Saturday, November 05, 2011

Will someone get ahold of Lanny Brewer for me?

So I can ask which of these to use in deer hunting tomorrow:
Since he said himself:
“Very few hunters in the United States or sports people and law-abiding people really need to have semiautomatic weapons or long guns,” 

You can call them, Barry

It's the other cardinals that won the World Series, not these Cardinals:
So you don't have to worry about losing your anti-Christian creds...

Remember, remember the fifth of November

Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot...


To: The Gudwife...


UPDATE:
Just remember #Occupy - what happened to them all after they were done.

In which I become the posterboy of Godwinism

Because when you saw this article about eye color- if you know "anything" about the Master Race it passed your mind.
Yes, we finally have the answer to Dr. Mengele's quest for blue eyes. 70 years too late.

Now, the question can be answered.
Do colors seen by people with brown eyes look the same to people with blue eyes?
Just wondering because as you (should) know- color is what we see from what is not absorbed by what we're looking at- so brown would seem to be more filtered on brown eyes than blue.


Right?


UPDATE:
Link fixed

We have become France

NOBODY in that building had ever had a light bulb blow on them before?

Welcome to our collective

Because Liberalism is all about control.

Controlling thoughts.
Controlling actions.
Controlling businesses.
Controlling the very people who are working to make your dream of a socialist Utopia in place.

Officials with the revamped ACORN office in New York -- operating as New York Communities for Change -- have fired staff, shredded reams of documents and told workers to blame disgruntled ex-employees for leaking information in an effort to explain away a FoxNews.com report last week on the group’s involvement in Occupy Wall Street protests, according to sources.

NYCC also is installing surveillance cameras and recording devices at its Brooklyn offices, removing or packing away supplies bearing the name ACORN and handing out photos of Fox News staff with a stern warning not to talk to the media, the sources said.

~snip~

NYCC is also monitoring its staff’s behavior, cracking down on phone use and socialization. Officials have ordered all papers -- even scraps -- to be shredded every night, the source said.

“And all the supplies—everything around the office that said ‘ACORN’ -- is now all in storage until this blows over,” the source said. “People literally have to cover up the cameras on the back of their cellphones in the office.”

“Now there’s no texting in the office, no phone calls in the office. They tell us to take our phone calls out into the waiting room where there’s an intercom, and then they turn on the intercom to hear our conversations. They’re installing new cameras and speakers around the building so they can hear everything.

“It’s almost like working at Fort Knox.

NO! But ACORN just decided to disband because they got into trouble, didn't they? Republicans would...

Two staffers were fired after NYCC officials suspected them as the source of the leaks, a source told FoxNews.com. “One was fired the day the story came out, the other was fired on Friday. (NYCC senior staff) told everyone that they were fired because they talked to you,” a source said.

But don't worry Citizen, it's a nice dystopia this time.

Friday, November 04, 2011

Memories

Not mine exactly, but she looks like the subject of this song, doesn't she?



I mean after y'all had fun for a year or two...

@ #occupy

Ok, we have
  • riots
  • NAZIs
  • Communists
  • Union thugs
  • rampant anti-Semitism
  • a soviet style beuracract growing
  • Pravda
All we need now is a .GOV building burning down in D.C. and it being blamed on a retard...

How many spanking jokes

would this picture bring to mind?

I leave it to you my resourceful readers!

...Then, maybe you shouldn't be calling it art

if it can be mistaken by a cleaning lady and polished enough to lose it's $1.1 Million dollar value- because she mistook the 'art' for a stain from a leak.

But, then again- I'm one of those unenlightened hicks who think 'art' should look like 'art'- instead of something that the cat dragged in.

Thursday, November 03, 2011

WTF is with Anne Coulter lately?

Does she have some kind of undiagnosed brain tumor that is making her back RINOs instead of conservatives all of a sudden?

First she was all over a Christi presidential run, and now I hear she's come out backing Mittens Romneycare.

Celebrity sound-alikes

So we have these two commercials circulating on the talk-radio channels that I listen to.
One I already mentioned- Broadway Bank and the Sarah Palin being done by that unfunny comedianne on SNL...ummm Tami Fay?

Now we have one about Medi-cade, or Medi-care or some other .GOV money waster being voiced by a Groucho Marx sound-alike. Why should I take the HSS ads seriously when they sound like a Marx brothers con?

The wheel goes round

,,,and round
a
...and the hippies that parented this generation gave these sires their parenting skills:

How old do you think that kid is?

Wednesday, November 02, 2011

If JFK was a Republican

And the Left was the same unhinged morons as they are today-

-OK, just pretend, I'm going somewhere here-

Given the ink that the EX-marine Scott Olsen is getting...

Do you think they'd be making a huge thing and stretching the truth about Jack Ruby shooting the Marine Hero Lee Harvey Oswald?

So I was in McDonalds Tuesday

After ordering lunch (2 McDoubles), I was waiting for the order when I heard this on the speaker...REALLY!

It's not even Thanksgiving yet, fer thechissakes.

Tuesday, November 01, 2011

How come we only have like five nuke plants in the entire USA?

Because the enviro-wakos scream about how unsafe they are, and the hazards of increased cancer, and unknown dangers that are worse.

Even though there has never been one person hurt, or any radiation leaked in a nuke plant in the US or Europe.

BUT. these same people are quiet about the fact that Uncle Sugar has forced millions of people through cancer machines under the Obama/Napalitano security theater.

Against the advice of, you know ... real doctors.

The final call to deploy the X-ray machines was made not by the FDA, which regulates drugs and medical devices, but by the TSA, an agency whose primary mission is to prevent terrorist attacks.

Research suggests that anywhere from six to 100 U.S. airline passengers each year could get cancer from the machines. Still, the TSA has repeatedly defined the scanners as “safe,” glossing over the accepted scientific view that even low doses of ionizing radiation — the kind beamed directly at the body by the X-ray scanners — increase the risk of cancer.

“Even though it’s a very small risk, when you expose that number of people, there’s a potential for some of them to get cancer,” said Kathleen Kaufman, the former radiation management director in Los Angeles County, who brought the prison X-rays to the FDA panel’s attention.


And who, exactly is the TSA brain defending his Sicherheitsdienst?
Robin Kane, the TSA’s assistant administrator for security technology, said that no one would get cancer because the amount of radiation the X-ray scanners emit is minute. Having both technologies is important to create competition, he added.

“It’s a really, really small amount relative to the security benefit you’re going to get,” Kane said. “Keeping multiple technologies in play is very worthwhile for the U.S. in getting that cost-effective solution — and being able to increase the capabilities of technology because you keep everyone trying to get the better mousetrap.”

Says the guy who has NO scientific credentials to his name.


But don't worry flying public- you'll have Obamakare to take care of any unwanted extra arms, or colon cancer- because look how well it worked for Baby Huey, and Fidelito.

Monday, October 31, 2011

OSHA and workers safety

There are reasons to have back-up alarms.
The construction site is busy and noisy, people are concentrating on their own jobs and don't always see what's coming at them, so in answer to PISSED here are some things that need back-up alarms.

Dump trucks

Back hoes

Man lifts

However, there are some things that need warnings, but are not mandated to have back-up alarms, this, which I just cannot bring myself to show on this blog- is one of them.

It sucks when facts get in the way

I was all ready to dump on the muslim students at the Catholic University of America, and to actually put a bet down that the trouble making Islamists were Somalis.

But, when you actually do about .5 seconds of goggle-foo, you find the truth.
That being that some Liberal prof took it upon himself to sue for the students who had no problem with the arrangements at the university.

...but professor John Banzhaf said he filed the complaint with the city based on the article and had not received any complaints from Muslim students.


~snip~
Banzhaf is known for filing dozens of human rights complaints, including those alleging discrimination against women and non-smokers. His Web site declares that he’s called “the Area’s Best-Known ‘Radical’ Law Professor.”

So, tell me how this isn't racially motivated

You have a black guy who was accused of being a sexual predator and the MSM went nuts on it.

You had a white guy going farther in the sexual predator area up to and including rape- and the MSM ignored it until they couldn't anymore, and then decided the white guys personal life didn't affect his public job performance. So just drop it, ok!?!

Now we have another black guy accused of...something 20 years ago and the MSM want to try making a huge scandal out of it.

So, if you were a liberal with their well honed sense of racial equality, you'd have to be outraged at the blatant racis............. Oh, Clarence Thomas and Herman Cain are conservative-

Sunday, October 30, 2011

There are times when you trust technology

And then there are times when technology is going to eat you up and spit you out like a fish bone.

I think those haX0rz over at Anonomous are going to find out that technology is not their friend when the people they are f*cking with get a trace their routings.

And the .GOVS and a.COMS are not going to cut off their heads after torturing them to death like the Zetas they're now targeting.

Good luck there Anonymous- hope your moms basement is teargas proof.

The Walking Dead

Shane is a real POS isn't he?

I thought- when he was doing Lori- he told Carl (the son) he was a Cajun.
In this weeks episode- Rick told Lori about growing up with Shane.


I think I'd pass if there was any recon needed if Shane offered to help...


UPDATE-
Monday

In every school I've been at- there are at least two or three big (moving box) sized gas meters around the gym and mechanical room. Even if the gas was shut down, there would be residual pressure in the mains. A shotgun blast to the main regulator would flood the area with gas- add a flair and POOF! zombie flambe.

-Or you could just shoot your partner in the knee...

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Candy is dandy...

Ready for the Halloween thing?

Our last poll was pretty well divided, like I hoped it would be between the three greediest groups I can think of- with a total of 81 votes distributed between Union thugs as a winner with 40% of the votes @ 32 then came The Gorical with 32% and 26 votes, followed closesly by the clueless #OWS clowns at 28% and 23 votes.
As usual, you can still vote, but it won't count.

Now, for Halloween we have this poll-
What do you do with hard candy/ toosie rolls?
Suck them, or lick them like they were designed to be. 
Lick or suck until you're bored then chew. 
Quit wasting time and get it done. 
I don't do hard candy.   
pollcode.com free polls 

This is one reason Ron Paul won't be elected

No matter how much sense he makes, his Paulbots will end up making peoples decisions for them.

Trying to make a point about foreign policy, Cain was loudly interrupted by spectators in the crowd waving Ron Paul signs and yelling, “That is absurd.”


~snip~
Moments later, Cain was interrupted again while making a point about the Federal Reserve. One of Rep. Ron Paul’s signature positions is eliminating that organization.

Not to mention the Paul signs up in trees, on speed limit signs, guard rails...

Advertising my mistakes

So you don't have to relearn them- for free!

If you decide to make a batch of split pea soup and don't have any potatoes, it's ok to substitute with a couple Tater-tots.

Just don't use an entire potato worth of them, or they'll act like corn starch (or your favorite thickening agent).

Even G0D doesn't like the #OWS cretins

People are getting almost as tired of the fawning and censored MSM coverage as they are of "Pass this bill!", but G0D is finding a way to end it without violence.

Your 'Valley Forge moment' indeed- like you'd EVAR have the intestinal fortitude to do without your i-pod for an hour.

From the signhangers uinternational #4875467

Because we just put them up, we don't read them.

Let me fix that title for you, cBS

to make it more truthful, it should read:

ATF gunwalker update: Eric Holder to testify lie on Fast and Furious


There- all fixed.
Because we know Hillary explained how to answer those uncomfortable questions without being accused of perjury.

Friday, October 28, 2011

Halloween, huh?

BOO!

It's a good start

A brand new factory authorized `65 Mustang body for only $15K.


The problem is, now you have to find the rest.


I'll wait until they come out with the `68 Bronco, though...

Thursday, October 27, 2011

I have to admit that I didn't watch it

And I don't plan on either watching or reading too much about the Hillary! deposition on the House.

I really don't have to because I remember the last time she was up there, and her answers will be a variation on-
  • I don't remember
  • not to my knowledge
  • that is not how I remember it
  • It's the fault of those bimbos
  • China? We never got special treatment for Loral
  • You right wingers are still out to get Bill!
  • It must have been some underling
Did I miss any?