In the battle of the sexes

As long as there is a whiff of testosterone in the house, a woman is functionally incapable of doing two things.

• Taking out the trash. She'd (they'd) rather see a trashcan hidden in the corner than to do something about it.
• Unload the dishwasher. No matter what they did during the day, or how long and hard the guy worked- if there are clean dishes in the dishwasher- used utensils will pile up in the sink. Until the guy gets tired of seeing them.