Or else Mooch is a really bad food shopper. -or their maid was a bad shopper....
Because id Barry ever wanted fresh fruit, he'd leave his car and take a subway to go to a store that had fresh fruit....or something.
Because taking one of your cars that two working adults had to go to work with would hurt Gaia (somehow) if you wanted a piece of fresh fruit and your wife was too ...unhealthy to buy when she went food shopping- and you didn't have any fresh fruit in the refrigerator................
You know, I'm really into the meat and carbs thing- but even I have some kind of fresh fruit or veggies in the fridge.
It's probably destined for a side dish, or ingredient in my carnivorous diet, but you can still eat carrots raw.
Maybe his Constitutional Law Degree didn't have a course in recognizing Veggies and Fruits?
ReplyDeleteMaybe the definition of "is a fruit" is different in DaleyLand?
Poor Mr. Man had to travel on dangerous public transportation without benefit of CCW to get an apple.
sniff sniff
There are four grocery stores within a few blocks of his house in Chicago.
ReplyDeleteI call bullshit. It's not like he hasn't lied before to try and make himself look better.
ReplyDeleteI buy fresh produce, then I let it sit in the fridge until it goes bad, then I throw it out.
ReplyDeleteNever had to ride a subway to do that, though.