These online quizes

In 20 questions they decide what, or who you should, could or might have been.
The problem is, is that they put their own spin on your answers.

Ok, it's their test-they can; it's like a blog- they're in control.
I just get a little snotty when they call me blindly partriotic when I KNOW I live in the best country on earth. I've probably seen more countries than the writer of this quiz and KNOW how well we have it here.

The Resistance Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side. Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak. Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations! Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance! The Would You Have Been A Nazi? Test - it rules -

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on brainwashworthy You scored higher than 99% on antitolerant You scored higher than 99% on patriotic

Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

I've got a seal!

Actually it's a Kangroo.

Also affectionately named "the Red Rat".

Go make your own!

Stolen from granny.

I got one wrong

On this drivers test.

But, ya know what- those pedestrians need to be driving anyway, it would keep them out of my way.
I'd make a pretty safe bet that most of the drivers I'm around wouldn't get the 70% right to pass their drivers test again.
If they took it in the first place.

And speaking of driving, if you're the ONLY car on a 2 lane highway and an 80,000 Lb Kenworth is merging on, don't try to intimidate him with your little 2500 lb Escort- ok? It doesn't work.

As long as I'm on my favorite subject, what's with these tailgaters that just have to be within one car length of you (I make sure they go around me) no matter how deserted the road is; or how bad the rain makes driving conditions?
If you're one of those dumb@sses- can you tell me WHY you want to rear-end me and jack your insurance sky high?

That is IF you have insurance.


Drivers test stolen from Gort.

WOW, I never saw that comming

Really, who would have thought that Anna Gold digger Nicole Smith would have a son doing drugs?
That's what her pathologist to the stars concluded when called in to keep the spotlight on the story determine the cause of death.

I'm sorry that I can't get too worked up about a Califonia slut who's main reason for fame are two enormous (hermeticaly sealed) bags of silicone. She brought up her son in the anything goes life of some kind of ,,,,,,,,,"star" with probably no moral guidance- and is now shocked that he was doing illegal drugs. The same behaviour that he probably saw on a daily basis since he had his eyes open.


And in another "wow, what a shock" moment, the Cowboys are having a problem with not only drugs but Terrel Owens as well. Actually this time it's all the same story. The last time I had any respect for the Cowboys since Jerry Jones bought them. They went from a class act to the gang bangers of the NFL.

I'd like to see a Texas team I can get behind, but the Texans are just the Oilers 2.0, and it'll be 31 degrees in Hell before they see a winning season.

I have to admit

I don't now know any moslems.

Dean, on the other hand basically says 'If you don't acknowledge and praise moslems in the military- you're a trader'.

I did know some moslems when I was stationed in Newport, R.I.
I was General duty as a babysitter in the restricted barracks waiting on my billet to open up.

The moslems back then were a PITA then, too. Always accusing everyone of dissing their cult, and complaining of being assigned to work on their sabbath.

Not to mention everything else that didn't meet their exacting requirements.

You Jews need to step it up

These are like the middle of your high Holy days, right?

You really need to start ramping-up those riots, so you won't be falling behind the Religion of Piss in the unwarrented violence department.

Look, they're already starting to cow theater goers in Germany, just because they have this reputaion- you know.

It's getting to be a tradition on Belgium for the Ramadan Riots.

You know, that's what you need to do to get respect nowadays (ok, lets call it what it is-fear). Go back into your history and pull the inner child savage Israelite into the open and start to destroy anything that looks at you sideways.
You know, like you may have done 4,000 years ago before your religion grew up.


I search for your violent protests against the way the U.N. is treating you, the gratuitus attacks on your civilians by Hamas, the PLO, Hizb'allah- the holocost cartoon contest put on by Iran, and all I get is .........this!

Kiran Chetry

Ok, I'll try others, but Kiran is my biggest draw. so far.
















Yes, she's a Babe, but so are most of the other FoxBabes that don't even twitch my sitemeter bobber.
Maybe I'll try Loren Green tomorrow, if I can catch her in a good pose...

Comparative anatomy

You single, gun loving wimmin might like to take a look at comparable physiques of certain masculine type objects.

Oh, and guys- it's ok if you look too. You may even enjoy the p()rn.

Very important air travel PSA

I found this Pre-flight safety briefing translated into American Sign Language.


You really need to watch it if you have anyone with the slightest of hearing problems.
Or if you have broadband.





Hiya MR. Blogger/Google rep. I just want to let you know that I've been trying to post this since about 10:20AM- my time.

Just a quick note

The Jews had their big Holiday, and they didn't break one thing.

Or person.

Or blow anyone up beause they weren't "Jewish" enough.

Not too bad

Here is the result for the Navy Colt

I know it's a cheap knock-off, but now it has something close to the "original" finish. Most guns in the early days weren't blued. Oil or chrome worked as a protective coating, besides just a plain gun cost half a month wages without eye attracting shinyness.


...and the Trapper

I had to remove the front and rear site, so now I need to hit the range to reposition them.

YES!!!

Umm, well tomorrow.

HMMmmmmmmm...........

I guess it would make all kinds of sense if I were some enviro-wako-lizard lover.
But I'm not.

I wonder What Steve Irwin would think about getting closer to your pet Goannas by feeding them your lastborns placenta?

BRISBANE, Australia Sep 25, 2006 (AP)— An Australian man who says "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin shaped his love for reptiles said Tuesday he plans to feed the placenta from his newborn son to his pet goannas to bring the family closer to lizards.

Wil Kemp, a reptile keeper at Rockhampton Zoo in northeastern Queensland state, said his second son was born on Sept. 5, the day after Irwin was killed by a stingray attack while filming on the Great Barrier Reef.

Kemp and his fiance Kahila Pepper gave the boy the first and second names Tai and Irwin the former after the taipan snake and the latter after the television star and conservationist.

Kemp said the couple planned to feed the placenta to their three pet goannas, which live in pits in the family's backyard, after a homecoming gathering on Sunday.

Of COURSE they're in OZ, I don't think even our dingbats would go that far.

So Hill's defending Bill-

Again.
Standing by her man.

Has she started baking cookies yet?

She's out there accusing Condi of lying about what was left for the Bush team by the Clinton teens.
Besides broken keyboards, graphety and stelth porn.

If Hillary can remember what her husband left for the Bush team- maybe it would be a good Idea for Ken Starr to re-ask all the questiond that she couldn't remember before.

Like What did you do in the Rose Law firm?

Or- That $10,000 you put into cattle futures (and walked away with $100K)when you both only made $30K- do you remember where you got it yet?

Can you remember who hired Craig Livingstone?

Does the name Vince Foster ring a bell?

I'd better stop, I'm feeling grimey- like I stopped to look in at the D.U.

Do you see the picture in my profile?

If he doesn't get the f*ck away from me, that's all that'll be left of him.

Go AWAY!
Get out from under my FEET!

Stoopid dawg- I'm going to start slamming the door on you instead of waiting for you to wander out behind me.

Get AWAY from ME!

I'm refinishing the barrels on the black powder pistols, and EVERY f*cking time I go in, or out there he is. I open the oven to check the metal- there he is. I get the hot barrel, and head to the door- there he is in my way to open the door. I get to the acid wash stand- there he is, waiting to get acid dropped on him.

The return trip is the same way.

Anybody want a dog? He's good at chasing goats.


GET AWAY FROM ME!!

I see I was right

When I posted about Ramadon.

My how fast a story gets dropped from Al Yahoo when it says something bad about moslems.
I caught a story about the RoP celebrating the opening of their Holy month by some kind of riot when I opened Yahoo for the Kiren Chetry bio- now it's completely gone.

Ahh, there it is-
And from the MiddleEast news online:

Officials said the Iraq Army and national police units have conducted more than 600 security operations in the past two weeks to disrupt insurgency plans for Ramadan. They said Al Qaida and aligned insurgency groups have sought to increase attacks on civilians during Ramadan, which begins over the weekend.

"Historically, Ramadan has been a period of increased violence," U.S. military spokesman Maj. Gen. William Caldwell said. "Iraqi security forces, with coalition forces in support, have plans to address this concern."

Like I said--- have a Holly jolly Ramadan!

Just curious

Wondering what this does to my sitemeter.


Page Hopkins on FoxNews.

Kiran Chetry gave it a boost.



Also on FoxNews........It looks like the U.N. is going to show it's @ss class by booing Israels Olmert when he comes to speak later today(?).

Dean says he can't find decent latin music on you-tube

for his back-and-forth with his co-blogger.

Here's Freddy Fender in a cross-over cajun thang--Jambalia


or the Texas Tornadoes --Hey baby que paso?


How about both? in --Who were you thinking of?


Some Cumbia?


OR Little Joe Y La Familia--Las Polkitas?




Sorry you lesbian latina pervs- no Selena

Almost forgot

Happy Roshashana!

Try not to go breaking things during your new year.

Democrats reaching accross the aisle

Because they're the party of inclusion.
Working the best they can to overcome the divisiveness of George BusHaliburtonMcHitler.



This example of Democratic love is on Hwy 90 E. just leaving Castroville, Tx.

Btw, he's got my vote because he's standing up for America over(instead of?) political and financial expedience.

I took a picture on our $185 Nikcom cam.

Actually, I took a picture and the girls filled the memory card on it.

I'm in their album thing-Photo Impression, and I can't even send them e-mail.
The only thing I can do is edit them.
I can't upload them to Blogger- I can with the Logitech. I can't even FIND the album in Photo Impression, or Photo Sahare.

I can't send them anywhere- and the "Read Me" file sucks.
I've been f*cking with it all afternoon with no good results.
I did learn that you need to drag abd drop pictures to the folder you want them in.

I guess I'll have to see if the HELP has any idea about letting anyone else see them if they're not looking at my monitor.
I can't even get the files to open if I download the memory card from the printer. I wish I'd known what a PoS the Nikon program was.



Oh, we've had bad thunderstorms all afternoon- the white dog decided he was afraid of them after the house shook down to the foundation.

Woosie.

And the satellite link doesn't like all those free electrons floating around, either- I guess.


(UPDATE Sept 24) In oder to even send those pics by e-mail EVERYONE has to sign up on the Nikon site for an album.
Just to view a frigging picture.

Sci-Fi channel is showing the Night Stalker

It's a remake.
It's just not the same with out the "real" Karl Kolshack.

So, whadda think?

I finally got some time to throw my ideas together in this 1:14 clip of the Iranian President at the UN.


Yeah, I know, but I didn't want to spend all day looking for clips I could download.
Anyway, That's what I saw in my minds eye when I heard that he was preaching to the choir.





(UPDATE Sept 23) The speech the clip Is from was his "intolerance" speech. I thought it fit pretty well, considering who ws talking and who he was talking to.

Odd things you find by clicking

You know looking for one thing and end up somewhere else comletely.

Just now, I was looking for something on Abudinjihad and ended up here.

Great!

I'm now paying $52.65/mo on a bill that never needed to be generated in the first place.

For a sprained thumb.

Confused and hurt teen + dingey @ssed immature color guard teacher= $700 in ambulance bill.

I think the teen's computer picked up a virus or a worm from all the crap she has downloaded, including Limewire- which she had set on open for every hacker that's ever heard of file sharing.
Plus, she has it set (along with every IM known to man) to open up automatically when windows starts. I can't figure out how -short of uninstalling) to get it not to run automatically.



Grumble,,,,,,,

Sorry, got nuffin

I've started some posts, but just couldn't finish them.

I dunno, just have a bad case of 'blogthargy', I guess.

I just got hit with another bill for an un-needed ambulance the ditzy drill team coach called for the 14-yr-old (then) about a possible broken thumb.
Karen was in Conroe ( about an hour N. of Houston) when the first call came in mid-day. I got the call on Vonage voicemail **NOTE- Vonage and satellite broadband are almost incompatible right now, at this stage of technology**.

I tried calling the other mobile (the 14-yr-old) and it was off.
This was during the period of time when she didn't want us to suprize her by showing up wherever she was, so we DID'NT know where she was. AND couldn't find out where she was---because her phone was off.

I tried the school website- the only contact for Ditzy-Flag-Teach. was e-mail, or a landline answering machine (I recognized the prefix). No one answered at her school- or had an answering machine working.

Mom (who is used to ENGLISH medical practice) tried to relay what was going on -remember the vonage/satellite thing? I kept asking the physical address and got "Southwest High".

Nice.

If I'd KNOWN where S.W. High was, I'd have been there by now. (We'd just moved into the area about 8 months prior). About ummmmm,,, dark Ditzy-teach calls Karen and tells her 14-yr-old is getting really bad, and they think her thumb is broken- can they call an Ambulance?

Karen says "yes".

I get a call from EMS on the phone that had been off ALL F'ing day telling me they were taking her to the childrens hospital in S.A.
They also gave me the wrong directions on who to get there. Be advised,,, you CANNOT get onto Houston St. if you're going north on I-35. I ended up following Houston St. from where it meets I-10 (east S.A. through the center of the historic-traffic-lights-at-every-corner center of tourist-trap-river-walk an Antonio). I FINALLY find the hospital and the teen/ Ditzy-broad-in-charge.

I find out that the teen was given an itiniary WITH physical location at evry away production they have. Teen couldn't be bothered to give it to us.

..........Months later...........

.........After the insurance gets through, our responsibility is almost $800.
Teen is torn between bummed out and rightious outrage when she finds out that that $800 is two years worth of drivers license that she won't be getting. Because her increase would be $400 per year on top of ours.

I was ready to pay untill teen said that they had to keep the phones off brcause they were practicing (for the event).
ME: But you were hurt enough that *Dingey Broad* wanted to call an Ambulance then- why weren't you listening for your phone?
TEEN: Because we were warming up, she want's all the phones off while we're practicing!
ME: You were hurt enough to call an ambulance.
TEEN: !!!!
ME: Why didn't you have the phone on vibe, in case I was trying to get ahold of you? I got your phone, but it was off.
TEEN: We HAVE to have them off when we're practicing!
ME: *Dingy teacher broad* thought you were hurt bad enough to call an ambulance (if mom would have OK'dit), but made you go out and do the gun throwing thing?

Sorry, kind-of a sore spot,,,,,,,,,I'll be looking for some kind og Legal aide tomorrow to see if I can get the school to poney up the $800 the insurance didn't- since *Dingy cheerleader broad* had her head up her @ss (as usual) about treating an injured adolescent.
But, then again- the only adults I've come into contact with are the Col, and Sgt of A.F.- R.O.T.C.(and aerospace and rocketry)over there.
Who, BTW- need a SeaBee to build some shelves..... just saying is all. Since building shelves isn't rocket science.

Happy Ramadan

Just thought I'd get that in early so you can prepare for the increased violence they'll be celebrating their month long "peacefull" religion with.

Eating, drinking and sexual intercourse are not allowed between dawn (fajr), and sunset (maghrib). During Ramadan, Muslims are also expected to put more effort into following the teachings of Islam by refraining from violence, anger, envy, greed, lust, angry and sarcastic retorts, and gossip. People are meant to try to get along with each other better than they normally might.

Unless, of course you're a Kafir, someone who's not moslem enough- or someon who is trying to bring the RoP into the 21st century- then you're fair game.


If one who does not fit into one of the exempt categories breaks the fast out of forgetfulness, the fast is still valid. If, however, one intentionally breaks the fast, that individual must continue fasting for the remainder of the day but then make up for the entire day later. If one breaks the fast through consensual sexual intercourse, the trangressor must make up for the day by fasting for sixty consecutive days.

Unless, of course you're a woman. Then you'll be tried and either gang raped or stoned to death.
Nice religion you have there moHAMmid.

Just to commemorate another anniversary

Because we're "All about" the soft, warm huggy-soft feeling of remembering what happened when.

On this day lasy year, Hurricane Rita was working her way to the Texas coast.
Not that it affected any one, really- since the Legacy Media was all in N'awlins repeating lies to bash the Bush administration.

That's MUCH better

I reinstalled Firefox, and got rid of some 400MB of pirated Office, and now this desktop is flying- even with the defrag working.

Life izz good.

Now all I need is to win the lottery or quit throwing money out the window.

Ohhhh- yeah, and get my shoulder fixed. Yeah- THEN life will be worth living once again.

I've come to the conclusion

that I'll have to re-install Firefox.

We've been having "hangups" on the mouse for a while. I thought it was some unknown program (that the 15 yr-old downloaded like *limewire* without asking) . Turns out that there is no real reason that I have to double-click and stay on the link- AND then click again to get where I want to go.

Looks like I'll have to either explore Firefox deeper, or just reinstall it to make it work like it's supposed to.

I've pretty much blown off these islamic riots of"rightious indignation"

But I'm kinda getting me P.O.'d when I see something like this from those who are perpetually offended by what they cause others to believe about them.

Go ahead, make cartoons about Jesus, He'll forgive you.
Call my country the Great Saten, it doesn't bother me- I know the ignorance it comes from.

I'm not all that deeply religious, but when you call my Saviour- the only one who can save you from the vile death cult that you call a religion- when you call him "allahs' slave" that's going too far.

I hope (but I know it won't) be spread from one end of earth to the other. You want another Crusade? This time we'll use all our big guns on your 12th century @sses. We shouldn't even bother doing anything exept getting our troops out before turning your fleabitten sandy hellhole into a sheet of glowing glass.