I don't know why they'd bother with missiles

China has announced that they'd decimate the American fleet with barrages of ant-ship missiles if we ever came to blows.

Wouldn't it be easier and more cost effective to just actuate the *assassin* circuit they have in every computer the US military buys from a third party supplier?

I would really like to buy this guy a beer

Atlas Shrugged-

-The movie.

Do you think anyone in DeeCee is getting ideas for new legislation from the movie (since they'd never read the book)?

Spellcheck is your friend

Especially when you going to put indelibly on your body for public display:








I hope it wasn't a manager that wrote that sign...

Actually "Obama Girl", it IS peoples business

Because YOU are the one who made that fan-gyrl crush video that helped get your Chicago Jeezus elected.

This time, however, Ettinger won’t say if she still supports Obama.
“At this point I’m keeping that to myself,” she told TheDC. “If I’m not making videos, I’m not sure it’s anyone’s business who I’m voting for this time around.”

We know you and all the other disenchanted Liberals aren't going to vote for a Republican, so you have two choices right?

Stay home.
-or-
Vote for more of the same.

It was only a matter of time

Then the dam broke loose on the hidden scourge of---


PENGUIN P()RN!!1!

So, what did we accomplish this week?

Monday 06-04:  9:45 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
3:25 pm || Departs White House
4:35 pm|| Arrives New York City
5:20 pm || Speaks at a fundraiser, private residence
8:25 pm|| Speaks at a fundraiser; Waldorf Astoria
9:35 pm|| Speaks at a fundraiser; New Amsterdam Theater
11:20 pm || Departs New York City
12:30 am || Arrives White House

Tuesday 06-05:  10:45 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
11:15 am || Meets with senior advisers    (Yes, SRSLY- that's why he deserves a second chance!)

Wednesday 06-06:  9:20 am ET || Departs the White House
11:45 am PT || Arrives San Francisco
12:20 pm PT || Attends a fundraiser; Landmark Tower, San Francisco
2:15 pm PT || Delivers remarks at a fundraiser; Julia Morgan Ballroom, San Francisco, San Francisco
3:15 pm PT || Departs San Francisco
4:20 pm PT || Arrives Los Angeles
7:15 pm PT || Delivers remarks at a fundraiser; Beverly Wilshire Hotel; Beverly Hills, California
8:55 pm PT || Delivers remarks at a fundraiser; private residence; Beverly Hills, California
No, you didn't miss the D-Day message- there wasn't one.

Thursday: 06-07: 10:20 am PT || Makes remarks at a fundraiser; private residence, Los Angeles
11:20 am PT || Departs Los Angeles
12:20 pm PT || Arrives Las Vegas
12:50 pm PT || Delivers remarks on college loans; University of Las Vegas
2:00 pm PT || Departs Las Vegas
9:25 pm ET || Arrives White House

Friday 06-08: 12:30 pm || Lunch with Biden; Private Dining Room
2:00 pm || Bilateral meeting with President Aquino of the Philippines
2:50 pm || Honors the Super Bowl XLVI Champion New York Giants; South Lawn
5:10 pm || Attends a fundraiser; Jefferson Hotel, Washington

Friday fail

I knew it was going to be a crappy day at 5:45 AM, when the biggest dog decided that he didn't want to go out to let karen sleep in.
I had to chase the f*cker around the house until I made a noose out of a leash to drag him out....

So naturally I was running late and in traffic that i usually miss, and almost got sideswipped by Texting Dude and almost rear-ended by Green Camero guy (twice- once on HWY 90 and then on base after I went to a less used gate father away and got in front of asshole at a major intersection).

Then, since there's no overtime for this job, we let out at 11:30 and waited for the checks (because the company changed banks and Wells-Fargo, or the company can't get it right) to be delivered.
So I went home and came back to Lackland at 2:30PM- to find out the plane was late.

And we waited because I'm NOT making another 60 MI round trip..to find out that the Fed-Ex plane landed close to the UNIONs shift change and no-one wanted to get neat that plane until they had their UNION sanctioned pre-work break and their mandatory circle jerk before they would even get close to the plane with my check on it.

At 5:30 I finally got to the bank.


How was your Friday?

...And they'll be wearing those $1000 shoes at the next OWS protest

Since they only have something against SOME 1%-ers but not Kayne West and his $250 shoes that are jacked up by an evil rich b@stard- because they are willing to pay that much.

NBC is completely lost when it comes to Military commitments

Because, since NBC bought out the Weather Channel (which proves the reason of TWC going all in for AGW)
they have been harassing an Air Force Reserve Officer- because she *CAN'T* get their approval to reject military orders.


So they fired her.

H/T to Mr. G

The difference is

in America- before 0bamakare *fixed* everything, this would have been take care of by the parents PRIVATE health insurance.
Which their employer used to pay the majority of...

But this is .GOV healthcare in the place that used to be Great Briton....

I'm probably going to be called a racist for this post

Because anything said in a not positive and reinforcing way...is defacto racism any more...Right MSM?

Ophra is interviewing Micheal Jackson's daughter ...sometime.

And she looks like she might have his nose, if you try hard enough.
EXCEPT that Rhinoplasty doesn't affect genes.


I'd like to remind everyone what Micheal Jackson looked like before he had all his 'enhancements':

So the kids won life's lottery- good for them!

It just makes you wonder who the donator for the genetic material was....

You've got it wrong you whiny Liberal dooshnozzle

Democracy didn't "DIE" last night in Wisconsin- It proved to be alive and well.

The will of the people, and all...

Not the will of whiny, socialists-that-want-to-force-people-to-live-they-way-they-want-to force-them-to-live kind of democracy they used to have in the USSR, East Germany and still have in N. Korea.

Here's the link to the Breitbart video (that has an unavoidable ad in it) That I can't turn off auto-play.

But,,,,,George Wallace was a Democrat

So why is the race hustler Jesse Jackson comparing Scott Walker to a Democrat hero?

 Yes, that’s Schultz paraphrasing Jackson as saying, “He called this election one of the biggest moments in the history of our democracy. He compared it to Emmett Till’s Lynching and Rosa Parks refusing to give up her seat.” And of course he then played the audio of Jackson comparing Walker to segregationist Alabama governor George Wallace.

Netflix

Firefly

Which channel did it used to be on, and how did I miss it?

Lets see how long this lasts

I now have an official THINGAMAJIG for sale at E-bay!

First world problems

Or this is what bothers whiny GenNexters...


Including toothpaste, cookies (the edible kind), fat hands and pencils.

I have to agree with #21.

So, did Hillary! get to water ski up the Northwest passage?

You know, like we were told would happen THIRTY YEARS AGO.

When they realized that global freezing wasn't working and they decided that "AGW" was much scarier.

So why did Hillary! have to be escorted to the north Pole in a Norwegian icebreaker to see the frolicking Polar bears (that are increasing in numbers---just like the Caribou along the Alaskan pipeline) just so she could increase her carbon footprint for a photo-op?

Isn't it a little ironic

That Rod Stewart, who made top ten countdown with this-



is on his fourth of his ever younger wives?

Lets get all Shirley Temple retro, shall we?

There goes the Navy f*cking with "tradition" again.

First it was beards *for safety*
Then it was the two beer lunch.
Then it was pretty much all facial hair.

Then sometime they started getting a ribbon for just graduating boot camp
...And got to wear special covers when they graduated...or something.

Then -at least they went *back* to traditional jumpers from that stupid `80's ice cream truck uniform.
Then they changed from the water-survivable dungarees and boon-dockers to that stupid blue cammie BDUs they have to wear today.

Now they're changing the dress uniform to the Shirley Temple mode.

-Oh wait, I was wrong.
Even Shirley Temple used the right uniform:

So where have I seen that new look before? Oh- Yeah!

H/T to Bob.

Two comments about this video

First- Maybe someone should think about changing the angle of the flaps
Second- we have a doosh hoping to get a million dollar airplane crash on video so he can be cool for a day instead of working.

Now that the frufra-all is over

I want to say something about that Time cover on breastfeeding.
*Go ahead, it's your blog*

You remember the one which launched a thousand parodies.

The thing that brought it up again is the broohahah about the two Air Force chicks breastfeeding in their BDUs (or whatever they're called now) and how uptight prudes (on both sides) are getting their noses out of joint about it.
That really doesn't offend me as much as the Time pic, because:

• They're in the Air Force (Duh yeah, not like it's a real service)
• They're  acting motherly to babies
• The blonde has some nice ones she's airing out.

What got my attention was the Time woman was her entire body speech.
She was out there with there almost 4 yr-old kid STANDING on a chair, while her whole attitude was "Yeah, I'm doing this- what are YOU going to do about it?" "Let me ruin my kid the way I want to while getting Time some badly needed prime time."

So we have one Obababot with an attitude, and two service women in uniform just doing their thing -who got put in a La Leche thing for doing what was natural with their infants.

I'll give the wing-wipers a pass.

Match this Slick Willey

AND he did it without tho bogus shades.

Already?

So,,,now unilaterally attacking a Mid-east country is ok?

Because it's not BusHitlermcChimpy who has the entire UN behind him?

Or because it's president Kickazz deciding that the US is going in for the election year save.

Why the f*ck isn't the UN doing anything?
They want to control the world.
They want to tax everyone in the first world to death.
They want to control how people think.
They want to control ban civilians from owning firearms ( how'd that work out in Libya and now in Syria?).

Where are the blue Helmets showing they can take care of a shitty piss-ant country before they demand the keys to the world!

Something to get you jarred out of vacation mode

Just out of curiosity

Why does Blogger start their calender on a Monday?

Isn't living in America good enough?
But NOoooo, we have to try to be European and show we are the artsy type.

....And speaking of things that don't work, what's wit F/F that it want's to hide the site I'm on so I can't copy it from the address bar anymore?
I tell you Opera is looking better and better- especially the way it loads sooo much faster than the latest and greatest fire Fox 13.whatever/-dot BETA.

No bag for YOU!

Welcome to Liberal Utopia!

Sorry VFW, I think you're wrong

Because you'll only get some kind of half-assed non-apology like 'I'm sorry that some people took what I said in the wrong way'...because you right-wing H8'rs are too stupid to understand the nuances of me saying that I can't call dead military members 'heroes'.

Because that's probably the only time this month that Chris Hayes said something heartfelt in public.


UPDATE -
8:55PM 05-28-12

Unlike the vast majority of the lamestream Media, I don't try to hide when I'm wrong.
But then, I didn't go to J-school and have layers and layers of editorial oversite either...

It looks like Chris Hayes has pretty much, all by himself decided to apologize for  his statements the other day.
It seems to be a real apology and not some sort of non-apology apology that the Left is so used to doling out when they're caught telling the truth.

Breaking news

Update---VERY IMPORTANT---very breaking news--------the unpossible has happened----------------

 It looks like the effeminate Justin Bieber has grown a pair and use those sticks he has attached to his shoulders to slap a Paparazzi, or something.

Ooooh. Evil...I'm skared:

Nice pants guy. WTF is hanging out of them by his knee?