Does this picture make me look fat?

Maybe.
But I like pleasingly plump.

But just because you thought it did, and you stole 1,000 school papers to hide it- GUESS WHAT?????
Now you're going to be all over the Internet!

And just to let you know, you shouldn't be so embarrassed about your belly- You really ought to be embarrassed that you look like a whore stripper on her way to work. The used "ho" look brought to you by the letter "N"


Do your parents know you dress like that?