Friday, January 22, 2010

WHAT is wrong with you people?

I posted a pic of a p1ssed off shaved cat about a year ago and my sitemeter is showing about 10% of my hits are searches looking for that PO'd cat.

So, in that vein, I'd like to either help you with your ,,,, cat grooming or p1ss you off for the cavaller attitude I have with creatures suffering.

>1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
>water in the bowl.
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>2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
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>3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
>You may need to stand on the lid.
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>4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
>that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
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>5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
>rinse".
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>6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no
>people between the bathroom and the front door.
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>7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
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>8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and
>run outside where he will dry himself off.
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>9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
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>Sincerely,
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>The Dog



Luv Ya,,,,

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