Just not feeling it today

So lets get to Rule-5 Thursday

Fill 'er up! edition:

Giving credit where credit is due

So I opened the gate this morning on the way to work and noticed my right headlight was out. (that's an advantage of having to manually open and close gates- you can see what's not working every day)

So I drove to work with the brites on- hey with these modern illumination systems, who's going to care- right?

Anyway, we got sent home early because theSuper didn't show up and I got home about 7:15. I got around to hitting town about 1:30 and got the replacement (or what the owners manual said was the number- a choice of 3) for $10. I was thinking about getting a pair, because the next one is on the way- right?

So I got home and was expecting to at least pull the battery to get to the back of the light housing, when the book said something like "Pull the two black plastic tabs up and remove the housing from the front". Oh??? *Angels singing and harp music*
O-K! So I did- and it came right out- WOW! GM did something that I didn't need a $50 Genuine GM part for!

I got the old lamp out and tried to plug the new on in, but ti didn't fit. ???!!!???
I looked at the lamp socket and saw two ridges that didn't fit the trucks plug....BUT it worked everywhere else. NOW here is where it's nice that I keep my tools with me- including a utility knife (sorry MSM- box blade) and took care of those two ridges.

Poof- it's back in and the two black plastic strips are holding the fixture just like brand new!

Now, if we could only get the rest of our money from them, we'd almost be set.
---Or a tee shirt that says "$56 Billion and all I got was this shirt!"

Sorry girls- not in Germany

Because they banned it.



Muslims preparing to riot about the racism involved.

90 years ago

and three days- Howard Carter found the tomb of King Tut.

This discovery then cause arguably the most intense media blitz ...for quite a while and enabled me, hour humble host to enable you to marvel at the Boy King (the original, not the poseur in DC)

AMC, are you serious?

The mid season finale?

WTF does that mean? Now we have to wait another 10 months to get the next FIVE episodes?

I quit watching Dr. Who because the BEEB kept making the seasons shorter and shorter- now AMC is doing it?

HEY as long as you're going to be down, how about feeding the women this time?

Good by Major Nelson

And JR is gone too.

Oh well this looks like a good Jeanie themed Rule five day!

So Barry-

How's that "Smart Diplomacy" working for ya?

Seems to me that it's working as well for you as it did for the last Dem president who tried it-
But, HEY! his wife is in charge of it now.....
So anything we hear will be filtered through rose colored glasses and virgin panties...as usual.

Thanksgiving- the next day

All the dogs in the house got some leftovers:

Rule 5 thursday - on Friday

A day late because this blonde bimbo is so out of it, she thinks she's a Republican.

And because she fits the chubby thang so well- or more...

The Rodney Dangerfield of world leaders

Getting the same greeting as a servant.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Since everything is a racial codeword- or dogwhistle

Let me try talking about this election without using any, and see if we have any Democrat complaints.

The election on November 6th was a                                    then we                       and           because                                but,                          !          might have                                then              ,              ,            and          , so                             Ohio                           ballot                                        .   If                      not                         because                                  .  Romney                                    Bane Capital                               disenfranchised                            home.      Since                                    Olympics                             .                reelection        SCoaMF              booing                      couch cover                   .



If we                 , then                     because                 - BUT-                                       .
Now that                                              FUBAR                    BOHICA                        then                 just like           .

Ropeyarn Sunday will now commence

And be in effect until Monday.

That is all.

Now- in News that's Not

This message is coming from a guy who never even heard of thanksgiving until he spent a year in America.

Another Liberal telling you how to live.

Here's a message to the Republican party

Their pollsters and other assorted ne'er-do-wells.

We keep hearing thar it wasn't Romney, it was the message...or something.
The same thing we hear when the Democrats are losing.

We hear that turnout this time was lower than even McCain got. Probably.
Because the ONLY reason I bothered to go to the polls in `08 was because of Sarah Palin and the hope that she could do something to help the Republicans.
I bet a lot of others that stayed home this time were Palin voters, too.

Then You threw her under the bus to try covering for that horrible campaign of McCain and your pros.
THEN you gave us Romeny.

Give us someone we can vote FOR this time, or I guarantee you that the results will be even worse next time-
Because we won't "have" to vote against the Democrat and for the smaller evil
Because this time it won't be THEMOSTIMPORTANTELECTION EVAR in your entire LIFE!!!!eleventy!!!! 


Yeah, you lost that one when you decided that Romney was the most electable one you liked.

S.E. Cupp

Rocking that sexy-smart schoolgirl uniform look

But not so much the Fudd Duds...

Taking this to the logical extention

It looks like I'm going to start hoarding hops and grain now, before the restrictions start.

Because this idea of a license to smoke has already been made- and we all know how much the 0bama administration loves to take a bad idea and run with it...

So, is Andrea

Just a slut who like high powered men?
OR is she just in survival mode?

I knew she was going to be the Governors mistress last week, but wondered what the plot twist was.

I'm still wondering about that tea they made a point of mentioning last week in town.

And we get to Leshawn- she's some kind of operator, but what kind?

Like the song goes

Everybody's working on the week-end:


Oh? It's working FOR the weekend? Sorry.

Off to work- play nice.

Yeah Mckayla, I can totally understand

That you're not impressed.

What chu mean "not impressed?"

From FB

Congratulations to the Bakers and Confectionary union

You really showed Hostess who was boss.

I hope HR tells the State Workers Board that you all quit.
But, HEY- look at all those EBT cards you're eligible for now.

I'll tell you right now who's responsible

For that train crash that killed Wounded  Warriors in Midland.

And I won't have to take months of wasting  taxpayers money for the investigation and a 1,000 page report.
It was the driver of that flatbed who pulled onto the tracks without room to keep going to clear the tracks.

They were in a parade and the truck in front stopped and the trailing truck stopped on the tracks instead of behind the danger zone. The driver couldn't back up because there was probably someone behind him.

There, I just saved millions of Dollars in taxpayer money for overpaid safety consultants, travel and lodging.

Thursday rule Five

Curves:

I still have a hard time believing

That we lost honestly to the party of this:








But then I remember this:

My what a huge media storm

That the Petraeus adultery scandal opened up.
The MSm is all besides themselves in using this to protect their Chicago Jeezus from the inactions of his administration.

SO--how many people died because of the Petraeus affair?

It's days like this

That I kind of wish I had a desk job in a nice warm office.

This is obamas thanks- Ohio

I wish I could be an adult about this and be more forgiving- but you stuck America with a four year nationalization that will make Venezuela look like a monopoly game.

Sucks to be 0bamphiles on food stamps.
Yeah, and I feel the same way about those suckers in NYC and New Jersey who re-elected that fail that is Chicago-on-the-Potomac.

Rule 5 Veterans edition

So, I got a surprise on my way to work this morn.
It would have been yesterday, but the cell coverage wanders at the house, so i didn't get the voicemail that said to call him.

I got to the Lackland gate and the boss finally returned my calls and said don't come in today because I'm giving all my vets off with pay.


So happy belated Veterans Day!

To paraphrase a black racist

I see that g00gle is "Proud of their country for the first time in their corporate life".

...OR it could be that they're happy they'll be using their data base on your surfing habits to help clamp down on out freedoms even more.

Nice idea Louisiana

How do you think the Statists in control of the White House are going to react to your petition to secede?
Oh, look! Texas has one too.

Yeah, like they're really going to let us go- who'll carry water for the blue states then?

Getting into the mindset of the American electorate

Look!

A cute kittah-

Found a good time-sink

Because Navy-One mentioned it several times.

This set of answers proves that the University experience takes you right out of the ordinary plane of existence that most Americans know.
The basic question was a lighthearted question about civil war tech thrown back to the Spartans.

Sorry to Navy-One for stealing your schtick- but couldn't help it this time.

This is a link to the Q & A to this question.:

Whole entire american civil war armies combined vs the whole army of spartans?
The north and the south combined vs the whole entire spartan army? The civil war armies went back in time to fight the spartans. The civil war armies have better weapons, but the spartans never back down and they have better strategy.

Who do you think would win?

• 1 day ago
• - 3 days left to answer.

Additional Details

@Ksteven, we are just pretending.

Yeah- I'm Ksteven..still trying to figure out just "who" Navy-One is....

We got on the subject of watching TeeWee today at work

One of the other foremen were saying how much his cable bill went up, and I mentioned that I don't have to worry about that. I told them that any cable I get is overpriced unless it's free, no matter what line-ups they offer- because:

•  I don't speak enough spanish- so I lose 1/2 those chanels
• I don't watch soaps or shopping channels, so lose that 1/3
• I don't watch a lot of sports and hardly any MSM news,

So what I'm left with is the "American PawnPickers" channel, the "Diners, Drive-ins and Dives Chanel,  the "House Hunters" chanel, The "Storage Wars" chanel, and a couple others they supplied.

Then they said- so you get free cable? No, I pay for my internet, but I told the Tech that I used to work for Time-Warner and they left the trap off the jack on the pole.

So they asked- you get free cable? No, I pay for my internet ;-)


AND with our new theme of joining mainstream America:

Look! The new normal!

Joining the 2/3 of Americans who couldn't be assed enough to vote

Fuck politics.
Fuck caring about my country.
Fuck doing anything other than being the Pre-Documentery of Idiocracy- the movie.

Thursday Rule Five---
Girls with bewwbzz!

Dear Mr. Gault,

You don't know me, and may probably not even see this letter; however I would like to express my appreciation for your idea of leaving the mess to those who made it.

I know and understand your seeking out the rich and powerful who could make a difference somewhere else. I am not rich or powerful, but I feel I can still make a difference.
I'm not a powerful oil magnate or a steel Barron, but I know how to install and maintain the utilities to keep them running wherever they may be.

I didn't contribute to this result, and fought against it in the small way that I could.
I don't want to be left to contend with the results of both this new political regime and the last fiscal sanity leaving this country.

Please sir, if you have a use for myself who learned many valuable skills in the Navy and my wife who can repair and manufacture electronic boards- let me know if there is any hope that we might be able to assist your newest endeavor.

Sincerely,
Kurt P.

Goodby America

Hello Venezuela del Norte.
We had a good run, sorry this happened on my watch but I tried.

Looks like they stole it

I shouldn't have looked.

Dayyyym

It's only 8:35?

Long nite, or is it just me?

Guess Ill see what's on Netflix.

A reminder to myself

Empty Petunias spa before you go to work.

Remember remember the 5th of November

The Gunpowder Treason and plot ;
I know of no reason why Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.

Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes,
'Twas his intent.
To blow up the King and the Parliament.
Three score barrels of powder below.
Poor old England to overthrow.
By God's providence he was catch'd,
With a dark lantern and burning match
 
Holloa boys, Holloa boys, let the bells ring
Holloa boys, Holloa boys, God save the King!
 
Hip hip Hoorah !
Hip hip Hoorah !
 
A penny loaf to feed ol'Pope,
A farthing cheese to choke him.
A pint of beer to rinse it down,
A faggot of sticks to burn him.
Burn him in a tub of tar,'
Burn him like a blazing star.
Burn his body from his head,
Then we'll say: ol'Pope is dead.

Apparently I was wrong on thick women post

Maybe they're called Curvy women?

Ok, I can do a weekly Rule 5 thing on curvy women.

The non-Katrina event

Things aren't as bad in the blue coast as they were in the aftermath of Katrina- physically.

What is the same- or worse is the FEMA response and the Democrats in charge who are falling down (as usual).
There are food riots, dumpster diving (on the second day), fuel riots And FEMA  says they won't be able to supply potable water until Monday. THEN we have news that utility trucks are being turned away because they're not union members. -if I were in that line truck, I'd make a sign saying "Turned away from helping NY/NJ by IBEW #_____" as I went home.

BUT as bad as things are, we're not hearing the non-stop criticism directed at the guy in charge of the FAIL that is the response- no one in the MSM is calling out Barack H. 0bama and saying he hates white people, are they?
No one is going anywhere near blaming the 'Smartest Negro in the whole world' for the failings of his hand picked appointments.

Because it's not a white republican who's not going enough.

This is why you can't have good things

Bridgeport is right in the heart of Liberal-land on the east- isn't it?

United Illuminating workers reported eggs and other objects being thrown at them a day after Mayor Bill Finch said the utility was taking care of wealthy suburbs while his constituents suffered. The unrest caused United Illuminating to pull its workers out until the city agreed to provide police protection.
"Citizens began throwing things at the crews," Michael West, a spokesman for United Illuminating, told FoxNews.com. "It started to get pretty hairy. They did not feel safe."
West said it started with verbal abuse and escalated.