Does your job suck? Not enough exitement? Head to Portland, Oregon!

Then you too could join Portlands Finest where they bond by:
"... nude hot-tubbing, pornography-viewing, strip club outings and explicit skits in which team members simulated having sex and masturbating."

AND, don't worry if anyone objects, because:
A federal jury determined that the sexually charged antics of the Portland Police Bureau's elite tactical team did not create a hostile work environment for its first female member.

Officer Liani Reyna, 36, who joined the team in 1999, accused the police bureau of allowing the team's rituals to go unchecked for years, then retaliating against her when she complained. She asked the jury to award her damages in excess of $1 million.

Now quick, run and join a Blue State S.W.A.T. team and you can get away with almost anything you can think of too.