I wonder where he left Silent Bob

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From Tam.

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for Feb 5

Front stuffer.
Her revolver looks like BP, too.

The big one below the break as usual~ 

Rain

 Down here in South-central Texas we don't get a lot during the summer.
Last summer was one of the dryer years, so I got curious to see how far I'd have to got if I dug a stock tank.

I want it deep enough that I can put fish in it, too. So early August, late July- dug a trench in the lowest part of Rancho Snakebit. This is basically the bottom of a bowl where everything drains to.

Seven feet down before I got anything that wasn't bone dry, and the clay was as hard as brick mortar.
I stopped about seven feet wen I found sandy clay that was maybe not dry- calling it moist would be a long-shot.

This is the same trench last week before the cold rainy, windy week we had.

Birthplace of the Winds

 Adak, Alaska.

It's an island about 2/3 out on the Aleutian Island chain in the bearing Sea.
The wind is always blowing and the overcast is constant. On the occasional days that they clouds let the sun in, everyone not standing duty is generally granted Sunshine Liberty to enjoy it.

The way the weather has been here in Seguin, TX for almost a week- it feels like I was back up there.
In the wind, rain, cold overcast.
At least down here we don't have mosquitoes the size of Silver Dollars.

That's not me, I was there about 1984, but I used it because the sign was the same.
Off to his right is the Pet Sematary

File cleaning

 Meme dump.

Your Monday Jan. 30 Rule 5 puzzle

 IDF chick

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The big one below the break~

I know this guy is full of Hyprbole

 And his latest po(a)st about tanks to the Ukraine is the usual.... maybe.

Just wondering what anyone who knows tanks has to say about it?

One of the nice things about being retired

 Even if it came about abruptly- is that when it's cold, wet, windy and crappy, I don't have to leave my nice warm dry house.

Every day since I made the decision, I've done something on my To Do list.
I screwed up my shoulder again fixing a divider fence and tightening 700 of barb-wire... So that's another reason for taking it easy today.

Happy birthday JMB

 

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for Jan. 23

She likes breaking rules...

The big one below the fold~

This is a little dated

 But it shows the difference in how some people think.

I live about 40 minutes east of San Antonio. About 2- 3 hours west of Houston. Except for the remnants of a hurricane hitting the coast, or maybe  some freak wildfire catching my stand of Post Oaks on fire- I don't really have any weather related worries.

I've still probably got two months of food, propane and well water. The trucks hardly ever get below 1/2 tank. The only thing I'm worried about running out of is booze.

So I have a hard time relating to people who live where they chance getting snowed in for weeks- and knowing that- who don't stock up.

Even if their town "shudders to a halt" because of heavy snow.

-State and county plows don't buy their diesel from gas stations- they have their own tanks.
-I bet they vote Democrat.

Your Jan. 16 Monday Rule 5 puzzle

 That stance looks a little unstable...

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The bigger one below the fold~

Just out of curiosity

 Mine- because the propaganda wing of the Democrat party isn't interested....

WHO gave Biden the okay to take all those secret documents he lat his ChiCom handlers copy?

Lets go fucking Brandon

 Yesterday at this same HEB station it was $2.31.
38 cents in one day.

I guess the oil reserve is dry now and he's pissed off the Saudis, so we can enjoy our preview of the Soviet Stated of America.

Fucking asshole.

That wasn't as painful as I thought it would be

 Brought some paperwork to finalize my Social Security retirement paperwork. Out in about half an hour.

I decided to just retire instead of looking for another job. I was hoping to get a little more set up before I took that step, but because of a repeated injury I'm no longer working for that company.

This year is going to suck because we made some $30K when we finally unloaded the mobile home in Hondo- and it wasn't out primary home...

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for Jan.09

 Is that thicc or a can?

The big one below the fold as usual~

Bullshit Dan Crenshaw

You're too much of a politician to just make a "metaphor" like that on accident.
Your an Establishment Republican just like Cornyn in the Senate.

I figured an ex-SEAL would be able to go against the Establishment, but being an Officer for 10 years made you just another box checker. Swayed by the DeeCee opinions instead of your constituents.

Democrats-

 The party of complete corruption.
And paid-off judges.

The party that hands out ballots to illegals and refuses to let anyone know who they are.
So they can keep turning out voting system into a 3rd world Socialist paradise.

Your Monday Jan.2 Rule 5 puzzle

 

 

As usual, the big one below the fold~

Sure am glad I'm not on I-10 westbound.

That's from the HD parking lot in Seguin.

Your Dec. 26 Monday Rule 5 puzzle

 Santa forgot an elf~

The big one below the break-

Merry Christmas

Your Christmas Eve carol

Your day three Christmas carol countdown

Your day four of our Christmas carol coundown

Day five of the Christmas Carol countdown

Coincidentally this is one I had in the lineup before I noticed our opera singer finally discovered punk.

She seems to have lived a sheltered life...
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Here's the original without the interruptions-

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for Dec. 19

And Day 7 of the Christmas Carol countdown.

As usual, the big one below the break.

Christmas countdown 8

F*ing lighen up, Francis

 Liberals have absolutely no sense of humor.

PETArds are even worse responding to a joke from James Cameron about dolphins (the mammal, not the fish).

Your Dec 12 Monday Rule 5 puzzle

 Cowboy action-

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As usual, the big one below the break~