The talk shows oughtta be interesting this morning.
I'll have to wait for this afternoon to laugh at the Libs being gobsmacked at how fumblingly inept their Lightworker was last night.
Thursday, October 04, 2012
Wednesday, October 03, 2012
So where is it going?
In this new job I got (after the bleached blond manic-depressive fired me for no reason) after two months of no pay- I'm driving half the distance and making $2 more an hour.
The Mitzu is paid off, we're no longer customers of ATT(saving $70 for all the long distance charges on local calls), DirecTv is on hold.
We're only buying groceries for two- instead of four.....
Where is all that money I should have in the bank?
I'm splitting the grocery shopping up and getting the meat at HEB and the rest at Wally-world, and still paying as much or more for less.
I should be looking at some $375-$400/mo extra cash, but it's all spent...somewhere....
I'm glad I'm not in the middle of raising a family right now.
The Mitzu is paid off, we're no longer customers of ATT(saving $70 for all the long distance charges on local calls), DirecTv is on hold.
We're only buying groceries for two- instead of four.....
Where is all that money I should have in the bank?
I'm splitting the grocery shopping up and getting the meat at HEB and the rest at Wally-world, and still paying as much or more for less.
I should be looking at some $375-$400/mo extra cash, but it's all spent...somewhere....
I'm glad I'm not in the middle of raising a family right now.
Tuesday, October 02, 2012
The smartest negro the world has ever seen
must really be f*cking up his debate prep if the Democrat machine is downplaying his oratorical ability.
Not that president bummble-mouth can put three sentences together without a teleprompter...
Not that president bummble-mouth can put three sentences together without a teleprompter...
Monday, October 01, 2012
So, Melissa Harris-Perry
If you were brought up thinking you are one race, then you are? No matter what?
So that means that Navin C. Johnson was a poor black child?
What? OK you make a better analogy.
So that means that Navin C. Johnson was a poor black child?
What? OK you make a better analogy.
Rain
At least we got 7 hours in.
...Of course tomorrow it'll probably be too wet to even get off the road........
...Of course tomorrow it'll probably be too wet to even get off the road........
Sunday, September 30, 2012
Saturday, September 29, 2012
So, let me get this straight....
You want ME to pay $500+/month for a jeep that's in YOUR name..
AND pay you $3200 down for a seven year old truck?
Yea, ok. What could go wrong there?
Especially when I can buy this---and be able to work on it.
AND pay you $3200 down for a seven year old truck?
Especially when I can buy this---and be able to work on it.
Friday, September 28, 2012
Remember how fast the "Bush lied, people died" caught on?
If there was a Republican at 1600 Penn. Ave there would be something like this:
All over AlGores internets (but there's not- so I made one).
Especially the way the lies were flying.
Take it send it to every corner of the greatest nation on Gods green earth.
Just mention me!!!!!
Especially the way the lies were flying.
Take it send it to every corner of the greatest nation on Gods green earth.
Just mention me!!!!!
WTF are you talking about Yahoo! stringer?
I was looking at my alternate mail tonight when I cam on this d1cksucking piece of ...newswriting- from the Yahoo!-reelect Barack campaign.
The title should be PRESIDENT GUTZYCALL TAKES CHARGE OF LIBYA DEBACLE...
Instead it;s a puff piece about how president HardChoice immediately called the Benghazi attacks terrorist attacks and began hunting them...or something,
Sorry Oliver Knox, the first response to the Libya attack was to say it was in response to some-dude your administration just hauled into jail today for disrupting his 0babanesses Islamic summer,,or fall,,or winter.
Yes, Yahoo! let the historic rewrites begin, before the real history is dried on paper.
The title should be PRESIDENT GUTZYCALL TAKES CHARGE OF LIBYA DEBACLE...
Instead it;s a puff piece about how president HardChoice immediately called the Benghazi attacks terrorist attacks and began hunting them...or something,
Sorry Oliver Knox, the first response to the Libya attack was to say it was in response to some-dude your administration just hauled into jail today for disrupting his 0babanesses Islamic summer,,or fall,,or winter.
Yes, Yahoo! let the historic rewrites begin, before the real history is dried on paper.
Thursday, September 27, 2012
Man, I wish We had a leader with balls
Sit down MEEchelle, I wasn't talking about you either.
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
We worked late today
We're putting conduit underground where the Air Force has some kind of motivational run every Thursday for their booters. Lots of proud parents show up for this and the ceremony afterwards.
We had all the crew out there doing final clean-up and at 1700 the evening colors was played (or whatever the AF calls it).
Me and the new guy (ex-Army and current Nat.Guard) did our military thing, and the other operator down with the clueless kids must have told them to shut-up and show some respect.
Well being SouthSan Mexicans who are pretty much self raised and stupid...they at least stopped working and stood around...joking.
When the end came new guys said something like "It just pisses me off to see people like that. I mean even if it's only an Air Force Base, you need to show some respect."
We had all the crew out there doing final clean-up and at 1700 the evening colors was played (or whatever the AF calls it).
Me and the new guy (ex-Army and current Nat.Guard) did our military thing, and the other operator down with the clueless kids must have told them to shut-up and show some respect.
Well being SouthSan Mexicans who are pretty much self raised and stupid...they at least stopped working and stood around...joking.
When the end came new guys said something like "It just pisses me off to see people like that. I mean even if it's only an Air Force Base, you need to show some respect."
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
So president Sportsfan tweeted about last nights game...
He sounded more presidential than he has about the whole mideast thing.
I guess this de-motivator fits, from everything I've seen about president Gutzycall:
I guess this de-motivator fits, from everything I've seen about president Gutzycall:
Sunday, September 23, 2012
Saturday, September 22, 2012
The article doesn't say
Just how much of our money president Anti-Midas gave the Zero Motorcycle Company to produce electric bikes that can fail at high speeds.
Because those battery-powered bikes are so earth friendly. Except if you're a Chinese peasant living and relying on a glowing, orange colored lake next to the battery plant for your drinking water.
Because those battery-powered bikes are so earth friendly. Except if you're a Chinese peasant living and relying on a glowing, orange colored lake next to the battery plant for your drinking water.
Hey Barry, tell me if you've heard this one
In response to King Putt and his sycophants wanting to qush the golf jokes:
A couple love to play golf together, but neither of them have been playing like they want to lately, and so they decide that it might be an idea if they took private lessons.
The husband is the first one to have a lesson.
After the instructor sees his swing, he moans loudly, "No no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard!"
"Well, what should I do?" the man asks.
"You need to hold the club gently," the golf pro replied. "Hold the club just like you would hold your wife's breast."
So the man takes the advice that the instructor gave him, takes a swing, and KERPOW! He hits the ball and it flies almost 300 yards straight up the fairway.
The man is delighted, and goes back to his wife with the good news.
His wife can't wait for her lesson, which just happens to be the very next day.
The golf pro watches the wife take her swing, and just as before he says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."
"What can I do?" asks the wife.
"You need to hold the club gently, just like you would hold hold your husband's willie".
Meechelle listens very carefully to the instructor's advice, then takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway, landing about 15 feet from where she stood.
"That was great," the instructor says with a straight face. "Now, take the club out of your mouth and swing it like you're supposed to!"
A couple love to play golf together, but neither of them have been playing like they want to lately, and so they decide that it might be an idea if they took private lessons.
The husband is the first one to have a lesson.
After the instructor sees his swing, he moans loudly, "No no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard!"
"Well, what should I do?" the man asks.
"You need to hold the club gently," the golf pro replied. "Hold the club just like you would hold your wife's breast."
So the man takes the advice that the instructor gave him, takes a swing, and KERPOW! He hits the ball and it flies almost 300 yards straight up the fairway.
The man is delighted, and goes back to his wife with the good news.
His wife can't wait for her lesson, which just happens to be the very next day.
The golf pro watches the wife take her swing, and just as before he says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."
"What can I do?" asks the wife.
"You need to hold the club gently, just like you would hold hold your husband's willie".
Meechelle listens very carefully to the instructor's advice, then takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway, landing about 15 feet from where she stood.
"That was great," the instructor says with a straight face. "Now, take the club out of your mouth and swing it like you're supposed to!"
Friday, September 21, 2012
So King Putt is getting tired of golf jokes
The same guy who has played more golf in 3 1/2 years than W did in eight. But, then HE doesn't have the MSM saying he's out of touch whenever he hits the links.
So President Thinskin is getting the lobbyist brother of John Podesta to lean on the PGA and other1%-ers golf enthusiasts to stop joking about the Presidential hacker.
So you know what's coming next, right? Hey Babs, remember what they named after you?
A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with million dollar homes.
On the third tee, the husband cautioned, "Honey,be careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows it'll cost us a fortune to repair".
Of course, she tee'd off and promptly shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to watch out! Now we'll have to go up there and apologize and see how much that lousy drive is going to cost us."
They walked up, knocked on the door, and a warm voice said, "Come on in."
When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken antique bottle lying on its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke the window?"
"Uh yeah, we're sure sorry about that" the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said.
He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie, "You've got it, it's the least I can do."
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world" she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said.
"And now," the couple both asked in unison, "What's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering all that, I guess I wouldn't mind."
The genie and the woman went upstairs where he ravished her in every conceivable position, and then some, for the rest of the afternoon.
Both satisfied each other repeatedly, and afterwards, the genie rolled over and looked at the wife and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35" she responded breathlessly.
"You have to be kidding me! Thirty-five years old and both you idiots still believe in genies?
So President Thinskin is getting the lobbyist brother of John Podesta to lean on the PGA and other
So you know what's coming next, right? Hey Babs, remember what they named after you?
A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with million dollar homes.
On the third tee, the husband cautioned, "Honey,be careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows it'll cost us a fortune to repair".
Of course, she tee'd off and promptly shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to watch out! Now we'll have to go up there and apologize and see how much that lousy drive is going to cost us."
They walked up, knocked on the door, and a warm voice said, "Come on in."
When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken antique bottle lying on its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke the window?"
"Uh yeah, we're sure sorry about that" the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said.
He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie, "You've got it, it's the least I can do."
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world" she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said.
"And now," the couple both asked in unison, "What's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering all that, I guess I wouldn't mind."
The genie and the woman went upstairs where he ravished her in every conceivable position, and then some, for the rest of the afternoon.
Both satisfied each other repeatedly, and afterwards, the genie rolled over and looked at the wife and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35" she responded breathlessly.
"You have to be kidding me! Thirty-five years old and both you idiots still believe in genies?
Thursday, September 20, 2012
So, lets see if I this right NYT
You are going to stop a 'widespread' practice called 'quote approval' and you had to think about this new policy for months?
So, the article doesn't say that it's an OLD policy. So when did it start?
During Willy Hursts starting the Spanish-American war?
During `Nam?
When you were going after Nixon?
When you were covering for Slick Willy?
When you started that whole 'Bush lied, people died' B.S.?
About four years ago?
...And if it's so widespread (and bad) why take months to make a decision?
It's right or it's wrong, yes or no.
But you're Liberals, so you don't *have* that moral compass that tells you something is wrong- you just have years and years of socialistic political mamby pamby mumbo-jumbo that tries to BE a moral code.
OR did it only become a problem when Romney wanted the same priviliges as your Chicago Jeezus?
So, the article doesn't say that it's an OLD policy. So when did it start?
During Willy Hursts starting the Spanish-American war?
During `Nam?
When you were going after Nixon?
When you were covering for Slick Willy?
When you started that whole 'Bush lied, people died' B.S.?
About four years ago?
...And if it's so widespread (and bad) why take months to make a decision?
It's right or it's wrong, yes or no.
But you're Liberals, so you don't *have* that moral compass that tells you something is wrong- you just have years and years of socialistic political mamby pamby mumbo-jumbo that tries to BE a moral code.
OR did it only become a problem when Romney wanted the same priviliges as your Chicago Jeezus?
Another reason to live in Texas
Except for that whole A/C compressor sh1tting the bed the other day....
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Just off the top of my head
Egypt.
Libya.
Yeman.
Tunisia.
Lebanon.
I can't remember just how many more muslims are rioting against American Embassies today.
Can you imagine how much worse it would be if we didn't have a Nobel Peace Prize winner in charge of our foreign policy?
Libya.
Yeman.
Tunisia.
Lebanon.
I can't remember just how many more muslims are rioting against American Embassies today.
Can you imagine how much worse it would be if we didn't have a Nobel Peace Prize winner in charge of our foreign policy?
Monday, September 17, 2012
Happy anniversary to #OWS
Oops, sorry one group of unwashed anti-Americans look the same as the others.
What is FoxNews Radio going to do
When- hopefully Romney is inagurated next January?
Shep Smith and his 0bamaphiles won't be able to get a soundbite for their top-of-every-hour news bite.
Will they recycle them, Because we all know that we won't be getting hourly sound-bites from a Romney administration.
Shep Smith and his 0bamaphiles won't be able to get a soundbite for their top-of-every-hour news bite.
Will they recycle them, Because we all know that we won't be getting hourly sound-bites from a Romney administration.
Sunday, September 16, 2012
Saturday, September 15, 2012
It was NOT the film trailer
It was NOT that 14 year old girl with the scraps of Koran.
It was NOT the GIs with a Koran in a burn-bag.
It was NOT those Danish cartoons.
It was the Imams, Mullahs and other Islamic clergy taking orders from terrorists that inflamed those illiterate peons into rioting.
If you notice unless it's right after Ramadon, or some other significant date- the riots always start after Friday prayers.
It was NOT the GIs with a Koran in a burn-bag.
It was NOT those Danish cartoons.
It was the Imams, Mullahs and other Islamic clergy taking orders from terrorists that inflamed those illiterate peons into rioting.
If you notice unless it's right after Ramadon, or some other significant date- the riots always start after Friday prayers.
Friday, September 14, 2012
So I did the week-end thing today
Payed bills
Got gas.
Can you imagine what it'll look like next week when those muslim riots affects oil flow?
Did the weeks shopping -including dog food when I came on this in Wally-World-
This in a town of about 3,000 with three feed and gain outlets already.
Because every WallMartian has a flock of chickens in the back shed....
Got gas.
Can you imagine what it'll look like next week when those muslim riots affects oil flow?
Did the weeks shopping -including dog food when I came on this in Wally-World-
This in a town of about 3,000 with three feed and gain outlets already.
Because every WallMartian has a flock of chickens in the back shed....
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Been breaking stuff all day
We're in a part of base that hasn't had any utilities upgraded lately.
-as in about the last twenty-thirty years...lately.
So yesterday I start from where CPS starts the high wire to the bases system.
I get there and don't see any paint on the ground...BUT I do see a fire hydrant (that I know isn't feeding it's self), a pavement cut for a sewer main, and a drain box (with drain tile crossing my path).
I found a 36" concrete drain culvert that I had to dig under, a 6" cast water line that was almost too close to the culvert to get my bucket past, the sand and tape for the sanitary sewer, and when I thought I was in the clear another storm drain running almost parallel with my trench.
All in all, it took about 5 hours to go about 120 feet.
Today I was scraping up San Antonio river rock at about 28" and smelling their old spilled diesel that they paved over decades ago.
I'm kind of surprised we didn't have the enviro-weinies out in their hazmat suits trying to make us bag some 300 yards of contaminated dirt.
Then I got into the old utilities---- In cobble rock (potatoes), unmarked and clay pipe.
Two were abandoned and we're fixing the other one this Sat.
Anyone free this week-end?
-as in about the last twenty-thirty years...lately.
So yesterday I start from where CPS starts the high wire to the bases system.
I get there and don't see any paint on the ground...BUT I do see a fire hydrant (that I know isn't feeding it's self), a pavement cut for a sewer main, and a drain box (with drain tile crossing my path).
I found a 36" concrete drain culvert that I had to dig under, a 6" cast water line that was almost too close to the culvert to get my bucket past, the sand and tape for the sanitary sewer, and when I thought I was in the clear another storm drain running almost parallel with my trench.
All in all, it took about 5 hours to go about 120 feet.
Today I was scraping up San Antonio river rock at about 28" and smelling their old spilled diesel that they paved over decades ago.
I'm kind of surprised we didn't have the enviro-weinies out in their hazmat suits trying to make us bag some 300 yards of contaminated dirt.
Then I got into the old utilities---- In cobble rock (potatoes), unmarked and clay pipe.
Two were abandoned and we're fixing the other one this Sat.
Anyone free this week-end?
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Priorities, everyone has them
For some it means going into work to try nipping a crisis in the bud.
For others it means staying on the phone while others are doing what they can to cut the fuse.
Last time something bad happened, both candidates went back to DeeCee and put on their official 'I'm a Senator' hat and looked like they were trying to *do something!*
This time around the leader of the free world and head cheerleader of the "Arab Spring" just can't be bothered with an act of war, arson and assassination to put a hold on his fundraising.
-And I'm not even going into that apology...
For others it means staying on the phone while others are doing what they can to cut the fuse.
Last time something bad happened, both candidates went back to DeeCee and put on their official 'I'm a Senator' hat and looked like they were trying to *do something!*
This time around the leader of the free world and head cheerleader of the "Arab Spring" just can't be bothered with an act of war, arson and assassination to put a hold on his fundraising.
-And I'm not even going into that apology...
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
No ice cream for you!
The brain trust that is 2/3 of our overpaid laborers (the other one didn't show up again) spent all day with a jet-vac trying to find a buried phone line that I could have found in half an hour with a tea spoon.
They were looking for a line that was going into an OPEN pull box, but were pot-holing where the orange paint was - Because they were too stupid to look inside the OPEN box to see where it was.
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