I was over at Legal Insurrection (but he doesn't know it because I've never signed up for anything) and he's got a list of abandoned sports of the Olympics here.
How did that work?
Did your opponent pick the 'boatee?'
How were points awarded?
Could you use your wife?
Did they have a 'windsheld-wiper' competition, because that's the way I like to get them started....