Ok, you mommies out there

Here's something for the kids room...


All I have to say is "don't ask, don't tell".

BWAHahahah

A blogger joining my blogroll is talking about his brand-spankin'-new son.
and the clean-up...

I can’t even get my son to empty the trash once a week and his diapers are two thirds of what we throw away now; except for the really soiled ones which I’m burying in the backyard in an attempt to recycle them as fertilizer for the herb garden. The idea will work too if I can just get the dogs to stop digging them back up and using them for chew toys.

Ohh, yes son- just wait until you have kids of your own....

(UPDATE)
Link is fixed.

One for the girlzz

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Today America celebrates a holiday that was imported from a third world country, because they are either too lazy, or stupid to assimilate in America. Just days after they took to the streets DEMANDING their civil rights. I guess, since they didn't DO anything to earn them, they gained the right through osmosis.

We have the MSM talking about this wonderful holiday, and what it means to America (WTF?) and how to celebrate it. Yahoo has their little Cinco de Mayo gif on their home page.

Naturally, seeing money to be made, Hallmark came out with a line of C.d.M, cards.
I wonder if they're in English? So we have more people celebrating C.d.M. than we do Veterans Day.

Nice.

I wonder when El Presidente Booosh is going to declare it an American holliday,,,,since the Mexicans are doing the celebration the Americans don't.

Counting down.......3.........2........1

Ok, the blogfest is probably setteling down ot a dull roar.

Untill ol' Cap. loosens the liquer chest and starts handing out his Key Lime Pie shooters.

I don't know the others personally.
I will tomorrow- or Sun. when I/we make it up to Kerrville.

I'll be bringing the jerky- two varieties (teryiaki and pepper) and some of the arsonal- both Black powder pistols, the .22 and 30-06 rifles for the serious masochists.

Y'all have fun up there, and Erica? Get some sleep.

As long as I'm on the hot Conservative babe videos

Here's one I just threw together:



I was going to do it after her last "offensive" comments, but didn't have the time.
So, just bookmark it for the next time everyone gets their undies in a bundle because Ann said what she said,,,which is usually ALOT milder than most Libs get a pass on.




Sorry for the crappy quality on some of the pics, but I forgot to re size them before sending them over to moviemaker.

Is ther e ANYTHING besides Miami in S.E. Florida?

I mean the greater Miami area, all 15 miles deep and 60 miles long.

I just got offed a utility locate job there for $28.50/hr, so I figured buy an RV and rent a spot.
Except that all the RV parks I could find are in the city- somewhere, and they want an average of $650/mo lot rent.
I don't want to BUY the d@mmed thang! That's what the lower end of apartments are going for.
I'd buy an RV and locate it out in the swamp wetlands, but I can't find anything west of Miami in commuting distance.

They have an opening in Seattle, too- but that has an actual winter.
And the housing costs are out the roof there, too.
And it's full of Libs.

Gawd, aren't I lucky

I've been selected to preview the "NEWEST" and "MOST IMPROVED" version of e-bay motors.
It sucks!
It's not easy to actually *find* what you're looking for.

They include the menu at the top of EVERY frigging page.
You can't click on say an SUV icon and expect to actually go to the page that SELLS them, it takes you to a page TELLING you about them.

You have to copy and past what you want to look at in the search bar.
Then, does it take you where you want to go?
NO! It takes you to a page that sells frigging EVERYTHING with the search word in it.


And you keep going through the frigging options untill you FINALLY get to where you want to go. Almost...


Gahhhh,,,,,if I wanted another set of monthly payments, I'd go to buy one from a dealer...but that's another set of hassels, isn't it?



I guess the new e-bay isn't so bad in comparison to car salesmen, after all.

(UPDATE)
I just looked at the laptop and got a lot BIGGER selection than this one, you'd think that the data base would be the same at least, wouldn't you?

So, I hear that the Iraqi leg. is taking a vacation

All I hear from the usual places is that they have the huzpah to taks TWO WHOLE months off!

In the middle of a war!
While our toops are fighting for them!

Because they don't take the war seriously enough!

It's a good thing they aren't as serious as OUR congress.

I may be wrong, but haven't they pretty much been trying to actually hammer out a government almost non-stop for like, two years. While terrorists continue to try to blow them up every chance they get?

I wonder if they get a cool quarter mil per year with every perk you could think of?

Hamm-ing it up

to a Dr. Seus-ish reading.











Stolen from Bushwack!

Thanks Libs

And the enviro-Nazis that you love.

Gas prices are going through the roof.
You got the mandatory ethanol added to gas.

Now the price of corn is going through the roof, and so is meat- because YOU caused the corn shortage.

Now, remind me again---WHO is for the 'little guy"?

I can't even find a P.O.S. small truck for under $2500 that I'd think of buying.


Thanks for making keeping us so reliant on volatile foreign oil supplies.

Everyone who isn't independently wealthy -or on some kind of government subsidy really appreciates how well you're looking out for us.


(UPDATE)
...And speaking if Libs having their heads completely up their @sses...
The y want to outlaw using safe, effective and cheap incandescent light bulbs in favor of the minutely more efficient compact fluorescent bulbs.

The are a lot more expensive just to buy, and the energy savings over the life might break even with incandescent.

Except if you break one. Then it'll cost about $2000 U.S. in clean-up costs, plus all the extra energy burned to have all the hazmat equipment come to your house, AND completely refurnishing your daughters room because of the mercury poisoning.

Chicken hawk!

What it the definition of a Chicken Hawk? Or is it War hawk?
I forget with all these codewords.

Anyway, I read a link to craigslist from someone claiming to be ex-military who went on a rant against G. Bush, because HE killed her husband in Iraq.

I'd fisk it, but ANYONE who's been around Marines knows that they'd *never* refer to themselves as a soldier.

I guess That I needn't mention which basion of patriotism it was posted from, do I?



Anyway, H/T to GS

Remember the Haditha Marines accused of murder?

It was supposed to be the modern day version of MyLai.
The Legacy media flogged it like a rented mule, until even they got tired of hearing about it.

In case you've forgotten- the terrorists and their allies on the left waited over a day to decide that the Marines had killed innocent people.
Then, as in the case of Jennifer Lynch, the Media puppets began to distort the truth; and George Booosh's government AGAIN put more weight on the words of Americas enemies than the people who took an oath to defend her.

Except that the governments railroad job is falling apart. This time.

...
Although the prosecutors said they needed more time to prepare their cases, there is much more to the story than that NewsMax.com has learned, and it paints a shocking picture of a prosecution that should never have been pursued.

In a nutshell, the case exploded when an intelligence officer dropped a bombshell on prosecutors during a pre-hearing interview when he revealed the existence of exculpatory evidence that appears to have been obtained by the Naval Criminal Investigative Service (NCIS) and withheld from the prosecutors.

This officer, described by senior Marine Corps superiors as one of the best and most dedicated intelligence officers in the entire Marine Corps, was in possession of evidence which provided a minute-by-minute narrative of the entire day's action — material which he had amassed while monitoring the day's action in his capacity as the battalion's intelligence officer. That material, he says, was also in the hands of the NCIS.

Much of that evidence remains classified, but it includes videos of the entire day's action, including airstrikes against insurgent safe houses. Also included was all of the radio traffic describing the ongoing action between the men on the ground and battalion headquarters, and proof that the Marines were aware that the insurgents conducting the ambush of the Kilo Company troops were videotaping the action — the same video that after editing ended up in the hands of a gullible anti-war correspondent for Time magazine.

When asked by the prosecution team to give his copies of the evidence to the prosecution, he told NewsMax.com that he was reluctant to do so, fearing it would again be suppressed or misused, but later relented when ordered by his commanding general to do so.

Confronted by the massive mounds of evidence that Marine Corps sources tell NewsMax proves conclusively that the cases against the Haditha Marines are baseless, the prosecutors were forced to postpone the Article 31 against Lt. Col. Chessani and two of the enlisted men in an attempt to regroup.

By granting immunity to the officer on the scene of the house-clearing effort, the prosecution, lawyers say, has further weakened its case.

... (my bolding)

Kinda like Bush's prostitutors are doing with anyone accused by our enemies, weather they're in the Mid-east or on out southern borders.
Too bad the Law on the border can't get any help from the Boosh administration, either.

So I'm hearing about the foiled Saudi oilfield attack

Planned by Al Quaida...using planes to attack Saudi oil fields.

Which naturally jacked up the price of oil. But, so would King Abdullah farting wrong.

Anyway, I'm wondering if El Presidante Booosh (in the midst of kissing Mexican @ss) can't use his current unpopularity with the Dems to just say "DRILL!"
Because we have plenty of known reserves in the contiguoius United States that aren't being used because the eco Nazis self loathing Libs Communistic Democrats self sacrificing naturalists that make up the Left want unspoiled wilderness that NOBODY (except petroleum engineers) will ever see.
Because protecting a postage size spot in a boundless expance is more important than cheap less expensive and abundant oil that's not held hostage by their Islamo-fasceist co-plotters.

And most importantly, they (the Left) can't hate him any more for helping the 'poor' by lowereing their fuel bills.

.

.

Except that they have Huey down in Venezuala to do that for them, don't they?

A job right up my alley

I'd need to stock up on ice though.....

SUMMER CAMP JOBS - Spend your summer working at an all girl (ages 7-17) camp in the beautiful hill country approximately 90 miles west of San Antonio. We need people who enjoy the outdoors and have experience working at camp with children. Positions available include: Nurse, Arts & Crafts Director, Kitchen Helpers, Water Front Director, Assistant Water Front Director, and Instructors for swimming and riding, Cook and Counselors, Room and board and training. To apply , call (210) 349-xxxx or send resume to: GSSAA, ATTN: Becky Xxxxxx, P.O. Box 7xxx, San Antonio, TX

Yep, let me be responsible for the 17-yr-olds at the swimmin' hole.




Pics when I get the job.


Except that it's, like illegal to post them,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Sorry, no sharing.

My wife want's everyone to get their fair share

She send me this from the San Antonio Craigslist.
Because she's British (ok, Welsh,,,) and want's to let people know just how badly they feel for imposing their way of life on the world.

International Coalition for British Reparations needs internet help
Reply to: breparations@gmail.com
Date: 2007-03-29, 2:14PM CDT


The ICBR is looking for people to spread awareness in an effort to get Britain to pay for the evil crimes they have committed over the last 500 years. For info on how you can make England pay $8,350 to every non Britain of the world, email breparations@gmail.com.




* it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


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The newest breakthrough in making leasure enjoyable

I just got almost done with my new site.

Tell me what you think.

No, look at it, and send as many people over there as you can...THEN tell me what you think.

I think this could work, it's not Walmart cheap, but it's not "that" expensive either.

Oh, hi! Yes I'm still here

Just have appointments and am trying to get the prototype of the pool cooler done so I can shop it around.
And send pictures to a pool manufacturer.

Along with trying to make a website and fliers, that actually look like I'm not a complete mouth breathing moron.

I'm still trying to get a name, I'm thinking about these...

Cool Pool
Polar Pool
Polar Blue

I kinda want to stay away from the Arctic stuff because penguines aren't as cool as Polar bears.

"Me no Alamo!" "Me no Goliad!"

Today is the day that Texas defeated Mexican President Santa Anna at the Battle of San Jacinto.

The Texians took Genrallissamo Santa Annas troops completely off guard because it is rummored, a Free black woman, Emily Morgan, was responsible for Santa Anna's unguardeness. She is who is sung about in this song.

The battle lasted 18 minutes, but the chase lasted hours.

To ad an historical note that has been removed by the PC revisionists; when Santa Anna was caught, he was wearing womens clothing.

Ladies and gentlemen...

I give you our next President!




Stolen from Erica.

I *KNEW* I'd find it in there, somewhere

All I had to do was finish this article to find it.

So, you get a Chinese couch with a lable translated from Chinese -using a Chinese translation program- and it has an offensive word in it.
And it was a mistake, that had already been corrected.
What do you do?


Huang said Kingsoft has worked to correct the translation error. In the 2007 version, typing "dark brown" in Chinese does not produce the racial slur in English. But if the offensive term is typed in English, the Chinese translation is "dark brown," he said.

Moore is consulting with a lawyer and wants compensation. Last week, she filed a report with the Ontario Human Rights Commission.

Commission spokeswoman Afroze Edwards said the case is in the initial stages and could take six months to two years to resolve.

Moore, 30, has three young children, and said the issue has taken a toll on her family.

"Something more has to be done. We don't just need a personal apology, but someone needs to own up to where these labels were made, and someone needs to apologize to all people of color," Moore said. "I had friends over from St. Lucia yesterday and they wouldn't sit on the couch."

Lady, you ought to try being a white male Christian- you're fair game for everyone and have no defenders.

This kinda hits home

I was going to post it on a comment over at Miriams blog- since she's heading to Ohio..

But this reminds me of what happened to my adopted hometown of Port Aransas...
Literally getting paved over, it's a fact of life, if yopu don't act to preserve something, it'll get washed away. By oil tankers heading to Corpus Christi.



,,,And it's Rush's theme...

In keeping up with the good bloggers

I'll jump on the bygone rockers idea from Guy and Denny.

Rocky Montain way

I'm not a highly trained wordsmith

As anyone who reads this blog knows.
I DO know, however, that words mean things. Words describe things.
I'm just a crappy blogger who doesn't have the jornalism degree, or the vast resources to have an editor proof read a story.

I DO know the difference between a Zeppelin and a blimp.
I know they are not interchangable.

I know that to Al Reuters, they are one in the same.
I'm not surprised, really. Given the Legacy Medias' indifference to reporting the actual facts if it might counter their propiganda world view.
It's kind of like making the words Liberal and Communist interchangable, or linking Democrats and Socialists; which is much more accurate than making the link between Bush and the National Socialist party.


It's too early in the morning to get into the lack of ,,,,,,,,labeling.....in the last section, so I'll let you see what you think.
You have your marching orders. Go make your own mind up about Huey's crimefighting plan.

Something you need to watch

Over at Dicks place.

Just, if you go exploring- DON'T open any links he tels you not to.
Especilaay if you're at work, or around kids, or adults with bad hearts.

Oh gawd

Look at That thing!




His feet are already almost as big as Scooters...
There is going to be a halfhearted attemp to find a home for him tommorrow-
BUT someone has already fallen inlove with the (ex)flea infested mutt.

Anyone want a dog?

THAT's going to leave a mark

Two blisters, probably.

Her's a quick PSA for ya all.
When igniting and leting wood chunks (Mesquite) burn on to coals, and propping the grill part up.

Do NOT forget how long the railroad spike has been sticking into the fire.
do NOT lift the grill and grab the head part with your bare hand, you WILL scare the dog.
You Will swear.




Now back to your regularly scheduled inane cr@p.

Didja ever wonder

What happened to the prisoners at a certain widely known prison when the Americans left?
I'm not going to mention the name, because I've been having waaay too many of those titles that make you scramble for the back arrow.

Bullwinkle has the video on what the ex ...ummmm...toturees are doing now.

Just to let you know it's shot live on location, so the usual language warning kicks in.

Blogrolling

I did some housekeeping in the blogroll last night, and now it looks like it's stuck.

Again.

I guess that goes with the Blogger post that disappered when blogger decided I needed to re-sign in yesterday, to post my post. That I had written on the creat a post page.

"Quickly"???

You're serious?

I mean You've known about what's happening in Darfur for almost 5 years, and only now you're going to "quickly" start getting your chit together to try to get an American armed force together to help the African Union?

Ban called the agreement "a very positive sign," and Konare said he was "delighted" that issues over the "heavy support package" had finally been resolved.

The secretary-general said the U.N. will consult with the Sudanese government and expects Khartoum "to urgently provide the land and other facilities necessary for the deployment of the heavy support package, including permission to explore for water," U.N. spokeswoman Michele Montas said.

Ban urged all countries to contribute troop and police quickly for Darfur, but it likely will take months before the U.N. contingent is on the ground because the U.N. has no standing army and must rely on the goodwill of its 192 member states.

Konare stressed that the African Union needs international funding to keep its troops in Darfur.

"Let's be honest, without any sustainable financing, all this operation might not be as successful as expected," he said.

Britain's U.N. Ambassador Emyr Jones Parry, the current Security Council president, said he sent a letter to the secretary-general late Monday on behalf of the council asking Ban to seek General Assembly approval to fund the U.N. share of the heavy support package.

But Guehenno, the U.N. undersecretary-general for peacekeeping, said the AU will also need help from donors because it will be "several months" before the heavy support package can deploy.

He said it is also "critical" that two additional African Union battalions arrive in Darfur quickly to help provide "a minimum of security" for deployment of the 3,000 U.N. peacekeepers. -My bolding

Good frigging grief- and these clowns want to control the world?
And Khartoum is, like part of the problem anyway, isn't it?
Seems like i remember something about them not doing anything to stop the Christian massacres when they first started, and then stonewalling when anyone even suggested they do something.

and the "extra security" from an almost benkrupt African Union, so they won't have to actually fire their weapons at armed men? Come on.

Well, I hpoe the unarmed Christians that have been on the recieving end of the U.N.s nonhelp all these years know not to protest against the bribry and sexual abuse from the U.N. peacekeepers, since that's when they know to shoot for effect.