this Thursdays rule-5 word search is

Curvy Blondes!

And we have a bumper crop in our search engine!

And your bad photoshop of the week;

Do they have elevators?

I was looking at these new AF Basic Trainee condos the other day while we were pulling wire.

And I wondered, since it's the AF, do they have platoon squadron sized elevators, or do the upstairs "Future Air Warriors" have to trudge up four levels of stairs?

Oh, look!

The Norks are celebrating Earth Day!

Just like they do every day........

Lost in all the hubub this week

Monday was BAG day- I bought a refrigerator instead :-(

Yesterday was the 70 anniversary of the Warsaw ghetto uprising.
This is how it would be reported today by the MSM;

Chalk up a win for the terrorists

Boston and Cambridge are in a complete lockdown.
The city looks like a ghost town- all because the cops told the unarmed sheeple to stay inside while they conduce house to house searches.

Probably without warrants, too.
...

AND who wants odds that when this is over people will get a knock on the door with a warrant to do something about the illegal weapons they saw the first time?

It looks like we need to tighten-up on the 1st Amendment

Because somehow, we have to save the children.

maybe we need to implement some kind of background checks, or maybe even look at slowing down the misinformation that susceptible children have access to.

Because it might cost then their lives if "something isn't done" to stop them from doing stupid things based on something they read.

We need to do *something* ...because if it only saves ONE life.....................

One more reason

To link to Jennifer's blog with this tripe coming from some washed-up actor that I barely remember- trying to tie a pressure cooker to the 2nd Amendment.

So, to help cement her diamond of a post in it's rightful glory is Jennifer on celebrities:

Dear Hollywood celebrities,
You exist for my entertainment.  Some of you are great eye candy.  Some of you can deliver a line with such conviction that you bring tears to my eyes.  Some of you can scare the crap out of me.  Others make me laugh.  But you all have one thing in common, you only have a place in my world to entertain me.  That’s it.
You make your living pretending to be someone else.  Playing dress up like a retard*.  You live in a make believe world in front of a camera.  And often when you are away from one too.  Your entire existence depends on my patronage.
I’ll crank the organ grinder; you dance.
I don’t really care where you stand on issues.  Honestly, your stance matters far less to me than that of my neighbor.  You see, you aren’t real.  I turn off my TV or shut down my computer and you cease to exist in my world.  Once I am done with you, I can put you back in your little box until I want you to entertain me again.

Thursday again? Rule -5

And in the spirit of letting searchers find a good subject- we have the "Curvy short women" theme today.

Bonus questuon:
Which pic did I gank from Wirecutter?
And the bad photoshop of the week-

Salon magazine keeping it classy

I was going to do this after I first heard about what happened in Boston, but didn't want to go there, but the Liberals at Salon gave me the ok.

Whoever did the Boston attack probably had more love for

or

rather than-

BUT the Lamestreem  Media will want to blame:

The only thing about the Boston marathon you'll be seeing on this blog

Until I can't stop my self-
Is going to be this video in very poor taste.....

Thanks Borepatch

I had to listen to this to stop your Spamalot post from becoming an earworm-

Hunters, your next

You said "you don't need an AR or AK for hunting. They'll never come after my hunting guns."

Guess what?
http://abcnews.go.com/US/neil-macinnis-online-posts-detail-weapons-ammo-va/story?id=18946729#.UWqnp7XqmxU

Your untouchable shottie was just used in a school shooting.

Breakfast

How do you like your biscuits and gravy?

Do you cut your biscuits before adding gravy or after

Yes

No, that's sacrelige

I'm a Yankee, never had them

www.poll-maker.com

Why yes, San Antonio is run by Democrats

and so is Bexar County.
Which is why along with a light rail system (that's unfunded and unpopular) we just got a pre-pre-K city run school which just got voted a .25% sales tax (against popular notions also).

Now, the brain trust that keeps getting voted back into office has decided to create a BOOKLESS Library.
And no-one has mentioned a problem with spending money on funding something that you have to actually travel to....to do what you're doing on line right now--reading off a computer in the comfort of your own home, office or smart device.

Oh, and nowhere I could find tells how it's financed...

So, it wasn't "The Little People"?

That made the door in that San Fran Elm tree.

It was actual boat people, and they came forward to take credit.
Knowing the eco-nuts in San Fransisco, I'd bet they'll be up on charges of some kind soon.

Not that I'm surprised that it was people that did it, what made me post about this is the authors complete lack of ...umm.... giving regular people credit for something I hope any of my readers could do in about 5 minutes with a jig-saw or band saw--

Tony is a skilled craftsman with the chops necessary to shape and carve wood, the blog reported.

F'ing seriously?
How hard does Chris Roberts think hacking a chunk of waste wood into a vaguely lopsided triangle is?   

Thursday rule-5 Why did they think that?

Goes to Jamie Lee Curtis, and why they'd ever think she was a hermaphrodite?
Seriously guys?

Fourteen people?

And we don't hear anything from the president who says we need to impose reasonable restrictions on law abiding citizens for guns.

I think we need to have a dialogue about the reasonable restrictions on military style assault knives!

0bamas war on women

Because the only choices Liberals want women to have is choosing abortion.

I just got done shopping at Wally-world

The most expensive thing I got was a $19 co-pay for BP meds.
I walked out with four bags and spent almost $100.

Thanks Barry- I f&cking appreciate the way you're taking care of business.



When you're not taking some hugely expensive vacation somewhere expensive on my Dime.

Oh, and I'm not shopping for a family of four anymore, just me and the wife...

@sshole

Our favorite Female protesters are in the news again

Something about Sharia, - don't understand Ukrainian.

Looks cold over there....and they even have muffin-tops!

Just work stuff

Firstly.
Do I work for a great company or what?
They knew my birthday was coming up, so they bought me a ...TOY!

Yep, that's about half the size and 2/3 of the tires I'm used to using.

When you have three people that are either Journeymen, foremen or ex-foremen- the super is pleasantly surprised when everyone working on electric switchgear has their own tools for the job. He was kind hurt that we didn't want to use the company tools....

Thursday Rule-5 Word search

I keep getting hits looking for Billie Piper, so I try to please:

And one that's a photoshop...

True Dat!

What a horrendously ugly personality....

It's almost sacrilege to include her and teens sexual inquiries in the same picture......... :-p

The more there is, the less it's worth

And we see that in the ever increasing demand for degrees in what used to be HS diploma jobs.
The more Big Education pushes college degrees, the more watered down degrees are out there for people who can't do HS Senior work, so now to make a demand for those worthless degrees- even McDonalds is starting to require bachelors degrees for being a farging cashier.

TEOTWAWKI and pets

I've been looking at different sites for ideas if or when this whole thing goes pear shaped.

I see a lot of different scenarios, but most gloss over the whole *what do you do with your pet* thing.
We have two cats and two dogs. One dog tries to be a dog, but the other is just a fur footrest.

I could see living with them if we had enough food and water and we stayed in one place, but the dilemma is when we might have to move on foot. One cat is savvy enough that she'd be able to keep up and out of trouble- the other one is a house Tribble.
I'd be tempted to throw down a steak for the dogs and end it for them while they're doing their favorite thing.

On the other hand, should we force them to get lost (maybe) and live through the starving times in the hope that something better will come along? I don't think any of them except the cat could catch their own food, or stay out of trouble if walking free.

Any ideas, or just something for you to think about later....

Happy Easter

From your friends at g00gle:

Some people consider him G-ds other son, but most call him Ceasar Chaves. Because the Chicago Jeezus named this C.C. Day- because there was nothing else worth celebrating today.


And the alternative:

Al Bore not impressed

Gaea devistated-

But my little yeasties are happily making CO2:

*note* I put the videos after the break to load a little faster....

A blast from the past

Guess who?

hello friends,
Last year I made the decision to trust my life on the street to Second Chance body armor. I got the level IIa because it stops the most rounds. plus I got the Trauma Plate for the front.
What scares me is that, although I can fit an extra trauma plate in the front, I cannot fit a second one in back. As of late I have taken to duct-taping a second trauma plate to the area of my back where the heart and vital organs are located. Then I put my vest on.
Here is the questions. The duct tape solution, although tactically sound, is hot and painful to remove. I would like to go to the single-plate solution in back. What I am worried about is repeated hits to that area with .308 ammunition. I have a high-risk security job and I fear that I would be the target for repeated long-distance shots to my back.


UPDATE-
10:48pm

GuardDuck Knocks it out of the park.

Here is the link to the entire thread:
Mall Ninjas

Thursday rule-5 Body language

Lets start with some not so subtle hints:

Happy yeasties

I made two packs of champagne yeasts very happy tonite.

I'm experimenting again.
1 gal. apple cider
1 gal. apple jiuce

Each one got
 1c. dark brown sugar
1/2 c Lite brown sugar (Because I had two partial bags)
1 Pk wine yeast.

AND three pics that I forgot to set the auto-focus ...

You'll notice you get slightly more cider (which is probably made up for the pieces in it)

Happy yeasties waking up and ready to make more happy little yeasties :-)

Take care of yourselves for the next two weeks...