...Then, maybe you shouldn't be calling it art

if it can be mistaken by a cleaning lady and polished enough to lose it's $1.1 Million dollar value- because she mistook the 'art' for a stain from a leak.

But, then again- I'm one of those unenlightened hicks who think 'art' should look like 'art'- instead of something that the cat dragged in.

WTF is with Anne Coulter lately?

Does she have some kind of undiagnosed brain tumor that is making her back RINOs instead of conservatives all of a sudden?

First she was all over a Christi presidential run, and now I hear she's come out backing Mittens Romneycare.

Celebrity sound-alikes

So we have these two commercials circulating on the talk-radio channels that I listen to.
One I already mentioned- Broadway Bank and the Sarah Palin being done by that unfunny comedianne on SNL...ummm Tami Fay?

Now we have one about Medi-cade, or Medi-care or some other .GOV money waster being voiced by a Groucho Marx sound-alike. Why should I take the HSS ads seriously when they sound like a Marx brothers con?

The wheel goes round

,,,and round
a
...and the hippies that parented this generation gave these sires their parenting skills:

How old do you think that kid is?

If JFK was a Republican

And the Left was the same unhinged morons as they are today-

-OK, just pretend, I'm going somewhere here-

Given the ink that the EX-marine Scott Olsen is getting...

Do you think they'd be making a huge thing and stretching the truth about Jack Ruby shooting the Marine Hero Lee Harvey Oswald?

So I was in McDonalds Tuesday

After ordering lunch (2 McDoubles), I was waiting for the order when I heard this on the speaker...REALLY!

It's not even Thanksgiving yet, fer thechissakes.

How come we only have like five nuke plants in the entire USA?

Because the enviro-wakos scream about how unsafe they are, and the hazards of increased cancer, and unknown dangers that are worse.

Even though there has never been one person hurt, or any radiation leaked in a nuke plant in the US or Europe.

BUT. these same people are quiet about the fact that Uncle Sugar has forced millions of people through cancer machines under the Obama/Napalitano security theater.

Against the advice of, you know ... real doctors.

The final call to deploy the X-ray machines was made not by the FDA, which regulates drugs and medical devices, but by the TSA, an agency whose primary mission is to prevent terrorist attacks.

Research suggests that anywhere from six to 100 U.S. airline passengers each year could get cancer from the machines. Still, the TSA has repeatedly defined the scanners as “safe,” glossing over the accepted scientific view that even low doses of ionizing radiation — the kind beamed directly at the body by the X-ray scanners — increase the risk of cancer.

“Even though it’s a very small risk, when you expose that number of people, there’s a potential for some of them to get cancer,” said Kathleen Kaufman, the former radiation management director in Los Angeles County, who brought the prison X-rays to the FDA panel’s attention.

And who, exactly is the TSA brain defending his Sicherheitsdienst?
Robin Kane, the TSA’s assistant administrator for security technology, said that no one would get cancer because the amount of radiation the X-ray scanners emit is minute. Having both technologies is important to create competition, he added.

“It’s a really, really small amount relative to the security benefit you’re going to get,” Kane said. “Keeping multiple technologies in play is very worthwhile for the U.S. in getting that cost-effective solution — and being able to increase the capabilities of technology because you keep everyone trying to get the better mousetrap.”
Says the guy who has NO scientific credentials to his name.


But don't worry flying public- you'll have Obamakare to take care of any unwanted extra arms, or colon cancer- because look how well it worked for Baby Huey, and Fidelito.

OSHA and workers safety

There are reasons to have back-up alarms.
The construction site is busy and noisy, people are concentrating on their own jobs and don't always see what's coming at them, so in answer to PISSED here are some things that need back-up alarms.

Dump trucks

Back hoes

Man lifts

However, there are some things that need warnings, but are not mandated to have back-up alarms, this, which I just cannot bring myself to show on this blog- is one of them.

It sucks when facts get in the way

I was all ready to dump on the muslim students at the Catholic University of America, and to actually put a bet down that the trouble making Islamists were Somalis.

But, when you actually do about .5 seconds of goggle-foo, you find the truth.
That being that some Liberal prof took it upon himself to sue for the students who had no problem with the arrangements at the university.

...but professor John Banzhaf said he filed the complaint with the city based on the article and had not received any complaints from Muslim students.

~snip~
Banzhaf is known for filing dozens of human rights complaints, including those alleging discrimination against women and non-smokers. His Web site declares that he’s called “the Area’s Best-Known ‘Radical’ Law Professor.”

So, tell me how this isn't racially motivated

You have a black guy who was accused of being a sexual predator and the MSM went nuts on it.

You had a white guy going farther in the sexual predator area up to and including rape- and the MSM ignored it until they couldn't anymore, and then decided the white guys personal life didn't affect his public job performance. So just drop it, ok!?!

Now we have another black guy accused of...something 20 years ago and the MSM want to try making a huge scandal out of it.

So, if you were a liberal with their well honed sense of racial equality, you'd have to be outraged at the blatant racis............. Oh, Clarence Thomas and Herman Cain are conservative-

There are times when you trust technology

And then there are times when technology is going to eat you up and spit you out like a fish bone.

I think those haX0rz over at Anonomous are going to find out that technology is not their friend when the people they are f*cking with get a trace their routings.

And the .GOVS and a.COMS are not going to cut off their heads after torturing them to death like the Zetas they're now targeting.

Good luck there Anonymous- hope your moms basement is teargas proof.

The Walking Dead

Shane is a real POS isn't he?

I thought- when he was doing Lori- he told Carl (the son) he was a Cajun.
In this weeks episode- Rick told Lori about growing up with Shane.


I think I'd pass if there was any recon needed if Shane offered to help...


UPDATE-
Monday

In every school I've been at- there are at least two or three big (moving box) sized gas meters around the gym and mechanical room. Even if the gas was shut down, there would be residual pressure in the mains. A shotgun blast to the main regulator would flood the area with gas- add a flair and POOF! zombie flambe.

-Or you could just shoot your partner in the knee...

Candy is dandy...

Ready for the Halloween thing?

Our last poll was pretty well divided, like I hoped it would be between the three greediest groups I can think of- with a total of 81 votes distributed between Union thugs as a winner with 40% of the votes @ 32 then came The Gorical with 32% and 26 votes, followed closesly by the clueless #OWS clowns at 28% and 23 votes.
As usual, you can still vote, but it won't count.

Now, for Halloween we have this poll-

What do you do with hard candy/ toosie rolls?

Suck them, or lick them like they were designed to be.  Lick or suck until you're bored then chew.  Quit wasting time and get it done.  I don't do hard candy.

pollcode.com free polls

This is one reason Ron Paul won't be elected

No matter how much sense he makes, his Paulbots will end up making peoples decisions for them.

Trying to make a point about foreign policy, Cain was loudly interrupted by spectators in the crowd waving Ron Paul signs and yelling, “That is absurd.”

~snip~
Moments later, Cain was interrupted again while making a point about the Federal Reserve. One of Rep. Ron Paul’s signature positions is eliminating that organization.

Not to mention the Paul signs up in trees, on speed limit signs, guard rails...

Advertising my mistakes

So you don't have to relearn them- for free!

If you decide to make a batch of split pea soup and don't have any potatoes, it's ok to substitute with a couple Tater-tots.

Just don't use an entire potato worth of them, or they'll act like corn starch (or your favorite thickening agent).

Even G0D doesn't like the #OWS cretins

People are getting almost as tired of the fawning and censored MSM coverage as they are of "Pass this bill!", but G0D is finding a way to end it without violence.

Your 'Valley Forge moment' indeed- like you'd EVAR have the intestinal fortitude to do without your i-pod for an hour.

From the signhangers uinternational #4875467

Because we just put them up, we don't read them.

Let me fix that title for you, cBS

to make it more truthful, it should read:

ATF gunwalker update: Eric Holder to testify lie on Fast and Furious

There- all fixed.
Because we know Hillary explained how to answer those uncomfortable questions without being accused of perjury.

Halloween, huh?

BOO!

It's a good start

A brand new factory authorized `65 Mustang body for only $15K.


The problem is, now you have to find the rest.


I'll wait until they come out with the `68 Bronco, though...

I have to admit that I didn't watch it

And I don't plan on either watching or reading too much about the Hillary! deposition on the House.

I really don't have to because I remember the last time she was up there, and her answers will be a variation on-

• I don't remember
• not to my knowledge
• that is not how I remember it
• It's the fault of those bimbos
• China? We never got special treatment for Loral
• You right wingers are still out to get Bill!
• It must have been some underling

Did I miss any?

There oughtta be an App for that

Or-
Good news on the copyright infringement trolls.
You remember them? Righthaven- the group that formed to strong-arm payments from bloggers who sent eyeballs to their client sites.
Yeah, well they got slapped with an order to pay $119,488 in attorney's fees and costs in its failed lawsuit against former federal prosecutor Thomas DiBiase.

And they're fixing to get hit with a bigger award from the disgusting site the DU (which will remain linkless)

Now..about that app- someone needs to compile a list of all Righthavens clients so that no blogger accidentally sends them a link.
You know, add a widget to Blogger, so it automatically sends a warning if the link goes to say the Las Vegas Review-Journal....

Watch out Oakland PD

or else suffer the wrath of Pokiemanism

...or something-


AND watch out- he has handcuffs and knows how to use them...

Sorry about not getting the name right Pokie, didn't see the distinctive superhero costume.


,,,Guess mom was washing it that night, huh?

The times, they are a changing

..or not.

But in the spirit of the `60's engendered by the smelly hippies who want the same as the ones leading the DNC did 50 years ago...
Go here and lets start a movement- just stick your head into his comments and say "You can get anything you want at Alice's restUrant..."

Because if I did it, and you do it, and the other people reading this blog do it...we can get noticed- or something.

...And in news that's not

Well, it's not news to anyone with the intelligence greater than a guppy.

Barry's pet Wookie has been in the news more than Laura Bush...chimpyMcHitler.

Because their god complex just won't let them 'not' mention anything they can do to tongue-bathe either one of them.

Well, unless they're hiding a picture like this...

"Not electable" spoke the 'Architect'

The one that ran the election campaign of 2000 and won by a Supreme Court decision.



Right Karl Rove, if he were a Country Club Republican who wanted the same status-quoe as you and the other elders of the RINO party do- you'd have no problem with his mis-statements.

Go try to get Mittens elected as the newest 'Maverick'.

No Joe, you did not

. . .Biden also answered the criticism that he and President Obama have presided over two and a half years of high unemployment figures. “We have brought back jobs. We have brought back or saved over 3 million jobs,” he said, adding that “the fact of the matter is that’s not enough.” Biden defended the current administration’s economic record, saying that “we started with an 8 million job deficit that wasn’t of our making.”

Your plastic Chicago Jeezus did not do that.
Steve Jobs is still dead.

A quick EOTWAWKT PSA

This posting in Craigslist reminded me to remind you- or to tell those of you too young to remember "dumb" phones.

The ones that plug directly into the wall...

You see kids, way beck in the dark ages there were telephones that did nothing but make and receive calls. They plugged right into the phone system and had to actually be dialed by hand!
Yes, really!

But what they have over their digital replacements is that as long as the phone system was up, you'd have phone service! you weren't at the mercy of power outages and down time on your broadband.

If you got a dial tone, you could use the phone.


Kinda retro, huh? Being able to use the phone when everything else is out (including cell towers).

It wasn't an "accident"

It was a rule 3 (or 4- depending...) violation: Be sure of your target and what's behind it.

You don't just shoot at movement in the brush when you're hunting.
They should charge the guy with at least negligent homicide.

For your information-
This is a bear

This is a general representation of a Marine in civilian clothing
--actually it's a double shot

But, then again- if you were just taking a 'sound shot' you wouldn't be able to tell, the difference-would you?

Yes, that's my son-in-law on the left.

Layers and layers of oversite and editors?

O-Kay, then...