Sunday, November 13, 2011

Remember when those Teabaggers were stabbing cops?

Oh, yeah- it never happened either, just like the anti-Semitic Barbra Streisand and illegal activities  are all at Obamas* and the unions door.

Anyway, Mr. President embrace your army:
SAN FRANCISCO -- One San Francisco police officer was slashed by a razor and another had his uniform torn and cheek cut in a clash with Occupy San Francisco protesters Saturday afternoon, authorities said.
About 3:30 p.m., near the Embarcadero and Broadway, police attempted to prevent marching demonstrators from blocking the intersection where MUNI light rail tracks are located.
A female protester emerged from the crowd and an "exacto razor blade attached to a pen or pencil-like object," San Francisco police said in an email.



...But on the other hand, those Occutards in Portland are getting more exercise than they probably have ever gotten in their lives...(11/11/11)
There is a hole being dug in one of the parks and wood is being used to reinforce the area around it. There are reports that nails have been hammered into wood for weapons and that generally there are people in the camps preparing for a confrontation with police.




*Funny that the Liberal Google wouldn't have changed their spellcheck to be sure their chocolate Jeezus wouldn't get redlined.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Riiight-- and when they don't, what'll we do then?

Because everyone- except the 0bama administration knows that the 0bama administration is farging clueless about pretty much everything.

Including how to get along with foreign countries including Iran.
But go ahead and make demands that everyone with the IQ above a guppy knows won't stand.

Then we'll be seeing the shocked! I tell you, shocked! faces in DeeCee when Iran blows off Hillary! and her demands for 'openness' about their nuke capabilities...that she and Barry called 'saber rattling' when they were both obstructionist Senators back in `07.

He should have skipped Arlington- again

Because whenever he opens his pie-hole about the military, he f8cks up.



I mean even the Liberal Bruce Springsteen said it right in his American h8ing "Born in the USA" rant.

But,,,,,then again it doesn't matter as long as the troops make him look good- right?

A lot of people like to dump on Kevin Costner

And his acting ability.

I'm watching Open Range now (which is beginning to be one of my favorite movies), and he's pretty much got the realism of western gunfights and realities of life down.
I enjoy some of his other movies that got panned, but when he has something to do with production- he does his homework.

Also- Annette Bening is still comely in a natural un-enhanced, non-Hollywood way.
Of course she's probably a flaming Liberal...

In this upcoming electoral season

Remember this story:

Two gators were sitting at the side of the
swamp near the lake.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one
and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much
bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids.
I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you
been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the swamp near the
parking lot by the Capitol.'

'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus
cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I
jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of
them and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem.
You're not getting any real nourishment. See,
by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a
Politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.

Has anyone noticed...

That since the Chicago Jeezus has been trying running this country that
  • There have been a greater amount of earthquakes in unusual places?
  • Worse offshore oil problems
  • Worldwide spiraling debt crisises
  • Radical islamist organizations taking over the Mid-East
  • A nutjob islamo-terrorist fixing to get the bomb
  • The Federal government filling it's own agents
  • ...And now another satellite falling out of the sky.
Shit if 0bama gets re-elected, we'll have locusts, boils, frogs, water turning to blood and the entire Space Station falling on our heads.

Friday, November 11, 2011

The real 1%



Keeping real life away from the 99%ers

The unrepentant Eric Holder

I see that he finally bothered to have a secretary type something up to put over a facsimile of his signature and then leak it to the Politico.

Because he is finally getting some bad press that matters to him after his Congressional hearing the other day.

But, then again- actions speak louder than words...


“[Holder] never went to a memorial — there are numerous memorials that he could’ve went to,” Domino said. “He never went to the funeral in Michigan.”
“Obama sent a letter,” Domino said. “Obama made a phone call. Napolitano came with a letter from Obama. Napolitano was at the funeral.”
“At that point, he should have, you’d think, paid his respects to the family,” Domino said.
Domino shared that Holder could have approached Terry’s mother, Josephine, at “Police Week” in Washington, D.C., when he saw her. But he chose not to.
Domino added that Holder could’ve also apologized publicly when Cornyn have him the opportunity to in Tuesday’s hearing. “He responded like the cold-hearted person that he is,” Domino said. “He’s as cold as ice.”
“This man [Holder] feels no remorse,” Domino said. “He put on his lawyer hat, he answered the questions as appropriately as he could to cover his ‘end.’”

But Brian Terry was only one of the hundreds of numbers Holders guns killed,
and with numbers like that it changes from being victims to being statistics, and we don't feel sorry for statistics.

11/11/11

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Great! Now I'm subsidizing pr()n.

I guess it wasn't enough that the guy who pays $20 for four months worth of minutes on his cell phone ended up paying for some welfare mother to get a cell plan because beAfia-Da-Pimp tol her she needs a cell phone- and Uncle Sugare needs to supply her wif one.

Because it's a 'right'.

Now the Clinton/Gore administration is getting a handle on that whole 'digital divide' thing and forcing me and everyone else to subsidize broadband for kids who qualify for reduced cost meals at skool.
Yeah- that gangbanger with the $1K rimzz and the sound system you can hear in the next county is getting free reduced cost pr()n because, it's like kids in da projects can't unnerrstand those book things, and can only get educated by pr()n the inertubzz.

In the "Where are they now?" file

We find that Squiggy (of 'Laverne and Shirley') has his arson tendencies and is an #OccupyPortland squatter.

Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Welcome back to 1992!

Bimbo eruptions and all.

So Gloria, just how many trailer parks did you have to drag that $100 bill through to find those poor put upon women?

Not that it makes much of a difference because it's all just a vast leftwing conspiracy to take down a black man.

Weren't we told that it doesn't matter what someone does in his private life, because he can keep the two separate, so lets get over this and 'Move On" to solving Americas problems.



Because it's the economy, stupid.

Those clowns in DeeCee couldn't even co-ordinate a one car accident

So much for Skynet taking over the communications systems today.

How long did they have to plan this?
...And how much money did they waste on this clusterfuck?

But hey, don't worry they'll do MUCH better safeguarding your electronic medical files, , , once they get the bugs knocked out, , , and everyone has a copy of everyone's records.

Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Can't get ahold of Howie # The jawa

so I'll embed here and snark:


This is what my SiL will have to put up with if they decide to deploy his unit.

I just want to say that I'm glad that the brave Mujis are boycotting everything made or developed by Jews- including sulfa drugs and their advanced replacements- and to his British (she has a Green Card from her mother) wife.
At one time your people would feel free to look for locals who had gunshot wounds after a firefight like this.

Of course that's been made illegal by the UN- can't just assume someone was attacking you because of the .303 holes they have in them.

Time to outlaw jogging

and marathons, you over CO2 producing health nuts.

The U.S. DoE just said that we're past the 'WORST CASE SCENARIO' of carbon over...whatever, and now Gaia will turn into a cinder because of jocks (and jockettes) producing too much CO2 by un-necessarily working out.

Monday, November 07, 2011

Who let the dog out?

So- the democrat Liberal attack dog known as Gloria Allred dug up a floozie to try another attack on a conservative black man.

Color me surprised that this woman didn't come out during Hermans run for the Senate seat in GA. Nor did she file any kind of reports until the womans rights (only if you're a Leftie)lawyer Gloria Allred find her did she decide to come forward for no other eason than to "get things out in the open".

Just wondering there-Sharon Bialek- since you want your name in the news attached to Herman, did anyone notice Herman wearing your palm print on his face the next day?
If you were so shocked and outraged, I'm sure there would have been enough force to really leave a mark.

---OR you're someone with a grudge that the Liberal attack dog Gloria Allred decided to use as a club against a real black man who's getting too close to actually accomplishing something without the help of the Liberal establishment.



Of course, your views of black people and their sexual drive make this right up your Democrat alley, because that's how you people see them- as opposed to Conservatives seeing them as Americans who are black- and sucked into your Liberal plantation thought.

Sunday, November 06, 2011

This reminded me of something

I was going home from W-F bank and had to stop at the light under 1604 @ Culebra when i saw a guy pan handling get a (I guess) big money handout when he headed to the parking lot of a big name pharmacy on the corner.
I didn't see "what" he did with the money, but about the time it would take to unlock a door and toss money in then come back down- was about the time he was gone.

When the light turned green, all I saw at the corner was a newer model Chevy Suburban and a scruffy looking pan handler coming down the embankment.

...but I've been told that looking like a bum at a street light is worth around $150 a day tax free.


I wonder if I could get away with it....


,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Naww, I'm just too honest.

Question for Walking Dead Geologists:

Say you have a walker in one of seven dug wells (not the modern pipe casing well)-
Would the entire aquafier be contaminated, or would ,,,,um,,,hydraulic pressure kind of keep the contamination confined to that well?

Personally, I'd be boiling everything that came from every well and then adding two cups of bleach to a water buffalo before I even washed with it.

Dude, I have to tell you

That tee is sooo five years from now:

Embrace your army Barack

FF to about 2:24 and watch for a glimpse of the woman in an orange coat, you'll see her again:
... after you see the care and concern of the Democrat supported #Occupy shows for women (and children) at their riots rallys-


...And to the dork who's wanting the driver to turn himself in- Maybe you @ssholes should stop blocking traffic.

Do you think world leaders

are starting to find the Lightworker as insufferable as more and more Americans are?



"Here, let me fix that for ya."

"See? I'm a take charge kinda guy."


Saturday, November 05, 2011

Will someone get ahold of Lanny Brewer for me?

So I can ask which of these to use in deer hunting tomorrow:
Since he said himself:
“Very few hunters in the United States or sports people and law-abiding people really need to have semiautomatic weapons or long guns,” 

You can call them, Barry

It's the other cardinals that won the World Series, not these Cardinals:
So you don't have to worry about losing your anti-Christian creds...

Remember, remember the fifth of November

Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot...


To: The Gudwife...


UPDATE:
Just remember #Occupy - what happened to them all after they were done.

In which I become the posterboy of Godwinism

Because when you saw this article about eye color- if you know "anything" about the Master Race it passed your mind.
Yes, we finally have the answer to Dr. Mengele's quest for blue eyes. 70 years too late.

Now, the question can be answered.
Do colors seen by people with brown eyes look the same to people with blue eyes?
Just wondering because as you (should) know- color is what we see from what is not absorbed by what we're looking at- so brown would seem to be more filtered on brown eyes than blue.


Right?


UPDATE:
Link fixed

We have become France

NOBODY in that building had ever had a light bulb blow on them before?

Welcome to our collective

Because Liberalism is all about control.

Controlling thoughts.
Controlling actions.
Controlling businesses.
Controlling the very people who are working to make your dream of a socialist Utopia in place.

Officials with the revamped ACORN office in New York -- operating as New York Communities for Change -- have fired staff, shredded reams of documents and told workers to blame disgruntled ex-employees for leaking information in an effort to explain away a FoxNews.com report last week on the group’s involvement in Occupy Wall Street protests, according to sources.

NYCC also is installing surveillance cameras and recording devices at its Brooklyn offices, removing or packing away supplies bearing the name ACORN and handing out photos of Fox News staff with a stern warning not to talk to the media, the sources said.

~snip~

NYCC is also monitoring its staff’s behavior, cracking down on phone use and socialization. Officials have ordered all papers -- even scraps -- to be shredded every night, the source said.

“And all the supplies—everything around the office that said ‘ACORN’ -- is now all in storage until this blows over,” the source said. “People literally have to cover up the cameras on the back of their cellphones in the office.”

“Now there’s no texting in the office, no phone calls in the office. They tell us to take our phone calls out into the waiting room where there’s an intercom, and then they turn on the intercom to hear our conversations. They’re installing new cameras and speakers around the building so they can hear everything.

“It’s almost like working at Fort Knox.

NO! But ACORN just decided to disband because they got into trouble, didn't they? Republicans would...

Two staffers were fired after NYCC officials suspected them as the source of the leaks, a source told FoxNews.com. “One was fired the day the story came out, the other was fired on Friday. (NYCC senior staff) told everyone that they were fired because they talked to you,” a source said.

But don't worry Citizen, it's a nice dystopia this time.

Friday, November 04, 2011

Memories

Not mine exactly, but she looks like the subject of this song, doesn't she?



I mean after y'all had fun for a year or two...

@ #occupy

Ok, we have
  • riots
  • NAZIs
  • Communists
  • Union thugs
  • rampant anti-Semitism
  • a soviet style beuracract growing
  • Pravda
All we need now is a .GOV building burning down in D.C. and it being blamed on a retard...

How many spanking jokes

would this picture bring to mind?

I leave it to you my resourceful readers!