Monday, January 30, 2012

I remember her!

Way back when Dr. Who was on PBS- or something, along with Monty Python.

Leela:
 

You may now go back to your blog-surfing.

I sure hope the establishment Republicans

go after 0bama as hard as they're going after Newt.

But then again, with the backing of the last two LOSERS to a Democrat- the only scorched earth policy will be to a real (ok more conservative-ish) conservative candidate and they'll put the suede gloves back on when it comes to the Smartest Negro in the World.

...Because we want the MSM to like us, you know. Can't treat the enemy like we did newt.

She's really doing it *for* the little people

Because somehow with the logic of the Left- dropping some $50K in NYC is helping the 99% of wage slaves, or something...especially if it's the Queen of mean.

Ooops, lets make that two Queens-
The First Lady is better known for shopping at more modestly priced High Street brands. *SPEW*...What???? Really, when?

But along with the the Queen of Qatar, Sheikha Mozah, she closed off part of Madison Avenue to spend time in the luxury lingerie shop. 

Umm, yeah- can you imaging this in a Teddy?

"The glamour of the AP brand is really powerful – it has a luxurious quality, that means people have a sense of walking away with a special purchase even when they are buying a pair of knickers,” says Mr Hogarth.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Yet one more reason I will never vote for Willard Romney

Not only is he rounding up hit men (and females) to go after Newt in person and through a news site that used to be conservative -but fair. Sorry Matt Drudge, no more links from me, but I'm sure all that Romney/GOP Establishment money will make up for it.

Now Mittens is not only going for the win, he's going after Newt with lies, innuendos and everything the Left makes a habit of using against us. Hell I bet we'll see the MSM joining in and bringing their own buckets of tar without being asked.

F*ck you Mittens if you're on my ballot in November- The highest my arrow is going to be is Ted Cruz, then on to vote against every DEm with a challenger.

Because we've had enough working across the aisle-
Look how well that worked for your buddy John -I'm a Maverick- McCain or the other winner on your team Bob Dole.

Are you Establishment Republicans sure you want to do that?

According to sources in Fla. Romneys spokesflack, Florida Representative Will Weatherford is pushing a redistricting map that will force Col. Allen West out of his Congressional seat.
And since Col. West will be at loose ends, someone with a real conservative outlook would be smart to have him as a running mate.

But we don't call the GOP the Stupid Party for nothing, do we?
I think I can safely say that I'll vote for whoever is smart enough to get Allen West on their train- since it won't be the Mittens ticket....

I'm looking at this fiberglass bodycast

Actually it's a kind of NSFW if your boss is a dooshnozzle-

It's a fiberglass girdle molded from some French singers naked TaTas.
I was looking and it looks like it would really be uncomfortable around the edges.


Because anyone who's worked with fiberglass knows how rough that transition area is.
I wonder what kind of chaffing rash she had at the end of the night?

Even the DokTOR can't get away from windows

I mean srsly?
Bill Gates has an outpost on Gallifrey?

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Is anyone else having blogger trouble?

This time with the blogger blogroll?
I try to add blogs, but after hitting save, it sits there and spins it's wheels- with no result.

It happens in F/F 9 and in Explorer.
I still can't see comments in F/F 9-

Guess with all this 'enhancement' for our 'benefit' that Google is doing, something unexpected is happening.
...Like it is always unexpected when Liberals start tweaking shit.

I guess I'll be needing to look for a new blogging platform...except for W/P who censors you because a bunch of islamatards don't like what you say about them.

Ladies? A word please....

You know how some of you go to enhance yourselves to make you feel better about your looks, or to please that certain someone?

Just a bit of advice that no matter how much you try, there is no stopping time and the change age brings.

I just wanted to let you know that some times it's time to try undoing those enhancements for the betterment of humanity.

I don't know what language this would be said in, but

Hey y'all- watch this!



Yep, that's almost three minutes you won't get back.

For your Saturday morning listening

Drive nice-

Yep, that's who I thought it was

A quick view of a lower Englanders life in the early century.
As a boy learning the ropes in Englands maritime trade- and the usual daily tasks (that would be called hardships today).

How long did it take 1till you knew who he was?

Friday, January 27, 2012

Excuse me, but didn't anyone pick up the obvious RACISM?

Because we have two rich Republicans and one black Democrat in a story that involves a privat RICH club called the Alfalfa Club...
Alfalfa???

It's a good thing - with the chocolate Jeezus -they didn't call it the Buckwheat club...

Not that I really need to know what two "Compassionate Conservatives" are doing at the "Bash Bush" White House, anyway. probably helping him stop any "real" conservative from getting that high up.

A quick driving PSA

for anyone who might be around bridges that have BIG ships or barge traffic.

I know you just can't 'stop', but if you can- look at the waterway you're crossing and see if anything down there looks like it might ...make your day interesting.

Because you should be able to tell if the ship looks maybe too tall for the bridge, or maybe too close to the supports for comfort.

You could pull over and whip out your cell-cam for an instant million hit You-tube video of something massive hitting something immovable.

Just for perspective

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting stuff instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't hunted in 20 years!"

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting ."

Thursday, January 26, 2012

I'd like to ask Ann Coulter a favor

And that would be to just StFU on Newt.
Ok, we get it- for whatever reason you sold out to the Romney train.

Maybe it was to get your fellow Yankee Chris Christi as the other Yankee on the N.E. Atlantic coast "Moderate" ticket- but it's not playing well in Texas, or for certain gays in Chi-town.

You know, don't you Ann- that Americans are a stubborn breed. Most independent Americans  like to think for themselves and find hate-filled and demonstratively false accusations a reason to vote FOR the one being unfairly attacked---
Just like YOU and Drudge (who I wonder got paid what to) demonize Newt, and bury any reasonable answers except that he's Da Debbil!!!one!!!


Just to let you know Ann Coulter and Matt Drudge- I will NEVER (and you are re-enforcing my resolve) vote for Willard Romney.

UPDATE-
I forgot the obligatory Romney signature picture:

Have we had enought of the ever more intrusive Google spying?

You did know that huge Liberal machine was tracking you didn't you?

You do know that unless you turned off your web search history, that it has EVERY site you've been to since you first opened that GOOGLE search engine- right?

And now everyone is surprised that the huge LIBERAL entity known as Google has been tracking you and using what it knows about you for *koff* advertising enhancements.
-Until the 0bama administration wants to know your surfing habits...

But here's a handy article to try taking control of some of the information that's stored on there ever increasinly huge memory banks in your name.

Or you could just go cold turkey and delete (maybe) your history on Google and close accounts if you want to go all back-to-nature and have to hunt and gather your information all by yourself.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

It looks like a different browser on the horizon

Blogger still can't play nice with the mothership.
I think I noticed it a little over a week ago when Google started tracking even more of your internet experience, and it's getting worse.

I was just over at Motzarts place, trying to view a comment I made, but got the Google white screen of  nothingness.
I tried by signing out, but nada.
I copied the URL and opened Explorer and went right in.

So, is my FF 3.(whatever) at fault, or every FF user?

Bring it on Nancy, you lying Communist biatch

You, the leader of a party that gave a standing "O" to Barney Frank(D- mASS) for his boyfriend running a gay prostitution ring out of his house?
The leader of the party who last year had to censure Rangel (D- NY) over tax fraud?
The leader of the party who was directly responsible for the housing collapse?

YOU have something on Newt Gingrich that no one else has?


Bring it on you delusional skank!

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

How to make a cat run over a dog

First you need 1+ cats and a sleeping dog.
Or a dog that's eating and not paying attention, and most important- one of these.

You need to get the cat(s) wound up and running from one end of the kitchen into the living room and around the corner at full speed.
Then, when they're concentration on the dot, veer off and over the dog.

Tonight is the big SoTU speech

It should really be called the STFU speech.

Is anyone going to actually watch this nationally televised FREE campaign speech?
How many of you are going to be playing drinking games with it?

Even though we're more religious than Libs

Surprisingly we don't believe in electing a Messiah from Chicago, unlike the godless atheists on the Liberal side of things. How's your Unicorn Rider working out for you guys?

Some Republicans believe that we can get a Hero to decide -at this late date- to join the wannabees in the primaries. So that this unknown hero can be brash like Newt, business savvy like Mittens, conservative like Santorum and Constitutional like Paul.

It's not going to happen. So quit wishing for Bobby Jindal or Marco Rubio or Col. West to jump in.
What we have is what we have.
Lets learn to live with it.
Any one of them would be better than what we have right now, and the MSM will hate our nominee just as badly as the rest and dig for the dirt that they didn't on their Chicago Jeezus.



I don't know if I'll even bother voting in our primary because it'll be in either May or June.
Thanks to the politics of race driving the Federal judges in their redistricting clusterf*ck.
Because if it's in June- the candidate will have been elected and it'll be someone I can vote for or someone I'll not vote for in November.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Some people say tennis is boring

Because most of the time you're watching a yellow ball go back and forth.
But then again there are really good plays that make you want to see more.
But then you go back to watching the same boring thing.

Fritos corn chips

Did you know that cats like them?

I'm sitting here blogsurfing and using the dippers as my salsa delivery system and being stared at by the littlest dog.
Then I had to give her one.

And the real dogs wanted some too.

This is the littlest dog in "her" room-

Sunday, January 22, 2012

I keep reading about how Newt can't win

Because all the 'smart' people living in either DeeCee or "Da City" say Newt is unelectable because he turns people off with his combative style.
That independents will run to president Everyman because newt is too scary...or something.
Right S.E. Cupp? Right Ann Coulter? Right Jennifer Ruben?

I'm not a Newt voter- yet. I still have another guy to look at and decide -if I have a choice once we have a primary here in Texas.

But, one thing for sure; I and a lot of other Americans love the fact that Newt is taking the fight back to the Liberals trying to force our election ...AGAIN.

Which reminded me of this speech that's now unfortunately wrong (in some places), but still has what's left of American spirit:


And here is the unedited original.

I have also heard Newt being compared favorably to Churchill. I don't know if I'd want to go that far, but I'd much rather have a fighter with baggage than a weather vane with the 'right' connections to the establishment.

"I say, Randolph- have you seen the Orange Juice Futures today?"

No Mortimer, but I am assured that we will make a killing once our DEA and 0bamas EPA kill the Brazilian imports.

Yes, Randolph-we know this administration will not allow any possible contaminates into the public consumption- like Bush did when we tried to corner the arsenic sequestration of drinking water.
 Remember when he forced them to put arsenic back into drinking water?

You now Chris Christi,

The only people who think Newt is an embarrassment to the GOP is RINOs like yourself.

So go and keep attacking the one guy who's actually taking the fight to the people who are completely against any Republican- even an east coast 'moderate' like your buddy Mittens.

And, Chris- What you call "reserved" we in flyover country cal elitist...
While Christie has pointed to Romney’s difficulties in connecting with people before, he said Sunday it’s due to Romney being a “reserved guy.” 

Brigid? Sam?

Could you relay to EJ that blogs don't write themselves.

Good morning

Enjoy something semi-religious:



FWiW- Margaret Cho (the semi-funny comedienne) doesn't like Gwens grils.She says reinforces a stereotype of Asian women.
Like what Marge? That they're hot..with several glaring exceptions...

Saturday, January 21, 2012

So, #OWS had a protest in DeeCee the other day

They were chanting the usual drivel, including "this is what a police state looks like." (@ about :19 in)


No you f*cking inbrede morons-
THIS is what a police state looks like.


And those are YOUR buddies that YOU want to act like if YOU could take over. (the ones shooting, not the protestes- they would be the Tea Partiers.)