquake. I didn't grasp what was happening until I hear screaming in the street."

BUT- all is not lost in the peace process. Koffi Anan is there showing the same kind of leadership that that made the UN the epitome of useless pandering.  ...And both sides have the same opinion of him :-D

Diplomatic efforts to solve the crisis have so far brought no result. But U.N. envoy Kofi Annan told the Security Council in a briefing Friday that he would return to Damascus even though his recent talks with Assad saw no progress in attempts to cobble together peace negotiations between the two sides.
After the confidential briefing via videolink, Annan told reporters in Geneva that he urged the council "to speak with one voice as we try to resolve the crisis in Syria." Russia and China have blocked U.N. action against Assad's regime.
"The first objective is for all of us to end the violence and human rights abuses and the killings and get unimpeded access for humanitarian access to the needy, and of course the all-important issue of political process that will lead to a democratic Syria," Annan said.

Looks like someone's going to need to ramp-up his fundraising

If he's going to have the first Billion Dollar campaign war chest.
As of  the January reports, his war chest was some $864 Million short of that goal.

Other interesting findings are that the while others show the little guys contributions (yeah, there's a reason that Obama wants those $3 donations) at somewhere in the high 40's percentage-wise, the Establishment Candidate has..........10% of the peons money verses all the rest from Big money establishment.

Leon, I know they don't mean cr@p to you

And the Democrats you hang with, but they DO contribute more than being photo-ops.

So you want lesbians, huh?

Really??

The same president who had to call the slut democrat activist and law School student Sandra Fluke (which rimes with suck) because he didn't want his daughters to feel bad about their status,,,or their sexuality...or something...didn't have a problem with that guy who sang "f*ck you!"...srsly?

And then got interrupted by someones cell phone belting out some misgynecological rant by Ludicris???
At an earlier fundraiser today, the president was interrupted by a “Ludacris” song when someone’s phone started ringing.
“Woah. Got some ‘Luda’ on there?” the president asked of the person’s ring tone, eliciting some hearty laughter from the crowd. “I hope it’s the clean version.”

Because the First Scold is all about protecting his daughters...



...from the evil influences of American values.

Someone doesn't know what they're talking about

OHHhh- it's the NYT!

And the reporter is talking about huge substation transformers.
Transformers are about the size of a one-car garage and usually painted some drab industrial color, but without them, intersecting power lines would be like elevated highways with no interchanges. 
~snip~
 Ordinary transformers are often too big and heavy to travel by road, and they require special rail cars. But because the transformers typically last 50 years, only a few dozen are shipped each year, so even the appropriate rail cars are in short supply. Ratcheting up the degree of difficulty, many of the places where a replacement transformer might have to go are no longer served by rail.

Not the kind that power your neighborhood, schools or malls.
If those are ordinary transformers, I wonder what he call the square green one sitting in your back yard or on the pole in front of your house?

Cake or Death?

Some Izzy Izzard for your Friday:

So... Who's paying for thrse trips?

Mrs. Obama will host an afternoon reception with 350 supporters in Minneapolis at the Walker Art Center. The invitation for the event lists tickets starting at $250 to attend and up to $10,000 to mingle with Obama and take a photo with her.
Meanwhile, the president will start his day in Chicago, headlining reception at the Palmer House Hilton with more than 600 guests. Tickets for the event start at $2,500, a campaign official said. Obama will then head behind closed doors for an intimate roundtable discussion with 60 supporters who have each cut checks for $10,000.
Flying south to Atlanta, Obama will then hobnob with donors into the evening at three fundraisers tailored to the African-American community.

Then he's on the way to meet black 1%-ers who'll pony up the average Americans salary for a chance to interact with the Arrogant One.

But, then again, he probably needs it to help him pay for Peggy Josephs gas and  mortgage:

Knowing how complicit the Catholic Church was

in getting Obamakare passed- I have a hard time feeling their pain.

Even though I know the Chicago Jeezus is trampling all over the First Amendment, with his birth control mandate.

In which the author swings from Godwin to grudging support

I saw this interview and immediately thought of something that Bill Maher would never see in himself.
...Maher, that kind of sounds Jewish.....

Anyway- GMA @Yahoo had a bit of an interview with Bill about the Rush dust-up. In which he was asked about the Sarah Palin C*nt thing...

TAPPER: How do you know when you've gone too far?
MAHER:  I let the audience be the guide. The bit I did about Palin using the word c-, one of the biggest laughs in my act, I did it all over the country, not one person ever registered disapproval, and believe me, audiences are not afraid to let you know.  Because it was a routine where that word came in at just the right moment. Context is very important, and it's also important to remember that stand-up comedy is the final frontier of free speech.

Yeah Bill, someone else had then rolling in the aisles and nobody raised any complaints either
(I'll give you the redacted version):
 
BUT, at least he's adult enough to understand  what that First Amendment really means:

MAHER: Of course if you take out of context over 10 years snippets inside comedy bits you can make anyone look bad - and sometimes, I have been!
~snip~
 And through it all, I have defended Rush's right to stay on the air! Not what he said, that was disgusting - but the right to not disappear because people who don't even listen to you don't like what  you said. That really bothers me. I never hear Rush Limbaugh unless a guy in the next truck at a stop light has it on; it would be arrogant for me to say "he has to disappear" and deprive the people who do listen to him of what they like. We all have different tastes and different opinions, that's America.


Personally I think he's a POS- but at least we could talk.

You heard it here first

And I got it straight from the Unicorn Riders mouth (via Newsmax)...

Yes-  we will be trying to control gas prices with the strategic reserve.
I know this because because the Chicago Jeezus just denied it.

The only question is when and how much?


Because Unicorn farts aren't worth what they once were...

To paraphrase an old saying

Give a bum a laptop, he'll watch pr()n for a day, give him a mobile WIFI and the Liberals will throw shit like monkeys.

So, the way I understand it is that this company- BBH Labs paid some homeless guys $20 a day to be mobile hotspots in Austin.
They got to keep the Wireless fee and any tips they got.

Which the Liberals HATE.    They H8 it because - somehow it's exploiting the 'downtrodden and helpless.'
Lets call it an eight hour day they work- that translates into $2.50/hr. The same rate as small town non-union waitresses--who rely on tips for the rest of their take-home pay.

I guess the only service workers those Liberals know belong to the overpaid SEIU .

So, being a waitress making $20+ tips is good and noble- no matter how much gas costs, but a Homeless guy getting the same- or better (free housing and no car) is demeaning to all who use that service.

Ya know, if I didn't have a mortgage, insurance, two cars, paying for A/C and heat, credit cards and good food- I could easily live on $20 a day.

On this auspicious day

I'm just wondering if Caesar Obama will be leaving the White House?
...And if he does, will he disarm his praetorian guard?

Just curious- because sometimes history does repeat itself....

I found out not long ago

That the Marine Son-in-Law who is in Afghanistan only heard about those 16 deaths when our daughter told him today.

No one in the ranks -Who were out patrolling - knew the natives were after them.
No one bothered to tell them the Indians were on the warpath and to be extra careful.

Because the political animals that are the officer corps (that's 'core'- Barry) didn't want to ...I dunno..cause something.

1000 words of truth

AND we must make sure that the cops get home unharmed.


...No matter what.

In a blow to the Obama re-election committee

Santorum won both Alabama and Mississippi followed by Newt and Mr. Establishment.
Which means that Mr. Inevitable- isn't.


UPDATE-
Why Does American Samoa, Guam and Puerto Rico have delegates to decide our president?
They're all protectorates, not states and Guam (and probably A.S.) are more tuned to the Asian continent than the American one.
Puerto Rico is nothing but a third world country sucking our tax Dollars away.

And now for something completely chauvinistic

I found it last night looking for PISSED's sweater puppies.

Now for your nightly, or daily earworm- depending on when you see this-





Did I need to mention it's probably NSFW if your boss is a dooshnozzle, or you work with a Liberal.

Talking truth to power

This is worth six minutes. He kind of stumbles there toward the end, but recovers pretty well.
This needs to get viral.