Saturday, April 07, 2012

I'm watching "The matrix" agian

Well, it's the last Matrix, and I know -it's a crappy kind of movie, but it's one that you have to stop on,,,you know--those kind.
Those ATUs- why aren't the drivers more protected? And why do they have to hold their arms AND the controls without any arm support? It would seem a lot better to use joysticks like backhoe operators use for 8- 12 hours a day.

And the ammo-humpers are completely unprotected? With at that hot, sharp metal flying all over? WTF- I know they're not highly trained specialists, but dude- if they can't work, YOU can't get reloaded.

THEN the advertisement for the Cell phone company with the teen giving the guy a silent treatment- over the phone...Yeah, he doesn't know what to do-
- I'd hang up and make that problem worse.

Happy "Pillow Fight Day"!

Friday, April 06, 2012

The RINO Lisa Murkowski standing up for women

...Well at least some women-
Murkowski criticized GOP presidential candidates for not condemning Rush Limbaugh for calling Georgetown law student Sandra Fluke a “slut” and a “prostitute,” which he later apologized for. Fluke was rejected as a witness before a panel on the Obama contraception mandate chaired by House Oversight And Government Reform Chairman Darrell Issa (R-Calif.) last February. . . .
“To have those kind of slurs against a woman. . . you had candidates who want to be our president not say, ‘That’s wrong. That’s offensive.’ They did not condemn the rhetoric,” she said.

Because according to certain search engines, the RINO Murkowski couldn't find it worth her while to defend a certain female Veep candidate from much worse attacks. As a matter of fact, she even joined the war on certain women.

Thursday, April 05, 2012

It's good to have a high opinion of yourself

It's kind of a rock that you can cling to when life throws you chit storms.

It's completely another thing to have an unrealistically high opinion and make sure everyone knows it.
-Then we get into the realm of the MSM where you're both the protagonist and victim, because - hey! Eyeballs are eyeballs.  Lets see how long we can run with this...poor little me.

Wednesday, April 04, 2012

A question about MEEchelle's $500 a plate fundraiser

Mooch was preaching to kids to brainwash their grandparents:

"I mean, I can’t tell you in the last election how many grandparents I ran into who said, I wasn’t going to vote for Barack Obama until my grandson talked to me, until my great-grandson talked to me, and talked about the future he wanted for this country,” she said.
“You can get out there with your parents. You guys can knock on doors. I had one young lady who brought me a petition — she’s already working. You can convince wrong people. Sometimes we don’t listen to ourselves, but we will listen to our children.


Ok, it would be two questions-
  1. It was Friday, why weren't those kids in school?
  2. Who paid for those kids? 
Of course Mooch can't tell how many elderly told her that BS, because she probably didn't hear anyone say that.

Yeah, no chit!

Tuesday, April 03, 2012

It's a farging Motor Speedway. They didn't have cameras going?

Actually it was a Viet Nam Veterans Homecoming celebration at Charlotte Motor Speedway.

Are you telling me that you let a bunch of Viet Nam vets in and got them drunk before your ...'Victory Lap' and were surprised that they took their bikes onto the main track and couldn't follow the traffic rules?

SRSLY?
Nam vets, Beer, Bikes, babes and a motor speedway and no one had all those cams going to commemorate the Homecoming celebration?
That's why you don't know how two bikers crashed head on?

No one had thought to turn the cameras on???
This is my shocked face:

All this money that Romney is buying people with

 Is that his personal fortune he's using, or money from some a bunch of fellow filthy rich squishy moderats?

The latest example is the leader of the group that calls itself the American Conservative Union.

A guy named Al Cardenas is the president, who is calling for everyone else in the Republican race to quit so the Establishment candidate doesn't have to bother swatting the gnats until the RNC convention.

Sunday, April 01, 2012

You are known by the company you keep

And if your biggest campaign donors end up being crooks and liars,- then you just have your tame lapdog media suppress the story.

OR find a way to blame Bush, the Republicans or earthquakes in Japan.

Scott brand toilet tissue

has about 291 linear feet on each roll.
Since yesterday, I've used about 175 200 feet of them because someone opened the faucet in my nose.

Does this ass make the stage look small?


Nice shirt MEEchelle, how many lizards did you have to kill and skin to make it?

I see that red Ken Livingston is trying to be rewarded for his hatred of women- again

His latest proclamation in his pandering to the religion of the continually outraged says that he wants to turn London into a "Beacon of Islam."
...And all the things Liberals claim they stand against when they accuse conservatives of doing.

You know like- judicial gang rapes, stoning, disfigurement, forced marriages, amputations...

At least Europe has some >brave souls who'll protest against that misogynistic sect. Yes, our girls are back, and they brought some reinforcements...some of which are eye-bleach worthy.

Saturday, March 31, 2012

So, the @sshole on the rice-rocket

did something that pissed the woman off (as usual), and then he got an attitude when she reacted.

Yeah, Dick- you're the one on a bike that screams "I'M AN ASSHOLE!", and you get involved with pissing off someone in a cage...???
Then she does what I- as a rider wanted to do to assholes like you...who gave regular drivers an attitude against me- because of what YOU did.

No sympathy for dickwad here.

I shouldn't be H8ing on SWIFT drivers

But there is a reason they have other names use for their company...
See What I F*cked up Today,,,, Sure Wish I had a Fast Truck...






But to be fair, not all SWIFT drivers are bad, it's just that they have a lot of new drivers- like Werner...

And THIS is why experienced drivers never like to back up onto their blind side:


This is how a good driver does it. That GOAL on the bottom of his mirror is reminding him to Get Out And Look- so he doesn't end up like our friend right above this.

About that $540 million lotto prize


Hope you have a nice day :-)

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Another Leftist `tard writes a check his ass can't cover

This one's name is John Carnduff Stewart- who sent threatening e-mails to the Sheriff's Dept. telling them that he was going to assassinate the Chief and his family, because he didn't like the fact that justice was overpowering a lynch mob.

In the mail, he also boasted of owning (probably illegal [for a criminal]) more guns than the Sheriffs had.

"You and your family deserve to be hunted down and shot like a dog, just like Trayvon Martin," deputies said Stewart wrote. He called the Sanford Police Department "bigoted" and "unprofessional."
"I have more weapons than your entire police department and I would love to use some of them to take you down," the email says. Stewart ended his message, deputies say, with his home address.
"I dare you to visit my home or send one of your officers and find out exactly how long you or other police officers would last," says the short email, which was released Friday afternoon.
Investigators took Stewart up on his dare Friday morning, searching his home and finding "additional threatening emails" on his computer. He confessed to sending Lee the email, deputies say.
"I know what this is about," Stewart told investigators, according to his arrest report. "I sent the emails, and I wanted to piss them off."

Well guy, you did that- too bad you didn't have the backbone to stand behind your words.

...But then again, you're probably a Communications Union Thug who retired to FLA so you could vote for the Dem twice- once in NYC and FLA...

All or nothing?

If that's the only choice  SCOTUS has, then lets go with nothing.

No one really had problems paying for health insurance untill the .GOV started getting involved in the `80's, then as they got more involved in solving the "problem" of health access- the cost went through the roof, and hasn't stopped.

The more involved the .GOV gets, the more it'll be managed like the Post Office or any DOT office you've been to.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Since everyone else is doing it-

-Mom is trademarking Trayvonn's name.
People -including the Most Racial President- are hawking hoodies.

How can I get in on this Trayvon feeding frenzy?



Sell Trayvon branded lynching rope?

Whatever...

Trayvon (in a happier time)

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

They told me-

When Florida got the right to defend themselves, that it would be like the old west.

I guess they're right.
 Except that it's not gunfights in the streets, it's wanted posters and vigilante justice.

...and posse's gotta have dat posse.


UPDATE-

Just a thought, if Obama had another son, he could have looked like this:

Monday, March 26, 2012

So, I was at the un-named military base today

Waiting on a dumpster and my pipe (which never showed up......because the guy was calling the house phone -30 mi. away).

I was waiting and the booters Trainees were doing their padded stick combat.
I don't know what they were yelling- probably the AF version of urRAH!, but it sounded more like BOOM-BOOM!

Every time I heard it I couldn't help but say "out go the lights."

So here's your earworm for the day:

Chicago-on-the-Patomac must be worried

King Putts numbers are in the tank and he must already be losing to Romney in most inside polls.

That's why they're not waiting until the Establishment Candidate assumes his rightful position before they blindside him with Romneykare.

Now we have someone who anyone with the slightest bit of constitutional understanding has to vote for- since Santorum showed that he has no understanding of the term "innocent until proven guilty."

Sunday, March 25, 2012

How about some old war p()rn?

From the last time we made a difference:

It's a game--DICK

The NFL is taking care of that bounty thing all by themselves.
You don't need to waste (even more of) my money by calling Congressional hearings on it.

If you want to "Do Something!"- then how about that budget that you Democrats in the Senate haven't bothered with for almost FOUR YEARS.
You know, the one that the Constitution requires you to do and not sticking your nose where it doesn't belong.

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Cat fight!

And they're nekkid as the day they were born!
Claws out and all!
You'll be amazed at the agility of the two contestants!

Link fixed- They hid it a little, so you have to scroll down some.

One last thing one that Trayvon Martin lynch mob

I hope the racists who are trying to lynch an Hispanic man for defending himself are happy, be cause your most racial president just told you that his racebaiters in his Justice Department are going to be all Waco on Zimmerman.

And- to put this outrage into perspective, I'd like to remind you about the outpouring of indignation from the MSM and the usual race pimps over this story two weeks before...

You remember, the 13 year old WHITE boy who forced those two 16 year old Black boys to pour gasoline over him and light it?
And why is it allegedly for the blacks and set in stone for Zimmerman?

I need some Air Force help here

Because I'm wondering about some things I've seen on base, and their 'military' traditions- as they are...

  1. Do you people 'DO' morning colors? I was in front of a grinder by one of your booter baracks dorms when I heard what I took to be the five minute warning..except it was eight O'clock and no-one even broke stride.
  2. What do you call your DI's and how do I ask for directions to their 'goat locker'?
  3. What was it Friday, at noon when we heard over the loudspeaker, all five military anthems?
  4. If I'm making a turn and there are troops with traffic guards crossing the road straight in front of me, can I turn right?
Thanks for the help...and snark.

When I meet someone, I generally start making a mental list

- or if you want, I start trying to put them in categories.
Basically it comes down to "Can I trust you?" and "Can I get along with you?"

I think after meeting this guy, my impression would be that "You're a dick."
When I first saw the title, I thought he was making people pay a tool to use the road- but no -he's just being a dick about the whole thing.

Friday, March 23, 2012

The only thing I have to say about this Travon/ Zimmerman thing

is that if- somehow I got involved in that ridiculous 'million hoodie march' last night- I bet I could have had them all shouting something like "LYNCH WHITIE!" before the night was over.

And no-one on the Left would have a problem with it.

HAPPY SECOND ANNIVERSARY- BARRY!

Just so everyone can pass around the word about this wonderful day.

Today is the second anniversary of Barry signing HIS signature Legacy.
Make sure everyone remembers this day!

Doesn't it look like Nancy (the EX-speaker) is having a Barry-gasm?


Don't worry Mr. Obamakare, we'll thank you this November!

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Put me on that jury

I would so love to be on that EPA jury that is taking up the Sackett case.

There would be another term besides 'Jury Nullification"., since I'd be insisting on them being compensated for Obamas EPA running roughshod over the Fourth Amendment* and the Eighth Amendment**.
Since being unable to use your property and being forced to put money into turning it into some bureaucrats idea of wilderness is an unjust taking of property.

And then some kind of injunction to stop all other EPA over-reaches.

*The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, ...

**Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, ...