With the ever expanding government in DeeCee, and the humongoulsy intrusive 0amba debacle arriving get used to mindless decrees like this.
After spending over half a million Dollars worth of study, the British Health and Safety Executive has determined that even though nobody goes near them- that bowling alleys needed a barrier in front of the pin setter.
You know, to stop anything from getting near where the pins are that need to be reset.
After two years and £250,000, they found that ten-pin bowling alleys up and down the country could be a 'very dangerous' environment for families.
They concluded that it was too easy for children or teenagers to run down lanes and get trapped in machinery that sets up the pins - even though there was no record of any such accident having happened.
The bizarre Health and Safety Executive report found that members of the public would be at risk if they walked along the 60-foot lanes to knock over pins by hand.
Its authors even considered ordering every bowling alley to put barriers across lanes. But they were forced to admit defeat - after realising that bowlers must be able to see what they are aiming at.
You think those assclowns in Washington wouldn't try something like thatif they get power?
Monday, November 30, 2009
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Have I posted this before?
It's two kids making their own brand of music in what is probably some liberal enclave (judging from his hot sister -in one video)
Sorry,,,,
Anyway, they have talent.
Making a multi-track video singing accompaniment to yourself has my admiration.
Really, that's something to reach for.
I'd call these kids musicians more than the over produced modern day "stars".
And this is coming from someone who thinks noise is a byproduct of producing something needed,,,instead of jarring noise just because,,,,,
OH, enjoy the interplay of the two after the song,,,
Sorry,,,,
Anyway, they have talent.
Making a multi-track video singing accompaniment to yourself has my admiration.
Really, that's something to reach for.
I'd call these kids musicians more than the over produced modern day "stars".
And this is coming from someone who thinks noise is a byproduct of producing something needed,,,instead of jarring noise just because,,,,,
OH, enjoy the interplay of the two after the song,,,
Hey Cindy!
You washed-up attention whore, if you're so bad against unpiloted drones- why not camp out in Chicago?
They let you do your media thing in a ditch in Crawford- I bet 0bamas Chicago goons would have your circus in jail before you could even get one protest sign up in front of 0bamas house.
Since you want it both ways- your childish tantrums without consequences, welcome to the real world.
And Xan,,,,
Code Pink protester Xan Joy, who physically confronted the man during the incident, called the man a "bully" and said his behavior was meant to intimidate the protesters.
"He should be so happy and grateful that there are people in this country that are trying to protect him and his children and everybody's children from war," Joy said.
,,,I think that vet doesn't need your protection from war.
Stoopid c*nt.
(I can say that, right? Or is that word just reserved for Republican women?)
They let you do your media thing in a ditch in Crawford- I bet 0bamas Chicago goons would have your circus in jail before you could even get one protest sign up in front of 0bamas house.
Since you want it both ways- your childish tantrums without consequences, welcome to the real world.
And Xan,,,,
Code Pink protester Xan Joy, who physically confronted the man during the incident, called the man a "bully" and said his behavior was meant to intimidate the protesters.
"He should be so happy and grateful that there are people in this country that are trying to protect him and his children and everybody's children from war," Joy said.
,,,I think that vet doesn't need your protection from war.
Stoopid c*nt.
(I can say that, right? Or is that word just reserved for Republican women?)
In your best Forrest Gump voice
Read this:
“Now I know that we are meeting at a time when many business leaders in particular are focused on what the physical changes on our planet and in our ecosphere mean for the former plan for business and the changes that are under way are completely unprecedented, incredibly significant."
That's from a guy who graduated college back when you were supposed to have learned something.
That's the guy who got incredibly filthy rich on spreading the AGW scam on the true believers in the Church of AlGore.
I know that I horribly mangle the english language at times, and cause those who know better want to cover their monitor screen in red edit marks- BUT - I don't get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to preach to the choir.
“Now I know that we are meeting at a time when many business leaders in particular are focused on what the physical changes on our planet and in our ecosphere mean for the former plan for business and the changes that are under way are completely unprecedented, incredibly significant."
That's from a guy who graduated college back when you were supposed to have learned something.
That's the guy who got incredibly filthy rich on spreading the AGW scam on the true believers in the Church of AlGore.
I know that I horribly mangle the english language at times, and cause those who know better want to cover their monitor screen in red edit marks- BUT - I don't get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to preach to the choir.
Saturday, November 28, 2009
All I'm looking for is ideas
I'm making pea soup and looking for different ideas in the realm of spices.
What's with the tomato soup addition?
I guess I'll stick to the traditional salt, pepper, garlic, and since we're in Texas- a good splash of red pepper.
In addition to the onions, carrots and about 1 1/2 pounds of ham.
Two hours from now, the final ingredient to stop the natural gastric glowbull gasses.
What's with the tomato soup addition?
I guess I'll stick to the traditional salt, pepper, garlic, and since we're in Texas- a good splash of red pepper.
In addition to the onions, carrots and about 1 1/2 pounds of ham.
Two hours from now, the final ingredient to stop the natural gastric glowbull gasses.
The fine art of nuance
I know that all Libs luuurrv their subtle signals that us ignarant conservatives miss.
Like how we can't understand the way bowing somehow makes you the superior leader.
Or how rebuffing long time allies while knob=polishing our enemies enhances our standing on the world stage.
BUT....I'm sure a 7th century Afghani tribesman who would be lucky to be barely literate whould see the immediate underlying goal of being paid not to fight you.
I *know* he'd understand that you're doing this from a position of streingth, because that's what he's do to someone in his power.
Siggghhhhhh...........
The Liberal exit strategy when everything else fails:
Like how we can't understand the way bowing somehow makes you the superior leader.
Or how rebuffing long time allies while knob=polishing our enemies enhances our standing on the world stage.
BUT....I'm sure a 7th century Afghani tribesman who would be lucky to be barely literate whould see the immediate underlying goal of being paid not to fight you.
I *know* he'd understand that you're doing this from a position of streingth, because that's what he's do to someone in his power.
Siggghhhhhh...........
The Liberal exit strategy when everything else fails:
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Remember her?
Maybe this will help jog your memory...
Yes the first was his hot cousin Marisleysis his spokesbabe.
You remember the second pic of the usual kid glove treatment the Liberal.gov treats those who become expendable in accommodating dictators.
Happy First Day of the Elian saga.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
What is this Arugula that "The Won" speaks of?
I have a nice Iceberg lettuce salad in front of me right now.
Of course it being my salad it's more of a lettuce based toppings delivery system than a healthy meal.
That snobbish specialty lettuce would be wasted under loads of ham, turkey, onion, Honey French w/Thousand Island dressing, shredded sharp cheddar, croutons, bell peppers and whatever else I can fit in the bowl.
Of course it being my salad it's more of a lettuce based toppings delivery system than a healthy meal.
That snobbish specialty lettuce would be wasted under loads of ham, turkey, onion, Honey French w/Thousand Island dressing, shredded sharp cheddar, croutons, bell peppers and whatever else I can fit in the bowl.
I have to ask,,,"Why?"
I was passed on the way home tonight by a mid 80's model Mustang.
The guy was obviously in the rebuilding zone, because it had the off color hood and what sounded like a 302.
But my question of "Why" restore a POS from the 80's still stands.
The guy was obviously in the rebuilding zone, because it had the off color hood and what sounded like a 302.
But my question of "Why" restore a POS from the 80's still stands.
Dear Democrats,
Hi!
Just wondering... If your *real* idea is to provide health care for every uninsured American (or anyone living here).... wouldn't it be cheaper to just BUY them a policy than to make a humonougsly large unsecured loan from my grand daughter to provide a lifetime job to many uncaring, and unelected bureaucrats?
Just wondering... If your *real* idea is to provide health care for every uninsured American (or anyone living here).... wouldn't it be cheaper to just BUY them a policy than to make a humonougsly large unsecured loan from my grand daughter to provide a lifetime job to many uncaring, and unelected bureaucrats?
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Just heard on local TeeWee news WOAI ch4
DiddditDAdotdiddit....Breaking news.....
Just announced that women who smoke will produce approximately koffgarble percent more kids who are ADHD than non smokers!
Ok, - so now that there are so many LESS women smoking during pregnancy than there were in the 30's and up to the 70's....
Is that a reason that there are so many rocklings in school dragging down the academic profiles?
Except that in spite of the declining number of smoking mothers- there is an increasing amount of kids being diagnosed for ...acting like KIDS.
Just announced that women who smoke will produce approximately koffgarble percent more kids who are ADHD than non smokers!
Ok, - so now that there are so many LESS women smoking during pregnancy than there were in the 30's and up to the 70's....
Is that a reason that there are so many rocklings in school dragging down the academic profiles?
Except that in spite of the declining number of smoking mothers- there is an increasing amount of kids being diagnosed for ...acting like KIDS.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
It's that time of year again
Where TBS is breaking out all the Christmas standbys.
Right now they have a retrospective of Michelle before she met Barry.
Right now they have a retrospective of Michelle before she met Barry.
But...If it saves just 'ONE' life...
I thought anything was justified?
Or is it only justified if it imposes the will of the Left?
Now that the .gov is going to be responsible for putting off breast exams for the 40% of women who will have a problem there, and the (koff) unexpected revamping of the PAP smear so it's not *really* needed until much later, it's not worthwhile.
Because the women who will be dead because they didn't get those tests are just statistics.
What's the next recommendation to be pushed back?
Cholesterol tests cost money.
Stress tests cost money.
Insulin costs money- HEY, lets recommend that injections need to be spaced out more.
Yeah, and amputating a leg is much more cost effective than a long term treatment of antibiotics...then you have that costly rehab work.
Or is it only justified if it imposes the will of the Left?
Now that the .gov is going to be responsible for putting off breast exams for the 40% of women who will have a problem there, and the (koff) unexpected revamping of the PAP smear so it's not *really* needed until much later, it's not worthwhile.
Because the women who will be dead because they didn't get those tests are just statistics.
What's the next recommendation to be pushed back?
Cholesterol tests cost money.
Stress tests cost money.
Insulin costs money- HEY, lets recommend that injections need to be spaced out more.
Yeah, and amputating a leg is much more cost effective than a long term treatment of antibiotics...then you have that costly rehab work.
Time to Lawyer up
Someone with big pockets is going to have to start the process of getting a challenge on this health care bill to the Supreme Court.
It looks like it's the only way this hugely expensive and intrusive expansion of power for unelected, unresponsive and uncaring bureaucrats will be stopped.
The Dems don't care what we think.
The Republicans can't get their chit together enough to block it.
AND the next appointment to the Supreme Court is guaranteed to be a communist, so the last chance we have of stopping it is to get it before the USSC before any other Justices resign (or forced out).
It looks like it's the only way this hugely expensive and intrusive expansion of power for unelected, unresponsive and uncaring bureaucrats will be stopped.
The Dems don't care what we think.
The Republicans can't get their chit together enough to block it.
AND the next appointment to the Supreme Court is guaranteed to be a communist, so the last chance we have of stopping it is to get it before the USSC before any other Justices resign (or forced out).
Saturday, November 21, 2009
My first thought was "I bet they're black"
When I saw this article about Michael Jackson showing up in an ultrasound.
Yeah, I know how racially insensitive of me.
Then I thought I read they were from Sugarland, but it was Southerland.
Personally, I think it looks more like Marlene Dietrich ...
Yeah, I know how racially insensitive of me.
Then I thought I read they were from Sugarland, but it was Southerland.
Personally, I think it looks more like Marlene Dietrich ...
Friday, November 20, 2009
But why 2011?
I hear that Ophra is going to call it quits for her nationalized TeeWee show in 2011.
If she were going to bow out, I figure she'd at least wait until 2012.
That way she could get her mouth breathing minions to help get Barry reelected.
Not that it matters to me. The first time I heard about her after being in Rota for two years back in '87, I knew she was black without even seeing her- because who else would name their kid Okra?
If she were going to bow out, I figure she'd at least wait until 2012.
That way she could get her mouth breathing minions to help get Barry reelected.
Not that it matters to me. The first time I heard about her after being in Rota for two years back in '87, I knew she was black without even seeing her- because who else would name their kid Okra?
Dude! It's raining here
It's raining so bad that *I* am driving 25 miles below the speed limit.
GET. OFF. MY. BUMPER!.
It's bad enough that I almost got sideswiped this morning by some moron who thinks the zipper is a Hot Wheels track rail, and so he doesn't have to steer.
Or the people who think they're driving on oil- combined with the f*ckwhits driving their F-150s like they just stole them.
Yeah, I saw you almost swerve out of control when you hit that water on HWY 90 behind me.
Tell me, why should I 'not' roll down my window and toss a handful of hex nuts up in the air to get you to f*cking BACK! OFF!
D*ckhead.
GET. OFF. MY. BUMPER!.
It's bad enough that I almost got sideswiped this morning by some moron who thinks the zipper is a Hot Wheels track rail, and so he doesn't have to steer.
Or the people who think they're driving on oil- combined with the f*ckwhits driving their F-150s like they just stole them.
Yeah, I saw you almost swerve out of control when you hit that water on HWY 90 behind me.
Tell me, why should I 'not' roll down my window and toss a handful of hex nuts up in the air to get you to f*cking BACK! OFF!
D*ckhead.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
So how do you think it went?
Our Unicorn Rider offering the ChiComs his assurances that he'll keep Americas economy from tanking?
I'm just wondering how he looked sitting on a too small three legged stool while the Chairman read him the riot act.
You know it's really bad when COMMUNISTS are telling you how *not* to kill your economy.
I'm just wondering how he looked sitting on a too small three legged stool while the Chairman read him the riot act.
You know it's really bad when COMMUNISTS are telling you how *not* to kill your economy.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
I heard that GM only lost $1 billion this quarter
Unlike Ford, who actually made a profit.
And didn't take the Lightworkers Shilling.
Now they say that since they're doing so well financially,,,(as I wait for the laughing to die down),,,
That the'll look at repaying that pesky little ol' loan off before it's due.
Great! Good for you GM. Are you ever going to make right the fact that you let the UAW steel 70% of your investers property?
You know the stockholders who's property you just GAVE to the UAW.
And didn't take the Lightworkers Shilling.
Now they say that since they're doing so well financially,,,(as I wait for the laughing to die down),,,
That the'll look at repaying that pesky little ol' loan off before it's due.
Great! Good for you GM. Are you ever going to make right the fact that you let the UAW steel 70% of your investers property?
You know the stockholders who's property you just GAVE to the UAW.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Some things are better as a concept than reality
Take bacon pork sausage.
In spite of the BACON=nom meme going around, this combination reminds me of nothing other than the C-rat meal lovingly known as "Ham and Motherf*ckers"
And speaking of C-rats and the useful things you could do with them:
Stoves, infiltration alarms, digging utensils, defensive projectiles, etc...
How many reading this still have their P-38s?
I still have mine on my keyring along with a WWII through bolt nut that I was standing on about 75' in the air while stripping an old comsta. It still had a guy wire pulling horizontally and was almost rusted through. Naturally I now look to see how well what I'm standing in will hold me.
And if you were using C-rats and didn't have heat tabs or C-4, you could always use the peanut butter to cook with.
How many uses have they developed for MREs? Just wondering.
In spite of the BACON=nom meme going around, this combination reminds me of nothing other than the C-rat meal lovingly known as "Ham and Motherf*ckers"
And speaking of C-rats and the useful things you could do with them:
Stoves, infiltration alarms, digging utensils, defensive projectiles, etc...
How many reading this still have their P-38s?
I still have mine on my keyring along with a WWII through bolt nut that I was standing on about 75' in the air while stripping an old comsta. It still had a guy wire pulling horizontally and was almost rusted through. Naturally I now look to see how well what I'm standing in will hold me.
And if you were using C-rats and didn't have heat tabs or C-4, you could always use the peanut butter to cook with.
How many uses have they developed for MREs? Just wondering.
Who picks out her cloths?
Really.
I mean did they go allout ADA and pick a blind person for Michells wardrobe advisor?
When Iron Chef America went to the white House you can see that the First Wookie made Mario Batali her favorite, that's why she personally picked out his sox and Crocks.
I mean did they go allout ADA and pick a blind person for Michells wardrobe advisor?
When Iron Chef America went to the white House you can see that the First Wookie made Mario Batali her favorite, that's why she personally picked out his sox and Crocks.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
I guess it's good
That we only have a 31" crt TeeWee, or I'd have cr@ppy overly dramatic badly written SyFy movies on an over priced 68" flat screen.
Which would just emphasize how badly I blew that money.
Which would just emphasize how badly I blew that money.
To be fair
I did find a picture of the Boy Wonder with his hand over his heart during the National Anthem.
Really.
Unless it's a photoshop.
Naww, it can't be.
Because it looks like he's trying not to throw up:
I really need to go do things today...
Does anyone know all the hoops to go through for working at the Post Office?
Karens already taken and passed her written tests and now needs to do the background thing and take her driving test...What's next? Mor importantly, how long before we can see a ,gov check?
Really.
Unless it's a photoshop.
Naww, it can't be.
Because it looks like he's trying not to throw up:
I really need to go do things today...
Does anyone know all the hoops to go through for working at the Post Office?
Karens already taken and passed her written tests and now needs to do the background thing and take her driving test...What's next? Mor importantly, how long before we can see a ,gov check?
Anyone have their ESP running today?
I was looking at this ISP since Rock Solid Wireless Internet has a real problem communication with people who want to give them money.
I was looking at Indian Creek's services and clicked this FOR SALE link. Paula, have you sold it yet?
As far as Rock Solid Wireless DSL out of Hondo and Castroville, If you look yourselves up on the internet I'll tell you what I asked Gelli (your receptionist) yesterday about noon. I'm the one you came out to Creekwood for. The one with the green gate and three dogs at the bottom of the water tower- remember? I asked her if I could get some information on how precisely your antenna had to be aimed, as I could use a 35' light pole from work. That would put it as high as the roofmount antenna just up the road.
I gave her my cell number and she said she'd pass it on. If you read this today you might be able to retrieve it from the trash- if she even bothered to write it down.
Also- when you reschedule an appointment, it would be nice to let the people who want to give you money *know* that you're not coming that day.
I was looking at Indian Creek's services and clicked this FOR SALE link. Paula, have you sold it yet?
As far as Rock Solid Wireless DSL out of Hondo and Castroville, If you look yourselves up on the internet I'll tell you what I asked Gelli (your receptionist) yesterday about noon. I'm the one you came out to Creekwood for. The one with the green gate and three dogs at the bottom of the water tower- remember? I asked her if I could get some information on how precisely your antenna had to be aimed, as I could use a 35' light pole from work. That would put it as high as the roofmount antenna just up the road.
I gave her my cell number and she said she'd pass it on. If you read this today you might be able to retrieve it from the trash- if she even bothered to write it down.
Also- when you reschedule an appointment, it would be nice to let the people who want to give you money *know* that you're not coming that day.
Friday, November 13, 2009
My son-in-law
Is a Marine.
I feel sorry for him that his Commander-in-Chief is this guy:
I really hope His dithering and ....dismissiveness to the Military won't get them killed or maimed- and that SiL comes back whole.
Pic stolen from Zip
I feel sorry for him that his Commander-in-Chief is this guy:
I really hope His dithering and ....dismissiveness to the Military won't get them killed or maimed- and that SiL comes back whole.
Pic stolen from Zip
Thursday, November 12, 2009
"And he kicks a high hanging punt..."
Instead of grabbing the ball and running with it, our Unicorn Rider votes "present" in A-stan...again.
Because his political appointee in the Afghan post in the Dept. of State doesn't like that evil military any more than the boy president.
That stance comes in the midst of forceful reservations about a possible troop buildup from the U.S. ambassador in Afghanistan, Karl Eikenberry, according to a second top administration official.
In strongly worded classified cables to Washington, Eikenberry said he had misgivings about sending in new troops while there are still so many questions about the leadership of Afghan President Hamid Karzai.
Because nothing props up a fledgling government like uncommitted allies.
Oh,,,BTW, how is your 'Cash for Talibans" working there oh wonderworker?
Because his political appointee in the Afghan post in the Dept. of State doesn't like that evil military any more than the boy president.
That stance comes in the midst of forceful reservations about a possible troop buildup from the U.S. ambassador in Afghanistan, Karl Eikenberry, according to a second top administration official.
In strongly worded classified cables to Washington, Eikenberry said he had misgivings about sending in new troops while there are still so many questions about the leadership of Afghan President Hamid Karzai.
Because nothing props up a fledgling government like uncommitted allies.
Oh,,,BTW, how is your 'Cash for Talibans" working there oh wonderworker?
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Arlington
The First couple.
Presented without comment:
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Ok, I can't NOT comment...what's with the big leather and couch covers?
I mean she has more people than several *real* Queens of recent memory that I can think of...
UPDATE...just now
WOW, check out the new prototype ergonamicly enhanced jackboots on the First Grinch!
Next seen on purpleshirted SEIU thugs in a protest near you!
UPDATE part dos...
I see that they make the VP and his wife carry their own umbrella instead of using some high ranking Line Officer.
Presented without comment:
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Ok, I can't NOT comment...what's with the big leather and couch covers?
I mean she has more people than several *real* Queens of recent memory that I can think of...
UPDATE...just now
WOW, check out the new prototype ergonamicly enhanced jackboots on the First Grinch!
Next seen on purpleshirted SEIU thugs in a protest near you!
UPDATE part dos...
I see that they make the VP and his wife carry their own umbrella instead of using some high ranking Line Officer.
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