Monday, April 23, 2012

Too bad there Officer Obie

That brand new i-fone see-through-the-walls technology isn't where you want it yet.

And our Fourth and Fifth Amendment rights still mean something.

And you J.R. Highschoolers, you'll still have to get your jollies off the old mans mags, or the intratuubzz (if it's not blocked).

This X-ray vision has a range of..............inches (at the most), so you won't be able to perv the next door hottie unless your a TSA guy, and you officer doper-doggies won't be able to watch what I'm doing inside my house because you have that Constitutional blanket protection called "The Sheriffs Hunch" to spy on my private home when I'm not doing anything illegal.

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