Ok, I saw the guys picture and couldn't help posting

I was surfing and clicked on the Crazy Canadian Chainsaw Carrier over at the Puppy Blender.

This news item has a picture you just have to see, then tell me if you may have seen the guys sister lately.

Oh, he was trying to cross from Canada into the U.S. with:

a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, brass knuckles and a chain saw stained with what appeared to be blood. U.S. customs agents confiscated the weapons and fingerprinted Despres. Then they let him into the United States.
Nothing unusual going on, just another day protecting America.