Friday, April 27, 2012

As someone who is a creationist, all I can say bout this is

Fire up the barbi- we have shrimp to cook!

Not just any shrimp, but giant cannibal shrimp for twice the shrimpy goodness.

Because unlike those who believe in the Darwinist survival of the fittest, and want to impoverish humans to save a nonviable subset of a subspecies from inevitable extinction, I eagerly await them at my local HEB.

3 comments:

  1. Season well, wrap them in bacon and cook on the grill until done.

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  2. ...those who believe in the Darwinist survival of the fittest, and want to impoverish humans to save a nonviable subset of a subspecies from inevitable extinction...

    Um, I think you've missed out on something here. I believe "and" should be replaced by a "yet."

    (For the record, I'm a "Darwinist" myself.)

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  3. I'm actually more of a Creative Darwinist- I believe God (or something) started the ball rolling and just kind of nudges a little when things get too far out of hand.

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