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is what I was seeing all morning,,,,,,,,

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Think it has anything to do with my badmouthing Google?

The random question meme

***FOOD***

What is your salad dressing of choice?
It used to be Western Dressing, but since I can't find it- anything exept Blue Cheese works, usually Russian or French.

What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Anyone that has something I can eat with one hand. I try to avoid Mc Donalds because of the way they insisted on insulting me with rap on a country station.

What is your favorite sit down restaurant?
It's an old store made into a resturant way out west on HWY 90 in D'hannis called Bill and Rosa's Cantina. Great food, huge servings at a really reasonable price.

On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
About 20%

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Chili or Meatloaf, it's a toss-up.

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
I usually go with a Supreme, or Meat Lovers- no Anchovies!!!

What do you like to put on your toast?
Peanut butter.

What is your favorite type of gum?
Not much into sweets, but if I need something it's Atomic Fireballs.



**TECHNOLOGY**
Number of contacts in your cell phone?
4 or 5.

Number of contacts in your email address book?
Way more than I use on a regular basis.

What is your wallpaper on your computer?
On my side it's the tropical island thing, on the family (no downloads)side is the Stone Henge thing. On the laptop, it's the desert sands one.

What is your screensaver on your computer?
Pipes, beizers, and stars.

How many televisions are in your house?
4 only the main one is on usually- mostly for background noise.

What kitchen appliance do you use the least?
That would be a toss-up betewwn the blender, the crock pot and the (redundant x3) electric kettle (tea pot, heater,,, whatever you call it).

What is the radio station you listen to the most?
Talk radio (550 KSAT, 1200 WOAI, 930 KLUP) or country (92.5 KRPT in case you want some REAL texas music).

**BIOLOGY**

What do you consider to be your best physical attribute?
Haven't really thought about that since high school.

Are you right handed or left handed?
I'm a rightie.

Do you like your smile?
*grump* Smiling's a waste of muscles.

Would you like to have something removed from your body?
Don't think I have any extra parts that need to go, no.

Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom?
Depends how long I'm planning to be in there.

Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
I guess it's my hearing, since I'm the only one in the house that listens to anything at the bottom half of the volume control.

When was the last time you had a cavity?
When my last tooth was filled.

What is the heaviest item you lift regularly?
4" hoses at work.

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Almost.

**A bunch of stuff-OLOGY**
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Not sure, it would help saving money on death insurance- but then I'd probably be dreading the day.

If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
I probably wouldn't, I'm used to it by now. Besides I don't think I'd be comfotable being a Steve, or Matt, or Jimmy, etc,,,

How do you express your artistic side?
Butchering wood (yes Riannah, I Know I owe you a trivett)

What color do you think you look best in?
BLUE jeans work for me.

How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison?
As long as I had to, can't see it being any fun, though...

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Of course, anyone with a mouth has.

If we weren't bound by society's conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?
None come to mind-- Oh, wait- There was this one day at band camp.....

How often do you go to church?
Sorry to say not often enough. We mean to, but...
And I know- "The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

Have you ever saved someones life?
A couple, I was a lifeguard.

Has someone ever saved yours?
I'm sure God put out a steadying hand once in a while.

**DARE-OLOGY**
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
I've seen peoplw ith less to be proud of doing it, but no- thank you very much.

Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
What kind of kiss?

Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
With or without anesthesia?

Would you never blog again for $50,000?
I don't think I'd leave that big of a hole in the blog pool. Yes.

Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
I can't see anyone wanting to pay that kind of money.

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
How hot?

Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
I know some people who need it, yes.

Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5000?
Never been waxed, how much for just the head?

Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
I'll take cash.

Happily stolen from Atomic Red

I demand outrage!

I wonder just how longit will take before the Legacy media gets on the bandwagon of condemnation for this Amnesty International report?

Nahhhh, it'll get buried just like the "Nwe and Improved Torture Techniques" at Abu Graib.

Amnesty condemned Hizb'Allahs rocket attacks into Israel, which happened to be a BIG factor in starting that war.

The human rights group called for a U.N. inquiry into what it called war crimes by Israel and Hezbollah, but its report focused on the actions of the militants during the 34-day conflict.

The report is Amnesty's most extensive condemnation of Hezbollah since the war began in July. The militants launched nearly 4,000 rockets into northern Israel in July and August, killing at least 39 civilians.

The firing of rockets into urban areas in northern Israel disregarded international laws that call for distinguishing between civilian and military targets, Amnesty said. "Targeting civilians is a war crime. There's no gray area," said Larry Cox, Amnesty's executive director in the U.S.

Ohhh, THAT's why it's not going anywhere, they're asking the U.N. to investigate.
Plus the spocksflack asking is a U.S. lackey.

No wonder she did it

Just when you think our depth of maturity has become a kiddie pool, comes something like this to drain it even more.

I hope the girls aren't going to be targetted now.
Because they use *My Space* and send pitures along.

See, this beautiful creature hired a hitman to kill another woman because her picture was on her boyfriends *friends* section.

I'm surprised that nobody's made the connection yet

Here we have a multi-person shooting up in Canada.

What finally seems to have happend is that 20 people were shot (mostly students, Plus the dysfunctional shooter.

The Peoples Democratic Paradise of Canukistan force all it's law abiding citizens to turn in their weapons (guns- sorry it's a Navy thing) so they could all live in peaceful co-existance, and fluffy bunnies, and nice thoughts ad nausium.

Where did he get the rifle?
Was he an adherant of any misfits that we had on our side of the border?

He had a mohawk and was wearing a black trenchcoat.

A black trench coat.
Does that ring a bell with anyone?
How about these names.
Eric Harris
Dylan Klebold

If that doesn't make anything click, how about Columbine?

It hit me about 11 tonight when I'd heard it for the umteenth time that day.

Allah be Prized

Here is the missing footage of the Hisb'allah attack on the Israelie ship.

What's wrong wih Al Reuters?






Sorry, I found it right before I left for work. Didn't have the time to send it to MovieMaker to dub a fake ---BUT ACCURATE---moslem Reuters voice in there,

What's new in the spyware world?

I noticed the other day that all of our computers were getting daily alerts for critical objects on our Ad-Aware scans.

Two of them (adtmt and doubleclick) are in the IE cache, so to get them out you need to turn off the system restore- or they want to re-infect your computer. I'm getting tired of that, I may need those restore points some day.

Maybe I'll ad SpyBot again, too, just to see it THAT will keep this new wave of spyware out of my hard drive.

Note: Iwas going to let both teens have it for inviting this cr@p onto my computer *thanks MySpace*, but Karen said she's been getting alot more at her work computer, too.

Note part II: You Mac users can keep giggling. As soon as there are enough Mac users to be worth it, you'll be getting your own versions of this chit.



You ARE using protection, right?

From the mailbag

I hope this example of Nanderthallic, old fasioned, emotional and 'uncool' respect doesn't spoil some Liberals Soy milk-mocha-double apricott-aribbicca bean $15-a-cup-Latte; since this ISN'T how they support the troops.

What follows is a message from Vicki Pierce
about her nephew James' funeral (he was serving our country in Iraq):

"I'm back, it was certainly a quick trip,
but I have to also say it was one of the most amazing experiences of my
life. There is a lot to be said for growing up in a small town in Texas.
The service itself was impressive with wonderful flowers and sprays, a
portrait of James, his uniform and boots, his awards and ribbons. There was
lots of military brass and an eloquent (though inappropriately longwinded)
Baptist preacher. There were easily 1000 people at the service, filling the
church sanctuary as well as the fellowship hall and spilling out into the
parking lot.
However, the most incredible thing was what
happened following the service on the way to the cemetery. We went to our
cars and drove to the cemetery escorted by at least 10 police cars with
lights flashing and some other emergency vehicles, with Texas Rangers
handling traffic. Everyone on the road who was not in the procession,
pulled over, got out of their cars, and stood silently and respectfully,
some put their hands over their hearts.

When we turned off the highway suddenly
there were teenage boys along both sides of the street about every 20 feet
or so, all holding large American flags on long flag poles, and again with
their hands on their hearts. We thought at first it was the Boy Scouts or
4H club or something, but it continued .... for two and a half miles.
Hundreds of young people, standing silently on the side of the road with
flags. At one point we passed an elementary school, and all the children
were outside, shoulder to shoulder holding flags . kindergartners,
handicapped, teachers, staff, everyone. Some held signs of love and
support. Then came teenage girls and younger boys, all holding flags. Then
adults. Then families. All standing silently on the side of the road. No
one spoke, not even the very young children.

The military presence..at least two
generals, a fist full of colonels, and representatives from every branch of
the service, plus the color guard which attended James, and some who served
with him ... was very impressive and respectful, but the love and pride from
this community who had lost one of their own was the most amazing thing I've
ever been privileged to witness.

I've attached some pictures, some are blurry
(we were moving), but you can get a small idea of what this was like. Thanks
so much for all the prayers and support."

These photos are awesome!!
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Sorry, the pics got lost in forwarding.

I hate to bring up this name again

Because I got sick of hearing it real fast.
I never wanted to hear it again.

HEY, remember these words from Ted Kennedy?
"Shamefully, we now learn that Saddam's torture chambers reopened under new management: U.S. management."
........SOooooo.........

We just left Abu Graib in the capable hands of the original owners.
The ones who can handle their own people with their own unique and widely held understanding...

Some of the small number of prisoners who remained in the jail after the Americans left said they had pleaded to go with their departing captors, rather than be left in the hands of Iraqi guards.

"The Americans were better than the Iraqis. They treated us better," said Khalid Alaani, who was held on suspicion of involvement in Sunni terrorism.

Abu Ghraib became synonymous with abuse after shocking pictures were published in 2004 showing prisoners being tortured and humiliated, galvanising opposition to the US presence in Iraq.
(They even have a picture of the Trailer Trash Queen herself at the beginning of the article)

~snip~

The witness said that even in the thieves' section prisoners were being treated badly. "Someone was shouting 'Please help us, we want the human rights officers, we want the Americans to come back'," he said.
Human rights officers? You ain't got no steenkin human rights officers.

Prisoners interviewed in the presence of their jailers said they were frightened for their safety. They complained that chicken and milk had been cut from their rations, leaving them on rice and water. They also complained about the oppressive heat.

So, if we were so bad, WHY do the people who want to kill us want us to be their jailers?


That's something you won't get tired of hearing any time soon.
More of the Anti-American B.S. coming back to prove them clueless - once again.

Thanks to Rightwing News for finding these gems.

Ohh my friggi'n Gawd!

Go look if you want to, especially you catbloggers.

As long as we're on the islamic peace train

Hi Cat Stevens Yousef!

We've all heard or read about the poo-pooing of the two part bomb thing, right?
How it was almost impossible to bring down a plane with something you could creat in an airliner bathroom, right?

Here's a (yech) Google-vid of some reactions of different metals and water. Sorry it takes so long...

H/t to my favorite cajun.


Well, so much for working on the brakes today, or an doing an oil change.

Guess you're geting tired of, 9/11 huh?

And me posting You-tube. Especially you with dial-up.

Sorry, but here's one more- The Liberal equivalence of Fundimentalist Christians and islamofaciests.


It's 45 seconds long.

I was going to put a comment up on You-tube, but decided to do it where he couldn't delete it.

I just want to make a point about this moral equivalency of the Libs.
If they feared islamic funamentalists as much as they do Christian fundamentalists- you think they'd get on board with the war on terror, wouldn't you?

But they don't- because

1. They think islamic fundamentalists aren't as "dangerous"?
2. They think islamic fundamentalists won't attack 'here'?
3. They can attack Christian fundamentalsts because they know they won't be beheaded for what they say about them?
   
4. Because 25+ years of islamic terrorism is all Bush's fault?

Any other suggestions?

I have to admit it - I have a problem

I need to step forward and take responsibility for it.

I was getting on Karen about spending money unnessearily.

They don't have any saying close to being "Nickle and Dimed to death" over in England.
Not even "shillinged and ,,,ummmmm pennied to death". She had no idea what I was talking about.
We had a little talk, and she'll think before spending $15- $30 a day on nothing special.

I on the other hand bought this for me, and this for Karen.
That was my entire unnecessary expenditure for two weeks.
Karen will need to go through several boxes before she is competent for emergencies.

The Path to 9-11 took most of the thunder this week

I saw this over at JimyB's place.

The only place I saw it.

It's not long, but it will have set a very dangeous precedent all over America.
One that no one -on either side- should want to see.
And it overrides the basic idea that you are innocent until proven guilty.


COLUMBUS - An Ohio legislative panel yesterday rubber-stamped an unprecedented process that would allow sex offenders to be publicly identified and tracked even if they've never been charged with a crime. No one in attendance voiced opposition to rules submitted by Attorney General Jim Petro's office to the Joint Committee on Agency Rule Review, consisting of members of the Ohio House and Senate.

Should I repeat that?
Did that "no one in attendance voiced opposition..." even get your attention?

A recently enacted law allows county prosecutors, the state attorney general, or, as a last resort, alleged victims to ask judges to civilly declare someone to be a sex offender even when there has been no criminal verdict or successful lawsuit. The rules spell out how the untried process would work. It would largely treat a person placed on the civil registry the same way a convicted sex offender is treated under Ohio's so-called Megan's Law.

"no one in attendance voiced opposition..."

A civilly declared offender, however, could petition the court to have the person's name removed from the new list after six years if there have been no new problems and the judge believes the person is unlikely to abuse again.


So, you go to Ohio and p*ss someone off, and ~poof~ you're magically on the sex offender list.
Were there no people with their heads outside their @sses there?


And the left had fits about the Nixon 'enemies list'.

-->>My bolding

Football update

I just surfed over to the Texans vs Philly.

The Texans are ahead 7 - 0 at 8 minute into the first quarter.
Philly must have fumbled on their own goal line.

As I'm waiting for the Texans to completely drop the game, I'm trying to catch numbers.
My best time so far is 72 seconds- can you do better?

(UPDATE) 21- 10 Eagles at the top of the 4th- gee what a suprize.
The Houstan Texans AKA the Oilers 2.0

Doing Yoga is kinda religious

isn't it?
I mean Yoga and Hinduism and all?

Here's Yoga for your Sunday religious experience guys

If you can read this, thank IBM

Not for this crappy blog, but the hard drive that makes it possible to surf AlGore's internet.

IBM is celebrating the 50 year anniversary of the hard drive this month.
Back then they had 50 - 24inch platters t produce 5 MB of memory.

Cognative dissonance

I was just over at someones blog (she can take credit if she wants) who linked this PETAphile article with no questions asked. Because, naturally, the only people who intentionally distort facts are evil, meanspirited Conservatives (especilally Rethuglicans) who are out to force compliance with the dictates of the Bush-Rove-Halliburton machine.

So I searched for "gay sheep experiment" and decided on this link because most of them pretty much were the same.

Basically, what the researchers are doing is trying to determin if homosexuality is socially determined or if it's a physical thang. In order to stydy the structure of the brain, it needs to be physically examined.

BAD according to PETA, worse according to Liberals and gay advocats is the fact that somehow there may be a way to change sexual orientation in the future.

BUT, on the other hand, using aborted fetuses is ok for stem cell research- even though (in spite of the fact) that adult stem cells work as well in the vast majority of cases.

Lets review.
BAD- kiling sheep for research.
GOOD- using aborted babies for research.

Lets hear it for the geeks

At least they know how to clean the filth out of their computer while checking out the likes of Koz, MyDD and the DU.

SondraK's a sexy geek and she found this post about the 9-11 mini-series.

Basically it's telling their minions to do a "Googo-launch" after the movie airs, so that anyone dearching will hit one of their blogs to further re-enforce the lies revisionest history Newer and Better than ever portrayal of the ABC experiment in capitulation.


Ok, I'll go with it....... The path to 9-11

9-11 on ABC

The path to 9-11 , rewritten and approved by the Clinton machine

ABC mini-series "the path to 9-11" with credits to the historically challenged Madeline Albright and Sandy Berger.

I want everyone to concentrate real hard

Think back about ten years to the Clinton machine. Ok? Are we focused now?

Let me put what I'm going to ask into some perspective.
All day long I've been hearing about some mini-series on tv station who's been loosing viewers at a steady rate. It's supposedly about 9-11 and the events leading up to it.

Somehow it got leaked that Madeline Albright (who didn't have a clue that she had Jewish blood-untill herFBI background check told her) and Sandy Berger (I didn't know who the Samuel Berger CNN was talking about untill they mentioned document stuffing) wrote a letter to the bigwigs at ABC demanding changes in the movie.

I guess they didn't like being portrayed as inept political hacks- or something.

Anyway the thing got leaked and is all over the airwaves, and probably everywhere there is type, too.

What I want you to think about is this:
The Clinton machine KNOWS how to get alot of milage out of a leak.
They have lots of friends at ABC.
The Clinton White House never struck me as having a whole lot of "Gravitas".
The Clinton machine needs to re-write history.

What are the odds that this whole thing is a big PR blow-out to get people to watch a half-@ssed network, so they can get their ratings back up?

SPAM, SPam, Spam, spam, . . SPAAAAAAMMMmm

No, it's not what you get in your e-mail.

...It's Hormel's tribute to:




Even Vikings like Spam....

Now for something a little lighter

Lets listen to Felix da housecat singing "Rocket ride"



Careful, you might learn to tell the difference between a missile hit and a not-a-missile-hit.

Lookslike this week's going to suck

What's left of it ,anyway.
I only had 2 loads last night, but got home late because they weren't using that much sugar- it was hardly worth my time and gas to drive into San Antonio to deliver it. I got to bed about 2:30AM and someone called at7 this morn- I couldn't get back to sleep so I started reading mail. I found a Visa bill for last month (I pay online-but forgot untill after the deadline) they jacked my APR to 18.25%!!! My Discover card is 12.8%.
I had problems with them in the past, and was expecting it again. So we'll put all our available money into paying it off so we can drop it---again, and never use them again. Next time we won't get suckered by their 0% come-on.

I didn't get to got shooting- went to Hondo to get my Dodge's inspection sticker a day late because of the rain, BUt I got a extra month next year because I was late. I went to Wally-World to finish the grorcery shopping. They've been open about two weeks, and EVERY time I've been in there I've had to wait on something f'in up. This time I went to the self check-out line. Wouldn't ya know it- the bagging scale was off, so the overseer had to keep putting her code in to tell it I WAS ptting the cr@p ino the bags. I was walking out when the alarm went off for the printer cartridge I had to buy because the 15-yr-old decided to print about 20 pages of black bacground cartoons last nite. So I had to wait for security to come de-energize the tag---because the selfcheck-out did't work.

The only good thing today was that I think I got the A/C drain on the Dodge unclogged. I noticed the passenger floor was wet about two months after I had to have a parts changer mechanic replace my heater core. When he jammed the tube through the firewall he blocked the tube with the insulation he tore.

Gawd, I'm pissed at VISA.

Not much today

I did the MRI thing this morning.
They wanted to check my neck- to make sure everythig was ok there.
Then the went to do the shoulder, the reason I was there. Iwas off for four days, so it got a chance to ,,,,, unswell and relax- I was hearing pops and snaps all weekend.
They REALLY need to make those holes bigger. It was OK when they did the neck thing, I was centred. When they put the shoulder-holder attatchment in, I almost would't fit becaue the moved my shoulders to the left too far.
-Anyhting to the Left is too far, but that's another post.
I had to twist and shrug my shoulder to get it through the opening.
My left arm started going numb about halfway through, and although I usualy have no problem, I was sarting to get a little anxious.
They said they got good images and we'll see what it looks like Thurs afternoon at the Drs office.

It started raining while I was leaving.It's been at least2 months since anykind of moisture has come from th sky. It was scary driving on the city streets of San ANtonio-knowing that these morons have NO clue about driving when wet.
Especially when it just started raining after eight weeksof oil and grease build-up on the roads. I kept expcting someone to slide (all the way) through a stop sign, or into my rear end.

I finally made it to the Sportsmans Warehouse, where I got a couple pounds of lead balls for the CUG shoot. Too bad it was raining and the ink would have run all over, I probably could have doon well with the Trapper.


HEY, did ya see that they found more oil in the Gulf? Kewl. Too bad that when they finally get to start pumping it'll get shut down every time a hurrican gets into the gulf, and we'll be in the same boat we were last year.

Labor Day

The end of summer vacation.
The cook-outs.
The abundance of Infidel juice.

Baseball games.
and not to be forgotten--- endless repeats of "The Closer". All day long. All southern accent. All bright red lipstick everytime I look at the TV.

More European Anti-semitsm on display

Yoni the Blogger reports that quite a few Euopean counties are denying landing/refuling rights to IDF planes carrying their equipment.
That means when they're comming from American bases, they can't bring in a full load of defensive arms, since they have to carry that much more fuel.
Which means that the next time they are attacked and need to defend themselves, they'll have less to do it with. The list of these countries is a who's-who of NATO members- the ones that should understand the war on terrorism, not cowtowing to their violent sepratist immigrants.

Also, in a one-way pogrom, the EU is preparing charges against members of the IDF for war crimes against moslem terrorists. There is a huge blank page in the ledger reguarding human rights violations by Hizb'Allah, Hammas, and the rest.

Happy Labor Day!



Including all of you involved in the Miller Mujado March!

"Crikey!"

Looks like Steve Irwin has gone to the big crock farm in the sky.

Bye Steve, you were entertaining at first.

If you have a You-Tube account

You may want to click on the "inappropriate" button for this video of the twin towers set to "Americas funniest home videos". I also rated it with one star.

I know you Libs will call it "censorship", but no- I think it should be age segregated. Not open for all the Anti-American drive-bys to giggle and drool over.



Via JB

SEXaaaayyyy

Just what you want to think about when sending your daughter to college.

3:02 minutes of drunk chick.