In more news that's not

In the Friday afternoon news dump we find out that Barack H. Patton has put our troops back in Somalia..........because it worked so well the last time a Democrat put them there.

As you read this, King Putt will most likely be playing his 100th game of golf since he took the throne in 2009.

Now, lets see what we accomplished this week, shall we?

Monday, June 11, 2012:
 9:30 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
10:50 am || Participates in interviews with local TV anchors from Roanoke, Virginia; Jacksonville, Florida; Greenville, South Carolina; Sioux City, Iowa; Green Bay, Wisconsin; Colorado Springs, Colorado; Reno, Nevada; and Fresno, California; Cabinet Room
12:30 pm || Lunch with Biden; Private Dining Room
4:00 pm || Meets with Treasury Secretary Geithner
4:30 pm || Meets with Defense Secretary Panetta                            ...............(Busy day!)

Tuesday, June 12, 2012
11:00 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
11:45 am || Departs the White House
1:20 pm || Speaks at a fundraiser; private residence, Owings Mills, Maryland
2:35 pm || Attends a fundraiser; Hyatt Regency, Baltimore, Maryland
3:45 pm || Attends a fundraiser; Hyatt Regency, Baltimore, Maryland
4:45 pm || Departs Baltimore
5:20 pm || Arrives Philadelphia
6:10 pm || Attends a fundraiser; Franklin Institute, Philadelphia
7:45 pm || Attends a fundraiser; Franklin Institute, Philadelphia
9:05 pm || Attends a fundraiser; Franklin Institute, Philadelphia
10:20 pm || Departs Philadelphia
11:20 pm || Arrives White House                                                      



Wednesday, June 13, 2012:
3:20 pm || Meets with Israeli President Shimon Peres
4:40 pm || Attends a fundraiser; W Hotel, Washington
7:10 pm || Awards Shimon Peres the Presidential Medal of Freedom at a dinner at the White House; East Room
8:30 pm || Attends reception with Peres; East Room


Thursday, June 14, 2012
 10:00 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
11:40 am || Departs White House
1:05 pm || Arrives Cleveland
1:45 pm || Delivers remarks on the economy at a campaign event; Cuyahoga Community College, Cleveland
3:25 pm || Departs Cleveland
4:35 pm || Arrives New York City
5:15 pm || Visits the World Trade Center site and receives a briefing on construction progress  ...(So YOU can pay for the trip!)
6:45 pm || Delivers remarks at a fundraiser at the home of Sarah Jessica Parker
9:55 pm || Speaks at a second fundraiser; The Plaza Hotel
11:35 pm || Departs New York City
12:45 am || Arrives White House


Friday, June 15, 2012
 Noon || Lunch with winners of campaign raffle; Washington
5:10 pm || Hosts reception honoring Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Pride Month
6:00 pm || Departs White House
7:00 pm CT || Arrives Chicago

In the real world....I got about 300 feet of 60'"deep trench open, filled with (2-6",2-3" and 1-2")PVC conduit, cemented in and back-filled and tamped.
Too bad we didn't get as much done as Prezzy Shnezzy.